Mother's Day Giveaway

Sun, 07 May 2006 at 12:00 am

Love your mom? Show her you care! In honor of Mother’s Day (that’s next Sunday), Just Jared is holding a very special contest with some very fabulous prizes.

PRIZES :: The grand prize winner will receive any single bouquet from ProFlowers.com (I already ordered two for my own mother. Shhh! Don’t tell her.) plus a single item from SecretSpoon.com. (The chocolate covered strawberries are to die for.) And honorable mention will get a choice of either.

HOW TO WIN :: Write a haiku about any celebrity mom (Katie, Britney, Gwyneth, Reese) or celebrity mom-to-be (Angelina, Gwen, Maggie). For those not familiar with it, a haiku is a Japanese poetic form, comprising three lines and 17 syllables in the precise 5-7-5 pattern (example below). And it doesn’t have to rime.

RULES :: Here’s all the nitty-gritty you need to know…
1) Leave your celebrity mom haiku as a comment in this entry.
2) Be sure to include a valid email address (not published) in your comment entry so I can contact the winner.
3) You may enter once everyday until the deadline: Wednesday, May 10 @ 7PM EST (that’s up to six times). The best two haikus will be chosen and notified. Good luck!

Behold the wisdom of Just Jared ::

To :: Angelina Jolie

You Giggle Like Mad
We Can All Blame It On Brad
Give Birth Already

From :: Just Jared

UPDATE :: Both winners wrote about our dear Brit Brit, bless her heart. Congratulations, Lyndo! Here’s her grand prize winning entry –

Sperm overflowing.
Oops, K-Fed did it again.
Popozao, b******.

And congratulations, David! Here’s his honorable mention entry –

Brit knocked up again
girl with all [of] that money
buy clue or condom

Posted to: Celebrity Babies, Contests, Pregnant
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# 1

Lola @ 05/05/2006 at 7:29 pm

To :: Angelina Jolie You Giggle Like Mad We Can All Blame It On Brad Give Birth Already From :: Just JaredROTFLMAO

# 2

jjoy @ 05/05/2006 at 7:55 pm

JJ…you’re the best!! Happy Mother’s Day to all mommies and mommies-to-be!!Bamz+1 rocks and rules

# 3

noni @ 05/05/2006 at 7:59 pm

nice thread. Happy Mother’s Day =)

# 4

Be sane @ 05/05/2006 at 8:10 pm

jared,Haiku usually needs some kind of a word that implies the season, LOL. Thanks for this, you are GREAT!

# 5

Medulla @ 05/05/2006 at 8:18 pm

HEY HOT MAMA ANGIE LA BELLE,Happy MOTHER’s day to you.I love the way you cuddle MADDIE & LITTLE Z.Have a very happy MOTHER’S DAY and a very healthy and speedy delivery of the blessed new baby #3. AND Papa BRAD good job man, good job! God bless your family BAMZ+1.

# 6

Medulla @ 05/05/2006 at 8:26 pm

TO: ANGELINABlessed is the Mother who loves the child.ANGIE you are a shinning example.let your love flow throught out.Happy MOTHER’S DAY ANGIE.

# 7

Jonathan @ 05/05/2006 at 8:29 pm

The young one can’t driveWill he make it to age 5Britney, keep Sean alive!

# 8

Jonathan @ 05/05/2006 at 8:32 pm

Halfway ’round the worldThey say you’re having a girlAngie’s lost her mind

# 9

Jason Markus @ 05/05/2006 at 8:58 pm

Brit knocked up againHope K-Fed is not daddyCan’t take more than one

# 10

Andrea @ 05/05/2006 at 9:00 pm

^ oh my… AntiBamz … if you don’t like it don’t post, angie is not the only one in the picture.. and a lot of people happen to love bamz in this site so chill, move on, leave, shut up whatever you want. And i think it’s really nice what jared is doing (the giveaway i mean) and it’s a fun contest

# 11

Be sane @ 05/05/2006 at 9:00 pm

# 9 | AntiBamz |Do not insult an innocent child. You are flagged.

# 12

David @ 05/05/2006 at 9:02 pm

Accept this missionKate, make Tom Cruise appear straightSuri, didn’t work

# 13

alero @ 05/05/2006 at 9:08 pm

Angelina’s giftBorn in the dark continentA child will arrive

# 14

COLD HARD MATH @ 05/05/2006 at 9:14 pm

Definitely a very slow news day……….WAITING IMPATIENTLY FOR PLUS ONE!KEEP ON ROCKIN BAMZ!!

# 15

Medulla @ 05/05/2006 at 9:26 pm

DEAR ANGELINABehold my dear your most anticipated child will be born under the stars.Look away at those who are full of hatred, they will not hurt you, they are full of envy, they are wishing that it was them who were carrying and giving birth to the most anticipated baby in the world since BABY JESUS so you see my dear, it was writting in the stars that you and adorable,proud Papa Brad are going to create a beautiful human being who will be sought after, envy by some but mostly loved by many around the world.Happy Mother day my DEAR.BY the way #9 you have been reported!

# 16

QQQQ @ 05/05/2006 at 9:26 pm

# 7 | Jonathan | That’s cold…. but really funny

# 17

Kristine @ 05/05/2006 at 9:26 pm

Katie equals momShe had a baby with TomWill her marriage bomb?

# 18

Hannah @ 05/05/2006 at 9:27 pm

Anna Nicole SmithDrunk and pill-poppin’ everydayDrug baby on the way?

# 19

Medulla @ 05/05/2006 at 9:34 pm

GOOD EVENING BESANE.Welcome to the thread.Your posts on the last thread were hillarioussee I told you that you crack me up , girl you are so funny keep it up it is good for the mind.Keep up the drawing thing with your daugther, I am with on that road believe me girl I know, good luck with your family.

# 20

COLD HARD MATH @ 05/05/2006 at 9:36 pm

I can’t type today!WAITING INPATIENTLY FOR PLUS ONE!!ROCK ON BAMZ………

# 21

Hehe @ 05/05/2006 at 9:39 pm

To Angie:Your smile makes you glowand makes everyone forget your foebut waiting for this baby to pop really blows.

# 22

Grateful BAMZ Fan @ 05/05/2006 at 10:02 pm

Thanks Jared for that lovely haiku to a very lovely mom. You are the best.

# 23

Be sane @ 05/05/2006 at 10:24 pm

# 19 | MedullaHi there, and thanks so much for your support! :)Agh, finally everyone is in bed now… today while I was working on something my daughter painted moustache on her face with black paint and and body in red, saying she is a "Captain" something, as well as her door with the same color. it’s called "pretend play" which is supposed to be a good thing. But no bath, no amount of soap helped taking them off. As for the door, as usual, "Soft Scrub with Bleach" is my friend….

# 24

Lohan Roberto @ 05/05/2006 at 11:01 pm

They should give away a free baby for mothers day!

# 25

Flora @ 05/05/2006 at 11:06 pm

To Angelina Jolie.The world will light up, the stars will shinewhen the offspring that will make history arrivesto celebrate the love they shared…

# 26

Lucinda @ 05/05/2006 at 11:11 pm

To: Angelina JolieSunny warm embraceStunning face and glowing smileTakes our breath awayFrom: another mom..

# 27

ARIEL @ 05/05/2006 at 11:42 pm

To Angelina Jolie: The special day’s near Brad and Ange, their dream fulfilled And the world rejoice!

# 28

april @ 05/06/2006 at 12:30 am

Suri, about thatBut Katie your baby’s name does fall rather flat

# 29

bluepaintred @ 05/06/2006 at 12:40 am

some really good entrys! love this idea jared!im gonna *try*BAMZ+1 : The Belly So RipeThe World Holds Its Breath~ We Waitperfection is BAMZ

# 30

Ja @ 05/06/2006 at 12:46 am

To AngelinaSunny beach at seaBlending of hearts into onePretty flowers bloom forever!

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