Shiloh Jolie Pitt Pictures

TLCNUrse…Read the Copyright message in the bottom of your message THAT THE ARTICLE IS MADE UP. Any sane people will obviously read the fine prints. They made fun of celebs (PUGBUS) but some simple-minded people will surely beleive it.

Are you, too, obsessed with ‘Brangelina’?Elizabeth CohenThey are at a United Nations conference discussing the Third World. They’re renting a cottage in France. They are touring a disaster relief program. They’re in Africa, awaiting the birth of their child.I am talking about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, of course. If America has royalty, they’re it. The question is, why-oh-why do I care?But I do.Confession: I scour everything I can lay my hands on about the power duo referred to, so obnoxiously, as "Brangelina." I eat articles in Us Weekly Magazine and The National Enquirer for breakfast. My Sunday morning brunch is the People Web site. I check out the most ridiculous publications while waiting in line at the supermarket.So here’s what I know: They’re in love and have two adopted children. While I haven’t the slightest idea of the names of some of my own cousins’ children, I can tell you Brad and Angelina’s are named Maddox and Zahara. One was adopted from Cambodia; the other from Ethiopia.(Just imagine their lives: "It’s Monday, Mad; we must be in the South of France.")While I can’t find the time to search for the key to my riding lawnmower, I find plenty of time to ponder life on Planet Brangelina. How do they pass the time in some remote African resort? Do they want to adopt again? Will they donate their organs to science? Have either of them ever had plastic surgery or are they really THAT beautiful?In truth, it is Angelina who fascinates me. She who would save the world, one child at a time. She who was proudly married to a guy named Billy Bob. She who has mysterious hieroglyphics tattooed on her back. She’s been in Rolling Stones videos; she was a Calvin Klein model at, like, 10. There are more than 5 million Web sites devoted just to her. And she CARES. That’s right, Angelina may not be worried about Jennifer Aniston, the woman whose husband she swiped, but she cares about the poor, the sick, the frail, the weak and the meek.The other day, Ann Curry of NBC’s Today show scored an interview in that sealed-off corner of Africa with the U.N. goodwill ambassador-***-goddess. I called my sister’s house in a frenzy. "You’ve got to record the Angelina interview!" As you can see, I’ve lost my mind.Maybe it’s how she forces us to look at things we’d rather not see — poverty, sickness, death. Cameras go everywhere she does, so she goes places that the cameras usually neglect. Maybe it is just that she makes Americans look good at a time when so much about us seems unseemly. She puts a glamorous face on all of us. And she puts a pout, and such a cute one, on our problems. I picture her at U.N. meetings, her amazing lower lip thrust out, saying : "We have to stop hunger. It is so unfair!" (FUNNY BUT TRUE DAT)Oh, Angelina. It is. Your life is just too good to be true.

HEHEHE:) YES. I DID SEE THE COPYRIGHT MESSAGE. IT JUST AMAZES ME THAT IT ALWAYS GETS A REACTION. BUT YOU KNOW I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF TOM CRUISE DID SAY IT.

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and their three children will be moving back to Malibu, and the word is they’re coming this weekend.The $9 million Malibu estate has been buzzing with workers this week. They’re finishing off the security system, which includes an elaborate set of cameras pointing in every direction.Most telling, TMZ is told that yesterday a white van arrived at the house and delivered a "massive amount of liquor." As one eyewitness says, it was: "magnums of everything."The word from the crew is that the famous couple and their kids are arriving this weekend. A cleaning crew has been working feverishly this week and construction workers have been there seven days a week.As one eyewitness tells TMZ, the entire house is set up for kids. Before the couple left for Namibia, the tennis court was tented and converted into a giant playroom — especially for Maddox’s 4-wheel toys. The party tent was taken down after they left, but this week it was put back up.As for accommodations in the four bedroom house, Brad and Angelina have the master suite, and each uses a bedroom for an office. That leaves one bedroom left for Maddox, Zahara and baby Shiloh. We’re told there is baby furniture in that fourth room, but the word is that Shiloh will sleep in the master suite with Brad and Angelina.The joke at the house is that all of Brads expensive art is now up, along with his other pricey furnishings and everyone there "is wondering what he’s going to do when the kids start destroying it."We’re told there will be a heavy presence of guards 24/7, but there’s still a problem. It’s a glass house — literally — and the paparazzi have a clean view from the ocean, where they often kayak. A solution to this issue has not been figured out yet.A few days ago, a construction worker at Pitt’s estate in the East Hollywood Hills became ill, and the paparazzi showed up with the ambulance. One member of the construction crew told TMZ it was obvious the paparazzi were monitoring emergency frequencies and launched when they heard the address.We’re told the Jolie-Pitts plan to eventually make the East Hollywood estate their primary residence, but it’s nowhere near complete. The kitchen, for one, is still being designed

# 957 | the gospel I was going to say last night…Original JPF is that you?

julia roberts, brooke shields, gwyneth pawltrow, gwen seffani.. They all pimp their child too. The difference, Brad and Angelina gave their millions to help babies in need, oh yea their so pathetic. get a f*cking clue.

Now this was just hilarious! Tom Cruise Attempts to Convert Angelina Jolie to Scientology? By Jennifer CoxJun 9, 2006A new report claims Tom Cruise is set to try and convert new mom Angelina Jolie to Scientology. The Mission Impossible actor may be on an impossible mission Hal Lifson writes. According to Lifson, Tom Cruise personally called Angelina and Brad Pitt in Africa to congratulate them on the birth of their baby last week the report in the Enquirer states. And here’s the kicker. Tom invited Angie and Brad to visit the Church of Scientology in Beverly Hills once they make their way back to the states. “Even though they’ve know tom for years, Cruise was the last person Brad and Angelina expected a call from,” an insider told the weekly tabloid. “Tom’s got babies on the brain. He’s still euphoric over the birth of his new girl Suri. He got so caught up in the excitement…he made the call,” the source claims. But then – the report claims – Tom turned the conversation to Scientology. The M: I: 3 star complemented the vixen for her charity work and mentioned that the Church of Scientology would love to honor her work with a special award. “There’s always a method to Tom’s madness,” another source told the magazine. “Part of the reason Tom (offered the humanitarian award) for Angelina was so that she could get a glimpse of his church and possibly considering joining,” the insider told the weekly. The report claims Jolie’s response was polite, but she declined the award. No word on whether she will take Tom up and visit the Scientology Centre.–Jennifer Cox

As for accommodations in the four bedroom house, Brad and Angelina have the master suite, and each uses a bedroom for an office. That leaves one bedroom left for Maddox, Zahara and baby Shiloh. We’re told there is baby furniture in that fourth room, but the word is that Shiloh will sleep in the master suite with Brad and Angelina.Oh. man - am I the only one who just (((((SWOONS))))) when I hear this…"B&A" in the master suite..lawdy lawdy. LOL

Also people bad mouthing Jen I dont know where you get that she isnt over this and is still going on about it, did you ever think its the media that wont let it go not her???They all have moved on with their lives why cant we??? # 966 | Destiny24 +++++++++++++++++Destiny…I’m not channeling my inner ***** this morning, so I’ll play nice-ish and not yank your chain on this one….Yes, we have considered this and discussed it extensively in the past. The fact of the matter is that ALL X has to do is say, "No comment" or "I will not discuss my divorce." And the media has to let it drop unless they want it to seem like they’re badgering her. BUT she doesn’t do that. Instead she yammers on in accusatory generalties without naming specific names. Which is pretty stupid considering EVERYONE AND THEIR DOG who wasn’t under a rock the last 2 years knows who she’s talking about. X detractors are affording her the amount of respect she deserves…none. If she’s over it, then fine, just STFU about it and maybe, just maybe, people will take the hint and stop asking.As for the fans moving on? Well, speaking for myself I’ll move on when X fans do. Until then it’s impossible to do so. They come here constantly and accuse B/A of things and say nasty things about their kids. If X fans move on, then I seriously doubt anyone here will miss having to talk about or read about her tired ass all the time. God knows I sure wouldn’t.

I just had a chance to watch the media conference on the website some of you recommended.I have something to say to the haters:Any of you who believed that Brad and Angelina tried to stay away from each other or something like this, you surely have something wrong with your eyes and ears!!! It definitely seems that both of them are enjoying each other. Just look at the way they gaze each other. The haters really are desperate to make up bad things about the Jolie-Pitts.If Brad and Angelina kept touching each other and kissing each other in front of others, the haters would say this time that they were just showing off.OK, the haters; GIVE UP! It’s done, over. Accept the fact.Brad and Angelina as they say, they are devoted to their kids and each other.

I personally always love what Marcheline, Angie’s Mama has to say about them, she’s not quoted a lot — but what she does say, I float on..her last comment - and I don’t have it exact, is how beautiful it was to see how they love and support each other so much (((swoon))) again.

# 972 | gitane Gitane - are you going to be updating your fic soon? I’m waiting patiently…..so says the woman who can’t seem to get her butt in gear to write the last part of her own fic! BTW, ladies…I hope to have that done later tonight. It’s been a tough week just keeping up with the threads and work!

# 987 | Susie "# 957 | the gospel ……I was going to say last night…Original JPF is that you?"No, I don’t utilize any other name but Original jpf, and when I have something to say here, it will always be signed by Original jpfWhy would you think this?jpf