Brad & Maddox Riding ATVs!!!!

First on the rumour list is that Brad Pitt’s mother, who is in love with Jennifer Aniston, will be invited to the ceremony, as will Courtney Cox - Aniston’s favoured matron of honour. And, for Vince Vaughn, the most important thing is to get rid of his big belly - he’s apparently started on the Zone diet to try and get in the best shape possible ahead of the rumoured wedding. Jennifer Aniston is already a big fan of the Zone diet, so we can only assume that it involves making loads of rubbish films and then losing weight by crying and chainsmoking a lot.—————LMAO. Satire but true

Remember this info African Girl wrote (awhile back)Global Warming - AJ’s fault. How dare she be that Hot.Wars - AJ’s Fault. Seriously can’t this woman decide which side of the fence she is on? Poverty - AJ’s fault. Why does she need Toilet paper for? There starving kids all over the world. The money she spent on Tissue would have fed ten billion children.

# 1141 | Maniston |":(

forgot to write that I’m lol at these so called save the environment campaign stuff.. # 1132 | Maniston & # 1133 | Be sane —LMAO!

I’m back. Did I miss anything? I had to go to the bathroom but I knew that using a toilet would tick "our environment" off so I took my own advice and dug a hole in my backyard. The environment is happy but my neighbors are not. I guess you can’t please everybody.

# 1152 | Maniston | - ROTFLMAO, you are too funny lol

Angelina Jolie Facing ‘New Mom’ Stress By Julie PikeJul 7, 2006 Angelina Jolie is a first time biological mom and the American stunner is finding out the hard way what many moms already know. The first child isn’t easy and the new mom stresses can be at times overwhelming. Despite what many perceive as a head strong and tough Jolie, she still has to deal with the late night feedings, the crying spells and the doubts that new mom’s face.In Touch Weekly reports that is happening behind the gates of Brad Pitt’s heavily fortified compound in Malibu.Since giving birth on May 27 there have been days "when Shiloh’s crying and Angelina’s tried everything she can think of to soother her and it hasn’t worked - and Angelina bursts into tears herself," an inisider tells the magazine.For Angie - hey girl - that’s normal.***Angelina, 31, is feeling the strain as she also has to deal with her adopted children Maddox and baby Zahara. Even when she returned to Malibu and friends here in the states wanted to help Jolie reportedly said - according to the "insider" cited in the magazine - that she appreciated the offers for help but "needed rest."She wrote the friends, "I’ll be in touch soon - just give me some time," the Jolie pal told the weekly.***Brad, 42 has been doing his best to help out, according to the report, but soon he will be off to work. The hunky Hollywood actor reportedly stars shooting ‘Ocean’s Thirteen’ on July 13 in Las Vegas and friends say that may devastate Angelina.But Vegas is a short flight back home to California - so expect him to loge some hefty miles in the air between Vegas and Los Angeles.***While many see Jolie as so many of her movie characters - these types of reports prove that she is indeed sensitive and struggles just like every non-famous mom.Stress is a normal part of the process - Angelina will likely come through just fine if she is given time.–Julie Pike

**otgitane has a new ff on EA..dont know if it’s here on j@reds

LOL @ Steph. *hug* Im sure Angelina will kiss his bo bo and make it ALL better Lucky ******* :p

Okay what is wrong with the server? My posts keep disappearing.#1145 / ThetruthAnd there in lies the problem. Our stars are suppose to be shallow airheads….we look up to them for what shoes to wear, what color to dye our hair, what the latest fashion trend is…..nothing more. So this new this is confusing……they’re messing with the status quo gosh darn it!#1146 / PMOh we have to find a new set of problems to lay at BP’s feet. That is for AJ…even though the first one does apply.#1152 / ManistonRotflmao….#1153 / StephHe’ll have sand in his Hair…SAND. I don’t think you understand the magnitude of that…..SAND IN HIS HAIR!!!BBL

((((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))))))))New Update on the BRAD home thread. Hope you guys like it.

Well BAMZS’er Mateys!Time Check: 3.55am Saturday…must try and get some sleep now. Another big day, well, ummmm, just like, later on today now! I am going out to take more pics of me beautiful whales that are starting to arrive here. (For promotional stuff, etc….)Cheers Mateys!!!Thankx for all the laughs…esp. You Maniston!!! Wicked! ":)

Greetings to all here at JJ! I’m getting some laughs on the Brad jokes…hey, that cell phone isn’t recycled man, do remember those smoke signals, they’re much more secure and private. Anyway, sorry I’ve been so busy with my second job I haven’t caught up enuf to post here. To let you know, I am following the convos that are rather amusing. ************UMMM…# 1010 | Agnieszka …. what can I say? LOL. I remember those problems on the board last month and wish I could believe ya, girl. I just say, tell Angie about the work I’m doing with these kids in poverty as a teacher at a Title I school. Tell her I have $60 grand in student loans from college and I’ll have to pay them till I’m in my 60’s! If you indeed work for them, this is a cause they’d be sure to understand, cause the government sure won’t cut me a break on payback, my luck, I had my first student loan 6 months before the new bill was passed to allow teachers in shortage areas to cancel federal debt. It’s killing my family. So, go ahead, Agneiska, my cause is your cause if it’s real. It just seems that Angie would understand this situation, regardless of what’s happening on any ole internet site. I’m real world. Are you? I guess we’ll see you in the next photos at the airport holding Mad’s hand or carrying Z. Looking forward to it. Don’t forget to let me know what Angie thinks about teachers and the educating of poor immigrant children..I’m all ears, uh, eyes. LOL

I just read your rebuttal to my post from last night (wasn’t 3 am as I think bunch of loonies said, we’re not all in the time zone shown — I’m PT).After the tone and assumptions of the first two respondents, I must say I appreciate the character and thoughtfulness of your response. I can respectfully agree to disagree with you on some things, but you do often express your opinions in an intelligent and persuasive manner. Thank you.#1069 — thank you for the (unintentional) laugh this morning. I’m sure JA would like to be referred to as ‘it’.

There was one movie star that recently turned them down and they pulled her out of the cover. I forgot who it was though. Maybe somebody on this thread will remember who it was. She didn’t want to talk about personal stuff.# 1171 | the real titaI think it was jessica simpson.