OlderMother's Day Giveaway
Love your mom? Show her you care! In honor of Mother’s Day (that’s next Sunday), Just Jared is holding a very special contest with some very fabulous prizes.
PRIZES :: The grand prize winner will receive any single bouquet from ProFlowers.com (I already ordered two for my own mother. Shhh! Don’t tell her.) plus a single item from SecretSpoon.com. (The chocolate covered strawberries are to die for.) And honorable mention will get a choice of either.
HOW TO WIN :: Write a haiku about any celebrity mom (Katie, Britney, Gwyneth, Reese) or celebrity mom-to-be (Angelina, Gwen, Maggie). For those not familiar with it, a haiku is a Japanese poetic form, comprising three lines and 17 syllables in the precise 5-7-5 pattern (example below). And it doesn’t have to rime.
RULES :: Here’s all the nitty-gritty you need to know…
1) Leave your celebrity mom haiku as a comment in this entry.
2) Be sure to include a valid email address (not published) in your comment entry so I can contact the winner.
3) You may enter once everyday until the deadline: Wednesday, May 10 @ 7PM EST (that’s up to six times). The best two haikus will be chosen and notified. Good luck!
Behold the wisdom of Just Jared ::
To :: Angelina Jolie You Giggle Like Mad
We Can All Blame It On Brad
Give Birth AlreadyFrom :: Just Jared
UPDATE :: Both winners wrote about our dear Brit Brit, bless her heart. Congratulations, Lyndo! Here’s her grand prize winning entry –
Sperm overflowing.
Oops, K-Fed did it again.
Popozao, b******.
And congratulations, David! Here’s his honorable mention entry –
Brit knocked up again
girl with all [of] that money
buy clue or condom
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katie kate spacemonsters of the mind seize youfree your child
Britney oh spearslance your star crashing downforever trailer park
vacant, vapid Kateoh no! child bearing womanit’s late, save yourself
Apple, Moses - namesFrom the Old Testament. (Well,In a way, Gwyneth.)
Reese, cute as can be.Two kids, career, hot hubby.Reese for Pres ‘08!
TO: Britney SpearsBaby One More Time?Someday I Will Understandwhy she’s so Crazy
To Gwen:Harijuku MomYou got the life you wantedSimple kind of life
To Britney Spears:Kevin Federlinesires apocalyptic spawnold Britney is gone
To Katie Holmes & Brooke Shields:Suri and Griernothing is clearer to usFuture tabloid fun
To Kate Holmes:Kate Holmes and Tom Cruisebaby alien from spacethe spawn of Xenu
To GwenythToo good for L.A.But where the hell else could youdamn your kids through name
To who? Guess:Lady MadonnaKids at your feet learn the beatto manage make ends meet
ANGELINA…Her efforts are boundlessHer generosity without greedFor what she inspiresA generation should heedFor once we have heroesthose willing to fight…to save those in painShe shows us their plightOur Most Beautiful WomanOur attention is drawn, forHer hopes for her childrenAre also For those not yet borne…
ANGIE:You know what to do:Ignore gossip, the press, us.Raise kids; change the world.
Hey "Addicted," I like your haiku in #227. Keep ‘em coming. Maybe Jared will have to hire a PhD in poetry to judge the contest if we keep getting better.This Haiku contest is fun and challenging. Psychos, and you know who you are, please stop slinging hateful language. Any idiot can write adolescent smut. For those of you stuck in adolescence, please go elsewhere. Find a bathroom wall. No, wait, don’t do that, just go.Jared, find another form of poetry you like and let’s do this again; maybe after we see the first BAMZ+1 family picture. I don’t think limericks are safe with this crowd, though.Un beso,Peggypamblue, sleepless in America
To Gwen Stefani:you will always glownow more than ever, yorock steady baby
To Gwen:you will always glownow much* more than ever, yorock steady baby*missed a word :/
For Angelina Jolie:Angie Branded WildJolie Docile In Brad’s ArmsTamed Angel With Child
So many celeb babies!Hollywood is very fertile I seeBut Brooke has two really pretty
To Britney Spears:Your smile is beautyMother of the year, you are notGet rid of K.FedFrom: Jocey
Mommy Dearest, Joan, Enjoy the flowers in thepsychiatric ward.
For Angelina and Brad:The moment you metgreat passion was ignitedfueled by love for Madd.Hey, peggypamblue, I loved YOURS! Good luck!
To Britney:Sean fell down, went boomBut you weren’t in the roomHard to find good help?
To: BritneyKevin FederlineSo many white trash babiesStop the madness, Brit!
TO: Teri HatcherSingle and strong-willedGiving guidance with Burnt ToastShe’s no mere Housewife
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