Baby Shiloh Pictures - WAXED!

wow…ppl really are obsessed!

once again jared, you are awesome! i’m so glad i found this site!

Thank you thank you so much Jared!!! love you young man…you’ll be my online son….lol

lucky kid!!

Thanks Jared sweetie!

Jared & Audrey Thank you! you two are the best!

Thanks Jared!CLINIQUA, Can you see them now? You poor thing!|#2 Raqchel |You know Brad has been digging those "twins" for the past couple of months!

Ritygal why do you bother to post ?

are my eyes deceiving me??? look how big maddox now…lol…he’s now almost 5 years old, isn’t he???….i think he’s the king of the jolie-pitt household…lol

Thanks JJ! Boy you’re quick!Evening, can’t stay, but I wanted to say that I have never seen pic’s of Brad & Angie cause this much massive wailing and gnashing of teeth in cyberspace SO fast! I took a quick scan around, and it’s off the hater hook. Angie looks the bomb, Brad too, Maddox is so beautiful and BIG! and all these things along with the knowledge that "they were out having lunch and fun with their son," probably during some special attention time. jpf

She looks so good! I hope she doesn’t lose anymore weight.. she looks perfect the way she is right now. They make a great looking couple. LoL

She is beautiful, I love this family soooo cute, But why is she walking around bare foot???? Britney started a weird trend.

The Insider just showed Madame Tussaud’s baby Shiloh. As for her depicting of B&A, and X last year as characters of the Snow White fairy tale, I much prefer to be represented as the step mom in that set up. Snow White looked so dumb with a big red bow on top of her head. I think they are trying to make fun of X.

# 23 | sarai | It’s not a trend… she was walking on the beach (sand)… she didn’t have flip-flops, she has a pair of pumps and i guess she didn’t wannna get sand in it…

I think they look great, they’re obviously not happy to have the paps around, but then again what’s new? I don’t even think she had to work out to get rid of the baby weight, I think it came off naturally through breastfeeding. She didn’t gain a lot of weight to begin with. It’s good to see them out and about. Is it me or has mad gotten big? oh! they grow up so fast.

MY GOD!!! i have missed them so much.LoveAllah firstpht*Mohamed*(pboh)secondmy parentshusband and childrenBAMZS!!!LOLwhat can i say,i’m a nut case..lol

I love so much this family!!!!!

I was just now getting around to reading the St. John’s Ads thread and was wondering where everybody was…and now I know! Another new thread! And look…Brad and Angie are together…with Mad! And Brad’s wearing that stupid pork-pie hat again! Oooh…looky…Brad’s walking in front of Angie! Yippee! He’s a man again!

Thanks JJ for this lovely photos. I admire this family very much. More power.

# 35 | Passing Through Oh I love him in that hat! One of my fav pic’s is the one of them walking on the beach in Malibu, and hes sporting that lid looking um um um lol.jpf

# 35 | Passing Through | - Sorry PT, I love the hat lol

# 38 | gitane Lol!!! We know they’re cussing each other out under their breath………oh, my bad, that would require them to be photographed hugging, grinning, and gazing into each others eyes…..just ask all those celeb couples we THOUGHT were happy.jpf

# 40 | Madison Agree. I think she’s the perfect size right there. She’s got more bum than she had before, but it’s all in proportion. Just gorgeous.jpf

I’m still in awe..

Wonder how Madd got more tan than usual, since we didn’t see him for the last 3-4 weeks.

Expect on the heels of these pics, for Maniston to appear somewhere in a smock top, or riding VV like an airplane. LMAO The fanistons have contacted their fearful leader and told her of the latest fall st john campaign where Angie is beautiful beyond comprehension, and the latest Brad & Ange & Mad pics, and she HAS GOT to do something to top it.

Expect on the heels of these pics, for Maniston to appear somewhere in a smock top, or riding VV like an airplane. # 51 | CLINIQUA |————————————————–ROTFLMAO

# 49 | ntt Just because you haven’t seen him doesn’t mean he ceased to exist. He was probably playing around the grounds of the estate which can’t be seen by the papz.

#16 /Gitane Okay….I’ll have them before the end of the week. Sure hope you aren’t the sensitive type. I am with you on the comapring AJ to BS (Ha ha, it is BS afterall.)#35 /Passing ThroughI read your post….sorry you had a hard time and nice of you to look out for all the other Tech guys out there. They won’t have that problem with me though….*SIGH* I guess it’s Confession Time…..here goes. I, AG, am a neat freak…and I mean freak. My nieces call me Aunty Pick because that’s all I do or tell people to do. You know those tiny things in the rug that everyone one brushes off…well, not me. I am always on my knees picking stuff up. I carry my own mini cleaning supplies (Thank Goodness for walmart) and my keyboard is always sanitized with my little Q-Tip and Alcohol. Under my desk….you can eat off of it. My sisters say I have a mild case of OCD, which I don’t agree with. I just like things to be clean….very clean.Re: BP walking in front of AJLol….yep, using the Haters Logic, He is indeed the man….but considering how often they change their minds, don’t be surprised if they come up with a new theory…like oh I don’t know, it’s hard thinking like them. I try not to do it often for fear that my brain will turn to mush but here goes, they might say he’s not being a gentleman. I know, I know it is Idiotic but that’s what they are. By the way, I am certain this will be the least idiotic interpretaion they will come up with, be prepared to LYAO.

LMAO! but don’t get too excited. they’re not showing any affection. they can’t be very happy if they’re not pawing ceaselessly at each other. i mean, just the fact that they spend time together can’t be a sign of true devotion, can it? # 38 | gitane ++++++++++++++Gitane - I was just mocking the haters and even some fans who kept saying they were never together. "How come we never see them together anymore?" "Brad dumped her that’s why?" "Why don’t we ever see the kids anymore? "Why doesn’t Angie ever come out of the house?" "Why don’t wee see Mad anymore?" "Why’s Brad always walking behind her?" "He’s whupped, that’s why." "She’s the man and he’s the *****." Etc, etc, etc.

does the second word end in Y.yes.

# 51 | CLINIQUA ROTFL. Yeah…you know she and Huvane are probably deep into a strategy session right now!

Gitane and Original JpfLmao….I see I’m not the only one channeling the Fanistons. AlexanderinaThanks for confirming that we know these morons so well. Aren’t they so predictable.#51 / CLINIQUARotflmao…..thanks for that image now that is all I’m gonna have in my head. Jeez, nightmare galore.

Kearnie - sitting down here trying to imagine this "Uncle with pork-pie hat" pinching PT and GETTING AWAY WITH IT.;-)

I love this couple, so gorgeous. I know they are in love and committed but I’m selfish, I really want to seem them showing PDA in the public, that will be a suicidal rage for the maniston fans. haahahahaha………

they know the paps are there, so definitely no PDA, thats normal. Now, if they did show PDA with the paps around then something is wrong, remember, Anguila, with B& JA? separation afterwrds.

Those pork-pie hats reminds me of an elderly uncle I had who liked to pinch our cheeks. # 62 | Passing Through |————————————————–OMG LOL, I had a uncle like that as well, that is to funny, he used to pinched our cheeks lol

# 71 | virgo | I think the only time we’ll see that is if they are not aware of the paps…like when they were in Berlin in Pups restaurant and on the streets in Paris.

# 69 | cate LMAO indeed. As a bamzs fan, I am a bit selfish too and if they do show such thing then I could just see myself collapsing, passing the ef out .

# 50 | gitane Isn’t that the truth. I don’t see where any of the things people assume make a couple "a happy couple" is proof that they are. Smile for the camera, wrap your arms around each other, give each other a smooch, and as far as the publics concerned they think all is right in your world….. just as Brad lol. jpf

#74 / Passing ThroughIs that what you meant….well, then shooo…huh….ha ha ha, you see, the thing of it is…my post, it was a joke, I mean really….who is like that anyway, it’s so crazy….right.

# 79 | CLINIQUA CTFU! great post lol. When the heck are those anistoners going to wake up? fools.

# 79 | CLINIQUA | - LMAO, that is a great post

Night Gitane!

# 79 | CLINIQUA ROTFL. Cliniqua…that post sounds like either you or I wrote it! We need to find out who that person is and get ‘em over here when the haters are thick on the ground!

# 89 | CLINIQUA | - She sure does look pregnant

OMG ritzy…and would you believe, if it’s the place I’m thinking of, this will be the first time I am not staying there in 3 years. Crap. LOL No worries, I’ll be across the street though - perhaps i can crash Bill’s party (yeah riiiiiight) or at the very least people watch from my room. LOL

Here is my take on PDA:PDA, to me, does not mean tongues down throats as they walk to the car. It doesn’t even mean touching in any way, what is does mean is just a relaxed sense about them.They just had lunch on the water and walked on the beach yet they both look like they’re gonna vomit, or at the very least, constipated.They are two huge stars. They know the paps are part of the deal. They’ve been dealing with it (at this intensity) for over a year and in general for years prior. Why do they have to look so tense? And I ask this because I assume they were enjoying themselves at lunch and on the beach and their change in demeanor makes it weird for Maddox.What does it cost them to just ignore the paps and keep on being themselves?I don’t think I’ll ever understand that.

# 79 | CLINIQUA ….lmao….you’re on fire lady….hello ladies/fellow bamzs fans…..shout out to my kababayan….kumusta??i was so happy when i log on to jj’s, i saw the new pics of bamzs….look at mad…he’s gettin bigger….and those twin peaks of my chickie babe with that tongue of braddy coming out….lol….

Man, they really make a handsome looking couple don’t they? Maddox has grown so much. That Tussaud thing is weird. It depends on how it’s handled. They don’t usually do wax of children so that’s why, there aren’t any of Maddox & Zahara. I’m sure we’ll hear and read a lot about it tomorrow. The haters will once again twist and find a way to "blame" Brad & Angelina for this exhibition.

do you think brad’s licking his lips in the third pic cuz he’s checking out his lady’s bootay?

I wonder how Brad and Angie are going to andle this one? I mean could you imagine signalling out one kid out of three. I think it would be great to do the whole family

Man, Angie could feed the whole BAMZS family with those. Seriously. She’s like 3 times her normal size. Watch, next the haterzzz will be saying she got implants along with her C-section and that Shi is really only being fed formula only. LMAO

what can i say except that i heart this family!!!!!!!!!!!! go BAMZS!!

# 79 | CLINIQUA | I saw that over there and thought……all right Cliniqua is here~ I could have sworn you wrote that~ I hav to admit they are a raaaaaaunchy crew over there but there are some fireshooting Brangelina fans chanting them down too. Hysterical.

From Perez.. ;-)Uh, hey fools — Ange is coming directly from a walk on the BEACH with her man and her little boy, she is not in a Speedway Gas Station with bare feet marinating in piss and pubic hair like Twitney, kay?? Kay.That said, Angie looks amazing…Brad must be in heaven with that rockin’ bod of hers….and btw, there’s a wall of papz in front of them, you silly ******* who are yelling all kinds of **** - that’s why Brad walks in front and it’s also why they don’t have neither the time nor the inclination to bark like a seal at the rude ass papz command and give them any cheesy smiles. They’re getting in their car so they can go home, be with their family, and **** each other’s brains out. Leave em’ be. Admire their perfection, BOW…and move on.Posted by: PEREZZLEluvYA

Ahhhhhhhh Prez, nowI must go back and vsit his sight. I stopped a while back because thier was too many haters and not enouh BAMZS. Now we have multipled…………………….

# 112 | CLINIQUA …lol…you’re a very feisty girl/woman….give the fanistons hell C…lol

# 96 | ritzygal I think they’re doing just what I’d do in their shoes. They are at the end of the day a family. They have a personal life, and a private life, and they don’t owe us entre into that just because they’re celebs. We DON’T have a right to that, and I will never understand why some feel that yes we do.Since the begining of fandom, celeb’s have provided their public with "extras" that hopefully translated into a level of popularity that turned into dollars via whatever the celeb was selling (movies, music sports). Smiling for the camera came with the territory if you wanted to get somewhere, and I guess for some it’s still a big part of the game, but when it comes to their private selves, they don’t owe a smile, a hello, a kiss my @ss, or anything. Angelina & Brad were out with their son for an afternoon of family time, not promoting a movie. I have more respect for them in their stance to keep what they’ve found for themselves than I can express, and if that means that I never get a shot of them hugging, kissing, or doing anything else I wouldn’t be doing in public than more power to them. They’ll be around and probably even happier yrs from now, and after all those couples who do everything BUT screw in public have brokenup and faded away. JMHOjpf

# 118 | Original jpf | - WOW Original jpf, Well Said and ITA with you. I truly don’t think that they owe us anything as long as they are happy that is all I need.

Love Brangelina. Maddox is cute Need to see Z & Shi!

#118 Original jpf, Well said!

# 121 | ritzygal Not sure why the sarcasim since I wasn’t attempting to do anything but post an opinion, not pick a fight. jpf

# 118 | Original jpf | Great Post & ITA…Even if they were smiling and being affectionate to each other, they would still be critisized. These pics are just a moment in time… we don’t see what went on in the restaurant or while they were walking on the beach…It’s like everyone was complaining that they haven’t seen Angie or the kids since Labour Day… we get pics today and still there are complaining… BAMZS can never win…

# 121 | ritzygal | - Why it is okay for you to express your opinion, but its not okay for others? Original jpf, was just expressing her opinion, so just take a chill pill

# 129 | angelah | - lol, me too, I like the one where Brad tongue is out lol, that man is pure hotness

What does it cost them to just ignore the paps and keep on being themselves?I don’t think I’ll ever understand that. # 96 | ritzygal ++++++++++++++++I think they’ve made the decision not to give the razzi any big money shots. If they have the same facial expressions and demeanor all the time, those photos aren’t going to bring anybody a bunch of money. But if the razzi get photos of them groping each other, kissing, or just holding hands, then that person is going to make a bunch of money. That’s why I think they need wait for a day when there’s 30 or 40 razzi stalking them, then go out in public holding hands, smiling and play kissy-face. Then you’ve got 40 razzi with the same photo and they’re worthless. However, if they do that then the risk stalking them even more in hopes of catching a REAL PDA and not a manufactured one. I also think that if things were tense between them it would show in Maddox’s face. He’s smiling in a one of the pictures and I doubt that Mad is a good enough actor yet to fake a smile for the razzi.

do you think brad’s licking his lips in the third pic cuz he’s checking out his lady’s bootay? # 102 | Alicia +++++++++++++++Not only is he checking it out, but he’s planning the ways he’s going to tap it when they get home!

# 137 | Shut-Up | I guess we just have to settle with the ff… or the un-rated MAMS dvd…thats the only steaminess we’re gonna get…

X17 added more pics…http://www.x17online.com/blog/archive/2006/july/25/article/here-they-are-the-beautiful-people/

# 139 | COLD HARD MATH | LOL!!!!

QQQQ, LOL, we posted at the same time! At least with us, the haters should know we are not the same person! Hehe!

testing 123

Wow Jared, you are quick you already posted the additional new pics. Thanks

Yeah, sorry about that guys, my server is acting up. Hopefully it won’t have any more issues.

Hey guys, i finally found the source of that stupid marraige story with "quotes" from Grandma Betty that came out 2 days ago…It was from The Daily Star, a British tabloid….So rest assured, it’s 100% CRAP!

# 149 | me | - ((((YAWN))))

Finally Pic’s of Ang and Mad, Still want to see the baby and Z. Thanks JJ

# 152 | Tabloids LIE | - ITA

# 159 | stef | - Hiya Stef, how are you girl?

WOW AJ AND BRAD ARE REALL HOT,HOT TO THE MAX!NO OTHER CELEBRITIES CAN COMPARE TO THEM.THEY SEEM THE GREEK GOD AND GODDESS.THEY ARE REALLY MATCH.THEY ARE BOTH GORGEOUS BEYOND IMAGINATION!

Jared you are the best!!! Thank you!

#149 /Me Here’s a thought, Maybe they heard all your complaints about announcing their donations and decided to take a page out of JA’s book and donated quietly…..so quietly infact, no one else knows about it. So what are you complaining about now?AJ got the part because of him. Yep, before he came along, she was wallowing at the bottom of the totem pole. No offers in the horizon….yeah, BP saved her. Now she’s got a free ride because of him. Yipeee, Glory and Praises. AlexanderinaMorning Alex, how is your day going?LaineyDoes she mean BP and AJ’s moms?

are my eyes deceiving me??? look how big maddox now…lol…he’s now almost 5 years old, isn’t he???….i think he’s the king of the jolie-pitt household…lol # 17 | jjoy ======================He does seem to be growing, I bet he is the king of the castle. I bet Z is also getting big, I cant wait to see her and the baby again. Lookie

# 167 | African Girl | Yeah, Jane & Marcheline

# 172 | me | Enough already….

# 40 | Madison She’s definitely carrying more junk in the trunk! LOL! Shes looks goooood!

Great story and picture of Brad and Angelinahttp://www.thecelebrityblog.com/2006/01/brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-top-skin-shame-list/

People ignore this me person.People magazine did state that when the money is given out they will outline the donations and where they went.

OMG, look at those boob and bun, much sexier than pre-partum. unfair…..

What is the big deal if she got this role because of Brad! She certanly does not need him to further her career - she worked with Oliver Stone, Robert De Niro. Perhaps, but of course why would somebody consider that, Mariane chose her and asked her to be in the movie.

my jen jen should have gotten that role ****.

187 you are so funny. You must be the one that has no life to get so upset over people who could not care less if you lived or died. I am just getting you people going. LOL so easy to get upset. Having some fun

# 61 | ritzygal Hi Ritzygal, I work very close to that hotel… actually, I live about 5 mins away. I am excited.

prefer the baseball caps. Those pork-pie hats reminds me of an elderly uncle I had who liked to pinch our cheeks. # 62 | Passing Through =========================LOL

hi

why all the crude remarks about her breasts? that is what a nursing mother looks like. I realize most bottle feed and are not used to seeing large breasts filled with milk instead of silicone but ok already!

(((((FANFIC ALERT)))))-THE END OF VAUGHNISTON!-BRAD’S HOUSE

Lol..yeah, all the crazies are out today. # 205 | African Girl |————————————————–LOL, we just have to ignore them, they are definitely not worth our time or energy

#149 /Me , "Here’s a thought, Maybe they heard all your complaints about announcing their donations and decided to take a page out of JA’s book and donated quietly…..so quietly infact, no one else knows about it. So what are you complaining about now?" # 167 | African Girl |AG. great, and only way to answer the dumb haters, X fans. Why is "dumb" always associated with X?Lookwhatitcando, regarding Madd being so tan, what I really meant was that BAMZS have ways to dodge the paps. Madd obviously must have been outdoor a lot, and yet we never saw any pictures.

Great story and picture of Brad and Angelinahttp://www.thecelebrityblog.com/2006/01/brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-top-skin-shame-list/# 179 | ABFAN———————That is an OLD blurb that came out last year…it’s almost as old as THIS:http://www.tvpredictions.com/hdtvskin012806.htm Swanni’s 10 Stars With Bad Skin in HDTV!When seen on the tube in crystal-clear high-def, these 10 celebs need a tube of Clearasil.By Phillip SwannWashington, D.C. (January 28, 2006) — Do you think you know which Hollywood stars have beautiful skin?Well, you may be wrong.High-Definition TV, which offers a picture up to six times clearer than regular TV, allows you to see the stars as they look in real-life. And because the picture offers such incredible detail, you soon notice that some "beautiful" celebrities have terrible skin problems.Acne. Pockmarks. Rosacea. Blackheads. Whiteheads. Some Hollywood stars have them in abundance but have been able to shield them from the public with everything from flattering lighting to airbrushed photos to on-screen digital effects.Yes, just because Hollywood says a star is flawless doesn’t make it so. Or, at least, not as flawless as his or her agent want us to believe. In HDTV, the ultimate reality television, the truth is revealed — whether they like it or not.So, here are the 10 stars who have the worst skin, as seen in High-Definition TV:1. Brad PittAmerica’s favorite male heartthrob would give some females a heart attack if they saw him in real-life. The Oceans 11 star has deep pockmarks in his cheeks, the result of a long-time acne problem. His name may be Pitt, but his face is a crater.I saw that a skin specialist recently said that his new squeeze Angelina Jolie has a skin problem. This guy obviously doesn’t have high-def. Jolie’s skin is beautiful except for that large mole over her right eyebrow. In high-def, it looks like Mt. Everest.2. Jennifer AnistonIf there were ever two people in Hollywood made for each other, it’s Jen and Brad. Like her ex-husband, Ms. Aniston’s cheeks are filled with pockmarks. They say married people start to look like each other after several years. Perhaps if he stays with Angelina, Brad will eventually lose the pockmarks and gain a mole over his right eyebrow.3. Cameron DiazThe actress has had a terrible acne problem since high school; her cheeks and forehead are littered with pockmarks and other blemishes. And it doesn’t seem to get better. Now in her 30s, Ms. Diaz’s face still has more breakouts than six episodes of Fox’s Prison Break.4. Maria SharapovaThe 19-year-old tennis star is very cute, but she’s 19, an age at which the Almighty wants us to suffer a little. (It’s the price you have to pay for being 19.) In high-def, Ms. Sharapova’s face is covered with small, red pimples. (Of course, you never see them in fashion and advertising photos, such as the one above. The Great Almighty’s work is erased by the Great Airbrush.) Hopefully, she will conquer the teenage affliction just as she conquers her opponents on the court.5. MadonnaThe Material Girl should reinvent herself as the Moisturizing Girl. Her face is dried up as if she hasn’t had a glass of water in years. 6. Renee ZellwegerLike Ms. Sharapova, the Chicago star is a cutie but she looks like she has a bad Rosacea problem; it’s very visible in high-def. There are large red spots on her cheeks and forehead.7. Kurt RussellThe Miracle star would need a miracle surgeon to fix the sun damage on his face. There are more rough patches than in a typical Hollywood marriage. 8. Ray LiottaOkay, even in non-HDTV, you can tell that the veteran actor doesn’t exactly have the smoothest skin in town. His cheeks even have more holes than the plot of his latest movie.9. Frankie Muniz For the last few years, the Malcolm in the Middle star has had to suffer his teen acne on national television. 10.. Tommy Lee JonesHe’s got it all. Blackheads. Whiteheads. Acne scarring. The Coal Miner Daughter star looks like he’s been in a coal mine ever since he made that 1980 film.____________________Yeah, that’s right….Chin. A. Maniston…not only looks like a dude, her skin is the texture of pumice stone. Angie is flawless, except for a beauty mark above her eyebrow…READ IT AND WEEP FANISTONS.

Just ignore the crazies,they had their breakup hopes dashed lastnight so they want to lash out.I wonder how much traffic Jared has coming through this site?The haters seem to find their way here everyday. # 211 | The real lou |====================Don’t ignore them, hit "report abuse" and have their posts deleted. *Nothing* pisses them off more than to have their crap removed!!

DEAR LAINEY GOSSIP,ODD that you LABEL fans of BRAD & ANGE ‘lunatics,’ just because you can’t stand criticism of your BACK-HANDED COMPLIMENT DIATRIBES against them. You’re so predictable it’s not even funny. Two positives one negative = The Lainey Formula.Perhaps maybe you’ll get around to name-calling the ‘Fanistons,’ who resort to racist evil slurs against infants and small children at some point….don’t worry take your time…I know you have your priorities — what’s a few KKK type hater posts, in comparison with someone calling you a fraud and sell-out, right?Toodles…Signed, THE BAC (BAMZS ACTION COMMITTEE: keeping websites that diss the family low on traffic since 2005)

# 213 | Passing Through | - I don’t really have a problem with Lainey, but I think that she is way to obsess about what us BAMZS fans think about her; and she likes to think that she knows everything but she don’t.

kayla why are you very jealous of these beautiful couple.have u been dumped before just like your idol aniston.you need to concentrate with jennifer aniston bec nobody taking any notice of her anymore.she doesnt even consider a movie star.she is just a tv star trying so very hard to be an actress,now that she’s almost 40 yrs old,her time has passed.have u seen aniston withoutanymake-up,gosh she look like barry manilow!u have to help how tofix her ugly face.she is an empty entity,even vince left her now.she got no one now.hu.hu.hu.

Like clockwork new pictures come out of Bamzs and the haters go into a tailspin,what is the deal with these people?We will be hearing their picture analysis ALL DAY LONG.Remember the Anguilla pictures haters?

Rica and Phi said to tell you all HI!and Asalamalakem # 31 | Somalian # 169 | Xan Waaleykum wa salaam.**************************************Somalian girl, where do you live. # 173 | sara |born and raised in somalia, but i leave in Toronto for the past 5yrs.

wow, they seem like the perfect family! I’m really rooting for them

Bumpity bump…_____________________Hey guys, I finally found the source of that stupid marraige story with "quotes" from Grandma Betty that came out 2 days ago…It was from The Daily Star, a British tabloid….So rest assured, it’s 100% CRAP!# 152 | Tabloids LIE ************************Yeah, I saw that too — fact remains though, currently there are 75 stories about Brad not marrying Ange because he’s not over the divorce - except quite a few put it in terms of him ‘not being over Aniston.’ I know they typically don’t address tabloid bs, but this should really stick in their craw, as they actually are phrasing these stories as if Maniston is the reason he has not married the mother of his children. To me, this is almost as disgusting as the paternity crap, as everyone knows that total sci-fi. This, they’re trying to give the ring of truth to by quoting his grandma. What makes it such an enormous dig is that Brad is now taking hits for not only being an adulterous scumbag, but also for knocking up Angie, adopting her kids and then refusing to marry her as he is ‘not over Aniston,’ - people are leaving comments on some of these tabloid sites saying crap like,’Great you piece of scum Brad, maybe you should have worried about keeping your promises BEFORE you adopted Angie’s kids and she got pregnant.’ He’s got this double whammy going from the fanistons and the Angelina fans. Like I say, Brad needs to clear this up. PRONTO. Tabloid or no tabloid, they typically will NOT quote someone unless they’ve actually talked to them, because they can get sued. So after you realize that, you understand that Brad needs to clarify what he told his grandma, or at least state unequivocally that he didn’t say it, or say it THAT WAY. This is really pissing me off.Switching gears…..____________________oooooooh Jared you are so amazing !!! Big deal every other blog has these pictures. Oh and by the way everybody’s making fun of all you obsessed people here ! haha ! # 176 | DLISTED **************************Oh, I’m sure Jared really feels bad about the fat fug lonely Aniston lovers ribbing him, in between his server crashing from the kajillion hits and kajillions flocking here to read his stuff. That is all. # 190 | CLINIQUA

Anyone check on Maniston yet? Is she still alive after seeing these pictures? Ang is beautiful and has looks and a body Maniston can never obtain. Ang has everything Maniston wants. HeHe. Besides the kids of course. Maniston hates kids.

Guest-you wish-we already addressed the ring issue-keep up next time-Yes the honeymoon is over-it was over June 1 2000. It was buried Oct.2, 2005!

JJ- Thank you for these pics! To the haters- You will never be AJ so get over it! What has Chinnifer done lately besides smoke like a chimney and tan all day? She is FUG and your AJ jealousy REEKS. CLINIQUA-Is there a way to contact you in private? I have some interesting info for you.

Good morning ladies, another new thread?…Thanks JJ and Audrey, you guys are spoiling us again…awww., but was having so much trouble logging on last night, so I give up.a lunch date and a stroll on the beach, now that is what I called romantic…even with Maddox…LOL.

So, where’s the ring? Shouldn’t he be wearing this symbol of his love?Just asking.

Does anyone here think ‘SCULLY’ (Gillian Anderson) will get as much heat as Brad or Angelina about her situaton?? I don’t. Not that she should or anything - I wish her all the luck in the world, and hope she’s happy. But the fact is, ‘technically’ she was married, had not split from her husband publicly yet, when she got pregnant by her new and current bouyfriend. What that goes to show is that you cannot judge people because you have absolutely no idea what goes on the personal lives of celebs (see purported ‘happy marriage’ of Brinkley, Christie)/b> Gillian Anderson expecting second childUpdate: Gillian’s rep confirms the news to People. The father is her new boyfriend, Mark Griffiths, and the baby is due by the end of the year, making Gillian at least 4 1/2 months along, not three as previously reported.Originally posted July 23rd: X Files star Gillian Anderson, 37, is three months pregnant, claims Britain’s Mail on Sunday, which features a photo of Gillian wearing a loose dress and apparently displaying a small bump. The article claims that Gillian has begun telling friends that she’s expecting now that she’s passed the 12 week mark. It is unclear who the new baby’s father is, as Gillian just split from her second husband in late April (around the time she became pregnant), but it is assumed that it is her new boyfriend Mark Griffiths, who recently moved into her home. Gillian has a daughter Piper, 11, from her first marriage.

Love Braddy with his tonge hanging out thanks!! for pointing it out, he is so funny love that man, He must have Angie laughing non stop

218-ntt—–I`m a dumbass? Duh, you dont think that they know the pics that are taken of them will filter through to the fans? So like I said no smiles or waves for their adoring public? Well maybe they think about as much of you as I do, which isnt much!!

I still think it sucks that Brad isletting this grandma thing stand…unless as Barb stated (perhaps they are to marry soon), and the grandma thing is a ploy.

JJ- Thank you for these pics! To the haters- You will never be AJ so get over it! What has Chinnifer done lately besides smoke like a chimney and tan all day? She is FUG and your AJ jealousy REEKS. CLINIQUA-Is there a way to contact you in private? I have some interesting info for you. # 226 | Love BAMZS************************With all the haters that lurk…are you kidding?? LOL …can’t you spill it here? LOL

Somalian, I am Somali too, but live in Ottawa.

238—Arnt you forgetting something dear??? Brad MARRIED Jen!!! He hasnt MARRIED Jolie. So how in the world can you say Jen is ugly when Brad MARRIED her? O I C I guess if the public thinks your ugly then your man has to leave you for someone better looking right? Well then you had better send your man over here, cause I have a feeling you look like the wicked witch of the east!!!!!

Miss Orleans, then you better get a barf bag, becasue the fans here love to speculate, and what’s wrong with that? I think that’s what message boards and blogs are for, you know… for people to talk. And I;m sure no fan of any other celebrity in the history of cinema ever, EVER speculated about a picture! Geesh, how stupid of us to do that, Let me hang my head in shame….And if you think B7A didn’t get it on while she was preggers, then you don’t know jack about a normal healthy pregnancy. Second trimester pregnancy sex is the bomb! Most women report that they wants lots of sex during that time. Why do you think Brad & Angie went and checked into a separate hotel in Paris for a couple of days during her second trimester? Sistah-girl had needs. that’s why, and she needed her man to take care of business without the little ones around, AND if you think Brad wasn’t counting the days up to the six week postpartum mark, which has come and gone btw, then you don’t live with a male with a normal libido.

They all look wonderful. Mad’s adorable. Angie looks curvier and more beautiful since giving birth.

Somalian, I am Somali too, but live in Ottawa. # 241 | saraWalahi? get out…Oh my god, finaly, i’m so happy.walal sooo Dhawoow

# 242 lleah I still stand by me theory that Brad was ****-faced drunk when he agreed to marry Ms. A, woke up the next morning and was too much of a gentleman to back out.

yes ileah there’s no doubt jen aniston is ugly.can you consider her pretty,well if that’syour opinion,i respect but you should our opinion as well that she’s not good to look at especially now her skin was damaged by too much tanning and sunbedding.have u seen her face in a reallly close-up photo.gosh she has aged so much.that’s my opinion ok?damaged skin can’t be corrected by any expensive beauty products.i hope she won’t get skin cancerfor neglecting her skin.brad married her 5 years ago and i think it was a biggest mistake he’s ever done.JA just used brad to become a successful HW star,but even brad failed to help her to attain her hidden goals,now who can she turn to.she is almost 40yrs old.no acting award,no babies,no lovepartner(not a gayfriend partner ok?),no career(not a tv career),no endorsements,and lastly no BRAD PITT!oh,i pity her,she losteverything.oh i forgot NO PERSONALITY,BEAUTY AND SEX APPEAL!

238—Arnt you forgetting something dear??? Brad MARRIED Jen!!! He hasnt MARRIED Jolie. So how in the world can you say Jen is ugly when Brad MARRIED her? O I C I guess if the public thinks your ugly then your man has to leave you for someone better looking right? Well then you had better send your man over here, cause I have a feeling you look like the wicked witch of the east!!!!! # 242 | ileah Ileah***don’t worry Halloween will be here soon, so you well back in busness.

# 247 | CLINIQUA Because Brad is a kind and compassionate man, who feels sorry for fugly people, that’s why.And Brad told you this personally? Or are we supposed to take your word for it?

# 242 | ileah He was just doing a good humanitarian deed.

Off to the gym and work. Haters i’ll be back tonight, so don’t pick on me while i’m out…I’ll see your ugly faces tonight…FYI*** JA** is not a goodlooking woman, but she is good looking MAN…BAMZS fans Rock…peacei’m out

# 257 | CLINIQUA Way to girl!

252-cookie—-Jen Aniston is a comedy preformer, hense they are never the most beautiful in hollywood, just look at the comedians of today and yesterday. Brad loved her. They spent months planning a wedding, so unless he was drunk for a year, that theory is blown out the window. Take a look around dear, take a look at your family and friends who are married, are they all the most beautiful people on the earth? Of course not, there is so much more to being with someone then their physical appearance. Bottom line, brad MARRIED jen, and he was sober and happy. Look at the pics! Now with Angelina, sure shes beautiful even though she needs hair plugs, hes not smiling. You would think after bagging a woman like that he would look like he just swallowed a canary, wouldnt u? Jen doesnt have to be beautiful, she was married to Brad Pitt, shes filthy rich, she can name her price for films, commercials, or even a sit-com. If she wants to get married again, she can pick any man she wants, if she wants kids, she can spit them out anytime she wants, if she wants to shop, spend a bundle. To be as ugly as she is and have the doors to open that she has, would be everyones dream. But then of course, you can also have Angelina`s life, having all the contraversy of being a homewrecker, buying kids, question of her mental health…..well lets just say I for one would rather have dried up skin at 40 with all the oportunities that Jen has, and with the golden reputation to go with it. You think Jolie will even be known as one half of the golden couple??? Maybe in her next lifetime, but not in this one. Now go take a pill before you upset yourself some more!!!!!

Guest-you wish-we already addressed the ring issue-keep up next time-Yes the honeymoon is over-it was over June 1 2000. It was buried Oct.2, 2005! # 222 | mommalibu Well said…I tip my hat to you.Two more points to make for our guests and Dlister imps1. Brad and Angie told the press they had no future plans to marry. (Besides they’re already married. *wink…*wink* LOL!)2. It’s 2006 not 1940… Bradley is a big boy of 42 and Angelina is a big girl of 31. If they were unhappy together, they wouldn’t be together. We all know children do not stop a divorce or seperation.

I just had to share this. I thought this was the sweetest most beautiful thing.Credit to steph @ bradforums.New Zealand Woman’s WeeklyFor the week ending 31st July 2006Author: Francis MullinsTitle: Angelina reveals: ‘Brad’s a dad in a million’.Fatherhood has made Brad Pitt ditch his party lifestyle and become Mr Mum - and he’s loving every minute of it.With a smile of contentment on her face, Angelina Jolie loves to lay back and listen as Brad Pitt cradles their daughter Shiloh in his brawny arms and softly sings her to sleep. Brad’s lullabies are usually ditties like, "Baby face, you’ve got the cutest little baby face", said friends. Or old rock numbers like "I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill." For Shiloh, his songs do the trick, and to Angelina they sound as perfect as anything by Brahms."Every moment she sees Brad caring for Shiloh, Maddox or Zahara makes Angelina love him more," says a friend of the actress. "She says she has found the greatest guy in the world and the best father there can be. Angelina marvelled at how quickly Brad bonded with Maddox and Zahara.Now, with seven-week-old Shiloh, he is so wonderful and she is simply in awe of him. "Nothing is too much trouble for Brad. He can change Shiloh and bathe her. Angelina has had problems b/reast-feeding so Brad tops up Shiloh with a bottle. Angelina thinks he’s a daddy in a million."The happiness with their children has made the love they have for each other all the greater, says their friend. "They laugh and hug all the time," says a friend of Brad. "With Jennifer Aniston, even in the good years, there wasn’t the open affection Brad has in his life now. He hugs and lifts Ange and spins her round. It’s pure joy, and you feel these two are meant to be together forever."But Brad’s head is also spinning for another reason. Lack of sleep while caring for his darling new daughter means he doesn’t always know what day it is. "Is this Wednesday or Thursday?" he has asked one of his close friends. "They seem to be running together."Not too long ago, Brad would have been preoccupied with meeting George Clooney for cocktails or working on his abs for a new movie role. Now he’s consumed with getting a nappy to fit right on Shiloh and being elated when he coaxes a burp from her. At that moment, nothing is more important to him.Unless, of course, it’s urging son Maddox (4) to learn how to kick a football. Or watching over 18-month-old daughter Zahara as she graduates from faltering steps to trotting around their garden in Malibu, California."For Brad, it has all changed. He’s a different guy," says a friend. "Brad was never shallow, but he liked the pleasant things in life. His life was going ahead without a blip on the screen. And the suddenly he was swept away with the possibilities - love for Angelina, a son and daughters. A real point to his life."Brad himself told interviewer Ann Curry on NBC’s Today, the US’ top breakfast show, that he’s not the same person. "I have kids now. It completely changes your perspective on the world. Being a parent is a true joy, a very profound love. You can write a book, you can make a movie, you can paint a painting, but having kids is the most extraordinary thing I’ve taken on."Since he and Angelina returned from Namibia, where Shiloh was born, to Malibu in June, he has had to face reality like any other new dad: when the nappy’s full, it might well be your turn to change it. "Brad makes Maddox laugh by ******** up his face as he does it and saying "Oh phew," says the friend. "Maddox shrieks and says, "Daddy, you’re crazy."Both Brad and Angelina have been getting up during the night to tend to Shiloh. Angelina feeds her and Brad burps her. Then they take turns to change her when necessary. "Angelina says she sometimes doesn’t know if she herself is asleep or awake," a friend of the star confides."She says every mum who has had to feed a baby during the night, either by b/reast or bottle, will understand. After a week or two of it, you feel like a zombie in some demimonde. Last week she said ‘I am woman, hear me yawn.’ But she wouldn’t have it any other way. When she rocks Shiloh to sleep after she had fed her, Ange is overwhelmed with feelings of love and contentment."Angelina has done a wonderful job helping the older children accept Shiloh, says the friend. When she was pregnant, she showed her tummy to Maddox and let him watch and feel the baby’s movements. And when Shiloh arrived, he took to her as though she were his own pet. He loves to watch the baby sleeping.Zahara showed some jealousy, but Angelina is bringing her round to understand that Shiloh will rely on her. Whenever Brad reads to Zahara, he asks her to remember the story so she can someday tell it to her baby sister.Along with his metamorphosis into a family man, Brad has seen a role for himself in the humanitarian scheme of things. A close pal says, ‘He wants to help the people of Africa. His children are a constant reminder to him of the beauty and neediness of the continent.” In the US, he has taken up environmental causes and says rebuilding of destroyed New Orleans can be a beacon for ecologically sound construction. “We can’t keep consuming ourselves to extinction,” says Brad. He has also been working with an organization called Global Green USA.The past few weeks have been idyllic for the Jolie-Pitts, but now it’s back to work – sparking false rumours of a trial separation. Brad is starring in the latest Oceans caper and Angelina is preparing for the upcoming A Might Heart in which she plays Mariane Pearl whose journalist husband Daniel Pearl was murdered in Pakistan.Initially, Brad’s ex-wife Jen was to star as Marian. But since their divorce, Brad has full ownership of their production company Plan B and he has given the role to Angelina, much to Jen’s horror.Even with busy careers, Brad doesn’t let the romance fade and often reads Shakespeare’s sonnets to Angelina. His friend adds, “Brad’s favourite line is, ‘Then may I dare to boast how I do love thee.’ He sometimes writes it down and sticks it on the fridge for Angelina to read when he’s away.”Yes, he really is a changed man…

Awww, they all look so great! The pictures are just not big enough, though. :-)From one of the pictures, I see Brad has his hard jaw line and probably was disturbed by the paps. Whom was he waving to in another picture?

MORNING ALL!The HATERS are ******* loosing it! In the past few weeks, we have seen the following:Angie getting one of the most coveted roles in Hollywood.Brad on the TODAY SHOW, gushing and blushing, telling the whole nation, that having kids, is the best thing he has ever done.Angie’s ST.JOHN FALL ADS.And now, these new pictures.I wonder if a certain someone is lying in a fetal position and smoking cigarettes right about now….THEN.NOW.FOREVER:BAMZS WILL ALWAYS ROCK!Have a good day, everyone!

# 145 | Lainey Afternoon all.Ok, this is why Lainey can kiss it……"And, in anticipation of what’s sure to be some furious backlash from the “Brangelina” lunatics out there – chill your sh*t out, ok?"In anticipation of something negative she decides to call anyone who *she* deems overzealous in their fascination of Jolie-Pitt…..lunatics. Has no one ever noticed that she never criticizes those who have been over the top in their hatred for all things Jolie-Pitt including anyone who doesn’t share THEIR view? Is it easier for Lainey to come down on fans as opposed to non fans? Sounds like it to me. Sounds like she feels she can say whatever the hell she wants, but if a fan doesn’t share her opinion then somehow they must be an overzealous Brangelina lunatic. She downplays her fascination with the couple while having no problem insulting those who don’t hate. It’s interesting that LG’s site was the main one focusing on Jolie-Pitt when the rumors that they were hooking up started wafting through the air. Her massive X dogging was/is ledgendary and LG’s ga ga ga-ing over the possibility of a Brad & Angelina pairing was actually being called obsession all over the net. Now that she see’s herself as "moderate," it’s name calling time for anyone who has a thought not inline with her’s and lets her know it (which if I had my way, no one would be contacting her) By the way, I’m not one of them emailing her. As it is I’ve already spent more time on her **** writing this post than I wanted. jpf

People seem to making a big deal because brad is not wearing the silver ring. Maybe it is because he is caring for a newborn. Or I remember this part of the gq article:Naturally, the wedding band is gone, but there is a large silver ring on his right middle finger with a curious space where a gem would normally be—“the anti-ring ring,” as he’ll later describe it. I ask Pitt who gave it to him. “This one?” Pause. “Actually, a friend.” GQ 2005Maybe since the ring is off , it means he is not anti ring or anti marriage. Everyone is saying it is Angie that doesn’t want to marry , I have always felt it is Brad who shy about marriage.

Laney’s a not so secret Brad hater. Go into her archives and see for yourself. It all stems from the Paltrow break up. She didn’t even put him on the radar screen until she realized she could get hits to her unknown blog by having Brad and Angelina stories. Please. She works for a charity in Vancouver, Canada! And gets most of her stuff from the early tabloids that she gets. She’s bogus when it comes to them. A big phoney.

Lainey in my opinion is a *****. Bitchier by the day.

Someone mentioned that they could at least wave to their fans. It looks like in picture 7 Brad is waving to the photogs.

I guess it’s inevitable–nice pictures of Brad and Angie and the loons show up.

# 272 | Guest They don’t need a ring to show proof of their love. They have Shiloh, Zahara & Maddox. That’s better than any damn ring made of tin.

# 270 | jjoy -it’s wednesday, LOL, you are losing it girl friend…:)))I had the same problem last night as well….actually it was all day yesterday, AG and I were blaming our computer, we were going to smash it with a big hammer ( borrow from Roger Rabbit)…but, with our brilliant mind, we have came to the conclusion that it was JJ’s server.

# 168 | Xan -Hi Xan, ITA with you, please says hi to Rica and Phi from us as well…

# 264 | ileah Sorry to disappoint you, but she killed the goose that laid the golden eggs. She can work on being bronzed or sunbaked. Actually, I never heard of or about her until Brad Pitt decided to give her refuge. So I suppose she is golden in your world.

# 206 | ileah ….keep wondering and waiting until you passed out….# 216 | ntt ….lol

# 294 | cookie LMAO. I loved it. Go cookie.

AJ thats who!She only got the part because of being with Brad.And yes I mean the Mariane Pearl movie. # 148 | me |========================Oh please, get a grip, if AJ was never even born, that no talent X could never play a serious role as A mighty heart. She won’t be in anything much in the future, you can count on that too, Excutives no that X is like the plague at the box office. Lookie

# 292 | Me Again! |WOW

The marriage issue was addressed also-research requirements for adoption and requirements to add a father’s name to a birth certificte if the mother is not married-research the requirements for US citizens born abroad as it relates to the CA law only-research the timeline of the social work visit-It’s already passed-but no visit-none is required for step-dads-last but not least-research how Shiloh could have been named Jolie-Pitt at birth and her name not having to be changed-then once you have done this bend your body forward pucker up and kiss the beautiful well rounded asses of the Jolie-Pitts!

# 292 | Me Again! | - WOW is the only word to use, Madd and Z are a DOUBLE WOW

# 292 | Me Again!Lol…that was cute and a little eerie. Mad and Z…Beautiful. Lourdes, Apple and Coco are also cuties. Maybe it’s just me but is there a resemblance btw adult Coco and Katie Holmes?Okay now that we "know" what the kiddies will look like, who do you pick for Mad? Coco or Apple? None of the above is not an option….lol. I go with Coco just because a certain someone will be tearing her hair out.

"Guys check this out…I wish they could do it for Shihttp://usmagazine.com/2006/599/morph/morphs.php" # 292 | Me Again!OMG, Zahara could be so beautiful!

ileah,just think of this,if aniston will play m.pearl in the movie,do u think she will give justice to the role?it is a serious heavy drama movie,not a comedy or horror film.do u think aniston will change her famous hairstyle just to fit in the movie?and i saw someof m.pearl’s photos,her hair is always pulled up,oh gosh,i dont know how aniston will look like with hair like that.ok let me think,a square jaw,a mannish face,droppy jaw,long nose.oh just ugly ugly.ileah that’s my opinion ok.

African Girl1. ok i’ll type slower for you2. I was not "talking" to you but to lookwhaticando

# 264 | ileah Hair plugs? What is wrong with you? Angelina and Brad are doing exactly what they want and choose to do. You harp on about marriage as though it’s the answer to all. WELL IT ISN’T!!! You write a page length post and at the end you have the nerve to tell someone to go take a pill. Well the pharmacy is open baby and YOUR prescription is up! Take a dose.Jen and Brad were married and yet they were unhappy most of the time. This has been stated over and over again. After 7 years 4 and half married, they called it quits. This has nothing to do with their looks and everything to do with their personalities and choices.Brad is now with Angelina who does not need hair plugs…you buffoon. They are trying to make a life together with THEIR 3 children. Jennifer maybe trying to do the same but you know what, her public choices so far contradict that. She has done nothing outside of promote herself and her drunken boyfriend if he is indeed even that.So what do we have?A. A couple that has become a family and is trying to promote awareness in their children as well as the world. A couple that is sure of themselves and have no need to prove to the world that they are indeed in love. They need only to make sure that they prove to each other the depth of their feelings for one another.OrB. A couple (?) or rather a woman who out of insecurity waited 10 years too late to try and hit it "big" on the big screen and out of sheer desperation has latched onto one of the worst men possible as not to look like the "looser" in this self perpetuated competition she seems to have going with Brad and Angelina. (and yes a some of this is propaganda is media driven but then again some of it’s not.) So at the end of the day, I may have dried skin at 40 but I’d rather have that dried skin along with a 14 year old son, an 11 year old daughter and a 9 year daughter and all the experience of parenting that comes with them. I would rather have that 40 year old dried skin with a man who has 52 year old dried skin and was once…twice known as the sexiest man alive, because if we are lucky enough to still be together then he is is still the sexiest man alive in my eyes. And if we are not together well…I would rather have the memory of how a beautiful man came into my life at 28 and changed it forever. And that is the difference.Xan

This is for the person who keeps bringing up that Brad married Jennifer and not Angelina:"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed." - Us Weekly, September 18, 2000–Brad PittYeah, being her husband really meant a lot to him. There’s just so much love and commitment in that statement.LMAO!

# 309 cookie–Yeah, we all saw that picture of Chin at a movie premiere a few months ago, when she had her hair all pulled up off her face. People went screaming into the streets; glass windowpanes and camera lenses shattered; children sobbed for their mothers.

All this talk about Maniston’s Chin! What about her big ass nose! Have we all forgotten about her nose? I know that massive chin destracts from the shnazz, but let us not forget about her old name Chinochio! BAMZS FOREVAH!

Here are the pics of the BAS wax figure… very creepyhttp://www.newscom.com/cgi-bin/members/s?path=Search_All_Content&nav=Visuals&f=NCOM%2Fsearch&s=brad+pitt&o=a&cbphoto=1&cbstock=1&cbhist=1&cbweb=1&cbgraf=1&cbill=1&cbcari=1&cbpage=1&cbcart=1&page=1

he.he.he.ileah calm down.dont try to pull your hair my dear.just calm down this aj & brad thread my dear.i need to read a book,for you information am a nurse by profession working in a big hospital in england and yes 40 is a very high risk to get pregnant.do you want me to give a name of maternity book so that you can get more information and to give you a proper knowledge about pregnancy.if u a well read entity,do u know the meaning of LMP,AOG,EDC,OH JUST THE SIMPLE OB-GYNE?u know you are very silly.talking about things that do nor even know.yes,women now are career oriented,but have u heard that in some countries if you are above 30+ and pregnant,the GP will require a lot of investigations to make sure the ovum/embryo is healthy.do u know this?by the way dou know what GP means?ileah go again to your room,take another happy pill,keep your gun again and dont pleasure yourself again

# 313 | Xan |….ITA…congrats Xan fro your wonderful family…..please say hi to Rica and Phi….BBL….going out to lunch….

((((((NEW THREAD ALERT)))))))))BABY SHILOH’S WAXED FIGURE

# 313 | Xan | - Great Post Xan, and please say Hi to Rica and Phi for me as well. Thanks

Angelina looks HOT and that pisses the haters off. I love it! GO Angie! Keep working that booty out it looks fabulous.

Everyone will you please stop talking to the ileah person!

ileah just admit these facts:AJ +BRAD are together now and probably forever,we dont know what future holds for both of them.JA+VINCE are match bec they are both comedians(as you said they both not attractive).just let themmove on with their lives and you lovable hater just stay in your room and meditate.by the way angelina is HW A-list my dear.probably its you who needs an hair plug and ask aniston to join you,bec. she’s getting uglier as the day passes by

# 298 | Andrómeda - I don’t know about Mad. His body seems to be longer than his legs…so cute, or may it’s just a long over size t-shirt., I think Z will be tall and beautiful, likes her mother, AJ.

Those are bad morphs…I’m not talking just Mad and Zee, there’s are actually a wee bit better than the others…but most of those kids, judging by the features they have now, won’t even come close to looking like the adults in the pic. The lourdes one should have been easy - all they had to do was reproduce Madonna, only w/ a darker complexion and brown eyes - and yet somehow in the morph, the kid stops looking like Madonna as an adult? Bizarre. Apple looks like Naomi Watts. Coco Arquette like Claire Forlani. It’s like they gave them features of adults that they resemble nothing like right now.

Well Cookie, We do have a slight bit in common, I worked as a cardiac surgical nurse in Toronto, before returning to school at the encouragement of my husband to achieve a PHD in Psyc. Perhaps I can throw out a few definations for you as well, do you know what ASD or MS is in the cardiac field? Can you explain to me how the human psychie works with the contributing forces of socialogy and geography within ones enviromnent? Humm??? Well surely we didnt come to this forum to throw around our successes or our grandeur now did we? I just have to say though that you dont speak as though you were with a brain in this forum. Pleasure myself with a gun? Indeed

ileah you are dumbass,you dont know what i meant when i say pleasure yourself?he.he.you are really dumb,silly entity.c’mon go back to uni again and find out what i meant about it.and come back here and teach me.and now ileah,go back to your room again,keep your gun again and dont pleasure yourself again ok?

We were just talking about Morocco (..when Ange visited Brad when he was shooting ‘Babel’) yesterday - so I thought you guys would enjoy Defamer’s take on it, when it broke…it’s hilarious….LOLBrad And Angelina’s Moroccan Sex BazaarFresh off their hot, African safari of sexual sex-making that inspired locals to fear a lion-mauling took place in their bungalow, new Hollywood golden couple (sorry, Cruise-Holmes!) Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie embarked on an erotic thrill-ride through Morocco, where Pitt is starting to shoot Babel. Rush and Molloy say People will say:[Pitt] and Jolie boarded a private jet to Morocco. Befitting their status as the most-hunted game in Africa, the couple was transported to Pitt’s hotel in a three-vehicle convoy. Their reunion was brief. Replenished with love, Jolie left the next morning.This trip presented a new set of challenges to the power-pairing’s publicists, who must stay one step ahead of the copulation-story-hungry press:"Bad news, boss. They’re in Morocco now.""****. For real?""Yeah. I would never kid about that.""God. Africa, that was easy. Lions, natives with clubs. I can work with lions and clubs. Morocco? What do we know about Morocco? Morocco doesn’t snap.""Morocco’s in Africa. I looked it up.""Yeah, but it’s not Africa Africa. No jungles, lions. Monkeys? I bet they have monkeys.""That sounds right.""No, no, no. That’s all wrong. We can’t say that a local overheard their ******* and thought it sounded like a bunch of monkeys flinging their feces or peeling bananas. It’s not majestic. Brad would not be happy.""Gorillas are kind of majestic.""(sighs) Do me a favor and don’t talk until I hit you with this rolled up copy of US Weekly, OK? The locals…the locals.""They’re Arabs, I think–""–OK, what about we say a merchant at the bazaar saw them carrying on like people who’d been together for years, then they were so loudly ******* in their hotel room that they were rousted by fifteen ululating busboys in turbans, who were scared of the noises? I’m just spitballing here…did you say Arabs?""Yeah.""We can’t go there. **** **** ****. OK. I don’t have the energy to fight through something that politically fraught. ****.""I can just call People and do the convoy-and-quickie thing. It still says that these kids can’t keep their hands off each other. It’s not art, but it’ll get the job done.""Sometimes you’re not totally useless, you know?""Should I make the call?""Yeah, make the call. (sighs) Morocco. Seriously, if they go to Jordan next, I’m gonna gave a ******* stroke."______________________

# 313 | Xan |Hey, Hey, Yeah!!!

From BradforumsNew Zealand Woman’s WeeklyFor the week ending 31st July 2006Author: Francis MullinsTitle: Angelina reveals: ‘Brad’s a dad in a million’.Fatherhood has made Brad Pitt ditch his party lifestyle and become Mr Mum - and he’s loving every minute of it.With a smile of contentment on her face, Angelina Jolie loves to lay back and listen as Brad Pitt cradles their daughter Shiloh in his brawny arms and softly sings her to sleep. Brad’s lullabies are usually ditties like, "Baby face, you’ve got the cutest little baby face", said friends. Or old rock numbers like "I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill." For Shiloh, his songs do the trick, and to Angelina they sound as perfect as anything by Brahms."Every moment she sees Brad caring for Shiloh, Maddox or Zahara makes Angelina love him more," says a friend of the actress. "She says she has found the greatest guy in the world and the best father there can be. Angelina marvelled at how quickly Brad bonded with Maddox and Zahara.Now, with seven-week-old Shiloh, he is so wonderful and she is simply in awe of him. "Nothing is too much trouble for Brad. He can change Shiloh and bathe her. Angelina has had problems b/reast-feeding so Brad tops up Shiloh with a bottle. Angelina thinks he’s a daddy in a million."The happiness with their children has made the love they have for each other all the greater, says their friend. "They laugh and hug all the time," says a friend of Brad. "With Jennifer Aniston, even in the good years, there wasn’t the open affection Brad has in his life now. He hugs and lifts Ange and spins her round. It’s pure joy, and you feel these two are meant to be together forever."But Brad’s head is also spinning for another reason. Lack of sleep while caring for his darling new daughter means he doesn’t always know what day it is. "Is this Wednesday or Thursday?" he has asked one of his close friends. "They seem to be running together."Not too long ago, Brad would have been preoccupied with meeting George Clooney for cocktails or working on his abs for a new movie role. Now he’s consumed with getting a nappy to fit right on Shiloh and being elated when he coaxes a burp from her. At that moment, nothing is more important to him.Unless, of course, it’s urging son Maddox (4) to learn how to kick a football. Or watching over 18-month-old daughter Zahara as she graduates from faltering steps to trotting around their garden in Malibu, California."For Brad, it has all changed. He’s a different guy," says a friend. "Brad was never shallow, but he liked the pleasant things in life. His life was going ahead without a blip on the screen. And the suddenly he was swept away with the possibilities - love for Angelina, a son and daughters. A real point to his life."Brad himself told interviewer Ann Curry on NBC’s Today, the US’ top breakfast show, that he’s not the same person. "I have kids now. It completely changes your perspective on the world. Being a parent is a true joy, a very profound love. You can write a book, you can make a movie, you can paint a painting, but having kids is the most extraordinary thing I’ve taken on."Since he and Angelina returned from Namibia, where Shiloh was born, to Malibu in June, he has had to face reality like any other new dad: when the nappy’s full, it might well be your turn to change it. "Brad makes Maddox laugh by ******** up his face as he does it and saying "Oh phew," says the friend. "Maddox shrieks and says, "Daddy, you’re crazy."Both Brad and Angelina have been getting up during the night to tend to Shiloh. Angelina feeds her and Brad burps her. Then they take turns to change her when necessary. "Angelina says she sometimes doesn’t know if she herself is asleep or awake," a friend of the star confides."She says every mum who has had to feed a baby during the night, either by b/reast or bottle, will understand. After a week or two of it, you feel like a zombie in some demimonde. Last week she said ‘I am woman, hear me yawn.’ But she wouldn’t have it any other way. When she rocks Shiloh to sleep after she had fed her, Ange is overwhelmed with feelings of love and contentment."Angelina has done a wonderful job helping the older children accept Shiloh, says the friend. When she was pregnant, she showed her tummy to Maddox and let him watch and feel the baby’s movements. And when Shiloh arrived, he took to her as though she were his own pet. He loves to watch the baby sleeping.Zahara showed some jealousy, but Angelina is bringing her round to understand that Shiloh will rely on her. Whenever Brad reads to Zahara, he asks her to remember the story so she can someday tell it to her baby sister.Along with his metamorphosis into a family man, Brad has seen a role for himself in the humanitarian scheme of things. A close pal says, ‘He wants to help the people of Africa. His children are a constant reminder to him of the beauty and neediness of the continent.” In the US, he has taken up environmental causes and says rebuilding of destroyed New Orleans can be a beacon for ecologically sound construction. “We can’t keep consuming ourselves to extinction,” says Brad. He has also been working with an organization called Global Green USA.The past few weeks have been idyllic for the Jolie-Pitts, but now it’s back to work – sparking false rumours of a trial separation. Brad is starring in the latest Oceans caper and Angelina is preparing for the upcoming A Might Heart in which she plays Mariane Pearl whose journalist husband Daniel Pearl was murdered in Pakistan.Initially, Brad’s ex-wife Jen was to star as Marian. But since their divorce, Brad has full ownership of their production company Plan B and he has given the role to Angelina, much to Jen’s horror.Even with busy careers, Brad doesn’t let the romance fade and often reads Shakespeare’s sonnets to Angelina. His friend adds, “Brad’s favourite line is, ‘Then may I dare to boast how I do love thee.’ He sometimes writes it down and sticks it on the fridge for Angelina to read when he’s away.”Yes, he really is a changed man…Thanks MrsSmith at BAfans

# 333 | The real lou Thank you The real lou. She is so bloody tedious. It is like a long-playing record that got stuck. Geez man!

# 328 | ileah You rant like a bitter, dumped and rejected woman. or an immature teen feeding off of tabloids. I site actions you site tabloids. Why are you so "in tuned" to Jennifer’s possible depression? That says a lot about you. You seem to be a woman stuck in a rut. Some man dumped you and so now you’re empathic to the so called feelings of ‘America’s Favorite Friend’ Either way seek help sweetie, you need it. I guarantee you Angelina’s hairline is just fine. But I don’t need to argue this or any other point. It’ll all play out on its own and in the end Angelina will still be an Oscar winning, one of the World’s Sexiest Women, a Global humanitarian Alpha female, and Brad HER oh…so successful, sexy and powerful Alpha male. Will they stay together? Who knows, but they are together NOW.As for Jen, well…the proof is in the pudin’ darlin’. She’s a washed up has-been unable to play a part beyond ‘Rachel Green’ and that IS NOT the fault of any divorce, she simply has no depth and can barely act. But lwhy don’t we take statement from your posts and let’s just blame talentlessness on someone else too.daddy?mommy?ex husband?exhusbands new girl?fed up friends?uninterested boyfriend?dead therapist?Oh Hell let’s just blame it on all of the above.You and your empath buddy Jen need to Face the reality of what is in front of you. That you and you alone are the cause for your own downfalls in life. You make your own choices…no one can force you (short of putting a gun to your head) to do anything. The choices you or Jen in this case make, directly affect and shape your future. The responsibilty is yours or Jen’s and you both need to accept that.

I don’t about you guys, I, for one, am really tired of Lainey the bitcha.Went to her site, seeing all nonsense there. Errr, who cares the Baked Ham actually nowadays? She is loosing the touch, tell ya.

# 341 | ileah | Please don’t waste your time. Really it’s not worth it. You try to have a discussion and they end up calling you names. God forbid you have a difference of opinion. Anyway, I don’t post I just read and laugh to myself how people can take this so seriously, is it really worth it and in the end what does it accomplish? I read gossip forums as an aversion, but take everything with a grain of salt.

# 358 | dragonfly | - Great Post and ITA

# 356 | CLINIQUA Sorry CLINIQUA, but aren’t they a tabloid? jpf

i have to wonder why not # 206 | ileah =====================May you should wonder why X is a miserable, selfish, using, backstabing B*tch. Lookie

# 358 | dragonfly The thing is that a lot of celeb’s go stonefaced under the same circumstances. Ryan Phillpe looks like he’s ready to growl every photo I see of him, and when that whole family is together, it’s like freaking Mt Rushmore! When Johnny Depp is alone, he smiles for the camera, but if Vanessa Para(? the rest) and their children are together out, they don’t even look at the camera. It’s all about looking for the elusive ***** in the Jolie-Pitt armor for some, and it’s just a fact to be lived with.jpf

Thank you Alexanderina!

Patricia–You read gossip forums as an "aversion"? Freudian slip, no?

# 369 | kidi |Please forgive me…DIVERSION !!!!!

Well maybe they think about as much of you as I do, which isnt much!! # 233 | ileah |=====================Your husband is not coming back, he left you for a good reason, probably one of the same reasons Brad kicked X to the curb, X was Dumped, You were dumped, Angie has a life the we can only dream of, She got Brad Pitt, she has Brad Pitts Baby, and his love and protection.

# 366 | Patricia C.No one is forcing you to choose. Personally, I don’t think JA is all that nice to villify Brad the way she did. JMHO. I see how the tabliods pacify JA and throw all kinds of crap towards Angelina. For me Angelina is good person because she doesn’t act the way the people want her to or expect her to, but as she chooses. I would have no problem with JA if not for the fact that she did have a hand in the way of fueling hatred towards Angelina. Anyone who promotes hate in others is not someone I can say is just a nice person.

# 374 | dragonfly |That was a wonderful intelligent post ! I wish everyone would take your advice.

« April 2006 | Main | June 2006 »Story TimeFrom ParentheticallyI’ve seen some funny things in my day. Oliver North flying ATA. A friend throwing a lime at a Canadian bartender because the tequila shots in "Canadia" are too small. Multiple people falling down stairs and such. But few things top this:Anyone with more than a passing familiarity with the magazine store at Connecticut and K