Angelina Jolie Dateline Video

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# 676 | cindy’s lapdog First, how are you, lapdog? Okay, on the "ideas" we have to go back to the tattoo conversation. Before I proceed, can you please enlighten me on if Angie has a new tattoo on her arm where "Billy Bob" was lasered off? I thought the markings were the contrast of Angie’s tan, which made the traces of her tattoo more prominent. But upon closer examination, it seems to be 2 lines of a new inscription. Oddly, the marking is relatively faint. Am I just hallucinating from low blood sugar or what? So pretend we’re continuing with our convo from the other Friday. I checked more into the Maori tattooing, and it confirmed my recollection that it was a rite of a passage for Samoans. To be a man and a warrior, a young man had to withstand the pain and blood of the tattooing rite, which could last for days on end. Now, call me a wimp (sticks and stones and all that stuff), but it just seems to me it would be infinitely easier for a Samoan boy to show up wearing a yarmulke and saying: "OY VEY, can’t I get a barmitzvah instead?" I see a needle and hammer, and I’d change my last name to Brillstein and call for a party planner right quick!! Is that the easy out?? Mind you, I have a high tolerance for pain, but I don’t subject myself to unnecessary pain. Regardless, forget about tattooing, nothing beats branding. You read it right: BRANDING. You once mentioned how ritualistic the sex scenes in Foxfire were. Weeell, my little puppy, when fire meets skin, there’s something primal that is more than third-degree burns. Yes, yes, the sound of sizzling and the smell of seared skin is enough to send a cannibal over the edge. (I think I’ve lost 99% of the readers there, while the 1% is so taken it kinda scares me!!) No worries, my cannibal days are long over when the first KFC came into town. Now it’s strictly chicken, chicken, chicken except when I see Pamela Anderson protesting out front of KFC. Wait, wait, don’t go running off. You’re lucky, my lil’ friend, your rump is too small for even a "C2" branding. Such a shame since it would have been cute, too, as the conjoined "C2" would look like an asymmetrical heart with a tail - accent grave (or is it accent aigu?). Alas, I had to settle for implanting an ID microchip under your neck. How boring and ordinary, eh? So that is the "scary" idea: Branding with a "C2" on your rump. Now, if you go for that, I may be scared of how dangerous we are together. One of us needs to be the check and balance for each other. Signing off for now…

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# 678 | Knocked up slutBrad is the father of Angelina’s kids. Is the truth hard to swallow? Come on …. move on.

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#678 EVIL This site is for good people who loves good people.Not for ugly people who has EVIL INTENTIONS.

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# 678 | cindy’s lapdogLapdog, thank you for playing with me. You beat me to the punch. I was going to tell you that since it’s the 2-minute warning, 7th-inning stretch (those are the only sports metaphor I know), I didn’t want to take up your time. I, too, am cutting back my time though for not obvious reasons. So it’s cosmic synchronization. When you’re ready and should you have the desire to just goof around, you know where to find me and what time (PST). Leave a message in the latest BAMZ thread and I’ll be there. Thank you for your kind regards and I wish you and your family all the best!! You take care, as well!!!

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God bless angelina and brad for thinking about other peoples in other countries. I think its great that angelina wants to give brad a baby. It’s the best proof of love.

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CONGRATULATIONS TO BRAD AND ANGELINA BABY SHILOH IS VERY BEAUTIFUL