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Brad Pitt in Bed

Brad Pitt in Bed

One more thread before the weekend’s up!  People magazine reportedly pulled in an extra $2 million in additional revenue for its cover picture of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s baby Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, for which it reportedly paid over $4 million. They sold at least 2.3 million copies on the newsstands, which is 800K more than usual.

In extra weird (and fake) news, a genuine baby Shiloh diaper containing actual poop is listed on eBay.  The current high bid is $348,000 and here’s what the freak bidder had to say: "I’ve already built a glass case with a stand and spotlights and everything, so that the diaper of the child of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will be unmistakably, right there. I’ve sold my car, pawned my flatscreen TV and mortgaged my house to win the auction this diaper will be mine!"

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Alexanderina @ 08/11/2006 at 11:20 pm

DISCLAIMER: ALL FROM MY IMAGINATION. NOT REAL, JUST GOOD FUN.WHO IS THE X’S BABY DADDYPart 3It has been three days since the X slept with Billy Bob, and things are beginning to get very bad for the X, not only is there pictures out there with Billy Bob leaving her house at 6:00am on a Saturday morning, but Big Teddy Bear is about to come home after filming a movie in Ohio for the past 4 months; and there is a chance that she might be pregnant.X is seating on her balcony over looking the Pacific Ocean and thinking about the mess she got herself into and how she is going to get out of it, she know that no one knows about her and Billy Bob (that’s what she thinks), so she don’t have to worry about that coming out (if only she knows lol). X was thinking that if she is pregnant, she will just tell everybody that the baby is VV, even though he been gone for four months, they visited each other all the times in between filming breaks, so no one can question whether the child is his or not, so you see she tells yourself, I have nothing to worry about.Meanwhile across town in a hotel room on Sunset Boulevard, Simon and Theo, the paps who took the pictures of Billy Bob leaving the X’s house are thinking about who they want to sell the pictures too, they know they can get a lot of money for the pictures, they thought about blackmailing the X with the pictures, but then they dismiss that idea, they figure that it is best to sell it to a tabloid magazine and just not any tabloid magazine, they decided to call Bonnie Fuller from the Star Magazine, she is the chief editor over there, and we all know how much the X hates her, and they know how much of a bulldog Bonnie is, and that she will spin this story for all it worth. Simon called Bonnie and told her all about the pictures and how much they want for it, and since it is a major coupe because we are talking about the X here, America’s Sweetheart, the asking price was 1 millions dollar, Bonnie to Simon “that is a lot of money for some pictures, that do not show anything bad”, Simon to Bonnie “lady don’t you know that a picture is word a thousand words, all people need to see is Billy Bob leaving the house of JA, the ex-wife of Brad Pitt; and that they spent the together after hooking up at Nobu, this is a big story, if you don’t want it I will call Mike Walker from the National Enquirer, I am sure he will be very interest; Bonnie Fuller, “don’t call Wallace, I want those pictures and I want them now, the money is no problem, this is going to be the biggest exclusive in a long long time and I want it, how soon can you get the pictures over to my office”, Simon, :I can have them over there by the end of the day”, Bonnie, “good, good, today is Tuesday, and we can have it on the Newstand by Thursday”, Simon “okay then”. Simon to Theo “Star Magazine is going to buy the pictures from us, so lets get it over there right now” Meanwhile in Beverly Hills, Billy Bob is thinking about what happened with the X and if he should call Angie and let her and Brad know that the X is trying to dig up information on Angie. Billy Bob did not want to upset Angie and Brad, but he wants them to know what is going on. So after thinking about it, he decided to call Angie, the phone ringing over at the Jolie-Pitts’ house, Angie is just finishing up nursing Shiloh, and Brad is playing with Madd and Z, since Angie was closer to the phone she asked it, Angie: Hello, oh hi Billy Bob, how are you?, yes we are all fine, so what going on with you? Billy Bob: well you won’t believe who I ran into a couple nights ago at Nobu. Angie: who; Billy Bob: the X, she came up to me and started talking to me, apparently she is looking for dirt on you and she thinks that I can provide her with it; Angie: that chick is crazy, my life is a open book, I don’t have any deep dark secrets, she is wasting her time, trying to find dirt on me. I just wish that she would just get on with her life, its has been almost two years, Brad and I are happy, we have a great life and we have great kids, we just don’t live in the past, we have moved on, I just wish the X would do the same, Brad and I thought she did with VV, but apparently not, since she still obsesses about us, thanks for calling Billy Bob and letting us know. Billy Bob to Angie “don’t hang up I have something else to tell you, you see I took the X home, to her house after and we slept together”, the silence on the other line was deafening and then all of a certain loud laughing and laughing was heard through the phone, Brad stopped playing with the kids and look at Angie to find out why she was laughing so hard, Angie cannot control herself, she told Billy Bob that she will talk to him later, for she was so eager to tell Brad. Angie got off the phone and said to Brad, no beating around the bushes “your ex-wife just slept with Billy Bob two days ago, can you believe that”, Brad stunned and speechless, can only shake his head for a couple minutes, he then said to Angie, “are you shitting me, is this for real” Angie “yes Billy Bob just told me, apparently she slept with him , thinking he is going to give her information on me, what a ******* dumb *****” Angie continue to laugh so hard tears is running down on face, Brad still in a state of shock, started laughing as well. Brad said to Angie “can you imagine if this gets out, her adorable public would hate her and she would be the laughingstock of Hollywood, babe, you know what, I won’t feel sorry for her at all, all the **** she put us through, all the lies that she told about me and about us, whatever she gets she deserved, I just want a front seat to watch it all” Angie said to Brad “me too baby, me too, I can’t wait to see how this ***** explain this **** to her adorable public and VV” and then they start laughing again.Meanwhile X is at home, she has no idea that her secret night with Billy Bob is about to hit the fan big time and that everything is about to change forever. The Exclusive from Star Magazine with hit the Newsstand in 2 days, and Big Teddy Bear, is coming home from Ohio(he just wrapped up his latest film) tomorrow. The Exclusive from Star Magazine will be title:EXCLUSIVE: IS JENNIFER ANISTON HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH BILLY BOB THORTON? PICTURES WAS TAKEN OF BILLY BOB THORNTON LEAVING THE HOUSE OF AMERICA’S SWEETHEART JENNIFER ANISTON AT 6:00AM ON SATURDAY MORNING.To be continue…..I will try and update soon because I want to bring this story to an end

# 176 | Alexanderina lol thanks for the update!!! LMAO @ this: we slept together”, the silence on the other line was deafening and then all of a certain loud laughing and laughing was heard through the phone,oooh i truly cannot wait for the next update—the NATIONWIDE BOMBSHELL..ok probably not nationwide ;)

# 176 | Alexanderina …uh oh….the X had done it!!! lol….so desperate and pathetic….and she’s prego with BBT’s child….maybe the baby will be beautiful per Lainey’s gorgessity theory….2 fugs parents = gorgeous baby….i can’t also wait for the bomb/scandal to explode/spread…."X sleeping w/ BBT and now pregnant"…lol

Original Curious @ 08/12/2006 at 1:06 pm

OH! This is going to be SOOOOO good **rubbing hands together** I can’t wait for the shite to hit the fan! Thanks!!

Missouri Fan @ 08/13/2006 at 6:03 pm

176 | Alexanderina - will be a huge scandal.. let see what her fans will say.. cant wait for the next chapter.

Amber Voight @ 09/04/2007 at 11:10 pm

Wow, is this official? Or did he know he was being photographed in bed?

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