OlderMother's Day Giveaway
Love your mom? Show her you care! In honor of Mother’s Day (that’s next Sunday), Just Jared is holding a very special contest with some very fabulous prizes.
PRIZES :: The grand prize winner will receive any single bouquet from ProFlowers.com (I already ordered two for my own mother. Shhh! Don’t tell her.) plus a single item from SecretSpoon.com. (The chocolate covered strawberries are to die for.) And honorable mention will get a choice of either.
HOW TO WIN :: Write a haiku about any celebrity mom (Katie, Britney, Gwyneth, Reese) or celebrity mom-to-be (Angelina, Gwen, Maggie). For those not familiar with it, a haiku is a Japanese poetic form, comprising three lines and 17 syllables in the precise 5-7-5 pattern (example below). And it doesn’t have to rime.
RULES :: Here’s all the nitty-gritty you need to know…
1) Leave your celebrity mom haiku as a comment in this entry.
2) Be sure to include a valid email address (not published) in your comment entry so I can contact the winner.
3) You may enter once everyday until the deadline: Wednesday, May 10 @ 7PM EST (that’s up to six times). The best two haikus will be chosen and notified. Good luck!
Behold the wisdom of Just Jared ::
To :: Angelina Jolie You Giggle Like Mad
We Can All Blame It On Brad
Give Birth AlreadyFrom :: Just Jared
UPDATE :: Both winners wrote about our dear Brit Brit, bless her heart. Congratulations, Lyndo! Here’s her grand prize winning entry –
Sperm overflowing.
Oops, K-Fed did it again.
Popozao, b******.
And congratulations, David! Here’s his honorable mention entry –
Brit knocked up again
girl with all [of] that money
buy clue or condom
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Brad came to his sensesDumped the miserables exesNow peace he has found In a beauty world renowned # 150 | JOLIE GODDESS Brad lost his sensesWhen his lil dickie found the evil holeThe hole mangled and twisted him aroundAnd now, he looks fugly and miserable like hell
roses are redviolets are blueRUBBER-FACED ANISTON ARE SO UNTRUE
TO UGLY STINKY HOLIE:Brad looks better than your trailer mommaAnd Angie certainly better than your inbred poppaGo back to weight watchers evil chinny chin chinsBrangelina is forever while Chin is Has been!
All these beautiful, glowing content picture of celebrity mom is what Aniston missing. she better hurry up with Vince or anyone else if she want to join this mommie wagon. she’s 37 pushing 40, menopause is almost there. manopause come so early now compare with our ole granny day.
Brad fell in loveWith a fabulous single motherHe chose AngelinaTo create his family
Brad always looks hotChin definitely not!Angie is People’s most beautifulWhile Chin still most pitiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! # 158 | Chinny Chin Chin! Brad looks like the pitted ass of the baboons of NamibiaAJ, the venomous witch bitchof Namibaba
roses are redviolets are blueManiston old egg are hard to conceive
MANISTON CANNOT COMPAREBELOVED ANGELINA…WE’RE AWARETAKE A HIKE…AS IF WE CARE
#162 MD…. YOU KNOW WHAT I AM THINKING SHE’S INFERTILE, IN SHORT BARREN & DRY. SHE MIGHT NEED A SURROGATE MOMMA. JOLIE PERHAPS?? LOL
TO UGLY STINKY HOLIE:Brad looks better than your trailer mommaAnd Angie certainly better than your inbred poppaGo back to weight watchers evil chinny chin chinsBrangelina is forever while Chin is Has been! # 161 | Chinny Chin Chin!Brad looks fuglier than your trailer mommaAnd Angie certainly eviller than your inbred poppaGo back to weight watchers evil manglie holieBrangelina is a crazy fantasy in your pitiful mind
Every man wants AngieEvery woman wants to look like JolieBrad was the only one hot enoughTo get this prize so gorgeous and tough!Aniston has not titsMosquito bites are not cuteThat chin looks like its taken too many hitsEvery time I look at Chin I just want to pukeSorry Chin you can’t look as good as JolieMaybe save on your residuals and find yourself asurgeon to make you over totally!
Roses are redViolets are blueJen eggs are hers to cherishJolie’s eggs are for all to bang
Angelina is a great momX’s movies continue to bombBrad prayed for the ultimate prizeHis prayers were answered by pretty little angel eyes.
Aniston old and dried egg + chronic smoker + too much margaritas + too much dieting + long term used of oral contraceptive + fat bf = NO BABY aka INFERTILITY = grow old with money but lonely old woman.
Frigid Ansiton should haltThe yogas, clothes, the worksand concentrate on meeting her stork
Maniston’s eggs are rotten No wonder conceiving all forgottenNo man can go fo the waitin’
TO UGLY STINKY HOLIE:Brad looks better than your trailer mommaAnd Angie certainly better than your inbred poppaGo back to weight watchers evil chinny chin chinsBrangelina is forever while Chin is Has been!# 161 | Chinny Chin Chin!Brad looks fuglier than your trailer mommaAnd Angie certainly eviller than your inbred poppaGo back to weight watchers evil manglie holieBrangelina is a crazy fantasy in your pitiful mind———————————-Typical of Chin fans incapable of being originalAs they cry and cry while Chin lives off her residualWhy plagiarize a Jolie poemCause you’re all dumber than a piece of rubber foamWeight Watchers was an hour agoPlease put down yorur ding dong for you have 75 pounds more to goStop projecting your pathetic lives on ChinShe can’t help your ass cause you’re ugly as sinAngelina is the a true beautyAccept this hard factWhile ugly b-actress Chin Looks like Jan Brady on ghetto ass Crack
ANGE’S MY ROLE MODEL AS A MOTHER SHE EXUDESTHAT AURA WE LOVE
Thanks God, Brad good sperm didn’t end up with Chin old and impending expired old egg.
OH WHERE ART THOU THE HATERS?? I GUESS THEY GAVE UP. LOL. BRANGELINA FOREVER. I WILL DEFEND BRANGELINA TO DEATH!
Yup! They are all hiding in their stinking lair! And savoring their own "CRAPola".
Roses are redViolets are blueJen eggs are old and expiring.Jolie’s eggs are fresh and for Brad good gene.
" I WILL DEFEND BRANGELINA TO DEATH!"————————Me too Cindy!!!!!!!!! LOL!
171 | Giggle giggle Jen eggs are hers to cherish…Of course, she could keep it for a life time, who need those almost expire old and rotten egg. beside she is almost 40, how many ova still left.
#162 MD…. YOU KNOW WHAT I AM THINKING SHE’S INFERTILE, IN SHORT BARREN & DRY. SHE MIGHT NEED A SURROGATE MOMMA. JOLIE PERHAPS?? LOL——————————–Nooooooooooooooooo! Jolie cannot allow her beautiful eggs to be placed in the belly of the beast (Chin).Chin will have to just settle for asking Courtney Cox. I bet Courtney said no. "Friends with money" backstab you in the end. LOL!
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