Jennifer Aniston in Harper's Bazaar

Im a horse and I look better and gave a better performance in my movie than X did in all her flops combined.

Please, no more Aniston covers and movies. I’ve had enough of them. Always the same old, desperate poses. Please, can we forget somehow Aniston?

Can the Huvanes please just put the same ol Aniston fug face on every magazine in the world, and make every movie in the world either ‘Picture Perfect,’ or ‘Rumor Has It?’ Please….I would be so happy if I looked everywhere and only saw a massive chin, two close together eyes, and a big schnoz with a hank o’ hair right down the middle…that’s all I wanna see, smell and breathe…and the only music I want is the ‘Friends’ theme playing in my background of life at all times. Thanks.

She’s prettier #310

I really like Jen Aniston and I think she will do quite well on her own. Of course if she never works another day, she already has millions from her fine work in TV (which has a much larger audience than the movies anyway.)

Gather round kiddies and Aunty will tell you a story. It’s called the Saga of JenJen’s Pity Party. It all started one cold day in August, Ms Jen sat down for an interview with Vanity Fair…..ANISTON RESILIENT IN FIRST INTERVIEWIn her first interview since splitting with Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston says she was "shocked" by the breakup and is trying to "pick up the pieces in the midst of this media circus."Aniston broke down twice during the interview for the September issue of Vanity Fair, on newsstands nationally Aug. 9. Mostly, though, the actress comes across as resilient."Am I lonely? Yes. Am I upset? Yes. Am I confused? Yes. Do I have my days when I’ve thrown a little pity party for myself? Absolutely. But I’m also doing really well."Holed up in her Malibu, Calif., bungalow, the 36-year-old actress says the media coverage and tabloid rumors have been hard to deal with — especially reports that she didn’t want to start a family."A man divorcing would never be accused of choosing career over children," she says. "I’ve never in my life said I didn’t want children. I did and I do and I will!"Aniston filed for divorce in March, citing irreconcilable differences after 4 1/2 years of marriage. The couple separated in January.Aniston says she was aware of Pitt’s attraction to Angelina Jolie, his "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" co-star, but doesn’t blame their split on her."It’s just complicated," Aniston says. "There are all these levels of growth — and when you stop growing together, that’s when the problems happen."But when pictures showing Pitt and Jolie together with her 3-year-old son, Maddox, on a beach in Africa were published, the former "Friends" star says, "the world was shocked and I was shocked."She was also hurt by a fashion spread in W magazine — a concept of Pitt’s — that showed the actor and Jolie as a 1960’s-style married couple."There’s a sensitivity chip that’s missing," Aniston says of Pitt.Says Aniston: "I just don’t know what happened … I feel as if I’m trying to scrounge around and pick up the pieces in the midst of this media circus."Otherwise refusing to talk badly of Pitt, the actress says she doesn’t want to mimic the bitterness of her parents’ divorce."I love Brad; I really love him. I will love him for the rest of my life," says Aniston. "I don’t regret any of it, and I’m not going to beat myself up about it.""The sad thing, for me, is the way it’s been reduced to a Hollywood cliche — or maybe it’s just a human cliche."Another false report, Aniston says, is her relationship with Vince Vaughn, her co-star in the upcoming movie "The Break Up.""I like a lot of people, but I’m sooo not `in like’ with anybody."Aniston also hasn’t lost her sense of humor. On Pitt’s recently dyed blond hair, she says, "Billy Idol called — he wants his look back." (From AP)She says she doesn’t know what happened, she’s confused. Let’s se shall we, she woke up one morning and her husband was gone…..right? Of course, the alternative is she was too self centered to notice there was something wrong in her marriage. Oh, but Ms. Aniston isn’t self centered…..Oh wait "I was shocked, the world was shocked" Lmao…how self centered can you get? The world? The world?! Ehmm, Ms Aniston, which world….the one where you are the queeeeen of the wooooooorld! If she’d had said "I was shocked, People were shocked" is still understandable. Oh Ms. Aniston, you savy Woman child. And my favorite quote " I like a lot of people but I’m sooo "not in like" with anybody…..Nahan, yaeahan, As if, whatever!…oh wait, that wasn’t part of it, sorry I thought I was reading a Dakota Fanning interview. I forgot it was a 36yrs old woman talking. My Bad.Stay Tune for part two……The Regret or should I say The Pretend Regret…..

The Pity Party Saga - Part TwoVanity Fair September issue, featuring Jennifer Aniston of Friends posing provocatively in a white shirt.In an emotional interview Jennifer Aniston poured her heart out, tearfully speaking about her break-up with Brad Pitt and his relationship with Angelina Jolie. However, she later regretted for being so emotional, as she feared some people will take that as a sign of weakness."But I am a tough cookie," Jennifer said in an interview to a Vanity Fair’s contributing editor Leslie Bennetts.So let me get this straight, she cries during the interview, the comes back and says she doesn’t want to be seen as weak. Isn’t this like the judge telling a jury to disregard a statement….when they’ve already heard it. How do people unhear something? Oh Ms. Aniston, you are a savy Pity Party thrower. ((CLAPPING))

Jennifer Aniston Tops Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in Gallup Poll ——————————————————————————–By Julie PikeMay 12, 2006 Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may be in Africa or Paris and may have a baby on the way but when it comes to the opinion of Americans on the Pitt, Jolie and Jennifer Aniston spectacle Jen wins the favorability rating hands down.Jennifer Wins the Poll Ratings from Gallup The sexy Hollywood actress is looked at by many as the All American girl, that came through a very trying and emotional divorce where her husband left her for his co-star (Angelina Jolie) in the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith.***Her toughness got her a GQ cover (as Man of The Year) and according to a scientific Gallup poll the admiration of fans over both Angie and Brad. Pitt gets ripped with a 35% unfavorable rating, Jolie gets a 28% unfavorable rating while only 13% view Jen as "unfavorable."Gallup reports:Among the three celebrities involved in what the media has dubbed the "Brangelina" spectacle, Aniston is viewed most positively by the public. Fifty-nine percent of Americans say they have a favorable opinion of Aniston, once Pitt’s wife, while 12% have an unfavorable opinion and 30% have no opinion.

For Good MeasureVanity Fair September issue, featuring Jennifer Aniston of Friends posing provocatively in a white shirt.In an emotional interview Jennifer Aniston poured her heart out, tearfully speaking about her break-up with Brad Pitt and his relationship with Angelina Jolie. However, she later regretted for being so emotional, as she feared some people will take that as a sign of weakness."But I am a tough cookie," Jennifer said in an interview to a Vanity Fair’s contributing editor Leslie Bennetts.So let me get this straight, she cries during the interview, the comes back and says she doesn’t want to be seen as weak. Isn’t this like the judge telling a jury to disregard a statement….when they’ve already heard it. How do people unhear something? Oh Ms. Aniston, you are a savy Pity Party thrower.

# 316 | Memory Lane - you idiot. This was a tabloid report and both Aniston, Stewart AND their reps denied any of it ever happened.I’ve got waterfront property for sale in the desert. Interested?

# 315 | Memory Lane - I knew you were posting under an alias ((((clapping))))

# 315 | Memory Lane - I knew you were posting under an alias ((((clapping))))