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A salesman faces trial for forging a labour card by pasting Hollywood actor Brad Pitt’s photo on it and an Arabic name.
The 29-year-old Jordanian, T.H., said he did not know whose photo it was he had downloaded from the internet. The Dubai Public Prosecution charged him with forgery, using a fake document and trying to embezzle Dh82,600 from a money exchange house in collaboration with his brother H.H., who works there as a teller.
An informant told police that T.H. was planning to collect the money in collaboration with his brother. Police arrested T.H. from a mall in Ghusais. In his statement to the police, he said his brother had informed him about the money which had not been collected. He confessed that he forged the card with Brad Pitt’s picture from a website.
A website, eh? Do you think T.H. took Brad Pitt’s picture from JustJared.com? I betcha he did. I betcha! I betcha! I betcha! And yes, Brad Pitt’s Driver’s License is a total fake if the name "Usama Bin Mohammed Bin Laden" printed on the card didn’t give it away… Thanks to Grace for the heads up!
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I WAS THINKING THE SAME TOO!!!# 289 | JO ++++++++++Oh, my God! This is like so totally awesome and amazing everybody! WE’RE BOTH PSYCHIC! I just KNEW your were going to say that!
I think it’s a great idea. I was really upset when I heard about what the crazies at FemaleFirst were doing with Rica’s fics. That’s why I dont post any of my stuff on JJ anyone can have access to them and steal your workd. About the languege. Girl we do not care. We proud ourselves on not being censored. Say what you want as long as you’re not attacking anyone on the board.
# 298 | gitane ROTFLMAO. True dat.
# 302 | BluMystique Ah, cool. In that case, I’ll move my stuff over there! I need to e-mail Guli first and talk to her about it. We collaborated and brainstormed on some stuff and some of my things don’t make sense unless you’ve read Guli’s pieces, too. I think I "borrowed" from Estelle, too, so hopefully when she gets back from dinner she’ll weigh in on the subject, too.
# 301 | Passing ThroughNO ENTIENDO NADA NETA OSEA HABLKAN MUY RARO OSEA QUIERES DECIR QUE ANGIE SOLO ESTA CON BRAD X LOS NIÑOS Y NO PORQUE LO QUIERA TE HABLO EN ESPAÑOL AVER SI ASI ME ENTIENDES
# 302 | BluMystique lol sorry my comment was ment for Passing Through
# 302 | BluMystiquei’ve been giving some thought to going strictly EA fic-wise. most of the folks here who read mine are members there. plus, i have the privilege of editing, enhancing, revising. i haven’t totally decided yet. but i’m getting close.
well bamzs fans good night! im going to sleep lol angie 4 ever angie is a great and amazing women! wish her the best and 4 bamzs! too!!angie the best! wish u the best angie!!angie 4 life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
# 304 | Passing ThroughOk that’s great. post whenever you’re ready :D# 307 | gitaneThat’s a good idea. The EA is private and unless you have access to board you wont be able to find it online :D.. we made sure not to submit our URL to any search engines. People could Google us to the end of the earth and wont find us unless we give the URL and you have to have an acct to be able to access our fics anyways so no prying eyes and no trools can come and sneak up on us and steal work and say dumb ass **** and stuff. I think JJ is great to post stories but then you have to deal with all of the bullshit
Hi… Iam new here, and just wanted to say that I am enjoying reading ya’ll’s posts. I am a refugee from a Stevie Nicks/Lindsey Buckingham board, and I am a big fan of AJ & BP. Stevie and AJ have alot of parallels, btw. I never thought they would get together, that took me by surprise, but now that they have, they seem to be dragging the whole planet along for the ride. I used to write Stevie/Lindsey fanfic, and I have caught a few chapters of the ones ya’ll have written here. Let me say, it is wonderful. Anyway, I just wanted to delurk and say hi.
# 309 | BluMystiqueoh, i don’t mind the bullshit! my creative writing teacher was the anti-christ. i can handle all kinds of criticism. i can dish it out, too. i do mind posting in two different places to basically the same readers. so i figured i should save myself early carpal tunnel and only post on EA.
# 305 | JO————-¿el pozo i entiende pero porqué hace u hace preguntas tan estúpidas y tontas? ¿el alfilerillo ama el angie es blinde de u?? va la mirada en una foto del angie y el alfilerillo y u verán que el angie de la respuesta es un i wish grande y asombroso de las mujeres ella el mejor well i have to go now byeangie 4 life!!
Ya’ll had some links posted earlier to fanfics and now they are gone… boohoo.. I have learned how to find them here, though, lol… you ladies are good at hiding them! As for haters and hateration, I am used to that. We had to deal with the same thing on the Fleetwood Mac Boards…. we have our own private groups where we can talk unassaulted by the meanies.It is funny, I am normally not a start struck person, but BP and AJ have sucked me into some kind of vortex, I guess! haha!!
# 289 | JO I don’t know if you’re serious or kidding but most of usknow that PT was yanking your chain. LOL
# 310 | dragonflyhello! thanks for de-lurking with your very nice post. we were all lurkers once. and then one day you jump into a conversation and you’re hooked!
# 310 | dragonfly Welcome dragonfly.Long live the Jolie-Pitts!
#301 / Passing ThroughLmao…you’re killing me.What?! You’re moving to EA? Awww…come on…I don’t have access to EA. How do I become a member?
# 312 | ((chanel))brava chanel!
Aw, thank ya’ll! I am a total romantic, and I am rooting for BP and AJ all the way! I think they have really opened each other up. I love they way Angie is now so smiling and happy, and how Ann Curry pointed out she wans’t that angry girl anymore. That was when I was hopelessly hooked!
gitane - please don’t stop posting the fanfics here. i love reading your fanfics along with all the other ones that regulars here write. I’m not a member of EA. I mostly lurk and sometimes post, but I would hate to miss out on your fanfics.
# 313 | dragonflywe did a poll a couple of threads ago. most of us regulars started out the same way–completely uninterested in celebs until the supernova that is brangelina overtook our imaginations. i’ve learned to live with it. they’re more than pretty faces so it’s all good!
gitane, that’s good to know, because sometimes it makes you wonder why you care about some person you don;t even know. Anyhoo, I am glad they got their pictures back, and this fake license on this thread is just hilarious! It also says "eye color" is brown! haha!! BP only has the most famous set of baby blues since Sinatra.
lol I feel you about posting to different sites with the same readers. It’s get retarded after a while. lol. But I only post my dirtier stuff strictly at EA.. the others I post to only the 2 brangelina boards that I’m a part off.
# 320 | pleasei’m still thinking about it. i haven’t decided yet. but i will most certainly take your plea into consideration. and thanks for reading my stories. i’m glad that you enjoy them.
EA-PostingsAs a member and reader of EA Fics I think this is a superb idea. I wouldn’t feel so guilty about not getting around and reading everyone’s fic. The fics are great but their scattered throughout multiple threads and it’s very hard to keep track of them. If their all on EA I wouldn’t have any problems in reading them in order. # 317 | African GirlI’m sure Blu will give you a special membership. I’d like to see you fics there too!
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