OlderMother's Day Giveaway
Love your mom? Show her you care! In honor of Mother’s Day (that’s next Sunday), Just Jared is holding a very special contest with some very fabulous prizes.
PRIZES :: The grand prize winner will receive any single bouquet from ProFlowers.com (I already ordered two for my own mother. Shhh! Don’t tell her.) plus a single item from SecretSpoon.com. (The chocolate covered strawberries are to die for.) And honorable mention will get a choice of either.
HOW TO WIN :: Write a haiku about any celebrity mom (Katie, Britney, Gwyneth, Reese) or celebrity mom-to-be (Angelina, Gwen, Maggie). For those not familiar with it, a haiku is a Japanese poetic form, comprising three lines and 17 syllables in the precise 5-7-5 pattern (example below). And it doesn’t have to rime.
RULES :: Here’s all the nitty-gritty you need to know…
1) Leave your celebrity mom haiku as a comment in this entry.
2) Be sure to include a valid email address (not published) in your comment entry so I can contact the winner.
3) You may enter once everyday until the deadline: Wednesday, May 10 @ 7PM EST (that’s up to six times). The best two haikus will be chosen and notified. Good luck!
Behold the wisdom of Just Jared ::
To :: Angelina Jolie You Giggle Like Mad
We Can All Blame It On Brad
Give Birth AlreadyFrom :: Just Jared
UPDATE :: Both winners wrote about our dear Brit Brit, bless her heart. Congratulations, Lyndo! Here’s her grand prize winning entry –
Sperm overflowing.
Oops, K-Fed did it again.
Popozao, b******.
And congratulations, David! Here’s his honorable mention entry –
Brit knocked up again
girl with all [of] that money
buy clue or condom
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Roses and redviolet be blueAnge gave Jen the fingershe’s giving you one too….Roses Are RedViolets Are BlueAngie has fangs and clawsAnd yowls like a dog when she f*cksRun and f*ck with her RudedogCoz you are both from the same f$cking pack!
Out from the evil loinsof the witch joliepops a beautiful babeof pure mindkind and sincere soulgood moralswith empathy for oneand allnot caring if you area third world orphana married womanan engaged femaleLets all bow and prayFor this miracle to unfoldHappy Mother’s Day Fat Lippy Bellied Jolie!
To Gwen:She’s wearing earmuffsTo Daddy’s rockin’ concertsWhile mom holds her close
Katie Holmes is weirdTom Cruise is def scarierEw, her huge outie!
Brit’s with child againWe’re worried for young one’s healthDon’t let this one fall
To Gwen Stefani:Gwen is out to herefilled with her own little Lambsmiling ear to ear
To Angelina Jolie:Katie and Brooke’s bunsare now out of their ovensAngelina next!
Sweet little angelsWholesome and wondrous joys to beholdBorn of mothersFrom wombs so pureHearts naturally tender and lovingMinds, balanced and healthyHappy Mothers Day to Gwynniee,…Gwynnie, Britney, Madonna, REESE!!!! These lovely mummies may not be picture perfect, but they are real mummies, who do not pimp their kids for fame and publicity !
ANGELINAGLAD TO SEE YOU LAUGHYOUR GLOWING ESSENCE WE FELTGET READY…WE ARE
WOW THE HATERS & ANISTON FANS ARE HERE AGAIN. I WISH THEY ALL JUST LEAVE OR MAYBE GO TO H#LL
Roses are RedViolets are BlueAngelina is A WhoreAnd Brad is ***** whipped
Roses are redAngelina ties Brad to the bedShe whips him till he is blueThey have S&M til the baby is due
On Mr & Mrs a married Brad screwed his costarThey have wild kinky sexThey even use a crowbarHe does not care about the exAs long as Angie goes down on him in the car
Brad saw a hot chick and cannot think straightNow you see Angie is the one Jen does hateDown on Brad Angie went and swallowed she didNow they did Jenny wrong and now are having a kid.
You know what with this same person spewing hate . I MUST ADMIT I WISH ANISTON HER DEATH! I GETTING SICK & TIRED OF THESE PEOPLE ALREADY.
Maddox & ZaharaHave the coolest mom & dadAngelina & BradContinue to be fruitful and multiply
Brad came to his sensesDumped the miserables exesNow peace he has found In a beauty world renowned
Aniston is a rat and looks like one tooAngie is #1 in every beauty list the world throughBrad has finally found true loveIn his humanitarian Angie who is like a dear dove.
Angie is gorgeousAniston is a ChinBrad knows a good thingAnd gave Chin back her stupid ring!
Brad left his exTo jump into the evil holeAnd ended up looking like the pitts
# 152 | Chinny Chin Chin! LOL!!!!!
TO ALL THE HATERS!!!!:Chin wished she looked like AngieThen she’d be a real movie starBut Chin is B actress with stupid big noseWhile Angie and Brad make love under a star!
Aniston fanantic fan = Hater = EVIL and DEVIL
MANISTON IS SUCH A DRAGBOY, SHE REALLY SMELL A RAGA BIG WORTHLESS HAG!
Brad always looks hotChin definitely not!Angie is People’s most beautifulWhile Chin still most pitiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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