Brad Pitt's Driver's License
A salesman faces trial for forging a labour card by pasting Hollywood actor Brad Pitt’s photo on it and an Arabic name.
The 29-year-old Jordanian, T.H., said he did not know whose photo it was he had downloaded from the internet. The Dubai Public Prosecution charged him with forgery, using a fake document and trying to embezzle Dh82,600 from a money exchange house in collaboration with his brother H.H., who works there as a teller.
An informant told police that T.H. was planning to collect the money in collaboration with his brother. Police arrested T.H. from a mall in Ghusais. In his statement to the police, he said his brother had informed him about the money which had not been collected. He confessed that he forged the card with Brad Pitt’s picture from a website.
A website, eh? Do you think T.H. took Brad Pitt’s picture from JustJared.com? I betcha he did. I betcha! I betcha! I betcha! And yes, Brad Pitt’s Driver’s License is a total fake if the name "Usama Bin Mohammed Bin Laden" printed on the card didn’t give it away… Thanks to Grace for the heads up!








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#117, great analogy, it all make good sense. So I guess we have to assume they are married. I thought so anyway because I don’t believe that Angie would just throw everyting in the ring as she has done, i.e., adopt another child so soon, sold her house, get pregnant, put up with the nonsensical media, etc., etc. And also she had stressed over and over again that the next man that enters her life will have to be Madd’s dad. I think there are more to those words than meets the eye.
# 1171 | Malibum2maniston—————————————LOL, I’ll just agree to disagree. :) I see what you’re trying to say now but I stay with my opinion.There’s no need for them to be married to give the children (especially Shiloh) both their last names.I still believe….Angelina Jolie is still Angelina JolieBrad Pitt is still Brad PittThe kids are all Jolie-PittsIf they’re married they have done a great job hiding it and taking all the backroads. I just wish that if they were they wouldn’t hide it so. There’s nothing wrong with them being married. :)
kiki-where is the link for the name tag? Her chair certainly said Jolie-However she always used Jolie as a professional name-So did Anniston, but Anniston asked for her name back in the divorce-We are discussing this, not to really prove anything to ourselves, because we all individually believe what we believe-however, Shiloh is being called a ******* child and that’s unsettling. AJ and BP do not need us to defend them, they have lawyers for that-but it’s challenging to try and figure things out with limited information. Our approach to the marriage issue, or at least mine, has absolutely nothing to do with if they are happy or not. We all know w are responsible for our own happiness. I am approaching the issue of Shiloh’s legitmacy according to law as opposed to are they married because marriage would make them happy-Deductive reasoning is a great challenge-I think this is something the fanistons are totally confused about when they criticize or make un-researched remarks. One thing Passing Through and I have in common is we like to backup what we say and or at least show that there is an alternative way of addressing and issue. So please understand this is not about their happiness, for me it’s about being challenged.
# 1175 | Maniston —————————I was thinking the same thing…since Shiloh was not born in California none of the CA birth certificate rules apply.
Krissy Please do me.. I am a aries girl too.March 25th.
Julia-~~~~Cool! We have one more Aries!Okay, your color is Berry Conserve and you are described as Healer, Independent, and Performer.
As hot as Angelina Jolie is and the way Brads life was going at the time of the shoot. He wanted children, he is in a midlife crisis as we speak, Jennifer couldn’t seem to come thru and Brads hormones kicked in as well as angies and they made sweet passionate love and stayed tuned for the rest of the story……
# 1174 | Krissy |Well, if it is leather I can re-color it for you. I am trained in leather repair and re-coloring.
# 1179 | *me*It absolutely does NOT apply. If the country of Shiloh’s birth allows her to take the name Jolie-Pitt (even if her parents are not married) then the US government only requires the following in order for Shiloh to obtain a US Consular Report of Birth (this is the equivalent of a US birth certificate):A Consular Report of Birth can be prepared only at an American consular office overseas while the child is under the age of 18. Usually, in order to establish the child’s citizenship under the appropriate provisions of U.S. law, the following documents must be submitted:(1) an official record of the child’s foreign birth;(2) evidence of the parent(s)’ U.S. citizenship (e.g., a certified birth certificate, current U.S.passport, or Certificate of Naturalization or Citizenship);(3) evidence of the parents’ marriage, if applicable; and(4) affidavits of parent(s)’ residence and physical presence in the United States.Since the US government does not require all 50 states to follow the same law as California paternity law, it does not require other countries to do the same.
# 1182 | Miss Brad |If Brad is having a mid-life crisis then I hope he stays there for life. The man is happy.
ATTENTION BAMZS!There has been an Angie sighting!Kingston and Shiloh playdateGwen Stefani and Angelina Jolie take a stroll with their newborns babies Shiloh and Kingston at Brad Pitt’s secluded Santa Barbara estate, July 2nd. The pair wore matching baby slings and compared diaper stories while Angelina’s adopted daughter Zahara impressed both beauties with her new-found walking skills. Meanwhile, partners Brad and Gavin Rossdale took a break from babysitting with a jet skiing excursion. Gavin proved the more adventurous, powering into sea, while Brad stayed close to the coast with sidekick Maddox. With the coolest babies on the planet finally meeting each other, security in the compound was on high alert. The estate was heavily guarded by officers on dune buggies, patrol boats and rafts, as well as dogs posted around the property’s perimeters.
Krissy that is too funny.. I am a flight attendant.(performer) Who teaches Yoga on the side. (Healer) Yep thats me.. lol!thank you for doing that for me.cheers! : )To keep my post on a Brad note, I so miss seeing pics of him and his lovely family but soon we will see pics from the set of oceans 13, Brad George and Matt all together again. YAY!
Sorry forgot to give the link. The quality of the pictures suck though.http://www.justnodoubt.net/gallery/candids/2006-07-02a/index.html
# 1183 | Elena | Oh that’s so nice of you! Although if you do re-color something for me, i’d have to go out and buy something leather! I have leather jackets, but i would love like a Rococco Red couch, chair, bed…but i don’t think i would want a leather bed…? A Rococco Red leather hand bag, sounds nice, but i’m going to look around more and then decide.
excludes her from the CA paternity issue? So it is not necessary for any child born outside of the United States to a single parent, to have his or her established if the country in which they are born does not? Love the info
Maniston thanks
This is for MalibumomJOLIE MOST KISSABLE IN THE WORLD ANGELINA JOLIE’s pouty mouth has been voted the most kissable in the world, beating out fellow full-lipped film beauty SCARLETT JOHANSSON in a new poll. The MR AND MRS SMITH actress grabbed the top spot in the survey conducted by drinks manufacturers Cafe Kiss in the run up to the UK’s National Kissing Day this Thursday (06JUL06). KEIRA KNIGHTLEY and GIRLS ALOUD singer CHERYL TWEEDY also made it into the top five - while women voted for British TV presenter JONATHAN ROSS as the man they’d most like to smooch.He he he he he he he Guess this why she breaks necks instead of turns them.
#1167, Krissy… what color is Ski Patrol anyway/ I don’t think it is totally red… it is probably brick red or Egyptian red… I do like those colors too.
#1186, Maniston… thank you. I didn’t realize that they were friends… pretty cool! I wish the pix were clearer.
# 1186 | Maniston |Awww, that is so sweey=t. I can see wh==how AJ and GS are friends. Odd women out..making their own rules. Someone correct me if I’m wrong wasn’t there a rumor that GS was once considered to play Mrs. Smith? Oh sorry, hello everyone.
FINALLY some Angie pics. Gah, too bad they aren’t better quality. How cute a playdate with Shiloh and King.
Thank you Maniston for the pix.
Julia-~~~~Wow! That is so cool! You should see if you can change your suit and your yoga outfit to Berry conserve and your set!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~CCCC-~~~~~Hey! Well it is not a solid red, but it looks somewhat to me like a deep hot pink?Well i am going to post the address because there is a small profile that it wouldn’t let me copy and post, so here is the address.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~http://www.colorstrology.com/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~When you get there, sometimes it doesn’t load all the way so push CLICK HERE and it will take you to the website.It will take you to a screen and you can watch the intro or if you don’t just push SKIP INTROIt will now take you to the color calender.Choose a month and day and it will show you your color along with your profile and your 3 descriptive words.Enjoy :)
I heard through the grapevine that Gwen S.- who I love- is a Aniston friend. Told Aniston to get even with Brad for his relationship with AJ. This supposidly was said in the summer of last yr. So Im socked to read they hung out with each other. But happy to read my fav. ladies are hanging out with one another. That’s cool. Wish Gwen didn’t wear so much damn makeup but I still love the girl. I guess some tabloid will say Gwen switched teams. Smart girl ;)
Goodness….What was THAT (My last post I mean?) Jeez, I guess i got too excited and wasn’t looking at the keyboard.ODD WORDSSweetWH===? I have no idea what that is. Maybe I should go back to sleep.
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