OlderMother's Day Giveaway
Love your mom? Show her you care! In honor of Mother’s Day (that’s next Sunday), Just Jared is holding a very special contest with some very fabulous prizes.
PRIZES :: The grand prize winner will receive any single bouquet from ProFlowers.com (I already ordered two for my own mother. Shhh! Don’t tell her.) plus a single item from SecretSpoon.com. (The chocolate covered strawberries are to die for.) And honorable mention will get a choice of either.
HOW TO WIN :: Write a haiku about any celebrity mom (Katie, Britney, Gwyneth, Reese) or celebrity mom-to-be (Angelina, Gwen, Maggie). For those not familiar with it, a haiku is a Japanese poetic form, comprising three lines and 17 syllables in the precise 5-7-5 pattern (example below). And it doesn’t have to rime.
RULES :: Here’s all the nitty-gritty you need to know…
1) Leave your celebrity mom haiku as a comment in this entry.
2) Be sure to include a valid email address (not published) in your comment entry so I can contact the winner.
3) You may enter once everyday until the deadline: Wednesday, May 10 @ 7PM EST (that’s up to six times). The best two haikus will be chosen and notified. Good luck!
Behold the wisdom of Just Jared ::
To :: Angelina Jolie You Giggle Like Mad
We Can All Blame It On Brad
Give Birth AlreadyFrom :: Just Jared
UPDATE :: Both winners wrote about our dear Brit Brit, bless her heart. Congratulations, Lyndo! Here’s her grand prize winning entry –
Sperm overflowing.
Oops, K-Fed did it again.
Popozao, b******.
And congratulations, David! Here’s his honorable mention entry –
Brit knocked up again
girl with all [of] that money
buy clue or condom
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# 97 / The evil HolieNightmare! Nightmare! Help!What manner of child is this?Oh curses upon thy head!
# 97 / The evil HolieGet rid of the child!Send him off to the place of Hate.Where he’ll be at Home.
#94 STEFGOOD Morning STEF oh…..that is so beautiful ANGIE will love it.We wish her all the best as she & Brad wait for the arrival of the little one.Happy Mother’s Day ANGIE.
# 97 / The evil HolieOh Mistake, MistakeFueled His hate for all good thingsHow to Rid such Child?
Angie loves givingShe gave Brad three in one yearThat is mighty nice
thanks jared for deleting that post. You are the Best! =)
# 101 | Be saneyeah I work most every Sunday now because I comp actually 4 and half days for working one…pretty good deal..It’s overcast and cool down here..Went to Music Fest all weekend had a great time..http://www.memphisinmay.org/site.asp?cid=30&PID=82&title=About%20Memphis%20in%20May This is the best thing about living in this city…lol
# 97 | The Evil Holieok one more for good luckRoses and redviolet be blueAnge gave Jen the fingershe’s giving you one too….
BANZ+1 are bond togetherlike car and gas And put the Karma in your fat ass!!
ode to brit britkev’s lame it’s true butfor Sean anything you would dohere comes baby number 2Happy Mom’s Day Brit! Buckle up and beware of high chairs!
To Gwyneth:The Apple of my eyeMay lights guide you home to meThrough the Red sea
opps Sean bumped his head6 months is to young to drivewe hope he suvives
Ode to Reese:To the oscar momYour mini-me is so proudHope Ryan can deal
To: ANGELINA AND BRAD… Love came so quickly– How could you be so certain? Plus One sealed your fate!
TO: Michelle WilliamsFrom Creek to BrokebackHer life is just beginningFirst time mom, Michelle
Jared, what a great idea. Pretty original, and I love your gifts/ prizes, too. You’re cute.
For Angelina Jolie:Wild days are long goneBehold Angie’s Inner PeaceProduct of her brood
"suri," what’s it mean?katie and tom say ‘red rose’actually, "brain wash"
To: Angelina JolieSearching for so longWaiting for that one true loveBrad is your soul mate
Britney is PREGNANTThat is no Haagen Daas gutStop faking the funk
Dear Jen:Who needs kids with BradWhen you’re career is so brightWhoops! sorry ’bout that
CELEBRITY MODER LODEhttp://movies.msn.com/movies/motherlode?photoidx=2
To Angelina Jolie:Beautiful AngieSaving one child at a timeShowing love to all
TO ALL OF YOU YOUNG CELEBRITY MOMS (and Madonna, are you listening?):Please! Please! For the kids!Don’t pose with horses and whipsWhen you’re fourty-six!
The evil hole Sucked a little wormMangling, mincing and chewing itPure juice and evil brew minglingProducing a world to be famous concoctionBrangelina BamboozieeHappy Mother’s DAy, Great Mother Earth**Manufactured in the minds OF AJ ***** and her legion of low life no brainer worshippers
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