Brad Pitt's Signature

# 1318 | stardust-oh, I have to get those lychee in the can…thanks for reminding me…btw, I had those gel/candy/jelly with coconut…( the reason for the past tense is that my brother ate them all), I now have an empty jar…lol. # 1320 | angelah-thanks, that was it… the movie was so funny…but, they have no chemistry.

# 1324 | malayaHey malaya, good to see you show up today. I have good news about the unrated MAMS. The new version dropped the Filipino crack. Actually, Brad’s John said "buck 10, buck 15," which lowers the weight class to 110, 115. Okay, I know those Thai bantam weight boxers have no problem with that, but I didn’t care for the crack anyway. About math, well, I loved math in school. It was the one subject, I could solve problems without having to do a lot of reading. Then again, I am Asian. Oh wait, you said you hated math. There goes that stereotype!

Please, Britney, we hate to be harsh, but you’re the new Maniston, *****! We have no sympathy for you whatsoever. You’ve brought this man and all the consequences upon yourself!So. Over. YOU! # 1328 | Passing Through | June 13, 2006 01:00 AM | Report Abuse OMG!!hes really funny!and hes REALLY hate MANNISTON..

# 1327 | Estelle You just touched on something I’ve been meaning to get back to you on.# 391 | Estellemy brother took almost half for his friends, hey, he said that if you put them in the freezer…it’s taste really good..lol. See, one can learn new things even of something one believes she knows everything about already. I never thought about freezing them. But I don’t have a jug of those suckers to even try. I will take up your tip when I get my hands on those suckers. And no, that’s not a call for you and jjoy to send me a jug, sweet as you two, are.

Okay, I got my unrated MAMS a fews days later than its release date. I had read about the wedding scene, and I saw the full scene in the Delirium youtube video. Either I got a bootleg by accident in Best Buy or I’m in some dungeons and dragon game with my unrated MAMS DVD. I remembered couple of mentions of where exactly that scene is - in the confidential files. But the only wedding scene I could see was in the Film School section in the Framing Device sequence. And that scene was extremely brief. I can’t find those original messages about the location of the wedding scene with the site’s Google search tool. I can’t remember where they were posted. Also, while I’m at it, on your DVD do you have any footage of Brad and Angie training at a gun range? Amazon notes there is that special feature, but again, I don’t have it. What’s up? I couldn’t have ended up with the bad copy, the perfectionist that I am!Pleaaaaaaase help.

http://www.laineygossip.com/pics/jen%20smokes%202%20jun06.jpgWho R these people?

What do you guys think about this article from Anorak:Stars Of Wonder Date : 13.06.2006 IF only Jesus Christ had been blessed with parents as savvy in the ways of the world as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.Jesus was saddled with Mary and a carpenter who travelled by one donkey power. Had Joseph been around today he’d have arrived in Namibia to find the place fully booked. If mum and dad had had the faintest idea about the important things in life, they’d have asked the wise men to tell them about securing Jesus’s image rights.God in his wisdom would not make the same mistake again. This new Messiah would be born to parents with access to a private jet and something more useful than myrrh. This Messiah would be born to Angelina and Brad. This one would not be forced to turn water into wine, like some hairier David Blaine. Shiloh Nouvel would have the finest tinctures on tap.And here is Shiloh in Hello!, lying between mum and dad. And here she is again being cradled in her father’s hands. And now she’s back between mum and dad. And now she’s peering over Angelina’s shoulder. Move on a page and Shiloh is cosying up to mum. And so the pictures come, all exclusive and available only through the Church of Hello!.And the people of Namibia are grateful. “We are honoured they chose Namibia,” says regional governor Samuel Nuuyoma. “This family has opened the doors for us to the world.”Indeed. And already the pilgrims are making their way to the Burning Shore Lodge. Although, with Angelina and Brad having taken all the rooms, the worshippers may have to find alternative accommodation - like in a barn, perhaps…

I forgot to mentioned that it is a SATIRE

#1282 | Cindy2 | CINDY! You are always so articulate and on the money, frien’. Lennon and Ono left a legacy that a bareboned few can ever match, though the comparison is hard to ignore. Also, I enjoy reading your insightful posts which examine so many topics. Actually felt goosebumps when you mentioned remembering Pi, 3.14 and the rate of gravity on earth, 9.8 m/s sq. LOL I carry those facts around in the same way, like if I’d ever need to measure how many seconds it’ll take my drink to hit the floor after spilling it! And Lainey, well it seems she’s composing her blog after nights of a few too many; the hangover must interfere with the recent lapse in kind humour.Also- ITA on chat to air and settle those issues. Maybe we can talk JJ into working chat capability into his new server. I’m always interested in sociocultural chat due to my multi-ethnic upbringing (Native Am. Indian dual tribal affiliation, although only one is recognized.)# 1231 | Agnieszka | You’ve heard from many here who indeed empathize with your situation. Loss is difficult. We grieve, and it seems hard to overcome when you’re stuck in the thick forest of pain. I know it well, the darkness. My own mother left me when I was an infant, and now it is so difficult to learn the right way to raise my own children. (In fact I vowed never to have any! Didn’t work out like that, though.) My grandmother who raised me is now elderly and close to the end of her time with us. She lives with us and day to day seeing the one you love slowly lose their vitality is hearbreaking. The pain actually becomes physical at times.. like a knife in the heart. Because no one can truly understand another’s pain, we can share at least bits here and there so that we know we’re not alone. I credit my service to my community for helping me to survive. (I’m a teacher) To know you’re helping others who really need it is the best way to pull out of despair. Angie did this when she first became involved with UNHCR, as someone pointed out earlier. She knew the pain of life and chose to help others who also know this pain. It does take time, and I wish you all the best. Keep in touch.

Love the way Angie looks. She really glowing after having Shiloh!

# 1343 | ZaiyanaI carry those facts around in the same way, like if I’d ever need to measure how many seconds it’ll take my drink to hit the floor after spilling it!Aaaah, a kindred geek!!! Actually, the only purpose knowing the acceleration of gravity for me is calculating the mass of objects. You and I should go on a game show of Jeopardy - the useless trivia version. Thanks for the compliments. I, too, love learning about other people’s cultures. This diversity can open up people’s minds from their homogenous communities. Even when one may be in a "diverse" city, there is that natural phenomenon of self-segregation. Thanks, too, Estelle, for the tip. I can’t believe I missed it!! I don’t have the best eyes. I’m the last to notice a new set of tattoos on Angie. I’m the last to notice a skull design on Shiloh’s t-shirt.

i luve she call them ‘Zeus and Hera of a Land called Celebrity’# 1330 | rosann+++++++++++++++LOL. I was actually annoyed by the Zeus & Hera crack because if you know anything about Greek mythology you’d know that Zeus & Hera were married in name only. Zeus screwed anything that moved and Hera spent all her time thinking up ways to get revenge on his various lovers. Yeah, they were King & Queen, but they wasn’t exactly an equal partnership and certinaly not anything to aspire to.