Brad Pitt in Bed

#150 anon, why are people talking about the pics posted by JJ on the set of Babel, those were old photoshoot for his Edwin Jeans commercial!!! There is a new pic of B& A at a baby shower that we are talking about.

She didn’t pull a Demi Moore on the cover of Vanity Fair, but Angelina Jolie did pose nude during her pregnancy, a published report claims. The sexy new mom reportedly used renowned portrait artist Don Bachardy, 72, of Santa Monica, says an insider close to the painter.Life & Style reports in this week’s edition that the sexy new mom knew of the artist’s work through her dad and the insider says the artist believes, "She’s one of the most elegant celebrities in the world - ever."I’m certain he’s joined in that opinion my many of Angelina’s fans.***The artist - of course - had to fly to France and Africa to capture Jolie’s beauty on canvas, Life & Style reports."Angie knew of Don’s work through her dad, Jon Voight," says the insider. "Don was so excited to get her call. She flew him to meet her in France and Africa."A friend of the artist, Sue Hodson of the Huntington Library, Art Collections and Botanical Gardens in San Marino, Calif., confirms to Life & Style that Bachardy did the work with Jolie - but she says it’s been kept secret."Angelina Jolie has asked him not to talk about or show the portraits," Hodson says.***Wild speculation - they will be a gift for Brad. Perhaps he received them as a Father’s Day present.

#155 kettle meets pot?LMAO! Thank you whoever you are ;)Someone very perceptive, for sure.

OK, you’re on. But I think Scarlett would have to lose a bit of weight because Brad seems to like skinny limbs. And I think after AJ he would return to the wholesome image and Scarlett seems a little unstable. Jessica Alba, however, appears like goody two shoes — no tattoos and no attention-seeking behavior, which would be a good rebound, so my money’s on her. Plus, I can see her ooh-ing and aah-ing over Shiloh when Brad has her for joint or full custody. # 116 | Snooze Sounds like I may need to do a little more background checking on my girl Scarlett before we lay down $. Scarlett came to mind because according to some of his fans, Brad could not and should not be expected to just pass up puffy lips under any circumstances. And Scarlett’s lips are now the most sought after in h-wood, as confirmed by plastic surgeons nationwide–so it seemed like a good bet until you reminded me she’s a big-boned girl. (hey, I considered Li-Lo for a sec, but uncertain if she would get all that into Brad. Brangelina maybe, but Brad only-doubtful.) So you’re right …more likely Jessica than Scarlett. And this will be more fun if we don’t bet the same pony. So when I stop by Barnes & Noble, I’ll check out a few tabloids and get back to you with my dark horse bet by tomorrow. Meantime continue enjoying your week-end. And BTW -here’s another bet we probably agree on–I mean, can you believe there’s even room for debate about whose got guts in a celebrity blog? lol

# 156 | PotsPansKettles? awww….how sweet, another group hug in cyberspace. Call me kinky, but I like to be in the same room with my peeps.

# 113 | piyutra - you are quoting speculative comments and marketing spin, and not actual statistics. just wanted to make sure you know that. not saying they are wrong…yet. just pointing out those are not realtime stats you’re posting.sorry, but that’s just somewhat annoying to people who work with research of accurate facts and stats.

# 113 | piyutra - you are quoting speculative comments and marketing spin, and not actual statistics. just wanted to make sure you know that. not saying they are wrong…yet. just pointing out those are not realtime stats you’re posting.sorry, but that’s just somewhat annoying to people who work with research of accurate facts and stats.

# 159 | put your lids on Lol….You completely missed the point. Why doesn’t it surprise me?

LMAO, this board is funnier than ever. The concerned friend- PT maybe? I see you really take care of recording every step I make. How sweet..No need to be concerned with me dear, you just described yourself very well. How are your other personalities? Did you retire them already?How is your ao? hmm?? ;) or lmao??

LUV YAH BRAD! I ADMIRE ANGIE!

Sorry if this has been posted or is in the wrong area..i am new here and trying to figure out the bd..A and B got their pics back!!http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=6638

DISCLAIMER: ALL FROM MY IMAGINATION. NOT REAL, JUST GOOD FUN. WHO IS THE X’S BABY DADDYPart 2: The Morning After She Slept with Billy BobX woke up all groggily with a man hand lying across her waist, when she open her eyes and saw who it was she screamed and screamed and closed her eyes again, X to herself please dear God tell that I am dreaming, please tell me that this is not real, that if I open my eyes again this will only be a dream and that I am not seeing Billy Bob sleeping in my bed and that whatever I think I saw will just disappeared; X open her eyes again and it did not disappeared like she wish, it was all real, Billy Boy, Angelina’s ex-husband is sleeping soundly in my bed, the bed that I share with Big Teddy Bear(VV). X quietly slipped out of the bed and when into the bathroom and locked herself in, she looks in the mirror and saw a big red hickey on her breast and she start crying and freaking out, X talking to herself, “no I did not sleep with that Billy Bob, it got to be a dream, oh my gosh, my life, my reputation as America’s Sweetheart and as the Girl Next Door will be ruin”, she has to get Billy Bob out of her house before anyone sees him, thank god that today is the cleaning lady day off. X went back into the bedroom to wake Billy Bob up she wants him gone from her house as soon as possible; X starts yelling “Billy Bob, get your ass out of my bed and out of my house right now, I can’t believe that you took advantage of me like that you pig”; Billy Bob slowly coming awake, “woman shut the **** up you sound like a old hag, and lets get something straight right away, I did not take advantage of you, its the other way around, you started all this, by trying to use me to in order to obtain information about Angelina, and we had a deal, I will give you the information on Angie, if you sleep with me, and you sweetheart took the deal, you **** a man you hardly know, you pimped yourself out for information, I wonder what your adorable public would think of you now huh, you Miss Perfect America’s Sweetheart, who can do no wrong, ******* a man you hardly know” Billy Bob laughing out loud. X is fuming, “who the **** do you think you are, talking to me like that, don’t you know who I am”, Billy Bob “ of course I know who you are, you are the worst **** I ever had, no wonder Brad Pitt left your ass”; X to Billy Bob, “just get your stuff and get out of my house before I call the cops”, laughing Billy Bob to X “ and tell them what, that you pimped yourself out for information, the information you still did not get, real smooth darling, do you want me to dial 911 for you” laughing. The X stomped out of her bedroom and went into the kitchen waiting for Billy Bob to come downstairs, so he can give her the information on Angie he had promised and to tell him one more time to get the hell out of her house. Billy Bob walking down the stairs whistling and smiling to himself, that ***** is not getting any information from me about Angie, she tried to play me and she got played, you should never try and play a player and I am one of the best player in Hollywood; he enter the kitchen and saw X pacing back and forth, he said to her “well its been fun, thank you for an eventful night but I am off, wouldn’t want the paparazzi or your neighbors to see me leaving your house at 6:00am in the morning, wouldn’t want to tarnish your perfect reputation and you know how news spread in Hollywood” laughing as he walk to the front door; the X scrambling behind Billy Bob and shouting at him as he walk to the door, “you can’t leave yet you haven’t given me the information on Angie yet”, Billy Bob to the X “did you actually believe I was going to give you any information on Angie?, how stupid do you think I am, c’mon Jen, Angie is one of my best friend, she never done anything bad to me, why would I want to give you any information on her, so you can use it to hurt her in the media, sorry sweetheart no can do, you will have to find your information someplace else”, the X went ballistic, “what the ****, you can’t do this to me, you promise me that if I sleep with you, then you will give me the information, a promise is a promise, you cannot break it, I want you to give me that ******* information on Angie right now or else…”, Billy Bob laughing out loud, “or what Jen, what are you going to do, call the cops or call your friends and tell them what, that you slept with me to obtain information on Angie and now I won’t give it to you, sweetheart there is nothing you can do, you got played and hear this I will never betray Angie not to you or to anybody else, and one more thing, don’t **** with Angelina, if anything happened to her I know where to look” as Billy Bob starts walking toward the door, X starts crying and thinking to herself how did I get myself into this situation all I wanted to do when to get revenge on that Angelina for stealing my husband, and now I went I sleep with that disgusting Billy Bob, well thank God, no one will know what I did, cause I am sure that he is not going to tell anybody because I will denied it until hell freezes over and I am America’s Sweetheart and everybody believes and trust me and it would be my word against his; as the X starts feeling better about herself, she realized that that they did not used a condom and it was a bad time of the month for her, the X starts to cry again, because she knows that she cannot get pregnant, she is not mother material and Big Teddy Bear(VV) said he wasn’t ready to be a father, the X continues to cry for she did not know what to do and she is afraid that she is going to lose Big Teddy if she ends up pregnant, but she pulls herself together and told herself that she will deal with it when the time comes, because she may just be worrying for nothing. In the mean time, while leaving the X’s house, Billy Bob was sported by the paparazzi and was snapped looking all haggard and tousled like he just got out of bed, however, he did not noticed the paparazzi hiding in the bush taking pictures of him, and even if he did, he would not have care; one of the pap guy, Simon said to his partner Theo, “this is big, do you know how much money we can get for these pictures and the implications behind them, man we are going to be rich”, they both smile at each other, cause they know that this is BIG NEWS, THE BIGGEST NEWS TO HIT HOLLYWOOD SINCE THE X WAS DUMPED BY BRAD PITT.To Be Continue….

The fanfic that started it allJennifer Garner telling Ben Affleck that Baby Violet may not be his(this is not real)JG: Ben, honey I have something to tell you.BA: What is it honey?JG: (((sniffles/crying)))), ahhh oh I can’t do it, oh Ben I love you so much and this is so bad.BA: Come on honey bee, tell me it can’t be that bad, come on, this is me Bennie, the man who loves you will all his heart. So, are you pregnant again, is that it?JG: No honey am not pregnant, but what I have to tell is so bad, it will break your gheart.BA: Come on honey, tell me what it is that is upsetting you so muchJG: Okay, remember when we break up a while back for about a month or so.BA: Yes, I remember that, that was very hard for meJG: Well during our separation I kind of slept with Michael Vartan.BA: What do you mean, you kind of slept with him, its either you did or you didn’t, so which one it is?JG: ((((sniffles)))), okay I slept with him and its around the same time that I conceive Violet. BA: What? Hold up there a second, are you telling me that baby Violet is not my daughter, is that it?JG: Yes Ben, baby Violet may not be yours, she could be Michael Vartan’s.BA: WTF, how can you do this to me Jennifer, all this time you led me to believe that the baby was mine, you got my family involved and now you are saying that Violet is not mine. Who else knows about this?JG: Well the National Enquirer, the Post Chronicle and the National Ledger, I don’t know how they found out but they did and now they are blackmailing me, they are threatening to go public. What should we do Ben?BA: These are the same trashy tabliods that are always trashing Brad and Angelina, and isn’t the NE was the one that came out with a story saying that Brad was not the father of Angelina’s baby but Jonny Lee Miller. Those people need to be shot, because any idiot could see that the baby is Brad’s. I can’t believe that Violet may not be not mine and that you have been lying to me all this time. I am hurt and disappointed in you Jennifer Anyway we have bigger fish to fry, we have to may sure that this news don’t go public JG: What can we do?BA: You have to talk to Michael Vartan and tell him the truth.JG: (((sniffles))) okay.Jennifer calling Michael VartanJG: Hi Michael, this is Jennifer, you know Jennifer your former girlfriend and co-stars from AliasMV: I know who you are Jennifer, what do you want?JG: I have something important to tell you, remember when we slept together all those months agoMV: Yes, I remembered that night, what is going on JenniferJG: Well, it was around that time that I got pregnant with baby Violet, what I am trying to say is that the baby may be yours Michael MV: Are you freaking kidding me Jennifer? WTF are you talking about, that baby is not mine.JG: It could be yours, you was the only one I slept with after my mini break-up with BenMV: I don’t want to be a father Jennifer. I am not ready. I don’t know what to do with a baby. I can’t take responsibility for this baby.JG: Well its to late for that, the baby is already here and she might be yours. But if you don’t want to be involve with her, maybe you can just waive your paternity rights to her.MV: That is a good idea, I will do that, but Jennifer can we keep this between the three of us, me, you and Ben.JG: Oh Michael, we are not the only ones that know. The Post Chronicle, The National Ledger and The National Enquirer knows as well.MV: What? I swear someone need to do something to these three tabloid Rags, they are full of bullshit stories. But I think there a way I can throw them a bone to get them off usJG: What?MV: I heard for a reliable source that a certain famous X is pregnant but that the baby is not her current boyfriend Big Teddy Bear, but the Billy Bob Thorton, the ex of Angelina Jolie. I heard that they met once night in a bar, she was drinking and smoking like always and then they slept together, now she is passing the baby off as Big Teddy Bear. This is going to shake the foundation of Hollywood, because everybody think she is America’s Sweetheart and they all feel sorry for her when she went thru that divorce, now they will see her what she really is a coniviing witch. This story is big and people would want to know, and I think this story will make them forget all about us.JG: Well I hope you right, whoa who would have ever thought that the X would behave in such manner, I guess you just never know about people.MV: Yep, you never know. Anyway Jennifer, I really don’t want to be a father, so I am willing to give up all my parental rights to the baby , but don’t you think that you should get a paternity test first just in case this baby is Ben’s and not mineJG: You are right I never thought about that. Let me talk to Ben and I will get back to you.Jennifer and Ben talkingJG: Ben, I think we should take a paternity test, because there is a chance that the baby could be yours. Because when I slept with Michael, you and I got back together the next week and we did sleep together that week.BA: Okay that is a good idea, lets do it.Three weeks later, Jennifer and Ben received a called from the hospital with the test resultsJG: Hello Doctor Miller, the test results is back, that is good, what is the results. OMG, that is wonderful. Thank you doctor Miller.BA: What is the results? Is Violet mine?JG: Yes honey, baby Violet is all yours ((((crying and smiling))))BA: Thank you God (((crying and smiling)))).JG: We have to tell MichaelBA: Okay, you do it.Jennifer calling Michael VartanJG: Hi Michael, the paternity test came back and the baby is not yours, she is Ben’s.MV: (((((YES))))) Thanks for letting me know Jennifer and I hope this did not cause to much trouble between you and Ben,.JG: We are going to be okay. But something should be done about those tabs out there.MV: Good bye Jennifer.couple hours later Ben and Jennifer talkingBA: I am so glad that baby Violet is mine?JG: So am I. I am sorry for what I put you thru.BA: Don’t worry baby, we were broken up at the time, but I wished you had told me back then, but all is well now and we should put this behind us.JG: But what about the Post Chronicle, National Ledger and National Enquirer, they will print this story.BA: There is no story to print and if they print these pack of lies I would sue all their asses off. But I think they have bigger fish to fry now. I just heard a story breaking on CNN about a certain famous X and her current boyfriend Big Teddy Bear, something about a baby and that the baby is not Big Teddy Bear but someone else, this is going to be big news for a while, cause you know that everybody put the X on a pedestal and they think that she can’t do no wrong, but how the might has fallen, karma is a ***** isn’t it.JG: Yes it is. I am so happy Ben. Thank you for loving me.