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A salesman faces trial for forging a labour card by pasting Hollywood actor Brad Pitt’s photo on it and an Arabic name.
The 29-year-old Jordanian, T.H., said he did not know whose photo it was he had downloaded from the internet. The Dubai Public Prosecution charged him with forgery, using a fake document and trying to embezzle Dh82,600 from a money exchange house in collaboration with his brother H.H., who works there as a teller.
An informant told police that T.H. was planning to collect the money in collaboration with his brother. Police arrested T.H. from a mall in Ghusais. In his statement to the police, he said his brother had informed him about the money which had not been collected. He confessed that he forged the card with Brad Pitt’s picture from a website.
A website, eh? Do you think T.H. took Brad Pitt’s picture from JustJared.com? I betcha he did. I betcha! I betcha! I betcha! And yes, Brad Pitt’s Driver’s License is a total fake if the name "Usama Bin Mohammed Bin Laden" printed on the card didn’t give it away… Thanks to Grace for the heads up!
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From Ottawasun.comFortress Jolie Good IdeaBy TONY BRENNATHERE’S NEW urgency to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s plans to build a fortress home outside America. They’re considering the Dominican Republic or another Caribbean location to escape paparazzi and weirdos in both the U.S. and Europe. She was outraged when cops collared a photographer snapping pictures of her son Maddox from the bushes outside his school. Then she discovered photos on a computer chip of their baby shower for new daughter Shiloh had been stolen — prompting messages to magazines around the globe threatening lawsuits if they’re published. They intend to stay in California while Angelina’s mother, Marcheline (who recently held Shiloh for the first time), fights cancer. But once that issue is resolved, they’re leaving; they fear the next nightmare could be a kidnap attempt on their children. They’ll return from their hideout home only to film in either European or American locations. Brad’s telling pals: "We’ve beefed up our security, we can live quite happily with our family in total seclusion."
# 925 | stardust | - ITA with you and I am honored to share my birthday with him
Hey Krissy that’s not fair. You know all of us: Alex, Malibumom,kearnie,Angelah, and I are all Caps. So you can’t say you don’t know any Caps anymore. :D # 921 | stardust | That’s a pretty big increase in less than 20 min.!I know, girl! I have all of my Cap buddies! That’s now Alexanderina, Angelah, Malibumom, Kearnie, Maggie, my sweet little Sheltie baby and of course you! :) :) :)My overall take on this blog is simply that, the majority of women are great "luvvvers of life", optimistic and not "haterz" or bitter, cynical and pessimistic. Cheers Matey ":) # 920 | cycloneblondie |LOL! I agree with you on that! And about the cuspers? Well i know of none who was born on a cusp and now out of all of us there is at least 3! You, your daughter and PT! There was one more, i think PT knew?….
Good night to all the BAMZSers. Hopefully tomorrow will be calm as today. *saying a little prayer* :)# 919 | Zaiyana One final thing I wanted to say is that I think silence is an attribute that is very underwhelmingly appreciated in today’s society.
Good night to all the BAMZSers. Hopefully tomorrow will be calm as today. *saying a little prayer* :)# 919 | Zaiyana One final thing I wanted to say is that I think silence is an attribute that is very underwhelmingly appreciated in today’s society.
"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."– Martin Luther King, Jr.~~Peace Out~~ # 919 | Zaiyana |————————————————–Thanks for posting the quote and I totally believe that
One final thing I wanted to say is that I think silence is an attribute that is very underwhelmingly appreciated in today’s society.# 929 | stardust |————————————————–So true, so true. Good Nighr Stardust
supposed to be "night" not nighr lol
# 928 | Krissy |Cuspers here? That would be PT, Original JPF and myself. Apparently, Original JPF’s birthday is the day before mine! Get out!!! That is truly freaky! A fellow cusp of Virgo & Libra!!! I just luv it…and here I was all this time thinking I may be unique. giggle ":)
Martin Luther King Jr. to me was a very strong man and a wonderful fighter for what was right.Alexanderina-~~~~~~~~~You have a birthday that is celebrated for the work of a great man, you are very lucky.~~~~~~~~~~I have visited the MLK Jr memorial center, security there is tight and strict! His body is buried is a stone grave and his coffin is at least 6ft or deeper into the ground, from then up it is filled in with cement and rises in the middle of a small pool of water, which is spaced out by 10-20ft and guards stand by watching the public come and go, one time when my cousin went a small boy about 13 was playing in the water and got kicked out.
# 895 | Krissy Krissy - The "cusp" is date when astrological signs change. I believe that each sign has a 1 or 2 day window for it’s phase. For example, I was born on Aug 23 and that day straddles the line between Leo (which ends either Aug 22 or Aug 23, depending on the astrologer) and Virgo (which starts either Aug 23 or Aug 24, depending on the astrologer). Most astrologists place Aug 23 as Virgo, but I’ve seen other places - mainly older almanacs - that put it in Leo.
Martin Luther King Jr. to me was a very strong man and a wonderful fighter for what was right.You have a birthday that is celebrated for the work of a great man, you are very lucky.# 935 | Krissy |————————————————–ITA and I guess I am very lucky, every birthday I say a special thank you and a happy birthday to him, because to me he was one of the greatest man who ever grace the face of the earth.
Stardust - tell me about it. When I saw your post I was like…ok..finally…I meet someone in cyberspace with the exact birth date as mine.wheee…goodnight all
Its midnight here, so I am hitting the sack, Good Night All
# 936 | Passing Through |Exactly Matey!!!When I do read the "stars"…either, Virgo finishes on the 22nd or 23rd. So depending on what I am reading, I am Virgo or Libra. That is why, I will read both and then pick the best of each and ignore all the bad!!! lmao Either way, I figure I get to have a good day that way! ":)
# 896 | Malibumom Mmom - About 10 years ago the university here had a major scandal because the man who was the Chancellor was involved in a big sexual harrassment scandal. They had women coming out of the woodwork. The guy had been with the university for decades in one capacity or another. He was one of those men for whom the Peter Principle was invented. Sex scandals are actually fairly common at universities.As for the spending of research dollars - not much has changed there. Our fiscal year is July 1 to June 30, too, so we always have people in June that are trying to spend money so they don’t have to return it. I asked one of the profs about it and she told me that main reason they hustle to spend the funds is that it actually looks BAD if they don’t use all the money they’ve requested. She said that if you don’t what happens is that the next time your grant is up for renewal then your budget is scrutinized with a fine-toothed comb. Why are you requesting this much money if you didn’t spend all of your allotment ON RESEARCH in the last grant? So, yeah, they stock up on chemicals or whatever just so they don’t have their grant denied just because they actually used their money wisely and gave some back to the government! You’d think they’d be rewarded for controlling how their government funds were used, but instead it’s a mark against them. And yes, this is the same government who paid Lockheed Martin $2,000 for a toilet seat or a screwdriver or whatever the heck it was. It’s stupid.
Passing Through-~~~~~~~~~~~I knew i had heard of it before, and i thought i knew someone on that day, the 23rd, but i think it was between virgo and scorpio, so it wasn’t a cusp. That’s really cool! So out of virgo and leo, which one are you most like?~~~~~~~~Alexanderina-~~~~~~~~He’s my favorite heroine.Now that i am thinking of past times, my mother works at Georgia Pacific, and the GP building is where the Lowes Theatre was before it was torn down, where Gone with the Wind premiered.MLK Jr is not that far from her work.
Brad’s telling pals: "We’ve beefed up our security, we can live quite happily with our family in total seclusion." # 926 | Alexanderina +++++++++++++++++++++ROTFL. The Ottawa Sun needs to check their sources again. BECAUSE…this week’s In Touch says Angelina is pissed off that they have to have all the extra security and she does NOT want her kids to have to grow up thinking that having a bodyguard is a normal thing.I am totally outraged that a newspaper would print something that contradicts In Touch! I want a retraction, dammit!
So out of virgo and leo, which one are you most like?# 942 | Krissy ++++++++++++++Neither. LOL! That’s why I was saying up-thread that I think astrology is bunch of crap. None of my 6 siblings fit the description for their signs either. My younger sister is a Leo - July 27. Some astrologers place my birthday, Aug 23, as Leo, too. The two of us are totally different. She’s a neat freak. I’m a slob. She read sci-fi, I hate it. She doesn’t particularly like sports. I’ll watch just about any sport except WWE. There’s no way the two of us could be the same sign!
I want a retraction, dammit! # 943 | Passing Through |Yeah right! and TC isn’t gay!!! hahaha ":)
Passing Through-~~~~~~~~~~~I have no idea! My sign definately fits with me! It says we Aries are outgoing, competetive, impatient and impulsive! Even though it’s bad, that’s all me! I can’t wait more than at least 2 min tops on somebody or something! I have to win at everything! It says i love skydiving, jetskiing, bungee jumping, parasailing and rock climbing! OMG! I love and want to do all of them!!! So i think i am like mine, except for Tammy my step-mother! She is Aries, and she is nothing of the above! She’s not an Aries, she can’t be!~~~~~~~~~~This is a small Aries horoscope, see what i mean?~~~~~~~~~Aries: Looking for a lover who’s mature, gentle, thoughtful, considerate, and entirely unselfish? Well, then, don’t even consider dating an Aries. They’ll amaze you at their ability to stuff six "I’s" into every sentence — in between slamming doors, driving like a maniac, and screaming like an infant until they get what they want. Do they really throw temper tantrums? No, no, no!!! Are they hideously impatient? Oh, no, of course not. They’re willing to wait at least 4-1/2 seconds for a seat in the restaurant right smack in the middle of the dinner hour, another 5 seconds after they’re seated for the waitress to sprint to the table with the meal she’s magically intuited they were about to order, another 7 seconds after their plate hits the table for the check, and they’ll see you in the car when you’re done! Oh, you’re only on the salad? Are these Mars-ruled folks really as totally unaware of Others as they seem to be? Well, no, of course not. They know perfectly well there are Others in the world — they refer to us as The Opponents.
Okay Guys, i will see ya’ll tomorrow or MondayGood night Girls! :) :) :)
Hey Mateys!!! Well…I have thoroughly enjoyed reading all today’s posts here. Time check: 5.55pm.I am off to the "piccys" tonight with friends…a Taurus, Capricorn & Virgo. loland wait for it now…WE are going to finally catch up with TBU!!! hahahahahaHey! I merely JOKE!!! OK! Really…We are going to finally go see "The Da Vinci Code"! Ya don’t think for one moment I would give X one single cent, nor second of my time suffering thru her pic! geeezzzzzzanyways…Goognight all.Stay cool BAMZS’ers! Luv you guys.Cheers Mateys. ":)
#895… I am an Aries and I do like to have a lot of fun… all or nothing.
Morning everyone. Just a note to all your jjers..I’ve responded to all emails once again. Original Curious.. Check your email i’ve sent you some instructions. Everyone who emailed me their username and date of birth have been registered so please follow the instructions that was sent with the Registered email. Just a note everyone. We’re not registering anyone else anymore. When we next decide to open up registration we’ll let you guys know but for now we’re taking no more request.
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