OlderMother's Day Giveaway
Love your mom? Show her you care! In honor of Mother’s Day (that’s next Sunday), Just Jared is holding a very special contest with some very fabulous prizes.
PRIZES :: The grand prize winner will receive any single bouquet from ProFlowers.com (I already ordered two for my own mother. Shhh! Don’t tell her.) plus a single item from SecretSpoon.com. (The chocolate covered strawberries are to die for.) And honorable mention will get a choice of either.
HOW TO WIN :: Write a haiku about any celebrity mom (Katie, Britney, Gwyneth, Reese) or celebrity mom-to-be (Angelina, Gwen, Maggie). For those not familiar with it, a haiku is a Japanese poetic form, comprising three lines and 17 syllables in the precise 5-7-5 pattern (example below). And it doesn’t have to rime.
RULES :: Here’s all the nitty-gritty you need to know…
1) Leave your celebrity mom haiku as a comment in this entry.
2) Be sure to include a valid email address (not published) in your comment entry so I can contact the winner.
3) You may enter once everyday until the deadline: Wednesday, May 10 @ 7PM EST (that’s up to six times). The best two haikus will be chosen and notified. Good luck!
Behold the wisdom of Just Jared ::
To :: Angelina Jolie You Giggle Like Mad
We Can All Blame It On Brad
Give Birth AlreadyFrom :: Just Jared
UPDATE :: Both winners wrote about our dear Brit Brit, bless her heart. Congratulations, Lyndo! Here’s her grand prize winning entry –
Sperm overflowing.
Oops, K-Fed did it again.
Popozao, b******.
And congratulations, David! Here’s his honorable mention entry –
Brit knocked up again
girl with all [of] that money
buy clue or condom
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171 | Giggle giggleJen eggs are hers to cherish——————————–yeah, cause nobody else will..Bwahahahahahaha!!!Gucci - kudos to you too!
184 | Chinny Chin Chin!That must be odd, Vince fat sperm impregnated on C. Cox frigid uterus. well anyway. maniston is loaded.
good, I like it, ‘earth mother’.To Angelina, the earth Mother;happy mother’s day, best wishes for you and all your children,and the dad Brad.
To: AngieMy dream became realWhen Fate bought us togetherLove our familyLove: Brad……recommended haiku from Brad to Angelina
I KNOW MOTHER’S DAY IS A WEEK FROM NOW…I WISH ANGIE HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!ALSO, TO BRITNEY, GWYNETH, MADDONA & REESE. HAVE NO BAD FEELING TOWARDS THESE HOT MOMMAS. JUST FROM THE "X"
To Angelina:One Love Jah’s NationBrad Angie’s kids VibrationMama Africa
To Angelina/madonna/Gwyneth/britney & other mothers: A Blessing for all Child will make you proud and tall Rejoice! Not fall
l Smelly evil holie |BAMZ haters spit like ruttersSex obsessed and out of rubbersJen’s fans have it roughMentally inept and so stuck upGo get laid while BAMZ gets paid.You sentiments below 1st grade.
Happy Mother’s day to Angie, Madge, Gwyneth, Brit. , Reese, Kate Holmes, and other great mommie !all these woman prove one thing. being a great mom could also have a great career. LUV THEM ALL.
ANGIE:Three kids are twice as hardAs two. It sounds strangeBut–you’ll see–it’s trueOnce I too wanted lotsOf kids. Now I have threeAnd no energy.Though you can affordA ton of help, the kids willAll cry for their mom
Jen’s eggs are nice and freshEvil Holie’s eggs are rotten and foul to the core…Lets wait for the egg to hatch from the pitt hole!!!
To: Angelina 5/8/06People come and goBut Brad, Maddoz, ZaharaWill never leave you
To: Angelina 5/9/06Go and marry BradHe will love you forever,Mrs. Angie Pitt
To: Angelina 5/10/06You hate toi be huggedyou don’t trust anybodycause your dad’s a jerk
Jen’s eggs are nice and fresh in her dreams!she wakes up, sees how dry they are and she screams!Angie is gorgeous and fertile as hellIt took one Brad sperm to create baby so swell.
i am a japanese living in japan it is a great fan of brad pitt angelina-presented the family whom brad yearned for i thank angelina -thank you
I am so glad to see this day end. One of the lowest, least intelligent groups of posters ever to show up are all here tonight. Ugh. How ironic that they should ruin such an unusually lovely idea from Jared. The best thing to do is take advantage of that "abuse" option. Like someone else said, it is the equivilent of just flushing them. Hurry and get rid of them, Jared! One of the lowest, least intelligent groups ever to post all showed up on the same day…
For Angelina: Beneath desert stars Love encircles them tonight waiting for this child
BRITNEY YOU TWITWHY ARE YOU STILL WITH KEVINPOOR LITTLE SEAN P
Jen Maniston egg will be on sale, cos expiration date is almost due.
# 203 | Wu ha, ha,haI’ll give 50 cent…oh yeah he’s a rapper and a bad one at that…Ok 51 cent….
# 128 | Floral BouquetThank you that’s actually a compliment!!! What’s wrong hubby can’t make you scream anymore??? Come see the "dog" and I’ll fix your pipes…No claws needed..Of course first you will need to drop about 50 lbs and then find the fountain of youth or come up with some serious cash, because the dog don’t "do" fossils for free..
Come on people let’s get back to wishing "THE MOTHERS" a very happy Mother’s Day because they deserve it and please let’s just leave Maniston chin chin out of this league because she does not belong here! She does not have the UTERUS for it yet!As for Maniston fans please stop attacking ANGIE she deserve to have a Happy Mother’s Day, she became a Mother at age 26 and has matured ever since, Maniston is almost 40 and does know what it is like to be a MOM, she is really missing out a lot , so Maniston’s fan instead of throwing cheap shots at ANGIE for finaly making BRAD’s wish to have a baby come through , encourage your idol to try motherwood it is a great titlle , it changes people for the better and it keeps your husband around as well.
Typo people typo on my post 206I meant to say MOTHERHOOD!HI LADY STEF, have a wonderful day my dear.
to katie:pregnant way-too-linghad a silent, secret birthnow, a zombie mom
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