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Brad Pitt's Driver's License

Brad Pitt's Driver's License

A salesman faces trial for forging a labour card by pasting Hollywood actor Brad Pitt’s photo on it and an Arabic name.

The 29-year-old Jordanian, T.H., said he did not know whose photo it was he had downloaded from the internet. The Dubai Public Prosecution charged him with forgery, using a fake document and trying to embezzle Dh82,600 from a money exchange house in collaboration with his brother H.H., who works there as a teller.

An informant told police that T.H. was planning to collect the money in collaboration with his brother. Police arrested T.H. from a mall in Ghusais. In his statement to the police, he said his brother had informed him about the money which had not been collected. He confessed that he forged the card with Brad Pitt’s picture from a website.

A website, eh?  Do you think T.H. took Brad Pitt’s picture from JustJared.com?  I betcha he did.  I betcha! I betcha! I betcha!  And yes, Brad Pitt’s Driver’s License is a total fake if the name "Usama Bin Mohammed Bin Laden" printed on the card didn’t give it away…  Thanks to Grace for the heads up!

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Press Man @ 06/29/2006 at 9:44 am

JOLIE AND PITT BABY SHOWER PICTURES RETURNED ANGELINA JOLIE and BRAD PITT’s baby shower pictures have been returned after police in California arrested a suspected culprit. Photos of the party the couple held in Namibia ahead of the birth of their daughter SHILOH NOUVEL last month (MAY06) were snatched. It is thought the thief tried to sell the digital memory card from the pair’s camera in the US, before cops swooped on Tuesday (27JUN06). Their spokeswoman CINDY GUAGENTI confirmed the pictures had been returned and a suspect arrested, but refused to reveal any more information, reports the New York Daily News. Jolie and Pitt had threatened to sue and prosecute any publication that published the pictures, rendering them worthless to magazines and newspapers.29/06/2006 12:37

Did that guy really think he could get away with that? I mean, there is only one Brad.. and he doesn’t have brown eyes either.

Hahahahaha. Thanks for the laughs Jared. What an idiot that guy is! Of all people, he had to choose Brad Pitt’s identity. Yeah I miss seeing BAMZS pics but atleast this means they are maybe getting some privacy since there haven’t been any new pictures.

Is anyone else having trouble getting on the site? The last day or so it’s been loading very slowly.

# 29 | kidi | I’ve been having the same problems.. thought it was just my old computer…

Alexanderina @ 06/29/2006 at 9:59 am

You are right Anon48, what a dumb thief# 19 | Lynn Campbell | - Thanks for the link Lynn. I am glad that they got the pictures backThanks JJ for the new thread. # 28 | lol | - ITA

#30 emi—No, I’m on a new iMac and it’s still slow.

I think after the incident with Madd, the papps are staying away, so the BAMZS family is free to stroll around their parts without being bombarded with flashbulbs.

lookwhaticando @ 06/29/2006 at 10:12 am

Good grief, this guy must be nuts, how could anyone get by with claiming to be Brad Pitt. The man is so popular these days he trys not to be him I would imagin at times. Life can just not be easy for the Pitt Jolies these day,, I love them though,

lookwhaticando @ 06/29/2006 at 10:15 am

This guy gets the Dumb Criminal prize.I read this morning that an arrest has been made in the stolen jolie-pitt picture saga. The FBI was involved in the arrest. # 4 | april =========================GREAT, they have their memories back. I am happy for them, and glad that they got the guy or gal. It is so unfair how they have to live their life, always being hounded. I wish this beautiful family the best.

Charlie Rose’s shows are free to download again today. Here is a link to the Warren Buffett and Gates interviewhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=515260011274566220&q=tvshow%3ACharlie_Rose

African Girl @ 06/29/2006 at 10:21 am

Good Morning AllFinally, a new thread, easier to load. Yesterday was brutal! Took forever, had to give up. Usama Bin Mohammed from Dubai with BP’s picture? Is he for real…lmao, probably auditioning for World’s Dumbest Criminals…this is too much, everyone wants a piece of BP & AJ. Okay, so he didn’t know who BP was, probably saw a handsome guy on the web and thought "Oh, I wanna look like that" just his luck that the guy he chose is right in the middle of a Media storm….lol.Btw… Bin Laden? BIN LADEN?!!!Thanks Jared for the laughs.

Link to AJ’s Taking Lives interviewhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9033656161256962230&q=tvshow%3ACharlie_Rose

bunch of loonies @ 06/29/2006 at 10:26 am

LOL!! That’s hilarious. Good news about the baby shower pics. Where are the haters crying foul to those pics???? HMM????? Where are ya??? What lame ass theory do you have now that the police was involved in arresting the culprit? HMM??? Do I hear a weak attempt of claiming they are fake???? Anyone? I would love to hear some idiot try to make a fool of himself and bring the JA fandom down even further than they already are, cuz you know the ONLY people claiming they were fake were JA fanatics.

This is funny…I thought it was really Brad’s driver’s license..Then I read the name, Osama Bin Laden…buwahahhaha..

foul to pictures @ 06/29/2006 at 10:32 am

anybody know yet what that not-a-balloon thing was that Angie was holding in one of the pix JJ put up?

maybe you should wait for the rest of the story #39, assuming it ever gets out.

Link to Alexander’s interviewhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1556325942859365342&q=tvshow%3ACharlie_Rose

bunch of loonies @ 06/29/2006 at 10:42 am

FOULI like to get started early and the arrest was confirmed by Cindy. If there is one thing I know, the JA fanatics would not believe anything good of bamzs even if GOD, the accused and Brad Pitt came down to tell them the pictures are real. That’s the level of their hatred. It’s wild.

I believe the pillow thing is for her to sit on post-birth to make it more comfortable if she gave birth naturally instead of the C-section. That’s what it looks like to me at least.

# 44 bunch of loonies–Every good or happy picture they (X fans) say is fake. I think it was Be Sane last night who said FF has a thread "What do we do now?" for X fans–because the P/J baby is born and healthy and there’s nothing much for them to chew on. That is beyond pathetic–it’s depressing. To think these people have nothing more worthwhile to do than trash BAMZS and worship a skinny tanned bad actress who stands for nothing and does nothing.

I feel sorry for all those people on myspace and other websites that people LOOOOVE putting their pictures on. Brad is famous so this person was not able to get away with it, but the other average joe’s? This insatiable appetite for pictures of celebrities have to stop. All celebs have fansites, they have THOUSANDS of pictures. I really hate the fact that there are photos of Nic Kidman on her HONEYMOON! I hope that Angelina & Brad ARE married and didn’t bother with a wedding & traditional honeymoon because all you would be hearing & reading is "I wanna see pictures of their honeymoon", "Why aren’t they kissing?", etc……I hope they did do a quickie marriage just to avoid all that ****.

African Girl @ 06/29/2006 at 10:53 am

#39 / Bunch of LooniesUh-Oh! Uh-Oh…..you gonna open the floodgates. This proves they were wrong, the pictures are REAL which means (GASP) BP & AJ are indeed HAPPY…..Oh Goodness, I sure hope everyone is is wearing their steel armour……coz you know they’ll be back with a vengence. Why, they might even claim this is another publicity stunt or that BP IS Bin Laden…hey, it’s not a far leap for them, they already carry on like he is a terrorist.

bunch of loonies @ 06/29/2006 at 10:53 am

kidi I cannot believe the level of insanity of some of these people. "What do we do now?"YOU MOVE THE **** ON IS WHAT YOU DO.

# 48 | African Girl | Lol. I’m surprised that no so far has made those comments. Oh well, the day is early. Haters will come out soon enough with their oh-so - not - funny comments.

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