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From silver screen to world stage, 30-year-old Angelina Jolie takes the cover of the latest Royalty Monthly Magazine ("Your mirror on the world’s Royals"). Whether she’s on the big screen or working for the UN, Angelina Jolie seems destined for fame. Royalty profiles the high-profile actress and UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador, who feels she will always be portrated as the "evil queen" of the extreme, but who clearly has a big heart… Above is Angelina Jolie and Maddox playing in a park back in 2002 near the hotel where she had been living since separting from her husband, Billy Bob Thorton. Recently, it’s been reported that Brad Pitt has still not signed onto Ocean’s 13 yet — "Brad has not been able to confirm 100 per cent that he will be available - and that’s making George [Clooney] very anxious. Instead of being there to work on the project, Brad is in the middle of Africa. People are worried that he will prefer to carry on being a dad rather than go back to work." Full Royalty magazine scans in the gallery! Thanks, angelah!
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WAKE-UP CALL. Did you ever stop to realize, until meeting Brad the Cad, Angie had very little negative publicity.
WAKE-UP CALL. Did you ever stop to realize, until meeting Brad the Cad, Angie had very little negative publicity. # 351 | brad the cadActually, despite the negative publicity Angelina has become more famous around the world.Before Brad, she was a punk humanitarian; with Brad (’coz with all the buzz generated), she is now the most beautiful woman in the world, with the most beautiful family in the world, cover girl of Royalty magazine and is one of Time Magazine’s 100 most influential people .
#351, you’re a ******* idiot. Ever heard of the cutting, tatoos, Billy Bob Thornton sexcapades, kissing her own brother? That’s all NEGATIVE PUBLICITY. I guess you’ve been living in a cave you stupid fucktard. Drop dead *******.
Ever heard of the cutting, tatoos, Billy Bob Thornton sexcapades, kissing her own brother? That’s all NEGATIVE PUBLICITY. I guess you’ve been living in a cave you stupid fucktard. Drop dead *******. # 353 | #351 is a **** But that was the past … what is admirable about Angelina is that she never denied her past, was able to accept her faults, learned from mistakes, has taken full charge of her life … and now she is giggling with HAPPINESS.She has metamorphosed from a weak and vulnerable wild child to a strong but caring lady.
#351 Well aren’t you the angry little person. Did you stop to realize you just blew any argument you might have had - right out of the water?
#353 Well aren’t you the angry little person. Did you stop to realize you just blew any argument you might have had - right out of the water?
# 357 | #356 is a **** Please do not speak in that way. It is better to use reason (with calmness) in dealing with anti-BAMZ sentiments.
Look at the picture of Angie smiling at cutie pie Maddox at the top of this page. As a mother myself, I believe that when Angie became a mother it changed her life. Since then she has stopped the self destructive behavior that haters keep bringing up. Happy Mother’s Day to Angie and to all of the other mothers out there who don’t raise their children to be haters with twisted minds (like you know who).
I found this Article regarding AJ:She can do no wrongBy Inside TrackSunday, May 14, 2006 ANGELINA JOLIE can do no wrong, according to her fans. Not only has the United Nations goodwill ambassador been voted the sexiest star by People maggie and one of the top 10 philanthropic celebs by Forbes.com, she’s also been chosen as the No. 1 Hollywood mom by parenting expert Victoria Pericon. However, pop-mama Britney Spears, according to Pericon, is the worst. Need we remind you about her driving a car with her infant son, Sean Preston, on her lap instead of restraining him in a car seat?That is our Girl
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Note: This is a work of fiction and should only be considered as such. For entertainment purposes only. NOT FOR PROFIT. Owned by aquame.Brad and Angelina waited patiently for their bodyguard to drive the rental SUV around the back entrance of a Hilton Hotel near Missouri’s major airport. They had just arrived into the state only half an hour ago, but the bodyguard had gotten there earlier to make arrangements for the car rental and hotel accommodations. As the bodyguard pulled in front of them, Brad and he loaded the luggage into the back. Angelina watched with her dark sunglasses on, if one could see her eyes, however, they would notice a far away look in them that signified her mind was definitely elsewhere. Brad walked in front of her to open the passenger door for her. When she didn’t move, Brad called out to her.Brad: Ange. Ange. Angie!?Snapping out of her reverie, Angie quickly climbed the steps into the SUV, slightly embarrassed at her flightiness. As Brad walked around to the driver’s side, he thought to himself that this weekend was really no big deal. This is what he would tell Angelina to reassure her. But he knew this weekend meant a lot. It would the first time he’d seen his parents, his brother and sister, heck, his entire family since breaking up with Jen and starting a new romance with Angelina. He’d talked to them on the phone, sure, but in an hour or so, he would be face to face with the people that know him best. He could face adversity from the media, from complete strangers. Heck, that’s what he has done since he and Angie became an item. He just didn’t know if he could face adversity from his family. Well, he knew he would if he had to, but he just prayed and hoped that it wouldn’t come to that. They’ll fall in love with her immediately, just like I did, he thought. How could they not?As Brad drove on the highway to his family, neither Brad nor Angelina spoke. Brad broke the silence.Brad: (sort of smiling) You all right?Angelina: (nodding nervously) Uhm-hmmm.Brad: You sure? I’ve never heard you this quiet before. You’re not scared are you?Angelina: Of course not. Why would I be scared about meeting your parents and your brother…Brad: (Laughing and more relaxed) I think I’ve found something you’re actually frightened of! Angelina punched Brad several times as Brad pretended her punches hurt. Brad decided to put on some music to help lighten the mood.Brad turned down the CD player in the car to tease Angelina a little more.Brad: Welp. In about 20 minutes we’ll be at Doug’s place.Brad could almost feel Angelina shiver. He glanced over at her to see her reaction, which was a goofy, big smile. Brad: Are you practicising your smile over there?Angelina: I know what you’re doing and it’s not working. Brad: I’m here for support. Angelina: Yeah, I bet (laughing loudly and with her entire body).Brad: It’s not you I’m worried about, seriously. They’ll love you. It’s my a** they want to kick.Angelina turned to look at Brad with concern. They’d both been through so much together and had tried their best to keep Maddox, her son, sheltered as much as they could from the negativity and the stress it brought them. While she was definitely nervous about meeting Brad’s family she was more concerned about where Maddox fit into all of this. Because of her uncertainty, she thought it best that he didn’t come along for this visit. Angelina wanted to feel things out and size things up before bringing him into such a large and close-knit family. If they were going to reject her, they would have to do it out of the eyesight and earshot of her son. Brad: Just kidding. It’ll probably be so uneventful we’ll both feel like a**es for being so nervous.Angelina: Aha! So you’re nervous, too. I knew it.Brad: (Giving her an “ah, c’mon” look) You’re putting words in my mouth.Angelina: No, oh, no—Brad: Oh, and by the way we’re staying at the hotel, but Doug and Lynn will try to convince us to stay the night in the house. Angelina: What’s wrong with staying?Brad: It’ll be hard to have sex. You know how loud you can get (matter of factly)?Angelina: (Sounding like a little girl) I don’t make much noise. (Pause) On second thought, just for that, I’m not having sex with you, anyway.Brad: (Laughing like he heard the funniest joke ever) Yeah.Angelina: I’m not. I refuse to have sex with you. Forget about it. I mean it.Brad: (Turning over to look at how cute she was and smiling to himself) Perhaps we can set some kind of wager. A condition of some kind.Angelina: (Pretending to look serious) Hmmmm. Like what? As Brad weaved in and out of traffic, he began to recognize things: the smells, the stores (God they were all the same), all the pickup trucks. Simultaneously, he cringed and felt a warmth building in his heart. He got off on the right exit, but decided he would take a few back roads to prolong his time with Angelina before they were totally immersed in family and obligatory family time. Oh, and he was trying to talk Angelina into having sex with him just in case they had to stay the night at Doug’s.Brad: (Light bulb goes off in his head) You know, forget the wager. I don’t need that. Angie listened and smiled as Brad continued his bid to get into her pants.Brad: (continuing) You won’t be denying me sex when you see all the trophies I have.Angelina: (Laughing at her goof ball) Oh really, is it a massive collection?Brad: (Suggestively) Yeah, it’s huge. I was a strapping young man in school. Very athletic (flexing an arm).Angelina: (Laughing heartily) Well, it better be pretty big.Brad: Yeah? Just wait. You’ll see.Their deal settled, Brad pulled into Doug’s driveway. Angelina could see someone’s head peering through a curtain then quickly pull away as Brad turned the motor off.Brad: (sighing) You ready?Angelina: (eyes big and smile forming) Hmmmm.Brad: Let me open your door for you. Angelina: (rolls eyes) God, are you kidding? There’s no reason why I can’t open my own door. Let’s just go.Uh-oh, Brad thought. She’s starting to get feisty. This will either work for his benefit or totally against it. He decided to balance her sass, which he was sure was a sign of her nervousness, with a little more mellowness from his side. As they walked to the door, Brad looked at his Angelina with her hair slightly lightened for a film and put up in a loose, devil-may-care, yet sexy bun; wearing a Chinese-inspired top that was ginger-colored and outlined in lavender swirls and cherry red blossoms. She had on a pair of jeans that showed off her nice, little butt. Her wedge sandals and rolled up cuffs showed off her sexy ankles. Yes, the woman was so damn sexy, even her ankles made every inch of him stand to attention. Calm down, man, he thought, I can’t look like a dirty old horn dog in front of my parents. He had to remember his nieces and nephews would be there, as well.Angelina held on to Brad’s waist and took comfort placing her head on his chest, letting his arm wrap her in strength. She really didn’t give a crap what anyone thought of her, but these were his parents. Angelina focused on breathing in and out. Then a vision of Maddox popped in her head and she began to smile. It was the thought of Maddox that would get her through this for sure. Before they reached the ‘Welcome’ mat, the front door opened behind which was Lynn’s smiling face.Angie’s nervousness reached dizzying heights as Doug, his children, Brad’s sister, her husband and various famous friends gathered at the front door to greet the couple. There were so many hugs and kisses being tossed around, Angie felt like she was at a ShoWest convention or movie premiere. The difference was that the hugs and kisses being shared seemed genuine and had an overwhelming element that was lacking in the similar greetings bestowed upon her at industry events—warmth and sweetness. Making their way through the melee were Brad’s parents—Bill and Jane. Bill shook Angie’s hand first as Jane hugged her firstborn tightly, shaking him a little as if to say, “You rascal! Oh, the things you’ve been up to…” Brad kissed her on the cheek and guided her eyes to Angie.Brad: Mom, this is Angie.Jane made her way toward Angie first shaking her hand and then pulling her in for a motherly hug and peck on the cheek. Angie smiled, but her heart beat even more faster than it already had been.Doug had organized a barbecue in honor of Brad and Angie’s visit so most everyone wound up lounging and congregating in the backyard, inhaling the smoky aroma from the grill. While Brad drank a beer and caught up on old times with “the guys,” Angie sat around a table with Brad’s sister and Doug’s wife talking about children. They all shared their photo albums of their children, laughing and sharing “war stories” on how to raise their little ones. As a country music song played softly in the background, Brad guided Angie over to a table set up buffet style so that they could prepare their food. They held hands as they decided what they wanted to eat. They took their food to a couple of chairs situated in a fair amount of shade, slightly removed from everyone else. Brad could feel that everyone was staring at them, but he didn’t care. He wanted to make sure Angie was feeling okay. She’d just spent at least 20 minutes straight talking to his sister and mother, he knew they could be a handful.Brad: God, I’ve never seen you this quiet and this…Angie: (looking at her plate, then Brad) this what?Brad: (searching for the word)…shy.Angie: (smiling like a little girl) I’m not shy, I mean, not really. (giggling) Okay, maybe a little bit. Your family’s nice.Brad: Yeah, they’re okay.Angie: No, you’re really lucky. Brad: Ah, well, I wouldn’t—Angie: (suddenly serious) No, I’m mean it. Really.Brad looked at Angie, watching every nuance of her face. As he watched her lips quiver, he wanted to kiss her so badly. And because real, honest, true love is a pure thing (this was a truth Brad found himself passionately connected to again as he’d lost it many years ago) he felt no shame as he bent down and placed his lips on hers. A slow, sweet smile formed on Angie’s lips. They gazed into each other and shared a knowing, yet unspoken truth between them. Words and people, even bugs flying around their heads were nonexistent. The spark between continued to grow.As the evening approached, the gathering dispersed leaving only the immediate family, minus Brad’s sister who had to take her tired twins home. She and Angie exchanged numbers and hugs. Brad motioned to Angie to sit on the couch next to him as they all assembled in the den with a fishing show in mute playing on the television. While Angie talked to his little sis’ Brad couldn’t help getting excited at the sight of Angie in the tight jeans and the shirt that exentuated her waist. He crossed his legs to cover the rise in his pants. That’s something no one needed to know about except himself and Angie, especially Angie—later. But how much longer could he hold on? When Angie sat next to him, brushing her leg up against his and her shoulder doing the same to his shoulder, he found himself fidgeting to keep his mind off of later. He’d have to have her. Then suddenly, he got an idea.Brad: (trying to sound ever so casual) Well, I guess Angie and I should be heading to a hotel.Doug and his wife: No, no, no. Doug: What?Doug’s wife: That is so ridiculous. You two are staying here and that’s it.Doug: Yeah, come on!Brad: (giving Angie a “I told you so” look) We’re leaving early in the morning. We don’t want to wake you guys up.Doug’s wife: (over Doug’s laughter) Stop it. You two are staying and that’s it. We get up early everyday. Angie gave Brad a “Well I guess sex is out” look in response to which Brad gave her a quick and mischievous wink. Brad: Since we’re staying, maybe Doug, you can show Angie all of our trophies.Angie: (surprised) Doug, you kept Brad’s trophies?Doug: Yeah, we have a humongous basement and we have a trophy case down there. (sensing that his brother was up to something) Do you really want to see them, cause you don’t have to Angie if you don’t want to.Doug’s wife: (laughing) Yeah, don’t take Brad’s attempt to show off.Brad: No, I told Angie that I won a gigantic trophy, she didn’t believe me. Remember that track and field competition my senior year?Doug: Yeah, yeah, you won first place in the—Brad: Yeah, that’s the one. Remember how BIG that trophy was (looking over at Angie with a wicked, boyish smile)?Doug: Yeah, Angie, it was pretty big.Angie: So, it was really big, huh? (Giving Brad a “okay, buster, I’ll play your game” look) Okay, let’s see it, then.As Angie, Brad, Doug, and Doug’s wife headed to the basement, Bill and Jane looked at each other lovingly. Bill could still sense some doubt in Jane concerning Angelina, which is why he took her hand and squeezed. He added a light kiss her hair to sweeten his reassurance.LATER.Brad and Angie said their goodnights to the family and went upstairs to the guest bedroom. Angie began undressing, taking her shirt off first. Brad watched her as he stood against the bedroom door, slyly locking it.Angie: (unaware of Brad’s lingering eyes) I can’t believe you made Doug show me that…trophy.Brad: We made a deal.Angie: Un-hun. (suddenly feeling his eyes and turning her head around) What are you doing? Are you watching me undress?Brad nodded, never taking his eyes off of her. Angie turned her head around and began to unzip her jeans. She then took her bra off all the while with her back to Brad.Angie slowly turned to face him, seeing a smile form on his face. She started to walk towards him but stopped midway to completely remove her jeans. She watched him as he watched her. She stood topless in front of him and dared him to come to her with her eyes. Brad took the dare and met her halfway, immediately, yet gently pulling her hair so that her head tilted back.Angie: The bed’s squeaky.Brad: (with his lips feathering a side of her neck) Shhhhhh.Brad guided Angie to the other side of the room, causing her to walk backwards. As he kneeled on the floor, she kneeled. Both of his hands lightly stroked the sides of her breasts. Angie gasped. Brad lightly placed a strong hand onto her chest and told her to lie on her back. He let a finger caress the plumpness of her lips and led that finger over a nipple, down to the front band of her panties. As Angie placed her arms above her shoulders, she allowed him to take them off.On his knees, Brad took off his shirt and unbuttoned his jeans and let himself out before her. She watched turning on her bedroom eyes. Brad licked his bottom lip and went in for dish he’d been hungry for all day. Angie’s legs spread for him, and as he slowly climbed on top of her, he could see that she was glistening and wet for him, too. He put himself inside of her slowly, gently, then—THRUST! Angie’s scream was stifled by Brad’s shoulder which she slightly bit down on. Brad moved in and out of her and had to soften his own moans by burying his mouth in Angie’s hair and neck. They moved together for what seemed eternity. They let the fire grow between them until it climaxed with an orgasmic explosion that came from a final and powerful push. They literally pushed themselves into each other, their heat causing pools of sweat for form and fall from their bodies. Brad breathed deeply into Angie’s skin so as not to make any noise. Angie panted and let out mute little shrieks.Brad raised himself to look into Angie’s eyes. He saw everything he needed lying breathless underneath him…This was his family.
wow that was hot, thank you and welcome!
Read from the BA water thread that there’s a fanfic here. And my you’re fanfic was hot! Great job and hopefully you’ll continue this story line. Thank you for sharing it. BTW welcome BLUAQUAME! O_o
Hot, Hot, Hot. Thank You and again…welcome.
# 361 | bluaquame | May 29, 2006 11:44 AMThat was a very good fanfic. Thank you for offering to share it with us. And welcome to our ever growing BAMZS family.I hope you write some more. You could probably do a lot more of hot stuff with EA where there is no fear of censorship or of others getting offended.
Dear BLUAQUAMEFic Patrol = African Girl African Girl and her friends = A bunch of patronising bulliesThey sent you to this thread that none of them have looked at in ages - check out the dates , because they are ostracising youThey only prefer to share Brangelina fics and gossip with each other. They won’t want you to be one of them. Jen Fans never treat each other like this, all are welcome, regardlessTake my advice , ignore these elitests and post your very good fics on the Tomb Raider 3 thread. Thats where they all do it - and they go there regularlyDon’t take my word for it see for yourselfP.S> They all kiss African Girls ass - God knows why. Don’t suck up to her , she is the most patronising of them all, to " Outsiders" - which is how you will always be seen
# 366 | B/A Bullies | GO AWAY
First Bluaquame welcome !!!!You fanfic is beautiful ,i hope you write more!!!!B/A Bulliesand like QQQQ I Must also say GO AWAY
Bluaquame, that was beautiful and hot and we want more of that. Remember, on this thread you have all the space you need. BAMZS fans will be here to read each and everyone of your beautiful stories, please ignore the ignorant posters, and do your thing!
welcome to the BAMZS fanfic family! you are a most welcome addition despite what our little troll interloper says….amazing how they seem to hate us so much but they know exactly where to read all of our fics!
# 370 | gitane | It pisses them off, that we are cool with each other, do a lot of fun stuff, other than gossipping and don’t have to resort to using FOUL language to get our point accross
# 371 | QQQQthey make it feel like a high school cafeteria in here. it’s completely ridiculous and childish. you wanna grab them, shake them and tell them to go get their own damn friends!
# 361 | bluaquame |I Love it!!!! Realy nice. Keep posting here. This is a short thread and easy download time. Thanks for joining us!! Great story.
Bluaquame, that was great. I can’t believe they did the “deed” at Doug’s house. Actually, I think Brad is the LOUD one. This is a good story. Do you have one when the Pitts first met Mad and then Z? I would love to get your view on what happened. Please post again and thanks again.
#361 blueguame,That was WONDERFUL.You are a very talented writer.Please feel to write more.I will be looking forward to any future fanfic’s form you.
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