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Mortimer Martin

Mortimer Martin

Ross, the intern from The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, asked 33-year-old actress Gwyneth Paltrow the following question: "If your next baby is a boy, have you considered the name Ross?  If you have a girl, what do you think of Rossina?  Rossetta?"  To which Gywneth replied, "If my next baby is a boy I am going to name him Mortimer."  Mortimer MartinApple, meet your brother MortimerMortimer, meet your sister AppleYOINKS!  (Note :: Gwyneth calls Steven Spielberg… Uncle Morty.) ¶ Above are pictures from Wednesday of Gwyneth Paltrow walking the streets of New York City where she ate at Korean restaurant Kori (253 Church Street). 

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# 1

I am so sick of that hair. Cut it already. Please.

# 2

I am SO SICK OF GP!! She is so SNOTTY….She was bron with a silver spoon in her mouth and she acts like she is so much better than everyone. TATA GWENY.. go to Britian and live a happylife with your UGLY husband and your annoying kids names. If the US is such a bad place and London is so much nicer, please by all means…get the F out!!! You are washed up and a has been!!! Yeah, nice hair what are you like 6? GROW UP!!

# 3

Hmmmm I thought Gwen was concerned about the enviroment? That sure looks like a gas gusler to me. Do as I say.. and not as I do huh? I am done with her.

# 4
Derek Hail @ 03/24/2006 at 11:06 am

I really don’t understand why you would name your child Mortimer. That name is absolutely disgusting. I mean, she could have named it something cool, like Maddox.I guess, she does what she wants, she has that much money.My Blog: Celebrity Gossip

# 5

I think she is pretty.. I liked it when she was dating Brad Pitt. But Chris is cute too..

# 6

wow. she is weird. BTW, what’s up with the new ads, they show up before I can reach the site. IT IS INCREDIBLY ANNOYING. Just put more ads on the actual pages.

# 7
patrickstarfish @ 03/24/2006 at 11:47 am

i hate that ***** but that must have been a joke for press right..right..anyway..she needs to go away..seriously..hate her..pretentious *****. (her mom is nice though)

# 8

I agree with 92122girl, that doesn’t look like a "prius" to me…

# 9

Is she going to have a boy or a girl? Does anyone know?

I think her husband Chris is absolutely also a SNOTTY.

It’s not just that it’s mortimer. It’s MORTIMER MARTIN! eww…

why is she wearing sneakers in most pix and heels in one…they’re not all from the same day i guess. Btw, I’ve met both Gwyneth and Chris and they are really nice people.

Of course what one wants to name their child is up to them, but why on earth would she subject her children to such ridicule.

wow, you guys are so cruel.. how in the hell do you guys know she’s a ***** if you guys havent met her??

GWYNIE RULES @ 03/24/2006 at 1:33 pm

She was smart enough to dump Pitt, and she is a GREAT ACTRESS.

I agree with #14 . And I love Gwyneth !

Perhaps she is tired of being asked what she is going to name the baby and tired of people coming up with names for her. Maybe she said Mortimer to shut them up and is not serious naming the baby that.

She does realize that the first 4 letters of Mortimer means death, right?

She wouldn’t tell anyone what the name is going to be just for the reasons we see on all the boards…endless mocking and critique. She was being kind to Ross, something you people might emulate if you had class!

gwynethfan @ 03/24/2006 at 4:10 pm

Read between the line folks, she was only kidding. Gwyneth wouldn’t let the world know the baby’s sex so why would she let you know the baby’s name? http://www.rossmathews.net/blog/?cat=10

eddiewifey @ 03/24/2006 at 4:54 pm

I think she is classy. Sometimes she comments on other celebrities lives and shouldn’t but overall she seems cool and elegant. Also, it is nice to see a celebrity that looks CLEAN!

I like Gwen with Brad also. I hated it when theybroke up and he married Jennifer. I felt like Brad really loved Gwen….that break-up hurt him deeply. Jennifer was always jealous of Gwen.She is so insecure.

It’s a joke right?right?

gwyn is not snotty you lanquid idiots - she actually has more in her vernacular than all yall haters combined. and chris, this pissed me off for one sec., and then i realized who i was debating with, is a musical genius full of wit. so you can work around being an ostensible know it all, but the world knows better.

I think she is going to have a girl by looking her belly shape.

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