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A salesman faces trial for forging a labour card by pasting Hollywood actor Brad Pitt’s photo on it and an Arabic name.
The 29-year-old Jordanian, T.H., said he did not know whose photo it was he had downloaded from the internet. The Dubai Public Prosecution charged him with forgery, using a fake document and trying to embezzle Dh82,600 from a money exchange house in collaboration with his brother H.H., who works there as a teller.
An informant told police that T.H. was planning to collect the money in collaboration with his brother. Police arrested T.H. from a mall in Ghusais. In his statement to the police, he said his brother had informed him about the money which had not been collected. He confessed that he forged the card with Brad Pitt’s picture from a website.
A website, eh? Do you think T.H. took Brad Pitt’s picture from JustJared.com? I betcha he did. I betcha! I betcha! I betcha! And yes, Brad Pitt’s Driver’s License is a total fake if the name "Usama Bin Mohammed Bin Laden" printed on the card didn’t give it away… Thanks to Grace for the heads up!
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omg tita- i love michael & Nikita - lfn! That is so funny. i visit michaels retreat a lot. the fanfics there are great. i think roy dupuis is the only actor who drives me as nutty as bp.did you here roy is taking on the role of the quebec un general who tried to stop the slaughter in rwanda?thanks for the lowdown on ff guys- i’ll kick their ass after work - lol
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I’m SO slow lol! "female in her 30’s who can’t stop crying……….." LMAO! # 148 | Original jpf |————————————————–lol, you finally caught on, I was slow to get it too :)
To answer Cliniqua’s question as to who has been written about in fanfics a lot, it would have to be La Femme Nikita’s characters Nikita and Michael. They have real sites devoted to the couple.The series was shown on USA, a cable station and it also had fans all over the world. # 99 | the real tita +++++++++++++++++++++The King and Queen of Fan Fiction are Buffy and Spike from Buffy The Vampire Slayer. There are tons of fanfic websites devoted solely to Buffy & Spike or Spuffy as they’re called. There’s a ton of BtVS fanfic in general, but a great deal of it is either Spuffy or Bangel (Buffy & Angel). If you guys are looking for other types of fanfic I suggest Fanfiction.net. They’ve got everything from comic book fiction to crossovers between genres to anime. You name…somebody out there is writing it.- TV Shows - http://www.fanfiction.net/cat/208/. This link goes directly to the TV shows category. BtVS has about 30,000 fictions. They’ve got fictions for probably a couple of hundred TV shows.- Movies - http://www.fanfiction.net/cat/205/. This link goes directly to movies…and yes, there ARE Mr. & Mrs. Smith fictions posted…as well as hundreds of other movies.The fiction on this site has a funky rating system which basically equates to G to R. They had to ban the super-raunchy stuff a few years ago because they were getting too much PWP (Porn Without Purpose) and they wanted to keep the site kid friendly. If you’re looking for smut, then there are a number of adult fanfic sites as well, which you can easily find by Googling the word "fanfic" in combination with the show’s title.
# 153 | Alexanderina I’m glad I wasn’t alone on that one. jpf
# 154 | Passing Through -Thanks PT for the link. I’ve read some of the FF for MAMS, I did not like it as much as the FFs here.
Long movies and my butt don’t get along. you can stap me in Butt i wouldn’t feel anything.
#154 | Passing ThroughThanks for the links, Imma check those spuffy ffics out, ah I missed that show.
What is EA? I tried to GOOGLE it–Got some sports website instead… If someone has the time, perhaps he/she could post link. I’d really like to check it out.One more thing re: fanfic threads… I know where the "Tomb Raider" thread is, but can’t find the other one. Some threads have SO MANY POSTS that time doesn’t allow me to read them all at one sitting, so I save them for later. That’s the rub! It seems the "title" given saving a page to one’s computer isn’t always the same as the thread’s headline. For instance: there’s 2 NYC threads: 1 with about 5 pages; the other [with fanfic] has around 18 pages! PLEASE! someone provide link.I really wish Jared would go back to single page posts instead of multi-paging… or at least make it easier finding threads by listing headline & "save as" the same.Finally, standard stuff to be repeated… HURRAY & many thanks to the cops & FBI 4 catching the thief responsible 4 stealing the "Baby Shower" pics! Yeah, I bet she "can’t stop crying…" SHE GOT CAUGHT! GONNA DO TIME… OR A HEFTY FINE/LAWSUIT! There REALLY are STUPID peeps out there re: the guy using Brad’s pic as I.D.–He sure chose wrong, that’s 4 sure. Identity theft is a dispicable crime & doubly so 4 "ordinary folks" who don’t have the advantage of fame & fortune to "prove" they’re who they are. Others aren’t just stuck with credit card statements they need to tell their credit card companies about… there’s the added stress from the I.R.S. coming after them 4 TAXES… and end up PAYING what the THIEF OWES! FRIGHTENING cause the I.R.S. just wants the MONEY & doesn’t care about the circumstances involved.I’m done now. (Breathes huge sigh of relief! LOL)
i think roy dupuis is the only actor who drives me as nutty as bp. # 151 | CLINIQUA |_________________________________________ITA. Is he French?
Passing Through - Thanks for the links, Imma check those spuffy ffics out, ah I missed that show.# 158 | angelah +++++++++++++++Angelah - I’ve got a TON of good Spuffy sights if you’re interested. There are some absolutely fantastic people writing Spuffy fiction. Unbelievably detailed stories that far surpass the last 2 years of the show. I luv me some Spike! I luv me some Nekkid Spike even more!
FF - Female FirstFF - FanFicIt took me a few sec to get it…lol. One minute we’re going on about the nasty people at FF and the next post, "where can I find FF" and someone puts a link for the Tomb Raider thread and I’m thinking "we have FF at Just Jared?" Thank God for Estelle. Your paging really works…..but I’m thinking, you might need a bigger paging system or an assistant. Jared just got a new server so it will be unfair to as him for the money…..we might just have to make do with a new assitant. If….eh…you don’t mind….I’d like to offer my services. See, I just saw CLINIQUA’S fic when I went for looking for MM’s….oh my goodness, that speech was powerful. MM and CLINIQUA, you guys had me going "Awwwww"….I’m seating at my desk, going awwww. Is that crazy….okay, after the Female First issue, I don’t think I should use that word crazy so lightly. There’s crazy and there’s crazy and those people are ALL kinds of crazy. Anyway, what was I saying….ah, yes. So I’m sitting at my desk , one hand on the monitor and going "Awwww". Jeez, seems like I’m rambling….
TMZ has learned the FBI and Massachusetts authorities raided a Westfield, Mass. home Tuesday night and seized photos of a baby shower held by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.It’s a bizarre story that starts in Namibia, where the shower was thrown. James Haven, Jolie’s brother, took a number of pictures in Namibia. When he returned to L.A., his camera broke so he took it to Best Buy, where the camera was purchased, and asked them to fix it under the warranty. Best Buy sent the camera to Precision Camera and Video Repair in Enfield, Connecticut. Sources tell TMZ that two employees at Precision, Bill Keyes and Adam Beckwith, discovered the pictures in the digital camera. We’re told that Keyes told authorities that Beckwith downloaded the photos. Keyes mother, Madelon, told TMZ that her 36-year-old son was excited, showed her the pictures and sent an email to someone in California. Sources say the email may have been an attempt to sell the photos. Madelon Keyes told TMZ, "I don’t think he would do something like that."A sergeant from the Westfield P.D. confirmed with TMZ that authorities searched Keyes’ home and seized his computer. The sergeant also said a search warrant was executed at Precision Camera and Video Repair and the actual camera that took the pictures was also seized.The sergeant said neither Keyes nor Beckwith were arrested and that the case is in the hands of the LA County District Attorney. The sergeant says neither man violated Massachusetts law, but California laws are different. We don’t know to whom the email was sent or what specifically was written, however a source says the subject of money was raised. The L.A. County D.A. had no comment because the investigation is ongoing and no charges have been filed. We could not reach Bill Keyes or Adam Beckwith for comment. John Malinosky, President of Precision Camera and Video Repair said he was unaware of the search and "We have absolutely no knowledge of this."TMZ placed a call to Lavely & Singer, Pitt and Jolie’s lawyers, but it was not returned.
"Keyes mother, Madelon, told TMZ that her 36-year-old son was excited"–JizzyThat would be an understatement. I’d be pissing my pants. Now someone has GOT TO INTERVIEW THE MOTHER. Ask her about the pics and what she saw etc. Interested parties would like to know.
Alexanderina’s fficrica’s fficPOST #836- Rica’s/Xan’s fficthere’s one on the Angelina Royalty thread– just type this on the search box. Gitane has another ffic located somewhere forgot where..
Alexanderina’s fficrica’s ffic
POST #836- Rica’s/Xan’s Shiloh edition fficthere’s one on the Angelina Royalty thread– just type this on the search box. Gitane has another ffic located somewhere forgot where..
hopefully i didnt miss anything since you know where TR is already..ok bbl
To Alexanderina and Malibu Mom: will wonders never cease? I was such a Nikita and Michael fan and was just as a devoted lurker to their threads the way I am now with BAMZS. Now I know why I love MAMS so much! It brought back memories of the other two!So glad to know I’m not the only fan among the BAMZS.
# 162 | African Girl |-oh goodness, anytime, we can be a pair of paging system…LOL…as long as everyone posting on the same threads, not everywhere…"Brangelina rumor’s threads"( pic of AJ and BP walking on the beach with their children) for everyone and "NY thread" ( pic of BP walking across the street) for Rica only…that will be easy for everyone to find… and for us paging system to keep track off as well.ITA with you on Cliniqua’s FF regarding Oscar speech story, I was doing the same thing…awwwwinggg…LOL>
When the issue of the stolen pix started and we all wondered who stole ‘em, I wrote "Nobody can be that stupid" well, I’d like to apologize to everyone who read that….that silly statement. Apparently, there is someone…no there are people THAT stupid and their names Bill and Adam. Did they really think they’d get away with it? Poor JH, bet he feel guilty. #163 / JizzyYou confuse me.
#154: Passing Through, oh my God, I forgot about Buffy! I loved her too (much more with Spike than with Angel but loved Angel too). Is this weird or what? We were watching the same shows even before BAMZS came along? Now for sure the haters will say we’re birds that flock together. Which brings the burning question, do you ever wonder though what the haters were into before X? Or has it always been X for them (10 years is a long time to be indocrinated in that cult).
I’m SERIOUSLY happy that the memory stick wasn’t taken by someone in a position of trust with olie-Pitt. I do feel like Jamie deserves a smack to the back of his head for not remembering to take the memory stick from the camera prior to taken it to BEST BUY. I guess those fella’s are no longer employed with the camera company….jpf
# 173 | Original jpf Make that "Jolie-Pitt."jpf
# 169 | the real tita | - lol, nope you are not the only one fan among the BAMZS. I used to planted my ass in front of the TV everytime the Show comes on and I when they took it away I was so upset.I was a huge Buffy fan as well, especially in the early days of the Show, I loved her and Angel together
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