Brad Pitt's Signature

I don’t think it’s X. Would she really refer to Angelina as Angie? Like Cindy2 said, I hope she reaches that place too where she can be classy and mature. But she is not there yet.Well good night all. It’s late and I have to wake up early tomorrow. Sweet dreams. =)

Maniston is so boring, she named her dog Norman for chrissakes

Jennifer, Vince, and Norman.Brad, Angelina, Maddox, Zahara, and Shiloh.

Brad, Angelina, Maddox, Zahara, and Shiloh is more interesting sounding.

Hey, I tried to enter to the site of Star mag, but it´s impossible: I only get this message: Page unavailable/under construction

Andrómeda - forget about Star magazne. x fans vote on that. we don’t want bamzs to win any star magazine poll because people will think we read that tabliod.

# 1367 | just wondering I also do not think the post was from Aniston.I think it is rather from one of the BAMZS fan to end this cat fight between BANZS and Aniston’ fan.The most strong evidence is this:If you read the post, the person who wrote was very reasonable, acceptable and happy where she is now. If Aniston is reall the post she should mention this kind of things in one of her interviews, showing how happy she is for BP/AJ and how nice everything is in her world - in very nice way.

# 1388 | cindys amieHi there, amielina! Oh, that’s a cute formation of your new name!!Okay, I’m still checking in. I got lots to talk with you about, so maybe another time when we both have time.

((((((((BREAKING NEWS)))))))Editors Note: Last week, SNOOP MCSNEAK Celebrity Magazine got the biggest scoop of their short career but they weren’t allowed to bask in the glory of their exclusive for too long because PEOPLE magazine came out with their own BIGGER Exclusive: The Jolie Pitt Baby picture. Not long after, SCOOP MCNEAK found the pages of it’s magazine being used as cat liner. Frustrated and somewhat delusional with the Scooping business, we asked ourselves what we were doing wrong. We had everything - The Telescopic Lens 900, Body Language Experts and The Eye Language Expert, though we had lost our Expert Lip reader to In Touch Magazine, we were in a good place..or so we thought. Now, we found ourselves in the worst situation…The mighty, albeit for just a few days, had fallen. We pondered out next move as we flipped throught the pages of the other magazines. What are we doing wrong? We asked ourselves. What can we do better and like a lightening bulb, it hit us. Unlike the other magazines who revel in continuing the hatefest between the Jolie Pitt fans and the Aniston fans, we would mend the fences. That sounded like a really good idea but we got stuck on the how of it. Again we pondered and it was while pondering we noticed the Headline onThe Star Magazine, which read "EXCLUSIVE: ELVIS’ LETTER TO SHILOH JOLIE PITT" Of course we thought, that IS the answer, instead of waiting for an Exclusive, we will just make one up and just like that, I was latest "Scoop" was born. Although we felt very dirty for sinking to that level..a level known in the business as "The Stargutterish Level", we were desperate….very desperate. So with the Bod Language Expert by my left and The Expert Eye (who is also a mind reader) on my right, we tried to channel the only person who can end this….the person who started it all..Ms. Aniston. Unfortunately, as much as we tried, we couldn’t channel her, our mind reader who was in a trance kept muttering the words "No Aura. Seven hrs later and 11,000 wasted writing pads, we gave up. Time for plan B…what was plan B? We didn’t have one. Back to sqaure one and we were just about ready to call the whole thing off, when the voice came to my head "If you were JA, what will you write…well it was smooth sailing from there. We were finally going to get a big scoop and with the way thing were going, it could be bigger than Photos of the JOLIE PITT BABY. What, Bigger than the JOILE PITT BABY? Do we hear our readers exclaim? Well, without further Ado, we present you a letter from Ms. Aniston urging fans everywhere to end the feud….Okay, we WOULD like to present you the letter, unfortunately In Touch Magazine, with the help of our former friend, the ******* Lip Read, broke into our offices and stole the letters. Without Authenticating it, they ran with it. As payback for this grievious offense, The Snoop Mcsneak gang is presenting you with an Exclusive that beats All exclusives…..THE LETTER IN DISCUSSION IS FAKE. PSSooooooo sorry, was suppose to be a joke. I had the comp on my bed when I finally zonked out last night. Unfortunately, I had been reading the comments on the thread (That’s what finally put me to sleep), Anyway, when I woke up earlier….I hit the refresh button and saw that people were still at it so without any experts around me, I channeled her and wrote the letter. Posted it and the rest as the say is history. Imagine my shock when I came back after breakfast, to see what’s up with my cyber friends, only to find the letter in question being discussed…I had to confess…if it was the other side, I’d say pheeesh but not to you all, I mean this is about trust people and in that token, I trust you’ll forgive me *Bats Eyelash*Uggg! Unfortunately, I can’t stay long. Have to go make the customary "Thanks for attending my cousin’s wedding" round. See you in a bit….that’s if I’ve not been banished to the dungeon.Please don’t do that, I hate the dark.

Yike! Nary a word huh? Eh….did you guys missed the part where I said sorry? Oh come on….*whining* I said sorry. Okay, what if I promise to turn in my scooping hat? Will that do?

AndromedaOh, thank you. Thank you. Now I can go in peace. Much love…Mwahhhhh. I guess when I get back, I’ll see what judgement has been handed down….lol.Okay, gotta run. Have a nice day.

To me, the letter sounded too mature and classy. Sorry, but I just don’t see that in X. I hope she eventually reaches that place, but it’s not apparent. And there is nothing in that letter to indicate any insight or in-the-know awareness to possibly entertain the thought it could be X. Paris is hot? Well, DUH! # 1372 | cindy2You mean the woman can actually write? :) LOL. Trust her to have a MySpace account and for her to actually leave a message…..What did she say in that letter BTW? (Watching some of her interviews….she probably said….yes…huh?…yeah…nah…..and just parroted what others has said.) I must have been in some remote part of Southern Phils at that time..LOL… I knew that letter is too good for Aniston’s standards. I guess she’s just running true to form as she proudly said, “I’m a sharer….I love to talk”….*******************************(SNEAKING INTO THE PRESS ROOM OF MALACAñANG PALACE)AG, I forgive you for your brief stint as Aniston’s press secretary. :) :) I actually think that would be her consolation to people who’ve been subjected to her inane words and PA comments in all her interviews….ORA PRONOBIS….”fight for us” –