Brad Pitt's Driver's License
A salesman faces trial for forging a labour card by pasting Hollywood actor Brad Pitt’s photo on it and an Arabic name.
The 29-year-old Jordanian, T.H., said he did not know whose photo it was he had downloaded from the internet. The Dubai Public Prosecution charged him with forgery, using a fake document and trying to embezzle Dh82,600 from a money exchange house in collaboration with his brother H.H., who works there as a teller.
An informant told police that T.H. was planning to collect the money in collaboration with his brother. Police arrested T.H. from a mall in Ghusais. In his statement to the police, he said his brother had informed him about the money which had not been collected. He confessed that he forged the card with Brad Pitt’s picture from a website.
A website, eh? Do you think T.H. took Brad Pitt’s picture from JustJared.com? I betcha he did. I betcha! I betcha! I betcha! And yes, Brad Pitt’s Driver’s License is a total fake if the name "Usama Bin Mohammed Bin Laden" printed on the card didn’t give it away… Thanks to Grace for the heads up!








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7/10/06 Life & style " Angie to Brad "I’m scared!" These recent intrusive events"sent a shiver of fear through Angelina," say a friend of hers. "She asked Brad, "Are our children in danger?. I’ m scared". and angry. "I’m infuriated", Angle told a friend. " I hate it when i"m chased, but I deal with it. But not my kids- I won’t live like that." angie is so concerned about her children’s safety,she seems unwilling to let her month-old daugher, Shiloh,out of her sight. At a recent high powered Hollywood meeting to discuss the move, Atlas Shrugged , which may end up being her and Brad’s first on-screen collaboration since MAMS, Ange kept an eye on the nearby stroller in which Shiloh slept!. "Angelina was staring at her and saying how happy she is to have her", says an insider. "Angie doesn’t want to stop working,but she’s so into being a mom, the child doesn’t leave her side". Brad and Angelina have faced some frightening changes since returning from Namibia. To assure Angie’s fears, Brad tried to recreate that sense of safety at his Malibu house while still in Africa. Brad had a high tech security system installed,including cameras posted everywhre. the couple have hire security team to watch the hoouse 24-7, and when Brad & Angie take the kids out ,more guards accompany them. And though the couple previoulsy insisted they’d raise their kids without help, their thinking has changed. "They have a part-time nanny now and they’re interviweing to find a 24 hr live-in nanny, says insider close to Brad. They know they need more help. TRYING TO MAKE IT WORK. Before that help arrives, Brad and Angie are struggling to balance work and family, Brad’s in preproduction n on Ocean;s 13, which starts filming in LA in mid-july. But he’s not shirking his daddy duties. He’s taking care of Zahara and Maddox, so Angie can concentrate on Shiloh’ says a Pit’s family friend. Brad’s also set up a home office so he can do his PlanB production company work there. He’s a very good dad, Brad close friend Rande Gerber tell Life & Style.LEAVING MALIBU BEHIND? That might not be enough, "Brad knows Angie is fed up with LA",say insider" He’s worried she’ll inist they get out of town-or worse, that shel’ll leave with the kids while he remains in Malibu to work. That’s his worst nightmare". The nightmare may become reality. After the photographer was arrested "Brad was urious",says Angie’s friend. SEE NEXT NOTE
Malibumom # 974 |….that’s so true MM….there’s a big scandal going on at my work…you guess….it’s about unfair compensation….all these perks that senior managements get when they got hired…..all these catered meetings…..not to discuss about what they do….maybe little bit but posturing with each others or discussing the same old stories/discussions….vps traveling to other countries to attract other intellectuals to join research…all those things academician whatever…lol….just to spend taxpayer money endlessly…
# 976 | Arkansa Fan ….hey kababayan….sorry for not responding at the other thread…i even forgot which…lol….i am just lurking around….just read bamzs posts….not much to share so i just read/lurk…..missing new pics/news of our bamzs…:((….as far as dialect…yep…i speak/write both ilokano and tagalog….and i am currently living in eastbay california for 8 years now…since i arrive to this country….how about you??
#975… I am a very feisty Aries and somehow I seem to intimidate quite a few except Leos and Libras. Dunno why, but a lot of Leos and Libras tend to gravitate towards me. Interesting. And U?
Just wondering if the legal adoption of Maddox and Zahara has been finalized yet… haven’t heard anything on that matter recently.
Yeah but without socialwork visits because it was a step parent adoption! Don’t get me started on that marriage thingy again.
CONTINUATION from Arkansa Fan notes:After the photographer was arrrested. " Brad was furious." says Angies’ friend. He tried so hard to make it all perfect,but he knows this ruins the chances of her staying". FOR NOW, the insider says, Angie has agreed to say in the US through the summer. After that, "they’ll do whatever’s best for their kids." says the insider. " That’s the one thing they always agree on". " I don’t want my children growing up surrounded by secuity guards" a worried Angie recently told a friend.In one magazine i read in the stores, Brad says"he can live quite happily with his family in total seclusion. & will go back to US & Europe only when making , promoting movies. & visiting families. & friends. That is TRUE LOVE… I totally support what ever Brad & Angie’s plan for the safety of the kids to live a normal life..
#981… thank you I was just wondering because I hadn’t heard anything further on it - no worries, I shan’t get you started.
JJoy, Good day, nice to hear from you, I understand, mail oder bride ako 23 years ago I came here in 103 degrees- vey hot & humid - was July 20 got married in a civil court the following day- para makasigurodo na hindi mabalik ng pilipinas- I would say I ;m lucky- I have 2 boys 21 yrs old-will have the first baby boy by August- will be a first time Grandma & a 19 year boy who live w/ us and goes to community college. The oldest one , Will is his name he is the box manager in a theater - i do not have to pay the movie LOL- napanood ko yong MAMS mga lampas na sampung beses then dito sa bahay I’m watching the ****** MAMS all the time- they told me I am really addicted to Brad Pitt & Angeline Jolie- I just ignore them… LOL.. My mom is working there in Auborn California- I went to see her there probably 6 yrs ago, So when is the wedding bells? Let me know when so I can send you something okay?
I heard the adoption won’t be final until sept. I think that’s when they’ll get married.
Hello Ladies,I saw a few names at the BP’s Home thread and decided to chech it out…well apparently we have someone else keeping a secret. CHM…what took you so long..? I loved it. Please, Please we want more….God, I sound so greedy..lol.(((((((((PAGING MALIBUMOM)))))))))))))MM, the suspense is killing me….please give us something…anything…a hint..*GROANING*Eck! Unfortunately, I can’t stay too long…Something with the family or something about the family…eh…i forget. Will be back though.RE: ASTROLOGYGemini here and I’ll say a fit the bill to a T but it does make you wander….Do are we who we are because of what we’ve read about our signs or despite it. I guess what I’m asking is do we read the profile and go "Okay…As Gemini, I’m supposed to love to communicate so here goes.."
If they aren’t married Shiloh would be Shiloh Jolie not Jolie-Pitt-I am telling you they are married and wearing rings on opposite hands-ppl ask them do the HAVE ANY PLANS TO MARRY-They say NO-Angie said "to have a ceremony would be nothing-She didn’t say to get married would be nothing because she already is-PPl including some in the US have referred to them as husband and wife-I wish AC would have asked her if her husband was present and all hell would have broken loose-Again-Brad is a Romantic-I believe they were married in Paris-Re-read requirements for adoption-If it’s domestic partner adoption-2 visits are required-One at the social worker’s office another at the home-they have basically been awaty since end of January-Also-Shiloh is NOT a Namibian citizen although they offered it to her. She is an AMERICAN citizen because Namibia doesn’t offier dual citizenship-So she is a resident of CALIFORNIA-The laws-(read them online) in CA do ot allow a child to take the father’s name if the mother and father ARE NOT MARRIED-UNLESS-Father fills out FOP/ROP before the birth or later amends the birthcertificate- Shiloh’s legal name is SNJP-SHe was named this immediately after birth- Thus Brad would have had to fill out papers before the birth and only before the birth in order to have her name Pitt immediately after birth-There is always room for error, but there are many legal paperwork issues which point towards them already being married-Last but not least when I contacted their Attorney I referred to them as the Jolie-Pitts-He did too!
CCCC-~~~~I am also a very feisty! Everyone thinks i am wild and fun. I tend to let people really have fun, for i am always setting the example of having fun first!And that’s how we are, we are always first!About the Leo and Libra thing, yes it’s true. We don’t intimidate them, we pretty much are the same as them. Taurus and Cancer and more think we are feisty and fun and think we are the party goers, while other outrageous signs like Libra, who are very playful and have many friends, and Leo, who are very outgoing and love to be the center of attention, see us as their buddies, their feisty buddies! And this is why, two of my best friends are libra and leo, and we have soooo much fun together! But we are a very flirtacious and fun sign!
# 984 | Arkansa Fan….wow…23 years ago and now first time lola…lol…you’re lucky…coz now some of these new mail order brides are unlucky…some even got killed by their spouse….i came here already married to a us citizen….i got married in hk 9 years ago….but got divorced and no kids……addicted to bamzs???…you tell me…lol…this is the first time i am into hw celebs…i like aj before… saw her evolving since she adopted madd and now have her own babe shiloh….lol…i heart them….
Good Afternoon BAMZS Fans!# 987 | Malibumom Brad and Angelina don’t have to be married in order to name their youngest Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. All they have to do is have Jolie-Pitt written on the birth certificate. My friend had his two daughters before he and his wife married. Each girl has both mom and dad’s surnames. They are an unconvential family. The dad’s last name is actually first followed by a hyphen and then the mom’s last name. A good example would be Pitt-Jolie. Again, this was done BEFORE they were married.
Malibumom,I should also say that my friend (its actually my BFF’s brother) lives in California and his girls were born there.
I’m from California and my parents were never married and I have my dads last name.I remember reading about a social worker visitng them before they went off to Paris. I hope they are married, but I have a feeling Angie wants the adoption to be final before the marriage.
You contacted their Lawyer? Well, if he referred to them as the Jolie-Pitts… maybe you are right.
Could they have changed their names to Jolie-Pitt without getting married?
#987, Malibumom… you are brilliant!!! Are you a lawyer by any chance? I absolutely agree with you, I think they are married and have been since Paris… obviously that is where I first noticed the matching rings. I also believe that if they are planning to adopt and have more kids in the very near future it would make a lot of sense that they be a married couple because I believe it would be much easier to adopt together. I believe Angie is very precise in what she says and what is asked of her and it can be construed either way. Of course, she is a Gemini and there are always two interpretations to what is said.
Malibumom,Sorry that this is my 3rd response. I just called my friend’s brother and yes he thinks I’m nuts for asking him but he says that he filled out a paternity form and had it notorized after the fact. I’m not saying that Brad & Angie aren’t married but since Brad & Angie are pretty savvy people with some high powered attornies, all of this could have been prepared ahead of time.
Last but not least when I contacted their Attorney I referred to them as the Jolie-Pitts-He did too!# 987 | MalibumomI applause you for that. =) BTW great ffic! what was the test about?? agh I cant wait.
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