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Brad Pitt's Driver's License

Brad Pitt's Driver's License

A salesman faces trial for forging a labour card by pasting Hollywood actor Brad Pitt’s photo on it and an Arabic name.

The 29-year-old Jordanian, T.H., said he did not know whose photo it was he had downloaded from the internet. The Dubai Public Prosecution charged him with forgery, using a fake document and trying to embezzle Dh82,600 from a money exchange house in collaboration with his brother H.H., who works there as a teller.

An informant told police that T.H. was planning to collect the money in collaboration with his brother. Police arrested T.H. from a mall in Ghusais. In his statement to the police, he said his brother had informed him about the money which had not been collected. He confessed that he forged the card with Brad Pitt’s picture from a website.

A website, eh?  Do you think T.H. took Brad Pitt’s picture from JustJared.com?  I betcha he did.  I betcha! I betcha! I betcha!  And yes, Brad Pitt’s Driver’s License is a total fake if the name "Usama Bin Mohammed Bin Laden" printed on the card didn’t give it away…  Thanks to Grace for the heads up!

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# 73 | CLINIQUA | OMG Cliniqua, if you havent been there you would never believe the crazy, evil, nasty things they write about BAMZS. I had to stop reading it. My blood pressure was getting way tooo high!! http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/dont say I didnt warn ya.

#70… what’s the link please?

Good morning Ladies, how is everyone this morning, did anyone had problem logging in and posting yesterday?… I’m glad it’s better today.# 72 | Malibumom -can I page the ff for everyone?…I’m the official paging system you know..LOL>.(((((((((((((((new fic by Malibumon on Tomraider’s thread))))))))))))malibumom, can you post on the Rumors’ thread…actually that is where most of the fics are…except Rica’s she has her own thread, but I believe someone also post on the Royal thread…we need to keep this together….Thanks Malibumom for the FF…you’ve got the bug too huh?…LOL.

# 81 | JEN=SWEETHEART|IDENTITY STOLEN BRAD? NOW, MAYBE YOU’LL THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID TO ME AFTER ALL!|Oh poor widdle Jen. Yeah I know, when Brad left you lost YOUR identity, didnt you? So sorry you have to go back to the B lister we all know you really are.

yepURright @ 06/29/2006 at 1:02 pm

Yep ITA Poor Jen lost her identity when Brad left, now she’s trying to ride the coatails of VV.

Jen's Feet @ 06/29/2006 at 1:04 pm

I look great. Jen spends more time on me than people spend raising their children. In a way, I AM her children. Have a nice day.

There is a troll here that’s trying to stir the hate, on posts 79 and 80, unless JJ has already deleted them.

Omg that’s kinda funny. what an idiot!I’m glad they got their pics back.

# 82 | Jen’s Feet |LMAO

retraction on the last paging…((((((((((((((((new FF from Malibumom on Pitt’s house)))))) sorry again….( red face and cover with embarrassement, Estelle put away her paging system, AG is going to kill me for this)

Alexanderina @ 06/29/2006 at 1:11 pm

# 70 | CLINIQUA | - Thanks Cliniqua, I can’t wait to go on EA later, can’t do it at work

Alexanderina @ 06/29/2006 at 1:13 pm

# 79 | Estelle | - Hey girl, busy today at work but will check in every now and then. How about you?

Good afternoon BAMZS Fans!I just took my first stroll over to FF. Those ******* are crazy! LMAO One thing that certainly caught my eye is the thread encouraging the nutjobs to write to Newsweek to bash Brad. If you haven’t already, send an email to Newsweek praising the choice of including Brad on the list.letters@newsweek.comIf those nutjobs can take the time to write newsweek then we fans can do the same.Long live the Jolie-Pitts!

# 90 | Maniston | Great idea, Maniston!!hmmm haven’t heard from Cliniqua lately. Wonder if she is battling it out with the FF crazies? Well, if anyone can handle them, Cliniqua can … lol

Maniston, I will do my part by buying 2 more copies of Newsweek, in addition to the one I received as part of my subscription. LOL.Thanks, I will write to Nesweek as well.

# 90 | yep |& # 91 | ntt Now that’s the spirit! Those freaks over at FF are rabid!!!! Please spread the word to other Brad & Angie forums and get them to write too.

# 88 | Alexanderina -hey, not so much here today, mostly finishing the mediation agreement and some discoveries, but other than that I can call this is a light day.

# 92 | Maniston Some FFers are really vicious and malicious, they wish bodily harm on babies and children, anything related to BAMZS. Glad they now have some kind of a tracking system installed so if and when police need to investigate the lunatics in the future they could track the wackos.

lookwhaticando @ 06/29/2006 at 1:50 pm

# 65 | fanfic =======================Thanks will go check them out.l

# 94 | Be saneThere are some sick f*cks in this world and some of them found their way over to FF. How do you know there’s a tracking system in place?

bunch of loonies @ 06/29/2006 at 1:52 pm

The FF women are shameful. They give a bad name to women. I would be really ashamed to be a JA fan knowing that fans like that exist. They are pure nutjobs and crazy and go beyond the dislike of a celebrity. They take it onto a whole new arena that only the wackos go.

African Girl @ 06/29/2006 at 1:52 pm

# 46 | kidi A "What do we do now?" Thread? Please tell me you’re putting us on. Oh my Goodness…..Oh my God! These people ARE Crazy…I know we call them crazy all the time but I didn’t think they really are. What do they do next? What else is there to do but to commit themselves into a mental institute. Whoa! This is Sick….no it’s beyond sick, I don’t know if a word has been invented for what this is. To think these people are walking around like normal folks…Lord have mercy on us all. Ugghh! # 59 | Press Man Wow, thanks for that. People really do things…the power to make a difference is within us all. I liked the fact that BP already knew about the issue , shows he has educating himself on the it. For those who keep thinking one has to be a phd holder to learn about such matters or even talk about, I hope this shows that there’s nothing hard for a WILLING heart.# 63 | yep | I guess that’s confirmation…Sad, very sad.

the real tita @ 06/29/2006 at 1:56 pm

To answer Cliniqua’s question as to who has been written about in fanfics a lot, it would have to be La Femme Nikita’s characters Nikita and Michael. They have real sites devoted to the couple.The series was shown on USA, a cable station and it also had fans all over the world.

#60| I just went to FF and found the thread. It’s true. # 63 | yep ————————-stop misrepresenting. 10 posts maybe with the original one being probably planted by a BAMZER since you’re over hear chit-chatting about it now.Shame on ya is right. Learn that kind of manipulation from the Jolie-Pitts did ya.LMAO…Losers

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