OlderMother's Day Giveaway
Love your mom? Show her you care! In honor of Mother’s Day (that’s next Sunday), Just Jared is holding a very special contest with some very fabulous prizes.
PRIZES :: The grand prize winner will receive any single bouquet from ProFlowers.com (I already ordered two for my own mother. Shhh! Don’t tell her.) plus a single item from SecretSpoon.com. (The chocolate covered strawberries are to die for.) And honorable mention will get a choice of either.
HOW TO WIN :: Write a haiku about any celebrity mom (Katie, Britney, Gwyneth, Reese) or celebrity mom-to-be (Angelina, Gwen, Maggie). For those not familiar with it, a haiku is a Japanese poetic form, comprising three lines and 17 syllables in the precise 5-7-5 pattern (example below). And it doesn’t have to rime.
RULES :: Here’s all the nitty-gritty you need to know…
1) Leave your celebrity mom haiku as a comment in this entry.
2) Be sure to include a valid email address (not published) in your comment entry so I can contact the winner.
3) You may enter once everyday until the deadline: Wednesday, May 10 @ 7PM EST (that’s up to six times). The best two haikus will be chosen and notified. Good luck!
Behold the wisdom of Just Jared ::
To :: Angelina Jolie You Giggle Like Mad
We Can All Blame It On Brad
Give Birth AlreadyFrom :: Just Jared
UPDATE :: Both winners wrote about our dear Brit Brit, bless her heart. Congratulations, Lyndo! Here’s her grand prize winning entry –
Sperm overflowing.
Oops, K-Fed did it again.
Popozao, b******.
And congratulations, David! Here’s his honorable mention entry –
Brit knocked up again
girl with all [of] that money
buy clue or condom
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She’s a *****-Handicapped kid-Stillborn baby—You’re flagged, *******.
# 209 | She’s a ***** # 210 | Handicapped kid # 211 | Stillborn baby OMG!!! YOU ARE SO SICK AND DISGUSTING!!!
PEOPLE!Jared thought of a nice contest to HONOR MOTHERS, you know, those wonderful human beings who gave all of us our lives. And you allowed this thread to degenerate into a juvenile name-calling, grammar school playground — and these people who have nothing better to do than wish an innocent baby harm. HOW COULD YOU?Man, people are truly truly sick in the head!!!!
Quickly Angi, hurry We really want to see BradGiggle just like thee
Michelle, your soul bloomedWith a child of love …and HeathWants a dozen more!
TO: Reese WitherspoonAva and DeaconShe’s just trying to matterShe’s legally mom
To Gwen Stefani:You’re still lookin’ goodYour belly’s bananas, butLay off the saris
Britney gave birth to Seanand is said to be carrying another spawn.Get on birth control girl!
Britney gave birth to Seanand is said to be carrying another spawn.Get on birth control girl!
To Gwen Stefani:Your a little lambAbout to have your own lambNO DOUBT you’ll be great!
For Angelina Jolie:Lips like soft petalsEyes clear like Namibian skyMother Jolie blooms
Brit Brit is preggersPoor Sean P is on floor hurtThey’re Hollywood trash
Suri is an alienKate has been now brainwashedTomkat is a farce
You once were so hotBut there’s no chance for cute kidswhen k-feds the dad
You once were so hotBut there’s no chance for cute kidswhen k-feds the dad
To Brit:When you think it’s safeSean falls out of his high chairshe’s knocked up again.
To: Angelina JolieAngels on the sandLittle angels in your wombAngels in your dreams.
Britney Please run fastKevin is stoned once againSean P cries like hell
Katie looks good now. Still sad though. Gwen Stefani pregnant forever. Is Britney preggers? And Rachel Weisz still pregggers - geez!!!
Brad’s Angel With BroodLet Your Jolie Wings Fly ToBAMZ’ Calm Desert Sky
Jared FYI: #222 is for Angelina Jolie.
Zahara is too cute. So is Reese’s son. How about Cindy Crawford? Also Jared any pics of Shaquille O’neal’s babies? he had a baby this past week.
Roses for MosesPeaches for AppleGwyneth is MrsAnd Chris is a Dad
Brooke’s baby is cuter than Suri I am sureCause Katie is not too cuteespecially brainwashedTom leave Katie aloneShe can think for herselfYou crazy little elf
I’m just gonna keep tryin’…day 3: ANGELINA Found–the perfect dad For your clan, begun with Madd– What great luck you had!
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