Brad Pitt in Bed

2nd? i’ve seen some on bradforum

DAYUM! This man is soooooooooooo sexy!!

Thanks JJ for the thread and the pics, Brad is sexy and hot and always will be.

Definitely pre-AJ- he looks like the good ole Brad I used to know.

EWW a dirty diaper? That guy is a crazy fan for sure. I’m soo glad Brad doesn’t do the highlights in his hair anymore. I like the beard!

NickyHe could smell likes J. Maniston’s ass and I’d still hit it. Twice.

Thank you JaredMay this thread be peaceful.CJ- it’s a spoof. ;-)

Thanks for lovely pictures JJ!I don’t know why but whenever I look at pictures of someone in bed or asleep (like the Shiloh pictures), all I wanna do is go to sleep too.When the Shiloh pix came out everytime I stared at them, I got sooooooooo sleeeppy. I am guessing this weekend I will sleep more than usual..:)

Thanks JJ for the pictures…anyway, noone read the head line from JJ: In Extra Weir(and Fake) News…I guess not

# 17 | JJDon’t you mean Alexanderina=CLINIQUA=Mia=Maniston=Sexy=cj=pmWe’re all one person ya know. At least that’s what we’ve been told.

Agnieszka-~~~~~~Have you drolled any today?

He looks hot. But for some reason I don’t find him sexy here. And yes I think there is a difference being hot and looking sexy. Slight one but nonetheless, there is one. I was never a fan of his before, I only paid attention to him after he was with Angelina Jolie. I find him sexy now for some reason, even though he doesn’t always look perfectly groomed and has no highlights. Before, he was a plastic ken doll to me. I saw that he was good looking but he did nothing for me. Now a picture of him smiling with that woman and her child looks more sexy to me than this old Brad. But that’s just me. Carry on.

# 23 | Alexanderina -Hey Alex, remembered that I have 50% of the take ok?…you can keep it 4 days/week only..

Thanks for lovely pictures JJ!I don’t know why but whenever I look at pictures of someone in bed or asleep (like the Shiloh pictures), all I wanna do is go to sleep too.When the Shiloh pix came out everytime I stared at them, I got sooooooooo sleeeppy. I am guessing this weekend I will sleep more than usual..:)# 20 | Agnieszka Let me paraphrase this for you:I don’t know why but whenever I look at pictures of someone(BRAD) in bed all I wanna do(HMMM) is go to sleep(ARE YOU CRAZY!) too. I am guessing this weekend I will sleep(UH HUH ) more than usual(ME TOO!).Now all I’ve done is worked myself up! Haha!

#24 We’re all one person ya know.Um yes we do know and we know you keep things stirred up to. I watched your thread from late last night and everytime it calmed down and was normal talk about AJ & BP one of the 3-4-5- or how ever many there are of you…had to make a snide mark toward a JA fan or draw JA’s name into the thread yourself/selves just to stir stink. Quite frankly I don’t give a damn if you’re 1 person doing it all or a pack of you….I don’t think you love AJ and BP, I just think you love to stir ****. Now all of you spend your Friday into Saturday morning hashing this out….I’m going to start my weekend.Toodles.

# 27 | **** analysis -great, I did not know there are jobs like that out there…you so funny!!!# 32 | Worked Up and no BRAD!-LMAO…sleep?…what is sleep?>..that is a questions Brad asked AJ every day for the last 18 months.

The only reason this is hot is because Jessica Alba is laying over a beachball in the pic below his.

# 34 | estelauderQUA Let me see…someone just stirred up some unnecessary **** by accusing someone else of constantly stirring up unnecessary ****. Hmm. Hyp-o-crite.Speaking for myself I make fun of X because I like making fun of X. There’s no hidden motive there. True, it IS like shooting fish in a barrel, but just because something’s too easy doesn’t mean you shouldn’t do it!Toodles.

Estelle, I’m surprised it’s not on CSI yet. There is this British show regarding health and losing weight and the lady on there, that is her job. She touches it, sniffs it, analysis it to death and she can tell you if you are missing some essential vitamins, if your bowels are not working right, what you can do to lose weight based all on looking at ****. It’s rather gross actually. Aside from that there are medical tests out there that requires looking at ****.

If these pics are for Edwin Jeans, then it was made for the Japanese consumers? I heard the jeans cost about 225 bucks a pair.

Toodles. # 34 | estelauderQUA——–lol - although I know you don’t need validation from me.—————————————–PT = #40. I’ll be around the board looking for your posts when you don’t think it’s quite so easy. Stay tuned. Be sure you hang on to that name, too passing through….my a***

that guy who bought it is really freaky…anyway, brad is HOT!

# 42 | **** analysis Hey, I saw a guy do that on Dirty Jobs one night! Only it wasn’t human excrement, it was cows. This guy sold feed to ranchers. He mixed the grains specially for each customer depending on what they were raising their stock for. He’d go to the farm and catch fresh ****…it couldn’t already be on the ground. So Mike Rowe was running around with a cup and sticking it under the tails of cows as the **** came out! It was totally gross, but hilarious. Then the guy would run his hands through the **** to feel if the cows were passing undigested corn, grasses, wheat, etc. If they were, then he’d dump the **** on the floor and take a water hose and water it down so he could look at the undigested particles to see what they were. Once he found that out he’d go back to his feed mill and adjust the coarseness of the feed so the cows could digest it all, get all the nutrients they could, so the ranchers had bigger, fatter cows to take to market. I guess that same principle would work for humans, but EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! I hope she gets paid well!

# 46 | last laugh Now I’m the one LOL. I’ve posting under this name for MONTHS…so I’ll be around…making fun of X no doubt.Meanwhile, follow the advise you gave me and stick to one name yourself. If you’re going to shoot at MY FISH IN MY BARRELS, then have the guts to stop playing 3 Card Monty with the barrels.

# 52 | Passing Through | - lol, you know PT , she definitely going to come back under a different name

# 34 | estelauderQUAeverytime it calmed down and was normal talk about AJ & BP one of the 3-4-5- or how ever many there are of you…had to make a snide mark toward a JA fan or draw JA’s name into the thread yourself/selves just to stir stink. You know, this comment may have been pertinent if we were on an Aniston thread where Aniston fans might take exception to our comments. But the fact that you are the one lurking on a B&A thread negates this. We can say whatever the hell we want to on this thread. The fact that Aniston fans think they can trash us here and you think we’re not allowed to say anything is illogical and laughable.

# 55 | stef | - Hey Stef, I am glad that you had a great time on your date, you go girl. I don’t think that Rica did a new fanfic as yet

# 53 | Passing ThroughI don’t mind playing "Dirty". After they did that with Cliniqua it’s on.

alexanderina…thanks buddy! i cant wait for ricas new one! just what i need to help with all the studying!im going to bed shortly, ive had enough excitement today! lolhows you been anyway?

# 59 | I like BradThen you admit to putting the pot on the stove in the first place then?

Why would someone get their knickers in a knot that I didn’t find the pics hot when you — ‘me’ — said you didn’t find them sexy in #28? Who cares about semantics? And oh I was already at the Alba thread and Brad WILL be hittin that in a few years, if Jessica will let him.

what stove? my stove? or your stove?don’t be turning up my burners or it may get too hot in the kitchen for ya. Remember it’s hollwood, peeps. And the pages are going to keep turning. Count on it.I’m gone for today. Count on that too.

# 57 | Why?If PT doesn’t mind, I’ll comment further. You, obviously, are of the hit and run variety. Here on B&A threads we’ve come to know, anticipate and enjoy the persons who come here regularly. Yes, BAMZS fans have become a tight-knit community. We appreciate the comradery we’ve found here. I sorry if this is a foreign concept for you. I myself don’t mind taking on multiple personas because I am only an occasional contributor here.I find it occasionaly effective when dealing with the haters. It’s your right not to like B&A, but, I myself never deliberately go on an Anistion thread and spew my feelings about her there. To each his own.

So nothing new here huh? PT - you make coming here bearable. I see there are no new pics, so I’ll leave till this thread gets to page 4 or 5 so all the haters and non-fans get their venom out and then leave.Rock on Bamzs. =)

I CANT BELIEVE THIS GUY IS 42!! HE IS SOOOOOOOOO FUCKABLE!!!I WANNA DO HIM UNTIL I DIE!!

He looks like he has not showered in weeks. "Nasty" I think he is gross.

# 62 | stef | - I am good, work is little bit crazy right now, but my day is almost over which is good, cause I have a freaking headache. I can’t wait for rica’s fanfics either

He had to have been married to jennifer Aniston then, he’s wearing a wedding band.

honestly..doesn"t he look like he has really bad gas..and the breath to match..he looks used up

watch this video from cinemuse HOThttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXTws7Ti7Ls

# 85 | Sexyi was informed by another poster on an earlier thread that braddy did an interview with oprah where she asked him what he sleeps in. his reply was "the sheets."

# 32 | Worked Up and no BRAD! Lol, I just saw your post. See my post #87 above…:D

Guys, I have a link back at the Babel thread that I will post here for you to see. X fans will be so happy but BAMZS fans will find it funnier than they do, I think. And for that person that kept saying BP looks dirty and gross (is it?) in these pics, well someone said that he might still have been married to X at the time, so maybe that’s why he wouldn’t take a bath. He wanted X to stay away from him.anyways, here’s the link where X finally wins in a poll over AJ:(don’t forget to read the article and the comments afterwards)http://popbytes.com/archive/2006/06/jennifer_aniston_finally_wins.shtml#comment

# 91 | lurkerI guess you didnt read a book in a while?

# 93 | buffythere are a lot of people who don’t. i’m not one of them. nothing better than slipping between jersey knit sheets when you’re fresh out of the shower. mmm mmm mmm!

STEF!! Good news on the fireman! I forgot, does he have a name? Seems rude to call him "fireman"….of course, if he lights your fire….. [o.o] Blame it on the sheets and who is on them!Geeze PT….you realy are collecting them now aren’t you? I don’t know if I can take much more without blowing my top. Good thing I have a week + off……schedule got me in the end.

# 94 | gitaneThe feel of silk or satin is wonderfully delicious on the skin and very sexy. For that matter, just regular sheets feels great too. It gets even better when there is a warm, similarly naked body besides you! Lots of rubbing around before shut eye can’t be helped when two people are naked.

I don’t know if I like the whole trashy hobo look. I would still sex him.

no one you knowi know you, you’re that person i met a while ago. you even said hi to me.

# 90 | the real tita |That was pretty funny! One on the "carpet" and one just giving a little interview - by only 2 points? ROFLMAO

These are old pics from 2002.

Damn Angie! Three beautiful kids, a great career, wonderful humanitarian work and you get to **** Brad too? Sometimes life is just not fair……..aint that the truth : )

That is not hobo IMHO. That is just plain bohemian…..and I love that earthy….. seductive…….non white collar casual and free look. ya know he use to have that ole beat up truck too. That’s when I really fell for him. The man can be anything you want. I loved his looks in the Mexican. The movie kinda sucked….but he was cute cute cute. When is enough enough……..? ah.never.

When was this picture taken. I thnk this was taken for a commerical in Japan. Edwin jean?

Moi Jade: thanks for the support…Yeah it´s hard….you don´t know how…I´m so tired of him. I´ll put him in a clinic again…

A SWEET STORY : )In March, Caron dined at the Hotel de Crillon with LA painter Don Barcardi and his friends, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. They had invited Bacardi, a friend of Angelina’s mother, to come to France and paint a portrait of the pregnant actress/activist.“I like them very much,” Caron said. “They’re bright, interested in what’s going on, open to everything, ready to grab everything they can out of life. They’re not wasting a lot of time being movie stars. They’re taking advantage of it to see, listen and learn. Their love affair is obviously not for the benefit of the press; they seem extremely happy and comfortable together.” There was only one awkward moment, when Leslie innocently asked where the baby would be born. “They were perfectly mute,” she says. “I wasn’t thinking! They were being stalked everywhere by the paparazzi.”http://stylescenes.latimes.com/fashion/200…e_caron_mo.htmlFYI:Leslie Caronis a French film actress and dancer.She was born in Boulogne-Billancourt, France. She was discovered by Gene Kelly while dancing with a ballet troupe. The famed dancer chose her to appear opposite him in the classic musical An American in Paris.She went on to star in Daddy Long Legs with Fred Astaire, Gigi with Louis Jourdan and Maurice Chevalier, and Lili. She continues to act, appearing recently in the acclaimed film Chocolat. She is one of the few leading ladies (or actors of any type for that matter) from the classic era of MGM musicals who is still active in film.In 1953, she was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actress for her starring role in Lili. In 1963, she was also nominated for the Academy Award for Best Actress for her starring role in The L-Shaped Room

These pics are definitely old. Brad looks younger and better.

OK, you’re on. But I think Scarlett would have to lose a bit of weight because Brad seems to like skinny limbs. And I think after AJ he would return to the wholesome image and Scarlett seems a little unstable. Jessica Alba, however, appears like goody two shoes — no tattoos and no attention-seeking behavior, which would be a good rebound, so my money’s on her. Plus, I can see her ooh-ing and aah-ing over Shiloh when Brad has her for joint or full custody.

# 116 | Snooze |You are joking right?

Snooze, you plan other people’s lives and when reality doesn’t match your illusion you go ballistic. I know your type. See your shrink soon.

thanks for the pics jj, i am very happy that People Magazine have selled less with the pics of Shiloh "Messiah" Jolie-Pitt. For People was better the pic of Kingston or THE CUTEST BABY EVER HENRY the rachel weiszìs son. Congratulation at the persons that have not bought the magazine

# 122 What the hell have you been drinking. Did you read what Jared wrote. Apparently not.

# 122 | anonimo - What the heck are you talking about? From Cold Hard Math: PEOPLE COVER with Brad/Angie/Shiloh: Best selling issue since the 9/11 ISSUE when that issue came out 9/13/01. So sorry haters Brad & Angie win again. Guess they’re not as hater as you think. Suckers!

How cute. That is Angie´s brother, right?…Lovely… Thanks Mia

128 | AndrómedaThat’s not her brother, it’s Brad

I love that picture, and they look just gleeful and happy. BUT! It pisses me off that someone close to them took these and is apparently trying to sell them to the magazines. Brad and Angie obviously trusted this person enough to have them be close to them, and now they’re trying to make a buck by selling the pictures to magazines.

# 129 | ANGIE OMG that is soo cute!

Thanks Mia for the baby shower pic site. LOVE BAMZS

# 135 | +++ - True, but if you read the blurb on the celebrity baby website where the picture is posted, it says that the person is claiming to have 450 other shots of them there, and I don’t know how a resort staff person would have been that close to them for that long that they could have gotten that many. Its possible, though, I guess

"You are a sh** talker..talking sh** that makes no sense except to try and save your own a$$, which ultimately backfires and makes you look even more ignorant than the first "off the wall" remark made. Get a grip. Think." # 115 | Moi Jade |lmao roflHey Matey!!! ":)Welcome to "FC". giggleCurrent members are PT, Original JPF, Cindy 2 and myself. hmmmmmmmmm My only comment to your post is, TBWSNBN just reminds me of "Humpty Dumpty" now, thankx to you!!!Ya know like…when s/he "had a great fall, they couldn’t put Humpty back together againnnnnnnnnnnn!!!" (Calling Dr. Feel Good!!! WARNING WARNING!!! ALERT!!! )

# 141 +++ it’s not is a problem of the third world or how you said "underdevelop country" but every person that want speculate on the celebrities and this people can be of a develop country how United States, France, Italy, ecc… Not fault of the country, but of the people. Everyone can be bribe if want, in anyone country, and continent

whoever too the pis, he/she must have a mall digital camera, could be a hotel staff, since he/she only release the pics when Brad and Angie are no longer there. As much as i don’t like that their privacy are being invaded, id like to see more pics. Im sure he/she cant sell them to the tabs, those are illegal unless she/he gets their consent. Remember the pics of the kids and Holly in Brad’s Balcony were not sold to the tabs also and now gone from Keystone press, those are illegal too.

# 145 | virgoI think the person is trying to make some money off of them first. Why would they release them all to the net for no money? If B&A didn’t approve those photos then there could be a potential lawsuit since they were taken at the resort where there had to be privacy policy in place.

Maybe I’m wrong, but my gut is telling me these pics are new. In fact, I’m 99.9% sure these were "taken" during the filming of BABEL, and not from the Japanese commercial-thing for those jreans he did a few years back. Now you’re all saying to yourselves: ‘what the hell is she sniffing…?So I’ll give my reasons and let you debate it…1) IF they were "old" pics wouldn’t they have been posted, if not here, then another site LONG BEFORE NOW?2) Study these photos VERY CAREFULLY… then open new window/tab [click file menu & new window/tab] and go to the Brad blog: "Brad Pitt on the Cannes"… Study the pics of him 1) with the director 2) the 1 of him on the phone. **SAME BEARD & HAIRCUT MINUS THE "COLORING" OR "DUSTING" DONE…Am I right or wrong? The more I look… DAMN! it is! Just finished studying the blog titled: "The Fablulous Life of Shiloh", and lo-and-behold there he is again! Granted, the pic is an upclose one of him staring into the camera(?), but I can still see that the beard is the same as pictured above.HOLY CRAP!! Does that mean someone was in the room… and snapped away while was dozing & distracted… then released them to whoever would post them…?!Anyway, I’ve got to go now. Goodnight, all.

I’m beginning to wonder if this picture was taken during a break in the set of Babel.

Am I right or rong?#148 |rossy40| You are completly RONG!.This pics were taken in 2002 for the Japanise comercial of Edowin jeans.The first time i saw them where 2 years ago in many Brad Pitt sites.We’re talking about 4 years old pictures.Do some research.This baby shower picture is simply HILARIOUS!!They look so god damn happy!!I bet that is how they realy are in their very personal moments.I love them!

If you’re going to shoot at MY FISH IN MY BARRELS, then have the guts to stop playing 3 Card Monty with the barrels. # 48 | Passing Through————————–Should ‘guts’ even be a reference point here? I mean…"you need guts for gossip"? Sounds like an oxymoron to us. But, hey, we’ll play your game…. Since we are reasonably confident "Passing Through" is not your real name either…you don’t seem all that … well, gutsy to us. Let us know if you need a list of actions that truly do take guts, but here’s a hint….we can’t think of a single one that will require using your keyboard.

Kettle meet pot?We? As in more than one?Now I see this more clearly, challenge someone to a duel - Just her, you and your reinforcements. What happens now when it already takes more than one to be gutsy when taking an action that does require a keyboard. Should we expect a battalion for a non keyboard action? Now that’s GUTSY!

OK, you’re on. But I think Scarlett would have to lose a bit of weight because Brad seems to like skinny limbs. And I think after AJ he would return to the wholesome image and Scarlett seems a little unstable. Jessica Alba, however, appears like goody two shoes — no tattoos and no attention-seeking behavior, which would be a good rebound, so my money’s on her. Plus, I can see her ooh-ing and aah-ing over Shiloh when Brad has her for joint or full custody. # 116 | Snooze Sounds like I may need to do a little more background checking on my girl Scarlett before we lay down $. Scarlett came to mind because according to some of his fans, Brad could not and should not be expected to just pass up puffy lips under any circumstances. And Scarlett’s lips are now the most sought after in h-wood, as confirmed by plastic surgeons nationwide–so it seemed like a good bet until you reminded me she’s a big-boned girl. (hey, I considered Li-Lo for a sec, but uncertain if she would get all that into Brad. Brangelina maybe, but Brad only-doubtful.) So you’re right …more likely Jessica than Scarlett. And this will be more fun if we don’t bet the same pony. So when I stop by Barnes & Noble, I’ll check out a few tabloids and get back to you with my dark horse bet by tomorrow. Meantime continue enjoying your week-end. And BTW -here’s another bet we probably agree on–I mean, can you believe there’s even room for debate about whose got guts in a celebrity blog? lol

# 155 | AgnieszkaPlease don’t be offended but I am concerned about you. I have read your posts and I can’t help but conclude that you have A Personality disorder. In case you don’t know what this mean, I’ll define it - The personality disorders are when a person uses improper and immature ways to deal with problems or situations. People with this type of disorder do not feel like they are doing anything wrong and therefore do not want to change their behavior,There are different types of personality disorder and based on your posts I have narrowed it down to Antisocial personality behavior. This disorder is characterized by the careless disregard for the rights of others. It can be recognized by several symptoms. Someone with an antisocial personality is usually deceitful and is remorseless. Other symptoms include the reckless disregard for safety, both for herself and others; excessive irritability and aggressiveness coupled with impulsiveness. Most antisocial personalities also fail to conform to social norms.Careless Disregard of the Rights of others – Do you recall the incident after you were introduced to the fanfics, although you were told not to post it on the newer threads because not everyone is into the sort of thing. You went ahead and posted it anyway and your exact words were “I don’t care”.Deceitful and remorseless – After the Fake Photo incident, you came back and told everyone you were going through some personal issues and people went out of their way to make you feel better. From what has been observed after that incident, it is safe to conclude you were being deceitful and in actuality, you felt no remorse.The reckless disregard for safety, both for him/herself and others – You keep egging people on and trying to turn people against one another. We are on a blog and although this isn’t a face to face interaction, it doesn’t mean it is any safer. You have no idea the kind of person you are dealing with, yet you insist on stirring up trouble.Excessive irritability and aggressiveness coupled with impulsiveness – You go from happy to angry in lightening speed over frivolous matter. You over react at the slightest thing and then you get very aggressive with the people who only minutes ago were your “friends”I liked reading your posts but in the past couple of weeks, I had to wonder if someone else was using your name. When two or more people have issues with you, it not about them it is about you. I bet you think you are being picked on but this is not the case, I admit, I don’t know you but I care about you as one human being to another and it won’t matter if you curse me out because my conscience will be clear. Please seek help.

# 113 | piyutra - you are quoting speculative comments and marketing spin, and not actual statistics. just wanted to make sure you know that. not saying they are wrong…yet. just pointing out those are not realtime stats you’re posting.sorry, but that’s just somewhat annoying to people who work with research of accurate facts and stats.

# 113 | piyutra - you are quoting speculative comments and marketing spin, and not actual statistics. just wanted to make sure you know that. not saying they are wrong…yet. just pointing out those are not realtime stats you’re posting.sorry, but that’s just somewhat annoying to people who work with research of accurate facts and stats.

# 164 | barry | June 24, 2006 10:30 AMMaybe because my English is poor so I don’t get your point!Anyway barry, don’t be too serious !OKAY…PEACE ;D

goodness….he’s so uhm uhm yummy….:)

Okay that comment from ebay is freaky. Boardering insane, if not just completly crazy.

DISCLAIMER: ALL FROM MY IMAGINATION. NOT REAL, JUST GOOD FUN. Just a little reminder where this story originally came from, it begun with the fanfic of Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck and Michael Vartan and whether Jen’s baby was really Ben or Michael’s. The baby Violet did turned out to be Ben, and the X and VV came into this story by way of MV thinking about sending a tip to the National Enquirer saying that the X is pregnant and the baby may not be not be Big Teddy Bear AKA VV, but someone else, Angelina Jolie’s Ex BBT, it was suppose to be a made-up story to get the tabs to not print the story about baby Violet, but it turned out that it wasn’t a lie after all. So my fellow BAMZS Fans sit back and enjoy. I hope you guys like it. I was struggling with it for a while, but tonight I had a lot of time on my hands, so here it is, the story about JA, VV and BBT.WHO IS THE X’S BABY DADDYPart 1: The X Meeting BBTThe X and her girlfriends all went out to dinner at Nobu, her main guy VV aka Big Teddy Bear was filming a movie in Ohio, so while the cat is away the mouse will play. After dinner she and her girlfriends(the usual suspects) went dancing at Club Rendezvous, a new and hip Club in LA, almost all the Stars goes there. They entered the Club and everyone turn to stare at them, well X said to us not them but me, after all I am the famous friend and America’s Sweetheart and the pity parties Queen. They found a table and sat down, then ordered a pitcher of tequila because they all know how I love my tequila. The table where they were seating was facing the entrance to the Club, the X looked up from her drink and who did she see that entered the Club but none other than BBT, the ex-husband of her worst enemy Angelina, it was at the time that she started to plan her revenge on Angelina and Brad; the X decided to approached him, although she did not know him that well; but she needs him, cause after all his ex-wife stole her husband and dismantle the Golden Couple of Hollywood and she wants to get the ***** and Brad back for destroying her perfect life; and the only person that can help her is the ex-husband Billy Bob, even though she said to herself that he is not attractive nor her type. The X left her girlfriends at the table and approached BBT.The X to Billy Bob “how are you”? Billy Bob responded to the X “hello, do I know you?” of course Billy Bob knew who she was but he just wanted to play with her; the X “well not personally but I know you heard of me, I am Jennifer Aniston, used to married to Brad Pitt but your Ex-wife stole him away from me ((((sniffles); Billy Bob to him, yeah right and I hope that manipulating ***** is not going to cry, she maybe able to manipulated the public but not me, but I will go along with her little game and see her far she is willing to go with it, so he said to her “well Jennifer, I don’t know about Angie stealing Brad away from you, from what I heard, you guys was more like friends than husband and wife, and he wanted kids and you did not, wasn’t you guys married for like 4 and half years and known each other for seven years. The man wanted kids and you did not give it to him, so he left you, plus I heard he was very unhappy, so you saying that Angie stole him from you its not true, you had a good man, but you did not know how to appreciate him; I should know I had a good woman in Angie and I fucked it up, and it was my own faults and nobody else’s, like its your faults that your marriage to Brad broke-up, so please stop blaming Angie, she is a good woman, a good mother and one hell of a good person, I would trust her with my life, plus she is still my friend and I don’t like it when people talk trash about her”. Jen thinking to herself what the hell wrong with all these men, they think that Angelina walk on water and she can’t do know wrong, they are all in love with her, even this stupid freaky ex-husband Billy Bob, well I am going to get my revenge on Angelina and Brad, just you wait and see. The X to Billy Bob “I did not mean to get you all upset or anything like that, I just wanted to come over and say hello and to tell you that I like your movies, you are such a great actor and so funny”; Billy Bob think to himself is this chick for real, but you know what I will play along with her, who knows I might even hit it tonight; Billy Bob to the X “so you really like my movies huh, well thank you, can I buy you a drink” the X ‘sure, that would be nice, I will have a Sex on the Beach please” X to herself, so far it is working, I know that I am in a relationship with VV aka Big Teddy Bear and he is a great guy but please he is no Brad Pitt, cause with Brad I was somebody, now I am just the woman that he left for AJ and even though I have the sympathy of the whole world, well almost the whole world, the need for my revenge against Angelina and Brad is to great for me to pass up, I hope that VV would understand that, because its not that I am going to sleep with Billy Bob anyway, we will have a few drinks and talk and hopefully I can get him drunk and pry some information off him about Angelina, something that is scandalous so I can send it The Post Chronicle and The National Ledger and even US Weekly because they are like all the other stupid people out there who still pity me and think am the victim; Billy Bob stood there watching the X and thinking to himself, she is up to something, she comes off as dumb as a bat but the look on her face right now is very calculating, if she wants to play then we will play, cause nobody plays the game better than me. So, they found a table in the corner of the Club and sat down with their drinks and start talking about their respective careers etc. It was almost 1:00am in the morning when the X’s friends came over to tell her that they were ready to leave, but she said that she wasn’t ready yet and that they can leave, one of them ask her “are you sure” the X reply “yes, I am sure, Billy Bob here is going to drive me home”, the friend was like “okay talk to you later” and off them went, leaving the X behind with Billy Bob. A couple of hours later, the X and Billy Bob was still in the corner drinking and talking, the X was drunk, but not drunk to the point that she did not know what was going on. Finally, Billy Bob said “I have to go, do you still want me to take you home”, the X replied “yes”, she gave him her address and they left the club. In the car, X thinking to herself I did not get any information for Billy Bob, even though he drank a lot, he wasn’t in anyway intoxicated, so I will have to find another way of getting the information out of him regarding Angelina, so maybe I could invite him inside when we get to my house for a night cap, so she asked him and he said “yes”, they drove up to her Malibu house and went inside together, what the X and Billy did not know was that a few paparazzi has following them from the Club to the X’s house and was hiding in the bushes. Inside the house, X said to Billy Bob, “do you want something to drink”, he answered “no” and said to himself, she wants something from me and I want something from her, I haven’t had sex in a month, so maybe I can make a deal with her, I will give her the information she so desperately want on Angie and in return she will have sex with me; Billy Bob to the X, “so what do you really want from me Jen, and don’t say anything cause I know you want some dirt on Angie so you can send it to the media and smear her name again”, X said to herself, damn, double damn he figure me out, well then its best if I come clean, the X to Billy Bob “okay fine, I will tell you the truth I saw you at the Club and I thought that I could use you to get some information about AJ, so there you have it” so Billy Bob said to the X “okay I will give you whatever information you want about Angie, but first you will have sex with me” the X, “what the ****, no way in hell am I having sex with you, I am a good girl, I am America’s Sweetheart, I am the girl next door, and I don’t find you remotely attractive, you are a freak just like AJ”, well Billy Bob said “I guess you are going to have the get the dirt you are looking for about Angie for some place else”, X thinking to herself, damn I need that information, I need to make that ***** look bad, because it seems that the public is already forgetting that she stole Brad from me, she has so many fans all over the world and there is a Site on the Internet that is basically runs by her fans, it called JustJared, her fans are constantly there talking about her and her perfect little family, they are constantly defending her and Brad, while on the other hand, my stupid fans can’t do anything right, they don’t defend me like her fans defends her, all my fans talk about is how they love me blah blah blah, I need the public on my side again, and if I have to sleep with this freak than so be it. X to Billy Bob, “fine I will have sex with you, but no one must never know, this will be our little secret, do you understand me”, Billy grinning like a fool replied “sure Jen whatever you said, my lips are sealed, it will be our dirty little secret”. The X and Billy Bob enter her bedroom and close the door. To be continue…

Thanks AG

DISCLAIMER: ALL FROM MY IMAGINATION. NOT REAL, JUST GOOD FUN.WHO IS THE X’S BABY DADDYPart 3It has been three days since the X slept with Billy Bob, and things are beginning to get very bad for the X, not only is there pictures out there with Billy Bob leaving her house at 6:00am on a Saturday morning, but Big Teddy Bear is about to come home after filming a movie in Ohio for the past 4 months; and there is a chance that she might be pregnant.X is seating on her balcony over looking the Pacific Ocean and thinking about the mess she got herself into and how she is going to get out of it, she know that no one knows about her and Billy Bob (that’s what she thinks), so she don’t have to worry about that coming out (if only she knows lol). X was thinking that if she is pregnant, she will just tell everybody that the baby is VV, even though he been gone for four months, they visited each other all the times in between filming breaks, so no one can question whether the child is his or not, so you see she tells yourself, I have nothing to worry about.Meanwhile across town in a hotel room on Sunset Boulevard, Simon and Theo, the paps who took the pictures of Billy Bob leaving the X’s house are thinking about who they want to sell the pictures too, they know they can get a lot of money for the pictures, they thought about blackmailing the X with the pictures, but then they dismiss that idea, they figure that it is best to sell it to a tabloid magazine and just not any tabloid magazine, they decided to call Bonnie Fuller from the Star Magazine, she is the chief editor over there, and we all know how much the X hates her, and they know how much of a bulldog Bonnie is, and that she will spin this story for all it worth. Simon called Bonnie and told her all about the pictures and how much they want for it, and since it is a major coupe because we are talking about the X here, America’s Sweetheart, the asking price was 1 millions dollar, Bonnie to Simon “that is a lot of money for some pictures, that do not show anything bad”, Simon to Bonnie “lady don’t you know that a picture is word a thousand words, all people need to see is Billy Bob leaving the house of JA, the ex-wife of Brad Pitt; and that they spent the together after hooking up at Nobu, this is a big story, if you don’t want it I will call Mike Walker from the National Enquirer, I am sure he will be very interest; Bonnie Fuller, “don’t call Wallace, I want those pictures and I want them now, the money is no problem, this is going to be the biggest exclusive in a long long time and I want it, how soon can you get the pictures over to my office”, Simon, :I can have them over there by the end of the day”, Bonnie, “good, good, today is Tuesday, and we can have it on the Newstand by Thursday”, Simon “okay then”. Simon to Theo “Star Magazine is going to buy the pictures from us, so lets get it over there right now” Meanwhile in Beverly Hills, Billy Bob is thinking about what happened with the X and if he should call Angie and let her and Brad know that the X is trying to dig up information on Angie. Billy Bob did not want to upset Angie and Brad, but he wants them to know what is going on. So after thinking about it, he decided to call Angie, the phone ringing over at the Jolie-Pitts’ house, Angie is just finishing up nursing Shiloh, and Brad is playing with Madd and Z, since Angie was closer to the phone she asked it, Angie: Hello, oh hi Billy Bob, how are you?, yes we are all fine, so what going on with you? Billy Bob: well you won’t believe who I ran into a couple nights ago at Nobu. Angie: who; Billy Bob: the X, she came up to me and started talking to me, apparently she is looking for dirt on you and she thinks that I can provide her with it; Angie: that chick is crazy, my life is a open book, I don’t have any deep dark secrets, she is wasting her time, trying to find dirt on me. I just wish that she would just get on with her life, its has been almost two years, Brad and I are happy, we have a great life and we have great kids, we just don’t live in the past, we have moved on, I just wish the X would do the same, Brad and I thought she did with VV, but apparently not, since she still obsesses about us, thanks for calling Billy Bob and letting us know. Billy Bob to Angie “don’t hang up I have something else to tell you, you see I took the X home, to her house after and we slept together”, the silence on the other line was deafening and then all of a certain loud laughing and laughing was heard through the phone, Brad stopped playing with the kids and look at Angie to find out why she was laughing so hard, Angie cannot control herself, she told Billy Bob that she will talk to him later, for she was so eager to tell Brad. Angie got off the phone and said to Brad, no beating around the bushes “your ex-wife just slept with Billy Bob two days ago, can you believe that”, Brad stunned and speechless, can only shake his head for a couple minutes, he then said to Angie, “are you shitting me, is this for real” Angie “yes Billy Bob just told me, apparently she slept with him , thinking he is going to give her information on me, what a ******* dumb *****” Angie continue to laugh so hard tears is running down on face, Brad still in a state of shock, started laughing as well. Brad said to Angie “can you imagine if this gets out, her adorable public would hate her and she would be the laughingstock of Hollywood, babe, you know what, I won’t feel sorry for her at all, all the **** she put us through, all the lies that she told about me and about us, whatever she gets she deserved, I just want a front seat to watch it all” Angie said to Brad “me too baby, me too, I can’t wait to see how this ***** explain this **** to her adorable public and VV” and then they start laughing again.Meanwhile X is at home, she has no idea that her secret night with Billy Bob is about to hit the fan big time and that everything is about to change forever. The Exclusive from Star Magazine with hit the Newsstand in 2 days, and Big Teddy Bear, is coming home from Ohio(he just wrapped up his latest film) tomorrow. The Exclusive from Star Magazine will be title:EXCLUSIVE: IS JENNIFER ANISTON HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH BILLY BOB THORTON? PICTURES WAS TAKEN OF BILLY BOB THORNTON LEAVING THE HOUSE OF AMERICA’S SWEETHEART JENNIFER ANISTON AT 6:00AM ON SATURDAY MORNING.To be continue…..I will try and update soon because I want to bring this story to an end

# 176 | Alexanderina …uh oh….the X had done it!!! lol….so desperate and pathetic….and she’s prego with BBT’s child….maybe the baby will be beautiful per Lainey’s gorgessity theory….2 fugs parents = gorgeous baby….i can’t also wait for the bomb/scandal to explode/spread…."X sleeping w/ BBT and now pregnant"…lol

176 | Alexanderina - will be a huge scandal.. let see what her fans will say.. cant wait for the next chapter.