OlderMother's Day Giveaway
Love your mom? Show her you care! In honor of Mother’s Day (that’s next Sunday), Just Jared is holding a very special contest with some very fabulous prizes.
PRIZES :: The grand prize winner will receive any single bouquet from ProFlowers.com (I already ordered two for my own mother. Shhh! Don’t tell her.) plus a single item from SecretSpoon.com. (The chocolate covered strawberries are to die for.) And honorable mention will get a choice of either.
HOW TO WIN :: Write a haiku about any celebrity mom (Katie, Britney, Gwyneth, Reese) or celebrity mom-to-be (Angelina, Gwen, Maggie). For those not familiar with it, a haiku is a Japanese poetic form, comprising three lines and 17 syllables in the precise 5-7-5 pattern (example below). And it doesn’t have to rime.
RULES :: Here’s all the nitty-gritty you need to know…
1) Leave your celebrity mom haiku as a comment in this entry.
2) Be sure to include a valid email address (not published) in your comment entry so I can contact the winner.
3) You may enter once everyday until the deadline: Wednesday, May 10 @ 7PM EST (that’s up to six times). The best two haikus will be chosen and notified. Good luck!
Behold the wisdom of Just Jared ::
To :: Angelina Jolie You Giggle Like Mad
We Can All Blame It On Brad
Give Birth AlreadyFrom :: Just Jared
UPDATE :: Both winners wrote about our dear Brit Brit, bless her heart. Congratulations, Lyndo! Here’s her grand prize winning entry –
Sperm overflowing.
Oops, K-Fed did it again.
Popozao, b******.
And congratulations, David! Here’s his honorable mention entry –
Brit knocked up again
girl with all [of] that money
buy clue or condom
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To: Angelina JolieSunny warm embraceStunning face and glowing smileTakes our breath awayFrom: another mom..
To Angelina Jolie: The special day’s near Brad and Ange, their dream fulfilled And the world rejoice!
Suri, about thatBut Katie your baby’s name does fall rather flat
some really good entrys! love this idea jared!im gonna *try*BAMZ+1 : The Belly So RipeThe World Holds Its Breath~ We Waitperfection is BAMZ
To AngelinaSunny beach at seaBlending of hearts into onePretty flowers bloom forever!
Sperm overflowing.Oops, K-Fed did it again.Popozao, *******.
"To :: Angelina JolieYou Giggle Like MadWe Can All Blame It On BradGive Birth AlreadyFrom :: Just Jared"oh JJ you are the best. How you love angelina is wonderfull. Make a contest only to show your love for her. The other mother are smoke in the eyes, i know that you don’t care about them. For you there is angelina only. She’s the best mother of the world and her unborn child the beautifull baby of the world ever. The other mother and the other children are ugly and no good mother. Only angelna is a good mother. She ’s a saint.
to AngelinaAngelina is not a saint.But full of love for people in painInspiring us with inner beauty
This is such a great idea. I’d write one about my own Mom, who I think is a star, even though nobody else knew it! So… Instead how can I not give this a stab for someone who touched so many with a loving embrace :) Happy Mother’s Day to all!To: AUDREY HEPBURNAngel Now AboveMother to World’s ChildrenEmbracing with love
TO: Angelina JolieThe world is betterFor you care much for the livesof complete strangersFrom: Karen
# 33 | konnitiwa Angelina is not a saint.But full of love for people in painSure angelina care of the people in pain for this is a saint. She’s only that care of this people. The other don’t care. They are selfish, and selfcentered. Angelina is only that adopted the children, cares of their education, makes conference, she’s the only ambassador for UN. She’s a saint because JJ said it, lainey said it, People said it and i believe them. The other mother are ugly how their children.
I wish to all the new and the waiting mamas: God bless your babies girls!To Brangelina:I wish your baby be born upon the clouds and the stars.And his/hers life to be Full of joy and happiness.My best wishes to your family.GOD BLESS BAMZ+1!!
to Gwen:You sang "Hey Baby"Now you’ve got one on the wayYou’re happy No Doubt
Jared,There is a troll on older "Jolie today’s show" thread, writing death wishes on the baby. I just flagged it….
all are very cute and sweet….Great….bye from ItalyIsabella
Brangelina’s kidMost anticipated childMost beautiful babe?
I love all the BAMZ fans. What a sweet idea.I really wish that Angelina reads this site.She and Brad should know that they are loved.Have a healthy baby!
To britney:How could you let himHit you baby one more time?I hope you’re just fat.From:meemerella
HELLO BESANE,GOOD MORNING, thanks for your response, sorry I missed it, I went to put my gang to bed instead I fell asleep before they did………LOLYou may just have a little Vangho or Picasso in your hands believe me just keep the bleach wipes handy no problem.Very slow day today eventhought we agreed about the privacy of BP & AJ being a priority, still we miss seing them in new pictures. I was just thinking since Reese’s peanut butter co. shipped a box to AJ maybe other companies will take notice and do the same since AJ & little Z both like cherrios maybe General Mills will ship them a giant box, and I hope PAMPERS and HUGGIES, Johnson & Johson baby product will all follow, it will be good PR for them, free advertisement around the world don’t you thinkBESANE?BAMZ+1 still rocks the world!
To Kat Holmes:ScientologyBrainwashed you to have Tom’s kidNow you look crazy
To Kay Young, mother of American Idol 5 contestant Ace Young:Left AI too soon.What a face! Thank you Kay YoungFor your hot son Ace.
HEY STEF MY FRIEND GOOD MORNING.Let’s wish AJ happy mother’s dayAn early happy father’s day for BPBecause the special ocasion is nearGOD BLESS BAMZ+1 FAMILY
Grier now arrived Brooke my dear keep your chin upTom Cruise is watching
Grier and SuriSame day, odd coincidenceFuture ‘Simple Life’?
Brooke and Toms babiesIronic and IconicJust grow up and play
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