Jennifer Aniston Oscars

I wish B & A were going to be at the Oscars, but I understand why they are not. They would sure add some excitement to the proceedings.

But Sue, Maniston is soooo boring. Hell, I’d rather talk about her dog Norman than her.

Mouse and Chinnifer is my name love your sense of humore. I enjoy reading your posts.Some of you must live in la-la land or smoking something because you are so out of touch with reality. Or at least how people in Hollywood play the game. You all seem to think that Jen is Rachel or Rachel is Jen. You think Brad jilted Rachel as you know her from tv. One has nothing to do with the other.Did you know that Vince and Rachel have the same publicist?

you guys are not nice!! you’re all so mean!! fed up where are the otherssssss?? my fans, my protectors, my saviors??Did you read all their nasty comments?? They are so hateful…..sobbing….sobbing….i need mr. vodka….vv babe?? Vv babe?? Vv…vv….vvvvvvvvv….you get up there you son of a whale….your so fat and stop your snoring….you fatso….go and make mr.vodka….please….(vv asked “what did you call me”) sheepishly said…”nothing…you’re my babe…my r©ock…please mix martini for me…I need to revive and light stick for me please…thanks.”Oh what I need to put up to be famous!! Can you imagine putting up with this slobbery fatso giant shrek!! If I didn’t need him to perk up my tits…oooops…my (b)mo(bb)vies…I wouldn’t be seen with this giant slobbery buffoon…but hey he’s moving up in hellay!!Ooooooooooh what I am saying??? Anyways…hiccup…hiccup…burp…burp…inhale..exhale…sigh!!…yes!! I am going to oscah tonight….you’re all so jealous…just wait and see…I will be the next Felicity Huffman!! I will change my looks…cut my famous hair..(sad face)…and become a man….i will bend over like beckham…who’s the heck is beckham??Anyways…I need to go to sleep,,,my extreme makeover friend chris is coming to beautify me…I need him to pinch my titties to make them look perky!!i am so famous!! eat that assh braddy and ****/***** angie…you’re scared of hellay that’s why you are running around in europe…who needs you here….hellay is without me coz i am famous and hot hot hot!!! snoring…

chinnifer, I’m not sure who you mean when you say "****/***** angie" and that they are in Europe. I just don’t understand. Is it because I haven’t read any newspapers or magazines since Jan. 05 when Brad and Jen (sob) temporarily broke up? I never watch the news; in fact, the only things I watch on tv are my Friends dvds and all of Jen’s movies. I love them all! I do like "Bruce Almighty" best because Jen looks so pretty, and I’m sure that’s why it was a big hit, not because of that guy she starred with whose name I can’t think of right now. You know who I mean. Anyway, I just can’t wait to see Jen tonight on the Oscars, although I wish she and Brad were presenting together. That would be perfect. Oh, well, he’ll be by her side next year when she wins for "Friends with Money". And then she can finally get pregnant because she’ll have her Oscar on her mantle. I can’t wait! I wish there was something else to do in that year I have to wait for that to happen, but I can’t think of anything else. Oh well.

ooooow…what’s going on??? (awaken by the noise made by the giant shrek)(now awake…and check jj blogs again….chin is addicted to it)ooh…africangirl is talking to me?? what’s on the front page?? just a minute, i’ll go and look.…….africangirl, you’re so mean!! why? why? Why??????? i hate that assh braddy…that homewrecke/****/***** angie…pheeeew to those 3rd world ****** kids!!wwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! braddy is mine!!! he’s mine….mine….mine…he will be back to me….just watch…he will get tired of that ****** woman and her ****** kids….we will have beautiful babies after i won the oscar…just watch and see…ggggggrrrrrrrrrr….vv i need drink…please…..also the stick….thanks!!wwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??? Sobbing hysterically….

I went on the front page of this site and for the first time looked at something that wasn’t a picture of Jen. I saw some dark-haired guy who looked a little like Brad except he was carrying a little black girl, and why would Brad be doing that? Also the lookalike was standing near some dark-haired woman who looked pregnant, so I’m sure it’s not Brad because he’s blond and he’s probably at home in California at their $25 million dollar home waiting, like the rest of the world is, to see Jen at the Oscars. I don’t even know what’s nominated except that the pictures don’t have Jen in them…or do they?! I’d better run and check! She may be nominated and I don’t even know it! Or is that next year. That Brad lookalike has me all confused….

chinnifer, are you related to Jen, is that why your name is so similar? I’m just very confused, that picture with the black baby and the Brad lookalike and the dark-haired woman has me very upset. This always happen whenever I look at a photo that isn’t Jen or read anything that isn’t about Jen. I guess I just really don’t understand or know about anything that isn’t Jen. If I could have a job that was all about Jen I would love it so much! I get fired from every job I’ve had because I put Jen all over my computer and write her name on all my papers and talk about her to all my co-workers. They’ve all said I talk about her too much, but how can you talk about the biggest star in the world too much? It’s impossible. They’re just party-poopers.

anonie mouse: helloooo!! africangirl is not talking about the brad lookalike…they are the freak show phonies…go back to the front page…..see….who’s on the front page???? it’s ME!! at last i am on the front page…i think this picture was taken awhile ago…i don’t remember…but i know that chris..my extreme makeover friend beautify me…i think for the rehearsal…yes…i need to rehearse how to walk around all those wannabes in hellay…there not so hot or famous like me….everyone is going to look at me so i need to purge…i need mr. vodka…mouse did you see my famous hair, tan and chin??? i am so hot looking…thanks to chris…even just with my thong showing…i am sexy and everyone is so jealous…eat that jlo…jlo is looking like a tranny…and i look so hot!!

OH MY GOD!you people are kinda sick. I mean straight after Brad and Jen split,there was lots of sympathy for Jen right?ALOT of people were hating Angelina.FACT. Now its switched?Because of a couple of tv clips with Angelina and her Humanitarian work,people decide hey Angelina’s not so evil and bad, blah blah..Before the split i hadn’t really heard a bad word said about her and definately not to the extent of some people’s hatred towards JA now.YOU DON’T HAVE TO HATE JENNIFER ANISTON TO SHOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE BRAD & ANGELINA. - Its too EASY. With your hatred you sheild yourself with arguments on why its JUST that Brad & Angelina are a couple now.I feel pretty amicable about all of them, JA BAMZ. I just wish you guys didnt hate on JA so much,she’s done nothing wrong,just been who she is for the past whatever years. AND THATS WHAT I FIND SICK.I wish everyone would just get over it. Why is everything so black and white? You don’t have to hate one to love another.

LMAO. Oh mouse, you kill me, truly u do. Oh well, u don’t believe me, that fine. But remember this, when u do find out the truth, remember a friend who once tried to tell it to you. And BAMZ does NOT stand for Brad/Aniston/Moving/Zipper, as a matter of fact, they have not moved anything close to zipper in yrs. Aniston now moves zipper with the guy she acted with in the Break Up (surely u have heard that she has a new movie coming out in june) Vince Vaughn is his name and they do have thir own name, JAVV, I believe is what ur other friends call them. And the reason she is not wearing her ring is because she has no right to what the ring represents. And mouse, there r talks that she is moving to chicago to be with VV. So dear, picl up your red lipstick, wipe brad’s name off your mirror and put Vince coz it is now Jen and Vince forever. Not Brad and never will be. Now BRAD AND ANGIE FOREVER, mouse. One last thing, she was only at the awards tonight was because….oh mouse I don’t want to be mean. You r so fragile. Alright forget it. She was there because the world loves her, yes they do mouse. IT IS NOT FOR PITY, okay?

Mouse, Mouse, Mouse. Why do you still doubt me? Haven’t I proven myself to you? What more can I do? Tell you that I know that your phone ringer is the theme song from friends, not that it rings that often since no one calls you. Your friends and Family have abandoned you but ofcourse you don’t see that, you have made yourself believe they are there (just on hiatus), The guy in your life has moved on to someone else but you just think "you are on a break". The last straw was when he found the papers that showed you were trying to change his name to Bradely Chandler Bing Pitt. And What do you do when you just to hear the theme song coming from your phone? You call yourself and when it rings tears roll down your face., phone held closely to your heart ans you whisper softly "Jen, Jen, Oh Rach, Rach" sometimes you change the name to one of the names from her movies. The only other sign of life is the mouse squealing in the cage by your computer, you got it after watching "Along Came Polly" Figured if it was a good pet for Jen in the movie, gosh darn it, it is a good one for you. You even named it Chris. What about the time you tried unsuccesfully (thank God) to steal a baby just after Rach had a baby on friends. Why did they let you go Mouse? It wasn’t because you told the judge that you were a close personal friend of Jen and tried to prove it by bringing a cardboard cut out of her to cut. It was because the Judge took one look at and knew you were insane. Yes, mouse Insane. Remember he said "not guilty by reason of insanity" and not "okay I believe you. Jen is really your bestfriend" as you have made yourself believe. Mouse i hate doing this, exposing just how far gone you really are but I feel this urge to help you. You are not totally hopeless, there is time to get you back to your normal life. Who know, your guy might take you back as long as you promise you won’t bring back that nonsense about him having Jen’s face tattoed on his you know. Man! still can believe you suggested that! Sick Just Sick.You know where to find me Mouse, here for you anytime. And Yes, Jen is the BIGGEST STAR in hollywood. Did you get goosebump when she got a standing ovation? bet you did, hun?

rachel weizreese witherspoontwo more actress/babies/oscars…..the list is growing. two more ladies jen has to compete for, scrpits etc……..she’s going up to 3packs a day…….

I agree ANON….Why bah Jennifer.she didnt kill anyone.hell she could have blown the top off the whole story and told the whole truth and nothing but the truth..I like them all brad Ang And JENNIFER……..ALL YOU HATEFUL PEOPLE NEED TO REPENT ASK FOR FORGIVNESS.HATEFUL HATEFUL HATEFUL PEOPLE

Jen look so old in the oscar. that’s the result of too much alcohol and cigarette, She can’t compete with Reese Witherspoon, Reese is young , cute, talented and oscar awardee. they are on 2 different category. several younger talented actress are coming up, no wonder Jan Aniston is so insecure. she ‘ll eventually end up as Meg Ryan the has been "american sweetheart"