Tomb Raider 3 Rumors

Jolie has not signed on for Tomb Raider 3 and has no plans to play video-game heroine Lara Croft any time soon.Whew, what a load off of my mind. Now I can go back to focusing with undivided attention on my three favorite words: WUTHERING HEIGHTS, AKIMBO!! Yes, yes, I’m still possessed of which only ol’ Holy Father Johnny Depp can exorcise. Actually to show how fickle I can be, I might be moving away from Johnny Depp to my more favorite actor - drum roll please, cause this actor does deserve much ado! da dum… Daniel Day-Lewis. I can’t figure what project Angie and Daniel would be perfect for, though. "Age of Innocence II"? Nah. Well, I haven’t worked that out yet. All kidding aside, it’s a nice reassurance Angie’s mother is fine. Then again, we all could have read that from how happy Angie has been, and their comfort in being away from her. If Angie’s mother were on her death bed, no number of paparazzis would keep her away from her mom. To be sure, I don’t hate the Lara Croft series. They’re okay, just as the Oceans’ series are okay. # 67 | Estelle"back to square 4…AG?Cindy2?…your turn to investigate this…"Errr, I have a confession to make. The answer came to me easier than I expected - much easier to my surprise. I didn’t even have to pull out the dental drill - a trick I learned from Angie’s reported godfather, Maximilian Schell, from the movie, "Marathon Man." No sweating in a hot kitchen to make any lumpias, eggrolls, ha gow, shu mai, cheung fun either (hey anybody want to have dim sum with me?). Nope. The answer just rolled off Jared’s tongue as if he had eaten red, hot, chili peppers. But here’s the rub: He made me swear to keep it a secret. Considering he has the most prized trump card over me (do I really have to tell you what that is?), I am beholden to keep his ethnicity an international secret that even Austin Powers can’t break. I mean, I caaaan’t have Jared deny me the ability to circumvent his character limit. You know full well, both he and Audrey can out circumvent me in a fingersnap. It’s not Brad and Angie who are the power couple, but Jared and Audrey. All bow down to Jared and Audrey!Instead of gossiping and speculating ’bout Brad and Angie, don’t you think we should unmask this mysterious pair of Jared and Audrey? Who is this international woman of mystery in Audrey? Has anyone talked to Audrey? Were they highschool or college sweethearts? When will Jared and Audrey marry?!! Now, those, my friends are the burning questions of the day and not when the Jolie-Pitt baby is due. And no, no amount of bribery in the form of wonton noodles, dried cuttlefish or lemon ginger can separate that secret from me, even as he deviously threw in that red herring of the high school musical video (he’s unscrupulous, isn’t he?). My hands are jittery even as I’m typing thinking of the prospect of Jared ever imposing an absolute character limit that cannot be sabotaged. Plus, I’m still crossing my fingers, hoping and praying that he will some day come around to my continuous thread format. So girls, as Sargaent Schultz said: "I KNOW NUTHIN’!"But hey, all is not lost! I may have sworn never to let out Jared’s secret, but I never swore to not help out my peeps. With that said, have you all forgotten Guli is a chemist?!! Guli needs to work on concocting a truth serum. Then all you have to do is to get one of the New York peeps (e.g., Be Sane, Original Curious, Frenchy, Rizos, etc.) to go to a Prison Break fan convention. Find Jared with Audrey and slip him the serum. Jared should then be the loose lips that sink ships. Okay, now go coordinate a Mission Impossible IV. # 210 | Re: EducationI know people like to dump on television as a wasteland, but I’d like to speak up for controlled television viewing. Certainly when I grew up I didn’t watch a lot of television. (We spent our free time playing outside with the neighborhood kids until dark.) Then again, I wasn’t without television since junior highschool. But I’ve certainly made up for lost time!! A lot of the knowledge I’ve retained actually came from viewing educational programs on television. PBS, of course, is the old standby. With cable, we have TLC, Discovery Channel, History Channel, etc. Learning isn’t restricted to documentaries either. Issues-oriented talk or news shows, such as Charlie Rose, Meet the Press and Nightline, are invaluable sources to enlighten and open people’s eyes. Charlie Rose has been my favorite way before he has his current show on PBS. He and Robert Krulwich (when they used to be on the same program) were my idols in my youth. Robert could break down the most complicated, technical information and mechanisms into layman terms. And I used to have a schoolgirl crush on Charlie. There you go!Now, granted, if one watches television passively, yes, of course, it can numb the mind. And if one has a problem in time management, then that too will impact study time. These days, it’s not just television but other forms of entertainment that diverts attention and time from studies - video games, Internet surfing, etc. Children need to be trained to be dedicated to their studies and manage their time efficiently. And parents need to be involved in their children’s education. Passivity isn’t just a problem for children, but parents, as well. # 237 | Estelle Totally agree with you on education, as you can read in the passages above (drafted before I read your message). # 262 | justathoughBrad and Angie don’t need to convince you or anybody else, for that matter. What makes YOU think you’re anything more than a dust mite in their collective consciousness? # 331 | Stardust Well, isn’t it typical for haters and haters-in-denial to be hypocritical in their damnation of personal insults even as they spew them out themselves? Nice highlighting of that hater’s hypocrisy, Stardust!# 375 | guli Sorry to hear of your stomach flu but I wish you a full recovery!!# 391 | Original CuriousThanks for your insights of the educational system. # 404 | Original Curious"Any comments on the Stephen Colbert routine at the Press Dinner last weekend?"I really did think that Colbert bombed. When I can predict the punch line in a joke, it’s baaad. Then again, I could predict the punch line in nearly all the Friends jokes and yet that show was popular for a while. On the other hand, the two George Bushes were hilarious with the impersonator playing Bush’s subconsciousness. I didn’t actually see the entire routine but the subconscious Bush was downright hilarious, especially when he was lamenting being with the 36% who approve of Bush instead of the democrats and continuing with the joke of spotting in the audience: "There’s Hilary Clinton in the front row rolling her eyes." Just the visual alone is too funny, but that joke had such a great flow in the words.

#338 Brad is happy with Angie:British TV chef JAMIE OLIVER has spoken out in support of friend BRAD PITT’s relationship with ANGELINA JOLIE - declaring that the FIGHT CLUB actor has never been happier. Oliver and his wife JULES have been close friends with both Pitt and his ex-wife JENNIFER ANISTON - but now Oliver is one of the friends standing by Pitt in his new relationship with Jolie. The celebrity chef says, "Brad is the happiest I’ve ever seen him. I saw him and Angelina a few weeks ago and everything was great."

#450. Great minds think a like LOL.LOL!

I reckon the overexposure that Huvane is creating for Jennifer Aniston is going to sink her career like how over exposure ruined Jennifer Lopez, remember when J.Lo used to open romantic comedies and everyone like her in rom coms. I think the same thing is going to happen to Aniston… People just don’t like her Aniston anymore.

# 457 | 88 At leat J.Lo can sing. Aniston ? I bet Huvane is looking for new talent to sign. cos his client is going to oblivion.

# 94 | GoofyExcuse me if someone has already answered your question, but in case it’s gone unanswered. Dubai is 8 hours ahead of Florida. Go to this site that has times around the world.World Clock

Team Anniston-Jennifer is an opportunist-She is a smart business woman, she knows a good thing when she sees it, she knows how to capitalize on the moment (she is not a box office draw)Please don’t play her as some victime, she is totally cool and calculating with her every move-The problem is, her vision is blurred by the Hollywood Myth of Love and Power-She’d better pray Brad never writes a book!VERY WELL SAID. I think those pity party interview by JA and cronies is some kind of bullying Angie and Brad especially Angie.JA knew her marriage was over for a cetain time.yet making Brad look like a cheater and Angie as the homewrecker. very cool and calculating.

BRANGELINA 4 EVER! AND NO AMOUNT OF CRITICISM FROM THE DETRACTORS CAN DAMPEN MY ADMIRATION FOR BRANGELINA+KIDS.

The maddox rumor is kinda cute, but they are eploiting a poor 4 year old, they’ve gone too far…

ok…I have to go now…Lakers is tie 83-83…too nervous to watch….but I have to go…see you guys later.

ok Cindy2…okkk….I have narrow down to 2 ethnic group…Chinese and filippinos…am I close?…come on…JJ…am I close?….I am leaning toward more the Philippines…just because of the Lumpia..LOL.

Damn .. 5th page already? ~LOL~ Man you guys are fast!! I love this couple more and more. I kinda figuered those rumors were just that. What I’ve found is that if it’s not in People magazine it’s most likely false. Has anyone looked at the Life & Style rag? Wonder how the celebs feelabout that one.

UGLIEST AND MOST BEAUTIFUL CELEB KIDS LIST FYI:#1 BEING UGLIEST AND SO ON:1) APPLE MARTIN AKA BRIDE OF CHUCKY (GWYNETH PALTROW DAUGHTER)2) RUSSELL CROWE SON3) SARAH JESSICA PARKER SON4) ISABELLA (TOM CRUISE)5) RUMER WILLIS (DEMI MOORE)6) SCOUT WILLIS (DEMI DAUGHTER)7) AVA (REESE WITHERSPOON DAUGHTER)BOBBI KRISTINA (WHITNEY HOUSTON)9) CARYS DOUGLASS (CZJ)10) CZJ ADND MICHAEL DOUGLAS SON11) ROCCO (MADONNA SON)12) KIMORA LEE SIMMONS YOUNGEST DAUGHTER13) ALL OF EDDIE MURPHY’S KIDS14) RYDER (KATE HUDSON SON)15) JODIE FOSTER’S KIDS16) DENISE RICHARDS’ KIDSHONORABLE MENTION: CALISTA FLOCKHART SON AND HEIDI KLUM’S OLDEST DAUGHTER LENI AND MADDOX JOLIE-PITTMOST BEAUTIFUL KIDS (#1 BEING MOST BEAUTIFUL)1) LOURDES (MADONNA DAUGHTER)2) JADEN (WILL SMITH SON)3) EMERSON (TERI HATCHER)4) TREY (WILL SMITH SON)5) CINDY CRAWFORD SON6) BROOKE SHIELDS OLDEST DAUGHTER7) KATE BECKINSALE DAUGHTERJULIANNE MOORE DAUGHTER9) CONNOR CRUISE (TOM CRUISE)10) ZAHARA JOLIE-PITT (BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA)11) MARIO VAN PEEBLES DAUGHTER12) SUSAN SARANDON DAUGHTER EVA13) SEAN PRESTON FEDERLINE14) KEVIN COSTNER’S KIDS15) LIV TYLER’S SON16) REESE WITHERSPOON’S SONHONORABLE MENTION:KIMORA LEE SIMMONS’ OLDEST DAUGHTER, JUDE LAW’S OLDEST SON, AND HEATHER LOCKLEAR’S DAUGHTER