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Brad Pitt's Driver's License

Brad Pitt's Driver's License

A salesman faces trial for forging a labour card by pasting Hollywood actor Brad Pitt’s photo on it and an Arabic name.

The 29-year-old Jordanian, T.H., said he did not know whose photo it was he had downloaded from the internet. The Dubai Public Prosecution charged him with forgery, using a fake document and trying to embezzle Dh82,600 from a money exchange house in collaboration with his brother H.H., who works there as a teller.

An informant told police that T.H. was planning to collect the money in collaboration with his brother. Police arrested T.H. from a mall in Ghusais. In his statement to the police, he said his brother had informed him about the money which had not been collected. He confessed that he forged the card with Brad Pitt’s picture from a website.

A website, eh?  Do you think T.H. took Brad Pitt’s picture from JustJared.com?  I betcha he did.  I betcha! I betcha! I betcha!  And yes, Brad Pitt’s Driver’s License is a total fake if the name "Usama Bin Mohammed Bin Laden" printed on the card didn’t give it away…  Thanks to Grace for the heads up!

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Alexanderina @ 06/29/2006 at 4:28 pm

# 173 | Original jpf |- Me too

# 173 | Original jpf -haha…I will help you smack JH…with his absent minded action, BP has to pay his attorney for the services ( writting warning letters, calling people, etc…these lawyer can charge you from $350/per hour or more)…I know they are rich and do not need to worry about money, to just to think all the money wasted on something that one could prevent in the first place.off subject* ((((paging Cindy2)))), please post something to let us know if everything is well with you, misses you and your lovely post.

Good afternoon everybody! All this talk about Female First I just had to see for myself. Well did you guys know that Angelina used VOODOO to hex Brad’s marriage to Jen????? That’s what they are claiming ! Wow, I had no idea :D

Something doesn’t sound right in that stolen pictures as posted in #163. Usually, when you take a digital camera for repair, don’t they remove the memory stick and give it back to you? It’s not like film camera. I have to wait for the whole story to come out before I voice my opinion.

Good afternoon everybody! All this talk about Female First I just had to see for myself. Well did you guys know that Angelina used VOODOO to hex Brad’s marriage to Jen????? That’s what they are claiming ! Wow, I had no idea :D

Original jpf @ 06/29/2006 at 4:33 pm

# 176 | Alexanderina I know he probably wasn’t thinking and it’s a quite innocent how it started…Aaaaaannnnnnd, it served a very VERY nice purpose in that it showed that the couple IS a couple very much together, smiling and in love….no photoshopping here lol. So I guess we should send James Haven a thank you card!jpf

Andrómeda @ 06/29/2006 at 4:36 pm

Hi ladies….How are you?…What a strange information thiis is…. Anyway, please lleave Brad alone…he deserves peace…

# 178 | SANDI -What? AG is right, they are CRAZY…*my george, I’ve got it my dear Watson*…I saw at B&N, they sale Voodoo kit…kidding you not? really, my 8 years niece wants to buy it ( BTW we did not get it)…so how do they know if only AJ using voodoo, how about JA was using it to get BP…..or *gasp* or BP was using it to get AJ?>>hmmmm….LOL

Agnieszka @ 06/29/2006 at 4:40 pm

HAHAHAHA- not only a fake ID but also FAKE news. The "criminal" wasn’t an idiot, he did it for publicity purposes, if its true at all.Media just don’t have anything new about the Pitts, so they make up bullshit.Thanks.

Original jpf @ 06/29/2006 at 4:42 pm

# 179 | ntt I think it was just one of those "chain of flukes" that sometimes happens. I use a PDA daily, and I was sitting in the hospital tues, and just happened to pull out without looking the mem card, and I was like "oh, I forgot that was there" because I never think about it. Same with my camera. I never take the card out, I just use USB to connect everything, and so I can see JH forgetting, and the BB worker not checking (even if they’re supposed to). IMO, I think the story is extremely plausible simple because sad to say, I know I could be negligent about something like that.jpf

I beg to differ; there WAS proof Angie used voodoo on brad, as I have said here only about TEN TIMES or more: I suspected it when I noticed brad’s erratic, on-again-off-again behaviour, and then I remembered that report of a "ground-up bat amulet " Mangy gave him sometime in mid-to-late 2004. I made my suspicions about it known on THIS public forum, and a short while later a journalist picked up on it and actually WENT to a voodoo priest and asked him what "ground-up bat" was used for in voodoo, and he told her: for hexing relationships. THERE’S YOUR FRAGGING PROOF, OKAY? And the Mangy One is ON RECORD as having been mixed up in voodoo long before THIS incident, as far back as before Billy-Bob…surely you remember the "blood-vial" story? From Female First for your reading pleasure :)

Alexanderina @ 06/29/2006 at 4:45 pm

# 181 | Original jpf | - ITA, and I think he probably feel real bad about the whole thing and I am sure that Brad and Angelina already smacked him upside his head already lol

The real lou @ 06/29/2006 at 4:49 pm

#186 SANDI,Thank you for the laugh,I just came home after taking three kids shopping.(need I say more)This is to funny!!!!

Original jpf @ 06/29/2006 at 4:52 pm

# 186 | SANDI I really don’t want to further bring anymore publicity to that den of evilettes, but the times I’ve havee ventured there a chick with a veil (avatar) seemed to be the most "gone", and this sounds like some of her off the charts babbleling.jpf

Original jpf @ 06/29/2006 at 5:01 pm

# 187 | Alexanderina They’ll make him babysit all three kids..alone,,,as punishment lol.jpf

mrs smith @ 06/29/2006 at 5:12 pm

186..Sandi…You have me rolling on the floor here, laughing so hard that the tears are just streaming. My kids are really wondering about their poor mom. Say you are kidding, please! You actually believe that Angie is doing voodoo on Brad because you read a report that she had given him a ‘ground-up bat’ for hexing relationship! Wait….let me stop laughing a bit here. Then his erratic behavior was further proof of this report. Sandi, Sandi, Sandi…please stop reading the National Enquirer, and believing them. I can’t even type anymore, I’m laughing so hard.

Alexanderina @ 06/29/2006 at 5:14 pm

# 190 | Original jpf | - lol, that would be the best punishment ever, three kids under the age of five, I think the kids would drive him insane lol

Hi all. Ok I was already laughing about the fake ID thing? Osama? Lol. Imagine using Brad Pitt’s pictures on your own ID. HAHAHA!# 186 | SANDI LMAO. As much as I hate the mere mention of female first, that was funny. That chick is insane but that was so funny. Thanks for that.

The evil machinery called FF must be stopped because they try to make people lose focus of important issues and discussions. May the Lord help us from this evil.

Original jpf @ 06/29/2006 at 5:23 pm

# 193 | stardust What’s sad is that none of it is tongue in cheek. they really believe the _hit that they come up with! jpf

Listening to Brad on the Charlie Rose show, how can anyone say he is not a perfect fit for Angie.He is very insightful, aticulate and all honesty!!Like Angie said, "People don’t know alot about him" she also once said, "How can you not love Brad" If only Aniston knew and appreciated what she had!! stupid gal!!

My advice to people at FF:For what we learnt these people are jilted women. It is however becoming very obvious that you are bitter, hateful, malicious and also enemies of progress. There is no man that will be attracted to women with these qualities. Try to look inwards and find something good about yourselves and try to project it to humanity, otherwise I predict you might die as lonely women. It is pure evil to wish another human death or to spread lies. Enough is enough.

Passing Through @ 06/29/2006 at 5:41 pm

Which brings the burning question, do you ever wonder though what the haters were into before X? Or has it always been X for them (10 years is a long time to be indocrinated in that cult).# 172 | the real tita +++++++++++++++++++++I figure the haters were into stuff like "Friends" and "Will and Grace" and "CSI". Those shows don’t exactly inspire one to think about life after the episode is over. I’d watch BtVS and marvel at the contradiction that was Spike. He’s by far the coolest vampire ever. And James Marsters is such a great actor that I really wish he’d be a little more diligent in going after major roles. He’s always said that all the good roles are the character roles and that’s what he’s drawn to. He was recurring on Smallville this year, but as much as I love him I could hardly watch it because that guy who plays Clark Kent (Tom Welling?) is absolutely wretched! The guy that played Angel - David Boreanaz - hasn’t got 1/100th the talent and he had another show on FOX this year. Marsters loves to do theater and play his music and dabble in TV to pay the bills. He’s definitely a character.# 176 | Alexanderina ++++++++++++++++++++Ooh…another BtVS fan. I’ve got e-mail buddies that all watched the show and we’d e-mail back and forth after the show analyzing it. The show where Buffy & Spike finally did the wild thing? HELLO! Damn…that was hot. They had footage they couldn’t use because the WB was worried about airing it in the 8pm time slot. The fans were like…move it up to the 9pm hour! We were ROTFL because everybody was immediately waiting for the fanfic writers to do their take on it…in a much more explicity way.

# 195 | Original jpf I know what you mean. I’m trying to read what that insane woman wrote as a joke because I know if I take it seriously, then I would just lose it. I mean the first sentence itself tells you that she is mentally imbalanced. I would feel pity for them if I thought they were harmless crazy people but those people on that site scare the sh*t out of me. Yeah I don’t like X but I’m not going to go wishing death on her or her friends (although I would like them to shut up once in a while). There are some really crazy wackos out there. Scary. O_O

Passing Through @ 06/29/2006 at 5:49 pm

# 186 | SANDI Oh. My. God. Those women are off their freaking rockers. Not that we didn’t know that already.

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