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Mother's Day Giveaway

Mother's Day Giveaway

Love your mom? Show her you care! In honor of Mother’s Day (that’s next Sunday), Just Jared is holding a very special contest with some very fabulous prizes.

PRIZES :: The grand prize winner will receive any single bouquet from ProFlowers.com (I already ordered two for my own mother. Shhh! Don’t tell her.) plus a single item from SecretSpoon.com. (The chocolate covered strawberries are to die for.)  And honorable mention will get a choice of either. 

HOW TO WIN :: Write a haiku about any celebrity mom (Katie, Britney, Gwyneth, Reese) or celebrity mom-to-be (Angelina, Gwen, Maggie).  For those not familiar with it, a haiku is a Japanese poetic form, comprising three lines and 17 syllables in the precise 5-7-5 pattern (example below).  And it doesn’t have to rime.

RULES :: Here’s all the nitty-gritty you need to know…
1) Leave your celebrity mom haiku as a comment in this entry.
2) Be sure to include a valid email address (not published) in your comment entry so I can contact the winner.
3) You may enter once everyday until the deadline: Wednesday, May 10 @ 7PM EST  (that’s up to six times). The best two haikus will be chosen and notified.  Good luck!

Behold the wisdom of Just Jared ::

To :: Angelina Jolie

You Giggle Like Mad
We Can All Blame It On Brad
Give Birth Already

From :: Just Jared


UPDATE
:: Both winners wrote about our dear Brit Brit, bless her heart. Congratulations, Lyndo!  Here’s her grand prize winning entry –

Sperm overflowing.
Oops, K-Fed did it again.
Popozao, b******.

And congratulations, David!  Here’s his honorable mention entry –

Brit knocked up again
girl with all [of] that money
buy clue or condom

JJ Links Around The Web

  • Paris Hilton's on a billboard...and isn't happy - TheSuperficial
  • Levi Johnston and Jon Gosselin film together - Dlisted
  • David Beckham and Cruz sport matching 'dos - LaineyGossip
  • Carrie Prejean: Sex tape was "the worst mistake of my life" - PopEater
  • Penelope Cruz is bella in Rome - PopSugar
  • Taylor Lautner covers Men's Health's December issue - JustJaredJr
  • Check out Emma Watson's Elle Girl outtakes - Celebuzz
Photo: RHS/WENN

257 Comments

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Agnieszka @ 05/10/2006 at 3:06 pm

So far I’ve posted these (with minor corrections):1. To Angelina:Little Zee, Little Bee,Brand & Mad Hopping Glad,Angie’s Hive soon to be Five.2. To Gwyneth:The Apple of my eye,May Light Bring you Home To Me,Through the Deep RED Sea.3. To Madonna:Lady Madonna,Kids at your feet learn the beat,So they make ends meet.These are my fav celebrity moms.Cheers,Agnieszka

Agnieszka @ 05/10/2006 at 3:10 pm

A typo above:Brand=BRADSorry.

To all of the pregnant celebs:he’s still in the wombbut your kid will surely besaner than Suri

to all of the pregnant celebs:he’s still in the wombbut your kid will surely besaner than Suri

To BritHey baby babiesBrought into this crazy worldShe has some maybiesand to KatieLily white dress you wearSuri for MuriYou won’t even share a tear

BritneyStole Shar’s babies’ daddoes he even know his kidsyou helped steal childhood

To Mary Louise ParkerBilly went for ClaireWho? Yeah we all feel the sameYou got Weeds…they got ?

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