Angelina Jolie on the Beach

TEAM ANISTON IS TRUELY PATHETIC TRASH.THE ONLY DEFENSE THEY HAVE FOR CHIN, IS THAT SHE IS "SO DOWN-TO-EARTH" HAHAHAHA!!! COMPLETE BULL. SHE IS SO SELF ABSORBED IN HER MOVIES, HER CAREER, HER CONCERNES, HER LOVE LIFE, HER HAIR, HER STYLIST, ETC. NOTHING INTERESTING EVER COMES OUT OF HER MOUTH. ALSO, I FINE IT PARTICULARLY FUNNY HOW HER FANS THINK SHE IS NATURAL LOOKING. ARE HER FANS MENTALLY CHALANGED? SHE’S ADMITTED TO HAVEING A NOSE JOB. HER SKIN IS LEATERY DUE TO YEARS AND YEARS OF TANNING, HER HAIR IS OVERLY CHEMICALLY PROCESSED BECAUSE THATS HER TRADE MARK, . MAYBE TEAM ANISTON IS IN DENIAL BECAUSE "FREINDS" IS OVER. I GUESS IT’S BACK TO REALITY AND LIFE GOES ON, NO MORE SITTING ON YOUR FAT ASSES, WHILING EATING BON-BONS, WONDERING IF RACHEL & ROSS WILL EVER GET BACK TOGETHER FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS….HAHAHAHAH!!

An interesting email was posted on the gossip site What Would Tyler Durdan Do in his post it said: Although there have been few specifics about the birth of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt in Namibia on Saturday, most reports are saying Angelina Jolie underwent a planned c-section. So why would a healthy 30 year old woman choose to have a complicated surgery in a country with less than exemplary medical care? According to one email, it’s because of her STD. Herpes, to be specific."So I had to contribute a tid bit I heard when I was working for 20th Century Fox (in an executive position that will go unnamed) … we produced ‘Mr. and Mrs. Smith’. Angie and Brad were indeed having sex on that film, and she apparently gave him some STD’s, and that’s how Jennifer Aniston first found out … If you are young, like Angelina Jolie, and healthy, the reason for c-section is almost always herpes."

# 224 | stef -oh, no problem there, it’s all good…I think your safety is more important.anyhooo…we are part of the "cool" gang now?….:)))

**** off kristen

#215 / Truest DatAin’t that the truth.#216 / AlexanderinaYou know every time I say I won’t respond to nasty posts…..then I find myself doing it. What is even more amazing is when they come back with the difference of opinion crap, I mean cheating Vs. Didn’t cheat…that’s difference of opinions but calling a baby Devil’s spawn, that’s just insane. what makes it worse is others defending that post, claiming everyone has the right to their opinions. No matter what end of the spectrum you are on this whole thing, there’re just certain things that shouldn’t be said and even if said, shouldn’t be hailed. #218 / EstelleHey Estelle…Yeah, I don’t know what going on. Honestly, it’s like the blob….it just keeps growing and growing and growing. The solution may be to just IGNORE these posts. It’s going to be hard but it’ll give me a chance to work on my Patience. Busy day…huh?#219 / Passing ThroughI feel your pain. If I see one more article about the name….I’m gonna scream and it won’t be at the ocean.#222 / AshleyYou know I’ve always liked VV so I’m glad he and JA have something in common. I’ve always wondered….fleetingly wondered what they had in common.

# 231 | Kirsten | - So the other Celebrities that had their babies by C-Section also had Herpes. My sister who is healthy like a horse and had a C-Section becuase her baby was breech had herpes, stupid story and not worth mentioning or even responding too.

Hi. I’m Chinnifer Maniston. I just wanted to let all my fans know that my movie The Break Up is comming out in June 2nd so please go an see it!! Please!!!!!! Take time out of your important lives for a few hours and just go see the damn movie. Seriously. I need the publicity. This is my one and only shot of becoming the "it" movie star. Don’t mind my other movies it did recently, Derailed, Rumor Has it, and Freinds with Money, i wasnt all there during the filming but i promose you this, I’ve been ******* Vince during the filming of my new movie, so it’s like I’m not even acting!!! Wow, isnt that like the most amazing thing?? Don’t let Brad and Angelina, and all the media’s lies fool you in not seeing my new film. They never had the baby. She had an abortion!!! There is no Shilol Nouvel Jolie Pitt!!! There is no such thing as Naminia!! They are in Mailbu right now laughing at all you guys!! So there. I laid it all out for you, They are complete lies!! Having said that, I hope you drop all your plans for this weekend and go see my new movie. I’m sure it will be well worth your $10 and gas money. Thanks guys, Chinnifer Maniston.P.S. I’m sending out new invitations to my Post Ex’s baby Pitty Party. Please RSVP by end of June!!!

# 237 | African Girl | - ITA with you regarding Nasty Posts

I’m going, I’m gone, just wanted to say, damn it feels good to say "Shilo and the rest of the family" when a week or so ago we’d naturally say just BAMZ. Ok, bye.

Here is a little about chin chin :Jennifer Aniston Reacts to Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Baby ——————————————————————————–By Tina SimsMay 31, 2006 Jennifer Aniston doesn’t want to be resentful of her ex husband Brad Pitt and his new girlfriend Angelina Jolie, especially during this time the birth of their first child together.Jen handles the birth with class The couple had a little baby girl "with Brad’s nose and Angie’s hair" over the weekend a named her Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.So - how did Jennifer react to the Brad and Angelina baby?***It appears pretty well - according to reports. Star magazine is reporting that Jen told a friend, "The nauseous feeling I expected to have when I heard the news is smaller than I thought." But, another insider adds: "It’s hard for her not to be resentful."But she hasn’t been. She has even went to the extraordinary length of picking up the phone and calling Brad’s PR folks to make certain she got her "congratulations" into the mix of well wishers that would be trying to get a message to the couple.***Star Magazine gives this account on exactly how Jennifer got the news:On May 26, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn were sitting at the blackjack tables at Hollywood Park-Casino in Inglewood, Calif., losing. "They seemed to be having a good time," says a source, "even if they weren’t having much luck with their cards." Unfortunately for Jen, her bad luck continued. In fact, it got worse. The next day, an associate from Plan B, the film production company she once owned with Brad Pitt, called to tell her the news she had been dreading for months: that her exhusband and his girlfriend, Angelina Jolie, had just welcomed their baby, a daughter named Shiloh Nouvel into the world.–Tina Sims

# 237 | African Girl-very busy day, the depo. continue from yesterday….uggghggg….I hope it will be done today…sorry, that I can not be here for you today, I have to go back now, but, it seems that you are well love and protected here ( PT, Stef, Alexanderina, Real lou, Original JPF, malibumom and other)..hey, in x-men3 only they only have 6 x-men against the army….BBS

Namibia: Namibians Rejoice in Birth of Shiloh NouvelThe Namibian (Windhoek)May 30, 2006Posted to the web May 31, 2006Staff ReportersTHE NAMIBIAN’S office at Swakopmund has been flooded with phone calls from Namibians across the country who want to know how they can deliver gifts to the Angelina Jolie-Brad Pitt family following the birth of Shiloh Nouvel.It was reported yesterday that Hollywood actress and her newborn daughter were happy and healthy - "doing fine" - but still in hospital.Angelina and Shiloh Nouvel are expected to be discharged shortly.E-mails have also started coming in from Namibians abroad - from as far afield as Australia - wishing "congratulations and all the love to Angelina, Brad, Maddox, Zahara & Shiloh", as one e-mail put it.In a passing encounter in a Windhoek book store yesterday, security guard Ronnie Geingob told a Namibian staffer: "This is one of the best things to happen for us."Beaming with pride, he felt the Jolie-Pitts were generating positive headlines and a positive image of Namibia.E-mailing from London, a Namibian wrote: "Namibia’s name is just about everywhere on the papers here in London! How are things back home?" Apart from being thrilled about news of the birth of Shiloh Nouvel, he felt the publicity generated by the Jolie-Pitt family’s highly publicised stay in Namibia would have a positive impact on the country’s tourist industry."Just like Angelina, this precious Namibian-born baby will be our ambassador," said Samuel Nuuyoma, the Governor of the Erongo Region, who issued a statement wishing the famous couple good luck and health.Meanwhile, Deputy Minister of Environment Leon Jooste said in a press release yesterday that Pitt and Jolie had donated U$300 000 (about N$1,9 million) for supplies to improve the maternity wards at the State hospitals at Swakopmund and Walvis Bay.The DRC Project School and Community Centre at Swakopmund is to receive U$15 000 (about N$950 000).Jolie visited the centre a few weeks ago."We want to contribute to Namibia and the people who have been so gracious to us at this time," the couple were quoted as saying. CBS reported yesterday that Pitt was at Jolie’s side during the birth."People did confirm, although the couple is not officially releasing a lot of information, that Brad Pitt was at her side," People magazine Editor at Large Jess Cagle told CBS co-anchor Rene Syler.In the US, Pitt’s family issued a statement expressing excitement for Pitt and Jolie. Copyright © 2006 The Namibian. All rights reserved. Distributed by AllAfrica Global Media