OlderMother's Day Giveaway
Love your mom? Show her you care! In honor of Mother’s Day (that’s next Sunday), Just Jared is holding a very special contest with some very fabulous prizes.
PRIZES :: The grand prize winner will receive any single bouquet from ProFlowers.com (I already ordered two for my own mother. Shhh! Don’t tell her.) plus a single item from SecretSpoon.com. (The chocolate covered strawberries are to die for.) And honorable mention will get a choice of either.
HOW TO WIN :: Write a haiku about any celebrity mom (Katie, Britney, Gwyneth, Reese) or celebrity mom-to-be (Angelina, Gwen, Maggie). For those not familiar with it, a haiku is a Japanese poetic form, comprising three lines and 17 syllables in the precise 5-7-5 pattern (example below). And it doesn’t have to rime.
RULES :: Here’s all the nitty-gritty you need to know…
1) Leave your celebrity mom haiku as a comment in this entry.
2) Be sure to include a valid email address (not published) in your comment entry so I can contact the winner.
3) You may enter once everyday until the deadline: Wednesday, May 10 @ 7PM EST (that’s up to six times). The best two haikus will be chosen and notified. Good luck!
Behold the wisdom of Just Jared ::
To :: Angelina Jolie You Giggle Like Mad
We Can All Blame It On Brad
Give Birth AlreadyFrom :: Just Jared
UPDATE :: Both winners wrote about our dear Brit Brit, bless her heart. Congratulations, Lyndo! Here’s her grand prize winning entry –
Sperm overflowing.
Oops, K-Fed did it again.
Popozao, b******.
And congratulations, David! Here’s his honorable mention entry –
Brit knocked up again
girl with all [of] that money
buy clue or condom
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# 44 | MedullaGood morning yourself! Good idea. I was going to invest in General Mills myself as my kids are both practically made of Cheerios. Then I read something about gluten that might cause PDD but then my son is fine so what gives? My husband just came back with my daughter who had to take Stanford-Binet this morning for her Special Ed. I managed to wipe off her moustache before she left LOL.How about some Creola company donating crayons/papers, too…
HEY BE SANE,Some creola crayons and erasable markers.Cherrios are great….I love them. About the wheat free diet I heard about it. there is a book out but I do not know much about it and I guest it depends on the individual child as well.LOL……..I read a satire where they said that little Z was bored in Namibia, nothing to do, so they gave her a Tarzan book. So some creola crayons and some construction multicolor papers will definitly come in handy with for her.
(JARED CAN THIS COUNT AS ONE?)To Angie:Why can’t I quit you?You have Brad in the desert.Why can’t I be you?Your bump now a hillAll that pain and laughing stillThat man on your armAre you a vixen?Lord of your own PR show?Or just a good mom?Your children. sublime!From two continents, like mineThey will grow up fine.I am quite normalSave the nights I cruise this siteDevouring these pix.It’s not cool I knowLoving Brad and Angie soStill you give me hope.Black and white and allThe colors of a rainbowYour family rocks!Why can’t I quit you?Someday perhaps I’ll meet youAnd we’ll be best friends
Katie, Katie…Kate.Like the babe ripped from your breast,Your empty soul cries.
ANGELINA JOLIEyour belly’s poppingbut you’re still nations trottinggood luck, you’ve got it.
This is probably not a haiku, but a little thing I made up in honor of Angie, someone I admire very much.In the dark of the night, suddenly, a spark of light.A wee little light, so tiny, but already glowing with life,In the dark of the night.Earth Mother Jolie felt the light in her, And knew it could be nothing other,Than a life created with her lover. Now the dreams they shared together,Will last forever, and ever. And the light glowed ever brighter,In the dark of the night. In the cold, and dark, of winter,Earth Mother Jolie seemed to sparkle, from the light that shone all around her.And within her, so did the light of the life grow, and glow,In the dark of the night. Then, as if awakened from a sleep,Spring brought to life the flowers, and the life that was hidden so deep.He could hear a sweet voice, a strong laugh, and sometimes, a toy with a beep.As life bloomed, and grew, from within, the love of Earth Mother Jolie grew from without,A mother’s abiding love for her child to keep. And the light glowed brighter, and brighter,In the dark of the night.
Sean Preston Fell DownLittle Girl on UltrasoundDaddy is a Clown
Moses came to earthto become apples brotherGwyneth joys in life
# 53(((((((BRAVO)))))))Six poems for six daysLeft to me you would win thisAlas I am but a fan.Thanks for that lovely tribute for a woman we all hold dear to our hearts. A woman who’s shown us that mothers come in all shape, forms and sizes. It is an honor to have a peak into this lives of this this family…..helmed by a wonderful woman, mother and being.On Behalf of all the BAMZ fans out there, thank you again.
Maggie and PeterPrego and ready to wedIndie baby time!
Britney, say it’s falseYou can’t go through this againDump that wacka now
TO Britney:Sean dropped on his headNeed second baby for spare partsHell-o shortbus.
To: Angelina JolieYou have so much nowWith Brad, Maddoz, ZaharaBe happy and smileFrom: Karen
Suri, a sad lifeRich Katie with empty eyesa gay man for your dad
jared can you delete # 62?We are all joking here but this person is taking it to far.
BRAD is whipped???Nope ANGIE is whippedResult new baby, good to goHappy Mother’s day ANGIE
To: MaggiePeter is the dadI can’t wait for Sarshaal to comeMom is her new name
here’s my attempt..surely not a haiku though.GWEN STEFANI Baby’s going to be ONE styling L.A.M.B. Singing "I ain’t no hollaback girl" while the razzis go B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Jared, could you kindly post # 65 for tomorrow’s date? I put two poems in for the same day. Stupid, stupid me. I’m sorry Jared.
I don’t do poems………Happy Mother’s Day, Angie!KEEP ON ROCKIN BAMZ!WAITING INPATIENTLY, PLUS ONE!
To:you captivate mebefore brad, before mad didwill you adopt me?By: Inspired
To:Vicariously I live through a light They call "Angie"By: Inspired
To: katie holmesheld captive by Tomyou’re forced into slaveryEnjoy the aliensfrom: mary lis
Melania glowsBarron will swim in Trump’s ‘dough’More babies to go?
Brit, please don’t do thisYou’re becoming trailer trashBabies need good Moms
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