Maddox Goes To School

Someone sent me this…ONLY posting because ‘Brange’ won the poll: ENQUIRER POLL: WILL BRAD & ANGELINA MAKE IT?Enquiring minds want to know if Brad and Angelina will make it as a couple. Ten thousand people responded to our recent online poll and 58% said yes, Brangelina is forever. Of the 42 percent who don’t think the couple will last, 44% believe they’ll stay together more than five years, 14% say less than five years, 34% say less than two years, and 8% believe the couple will break up in less than a year. The results of the poll come as the couple is experiencing serious problems in their relationship — problems that are detailed in this week’s ENQUIRER. Adjusting to life with a new baby and back in the U.S. has reduced Angelina to tears behind closed doors, according to sources. To find out what’s really going on in their relationship, pick up this week’s ENQUIRER. Published on: 06/21/2006*the new headline on this weeks piece of trash is: Angelina in tears as Brad storms off: new baby wrecking their relationship. (ahahahahaha! hilarious) they show the pic of Angie crying at a press conference for refugees from a couple years ago - that famous one, and Brad roaring offon his bike. They are too hilarious. I hate them - seriously. Kudos to people like Reese Witherspoon who have the inclination to go after these *******.

# 917 | Passing Throughhow about this–she tried to watch it, suddenly felt herself becoming more aware and less selfish then threw her margarita at the television because those feelings were skawy.

# 888 | Original Curious Hey OC, I was in a weird place this morning. I also had to take a break. I called my sister and I went on and on about getting rid the source…destroying the root, Eviscerating these men…She told me to calm down and THEN she told me I sounded like a Fanatic, well that stopped me cold. Jeez Fanatic - Faniston…no difference. Anyway, she told me we are doing what we are capable of doing right now BUT hopefully in the very near future we’ll be able to do more. So I guess we’ll just keep using the spoon BUT one day we’ll use a crane.

# 931 | Alexanderinagood for her! i’m glad she’s got a little sense. but that doesn’t take her off the list. actually, i don’t think there’s a way off my list. might have to work on that ;)

# 926 | CLINIQUA | - What a bunch of bullshit

# 909 | African Girl Egads, AG…you admitted that in writing?! Never leave a paper trail! You’re going to be famous one day and someone is going to throw a printout of this blog in your face and say, "Do you remember when you admitted that Barbara Walters was a role-model for you?" You’d better see if you can get JJ to delete your admission…er, post…

# 935 | gitane | - Night Gitane

# 937 | Alexanderinathey would only revert back to eels. best to burn them. fire takes care of all kinds of evil.okay! really going to bed now!

Alexanderina: Can´t believe that those older woman at the View (thank God I never watched that show) were talking about of Brad in that way…They didn´t say anything about the work that Angie is doing? I used to think that Barbara W. was a good (just a good) journalist…

# 939 | Passing Through | ITA- but the worst parst is when he first got famous I liked him (OK, dumb, but I did). Now TC reminds me of Elvis (crap a white suit on a speed boat, he lost his marbels) when Elvis went nuts, the fame went to his head. It seems like history has a way of repeating itself!!!

Thanks for that Alexanderina about Star — my respect for her just increased ten-fold, I will lay off if she keps this up. Maybe she and Rosie can bond over defending ‘Brangie.’ LOLAlso, I agree Maniston — Ted C, sucks — and poor Angie, we all know that unfortunately, people that she supposedly considered her "close chums," as Ted C. puts it - we know now, won’t hesitate to stab her in the back (see Jenny Shimitizu). Matter of fact, it very well could BE Shimizu, which if it is - makes Ted C’s ’source’ about as reliable and ‘in the know,’ about Angie’s life as Laura ******* Bush. Jenny is HISTORY as far as AJ is concerned. But I’m fairly certain there are a number of women who are as jealous of Brad bEING with ANGIE, as there are women who are jealous of Angie BEING WITH BRAD. Funny, but TRUE. These bitter bulls would not hesitate to demean her relationship with Pitt much like Jenny did. Nevermind that there is NO evidence or historical pattern that supports any of it. Someone needs to send Ted C Angie’s ‘love ONE PERSON until you DIE’ quote — the woman is intense, not fickle..anyone who says otherwise, knows SQUAT!! Anyone that makes commentary like that — can’t know her very well at all - OR, as stated, they have an agenda born out of resentment and jealousy of Brad. I am constantly amazed that this ‘Angie as maneater and then man-leaver’ gets traction. Yes she was married twice, but in one instance, they parted ways because Angie has said she was too young, as was johnny, (they were 18-20?) - and in the second marriage it was BBT who checked out figratively (if not literally) on HER…!!As we’ve discussed, the number of other men/relationships that Angie has had, you can count on one hand…….the way some of these people talk you’d think she was ‘Paris Hilton,’ for the love of God. Which is just LAUGHABLE.One good thing - I truly believe that on some level Angie can be reactionary — if she ever hears this kind of crap floating around, she probably puts the kids to bed early and reassures Brad (not that he needs it) in the only way that she knows how w/ sweet words and much action.

# 940 | gitane | - lmao, you are so bad Gitane

# 903 | anonie mouse dies Oh my! You used to have me in tears laughing. I still remember "trying to get the pose in the park and the police came." am I on the right track about that one? I recall a story that seemed to have those elments and it almost made me tinkle in my pants from laughing so hard. Good stuff…jpf