OlderMother's Day Giveaway
Love your mom? Show her you care! In honor of Mother’s Day (that’s next Sunday), Just Jared is holding a very special contest with some very fabulous prizes.
PRIZES :: The grand prize winner will receive any single bouquet from ProFlowers.com (I already ordered two for my own mother. Shhh! Don’t tell her.) plus a single item from SecretSpoon.com. (The chocolate covered strawberries are to die for.) And honorable mention will get a choice of either.
HOW TO WIN :: Write a haiku about any celebrity mom (Katie, Britney, Gwyneth, Reese) or celebrity mom-to-be (Angelina, Gwen, Maggie). For those not familiar with it, a haiku is a Japanese poetic form, comprising three lines and 17 syllables in the precise 5-7-5 pattern (example below). And it doesn’t have to rime.
RULES :: Here’s all the nitty-gritty you need to know…
1) Leave your celebrity mom haiku as a comment in this entry.
2) Be sure to include a valid email address (not published) in your comment entry so I can contact the winner.
3) You may enter once everyday until the deadline: Wednesday, May 10 @ 7PM EST (that’s up to six times). The best two haikus will be chosen and notified. Good luck!
Behold the wisdom of Just Jared ::
To :: Angelina Jolie You Giggle Like Mad
We Can All Blame It On Brad
Give Birth AlreadyFrom :: Just Jared
UPDATE :: Both winners wrote about our dear Brit Brit, bless her heart. Congratulations, Lyndo! Here’s her grand prize winning entry –
Sperm overflowing.
Oops, K-Fed did it again.
Popozao, b******.
And congratulations, David! Here’s his honorable mention entry –
Brit knocked up again
girl with all [of] that money
buy clue or condom
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Brit knocked up againgirl with all that moneybuy clue or condom
To: Angelina JolieMommy look at me!I’m on daddy’s shoulders highHappy as can be!From: another mom ->in reference to pic of Zahara on Brad’s shoulders
To Angelina Jolie:Brave Angelinaadopting the attitudeof The World Mother
To: Angelina JolieAngelina smilesMad and Zahara are glad Brad is now their dad
To BAMZ+1 Mom: (Angie)Little Zee, Little BeeBrad & Mad Hopping GladAngie’s Hive Soon to be Five
To AngelinaAngelina Lovesmaking babies with brad dadone due any day
Who possess beauty And helps with world povertyIts Angelina
Happy Mother’s Day, Angie!OT: PLEASE VOTE FOR BRAD & ANGIE :Dhttp://www.instyle.com/instyle/poll/gdml/0,25554,1187868,00.html
# 86: Thanks for the link! Did you post it on the TOMB RAIDER 3 RUMOR THREAD?
# 86 | piyutra thanks for the link…i did vote…braddy and angie 4ever..here’s a link from one of angie’s fan’s webblog….time magazine’s illustration of angie, madd and zee…where’s braddy???http://dionisia2005.livejournal.com/60126.html
TO JARED: JARED, BECAUSE I AM SURE THERE MIGHT BE SOME COPYING OR PLAGIARISM DURING ENTRIES (DON’T MEAN TO BE A CYNIC BUT IT HAPPENS)…IF AN ENTRY WAS FIRST ENTERED AND ONE AFTER IT IS TOO SIMILAR IN CONTENT, STYLE AND OVERALL THEME, CAN YOU THEN CONSIDER THE FIRST ONE POSTED SINCE IT WOULD SEEM THAT THE ONE PRECEEDING IT WAS INDEED COPIED?FOR EXAMPLE IF ONE ENTRY IS ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUEAND THEN HOURS LATER ANOTHER ONE FROM DIFFERENT POSTER SAYS RED ROSES AND BLUE VIOLETS - IT WOULD LEAD ONE TO BELIEVE THE FIRST ONE WAS THE ORGINAL.KNOW WHAT I MEAN???
Lol anonymous- its certainly plagiarism when your second post is exactly the same as the one above it. Especially that its posted under two different names. So which post is the original? Lol… Talking about plagiarism..
TO ANGELINA:Angelina healsthis world so harsh for childrencherry blossoms bloom here
Happy familyBabies from lots of countriesJoy for miss Jolie.I hope I didn’t make mistakes because I’m french. I love your website. I’m from Paris. Kisses to everyone.
# 62 | m8 that was sick but funny…Yeah Brit needs another baby about as much as Bin Laden needs to be Secretary of State
ok here goes my satire..lolRoses are redViolets be blueAngie’s got Bradand told Jen F you!!
Way to go rude dog! That really makes me smile!
medulla post 15 you mentioned that it was written in the stars, as soon as i read it, it reminded me of one of my favourite chill out songs, it seems fitting the song is by westlife i dont know if you have had them over there, they are one of the top selling bands of all time in the UK. they are sweet irish boys!here are the lyricsits called"Written in the stars"Stay with medon’t fall asleep too soonthe angels can waitfor a momentcome real closeforget the world outsidetonight we’re aloneit’s finally you and ioooohhh…it wasnt meant to feel like thisoooohhh…not without youcause when i look at my lifehow the pieces fall into placeit just wouldn’t rhymewithout youwhen i see how my pathseem’s to end up before your facethe state of my heartthe place where we areis written in the starsdon’t be afraidi’ll be right by your sidethrough the laughter and paintogether we’re bound to flyoooohhh…i wasn’t meant to love like thisnot without youcause when i look at my lifehow the pieces fall into placeit just wouldn’t rhymewithout youwhen i see how my pathseem’s to end up before your facethe state of my heartthe place where we areis written in the starsmade a few mistakes, yeahlike sometimes we dobeen through lot of heartachebut i made it back to youcause when i look at my life (yeah)how the pieces fall into place (into place)it just wouldn’t rhymewithout you (without you)when i see how my pathseem’s to end up before your facethe state of my heartthe place where we areis written in the starslook at my lifehow the pieces fall into placeit just wouldn’t rhymewithout youwhen i see how my pathseem’s to end up before your facethe state of my heartthe place where we areis written in the starsthe state of my heartthe place where we areis written in the stars
To Kate Holmes:You’re not fooling usBut all babies are divineDump Tom right away.ORWhy the name Apple?All children are unique, Gwyn.Trying to prove what?
Kate you’re so quiet!horse tranquelizers again?Tom, hubby of the year
# 97 | The Evil HolieHey congrats on being the first clown out this morning..too bad your post is going bye bye…moron
# 97 | The Evil HolieYour mommy must be proud. You are flagged.
# 99 | Be sanethey must be a reject from the Grinch who stole Christmas with thier whoville mentality
hey rudedog,What are you doing, working on Sunday? me too… Less than two weeks before we leave to France… Turns out I’m going to Norway from Paris, too, a town named Tromso (!?). It’s beautiful out in NYC but I’m hit by alergy, so might as well stay inside and grind away…
# 97 / The evil HolieSad and Bitter day it wasWhen you came out of my loins. Ughh!What monster is this!
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