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Brad & Angelina Visit Wildlife Farm

Brad & Angelina Visit Wildlife Farm

Here’s some old news that’s just turned up.  Brad Pitt and then pregnant Angelina Jolie (holding a napping baby Zahara in her arms) made a trip to the Harnas Wildlife Foundation during their stay in Namibia. Above is a beautiful Pitt family photo with Harnas staff and friends. Friend Marianne Pearl and her son are on the bottom right.  Angelina’s chief bodyguard Mickey Brett on the left.

HWF is a charitable organization dedicated to saving endangered wild animals in Namibia. On their official website, the staff released a statement showing their appreciation for Angelina: "We would like to thank our patron Angelina Jolie for her support!"

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301 Comments

# 2
AddictedtoBAMZs @ 07/29/2006 at 6:58 pm

They are living such a beautiful and meaningful life. Look how happy and relaxed they are!

# 3

Second por first time…They look so good!!! I love them…Angie is beautiful and Brad very cute!!! Thanks Jared…

# 4
AddictedtoBAMZs @ 07/29/2006 at 7:01 pm

….with the exception of the little guy in the red shirt? Wonder what’s eating him? Is that Mickey on the left?

# 5
COLD HARD MATH @ 07/29/2006 at 7:01 pm

((((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))))New update, same old place. Hope you like it!

# 6

Aww, Zahara is such a sweetheart sleeping contentedly on her mummy’s shoulder. Angie looks really nice in the blue top - she should wear colour more often! Maddox and Brad look great too. Looks like they had a wonderful time in Namibia!

# 7

Thanks Jared. You are too good to us. Not that I’m complaining. lol. =)They all look great. Zahara looks so cute sleeping in her Mommy’s arms.

# 8
Missouri Fan @ 07/29/2006 at 7:06 pm

Humble family picture! To Jolie-Pitt Family - thank you for the contributions saving the endangered wild animals ! Sincerely, Missouri Fan

# 9
COLD HARD MATH @ 07/29/2006 at 7:06 pm

Thanks Jared. They looked really happy while they were in Namibia! TOO CUTE!

Just listened to the Howard Stern/Perez Hilton tape; I don’t know which one said X "always looks like she’s about to tell someone to **** off." LMAO!! And nice comments about Angie.

chinny chin chin @ 07/29/2006 at 7:10 pm

Man, that Glam.com ad to the left of the comments here has the worst picture of Chin! Her face looks three miles long.

Mariane Pearl’s is so cute. Looks like they had fun too. =)

Original Curious @ 07/29/2006 at 7:14 pm

Thank you JJ for the new thread. What a wonderful place to be a patron of. I went and looked at the site. Don’t they look happy and well rested there. I hope they don’t overdo it now that they are home - their plates seem so full.

*Pearl’s son*

That’s a nice pic.

Oh Angie looks so beautiful, and everyone is relaxed. Such a nice pic :)

thanks JJ. today you are so fast.!!!!!1

Thanks Jared for posting this… u rock as always

Passing Through @ 07/29/2006 at 7:38 pm

Cool picture. They look very happy.

freidaflo @ 07/29/2006 at 7:38 pm

I am so glad to see their happy faces.Hoping to see a similar picture of the BAMZS with his folks from Springfield, MO and with her family as well. AJ looks is so beautiful esp. when she smiles. THanx JJ.

Mrs smith @ 07/29/2006 at 7:43 pm

Thanks Jared. You are so good to us BAMZS fans. We know we can always count on you to get our BAMZS fix, even on weekends!What a lovely picture…Angie looks so contented, with sleeping Z in her arms…awwww. Many people, including myself, were unaware that Angie was the patron of this wildlife refuge until they went to Namibia and that info became public. Just so, there must surely be many other causes that she is backing financially, but which, she, herself, does not make public. It seems that the more I learn about her, the more my admiration and respect for her grow.

Beautiful Family. Thanks JJ ~

Thanks JJ for the new pics…..wow…they are a large group….are they all together or some are visitors like them to this resort??Heya Ate Char….magandang hapon….hello fellow BAMZS fans….good evening/night to all…did i miss a lot on the other thread??? from time to time i lurked yesterday but then i got busy with last minute letters and meeting materials so i need to go back to the other thread and/or read CHM fanfics…BBL…

Thanks j@red for posting these beautiful pics and a new thread.

The Jolie-Pitts certainly have a full life now! Everyone seems so happy here. And those babies..future friends of Shiloh, with a whole village for Madd & Zee to explore. I spent some time at the Harnas rescue website and there’s wonderful opportunities to help orphaned animals.. I hope more people find out about them and donate. For instance, the medical program that was started by Harnas can provide an entire course of prescription medicine for a local tribal citizen for just $10.Many thanks to JJ for providing us with more info!Peace to all~

# 25 | Zaiyana | In the press conference they gave just before they left Namibia,Angie said one the project they were looking into with the President’s wife was a school and clinic for the sans people. So maybe part of the money from Shiloh’s pics will go towards this..

((((((((FIC ALERT))))))))chapter 6 is up! two more to go…..you know how to get there…

Nice treat this beautiful Saturday. I almost missed this because JJ does not usually post something new on weekends. Thanks JJ and thank you to the BAMZS fan from the other thread who informed us about this new thread.

I wonder if brad is singing this song to Angie, his version lmaoSexy Back[Verse 1] She’s [Angelina] bringing sexy back Them other boys/girls don’t know how to act I think you’re special what’s behind your back So turn around and I’ll pick up the slack Take em’ to the bridge [Bridge] Dirty babe You see these shackles Baby I’m your slave I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave It’s just that no one makes me feel this way Take em’ to the chorus [Chorus] Come here girl Go ahead, be gone with it Come to the back Go ahead, be gone with it VIP Go ahead, be gone with it Drinks on me Go ahead, be gone with it Let me see what you’re working with Go ahead, be gone with it Look at those hips Go ahead, be gone with it You make me smile Go ahead, be gone with it Go ahead child Go ahead, be gone with it And get your sexy on Go ahead, be gone with it Get your sexy on Go ahead, be gone with it [6x] Get your sexy on [Verse 2] she’s bringing sexy back Them other fuckers don’t know how to act Come let me make up for the things you lack Cause you’re burning up I gotta get it fast Take em’ to the bridge [Bridge] [Chorus] [Verse 3] She’s bringing sexy back …..

Finally there’s something for me to look at and read about. I have been feeling sad for want of aj and bp news. Thanks JJ. You do know how I feel.

freidaflo @ 07/29/2006 at 8:13 pm

Just found out that songwriter Chip Taylor- ofWild Things hit is the brother of J. Voight. He had written hit songs for W. Jennings, E. Harris, A. Murray, J. Deshannon and the late J. Joplin.Another brother is a Prof. at Penn State. U.J. Voight graduated from Catholic U . of DC.Shiloh will surely get some of that smart genes.The JOLIE-PITTS rocks.

aww the whole family even holly and mickey!

Am I wrong in thinking that the woman @ bottom right of photo is like MP and her son Adam?

you’re not wrong. That is indeed MP and her son.

# 33 | 81 No you’re not wrong. It is MP and her son. There were other pictures that showed that she was there with her son visiting BAMZS.

Opps! Missed reading JJ’s comments that it’s MP and son. Silly me!

Beautiful picture. I have to catch up on the reading again.AG, your post in respnse to MAZ is hilarious.

Thats adorable! I LOVE THEM!

((((((OMG Gitane!!!!))))))))))) You hit another one out of the park!((BRAVO!!))) Just a beautiful scene — very emotional…I could see things unfolding just this way…waiting patiently for more! :-D # 580 | CLINIQUA |************************Wanted to bring this here gitane! :-)

# 29– LOL

African Girl @ 07/29/2006 at 8:41 pm

Wow! Nice pictures……awww, AJ looks adorable, like an earth mama. They sure were happy and free in Africa.Thanks Jared for the pix.Can’t stay too long….got something to do with someone….somwhere….guess I’ll work the details out sometime. BBL

Cinnabana @ 07/29/2006 at 8:49 pm

Coolest guy ever: On the German GQ site they have a poll running ‘Who is the coolest guy ever?’ and of course Brad is nominated. He doesn’t have a lot of votes yet, so my fellow Brad fans: • V O T E! http://www.gq-magazin.de/gq/1/content/15584/index.php

read it and weep @ 07/29/2006 at 8:57 pm

"Rumours coming out of LA suggest Brad Pitt andAngelina Jolie are to have a trial separationwhile he goes to film Ocean’s Thirteen."- Popbitch

Missouri Fan @ 07/29/2006 at 9:02 pm

# 42 | Cinnabana I vote.. not sure if it went thru- showed 1%-Brad

Missouri Fan @ 07/29/2006 at 9:06 pm

# 23 | jjoy - magandang gabi Eneng !!# 28 | Leila - Did you find Angie’s St John’s pictures?

Did Popbitch find out where O13 is filming? hmmmCause last time I checked it was a top secret and in Location…Plus, what is wrong with these *******@Popbitch.Didn">*******@Popbitch.Didn‘t they see Brad on NBC taking about not wanting to be away for so long because he is afraid to miss something.Or are they using "selective brain processing" when it comes to Brad and Angelina.See, it is ******* like these that make all ******* seem like saints

# 43 Oh bullshit.

make all ******* seems like saint when THEY aren’t BUT ******* period

This is so sad! @ 07/29/2006 at 9:19 pm

Ignore #43 read it and weep.This person is tring to get a rise out of you,that’s all.Remember we heard this stale rumor over a week ago.

# 26 | QQQQ |Angie said one the project they were looking into with the President’s wife was a school and clinic for the sans people. So maybe part of the money from Shiloh’s pics will go towards this.I think so, also. Imagine how many people in poverty would have their lives changed so completely. Many people in the US and other countries who have health care take for granted the fact that they can visit a doctor in an emergency or serious situation. (Yes, I know those inflated health care costs prevent so many from this access, but that is another issue..) I read where one of the founders of this organization, Harnas wildlife, married a doctor who set up a clinic in the village. There is a working relationship between the villagers and the wildlife organization, as they employ many natives. You can contribute directly to buy medicines, or you can designate a donation for many other needed areas of the refuge. And to think that $10 here, people spend that on Starbucks.. Just makes me wonder where the priorities are sometimes.I do hope to see Shiloh’s pictures fund education projects as well. That’s so much money… anyone know if they have to pay taxes on it? It would be a shame to have half of the 4 million go to gov. taxes.

#43 Popbitch, Separation during the day, while he is filming, but when evenings come, he’s outta there and back home to his clan. The guy said he doesn’t want to miss anything watching his kids grow up. So don’t hold on to your hope so much.

Wow. I was thinking of adding popbitch to bookmarks, but now that I see they recycle several week old easily disproven lies, I think I’ll skip it…where were you when we already busted those wishful thinking faniston ******* as Brad isn’t filming anywhere else but in California and near Malibu at that, and when Brad showed up on NBC raving about the fam to Ann Curry. ….or wait a sec - I think it’s popSUGAR that’s the site I was thinking of and wanted to bookmark…nevermind. popbitch is a late as hell 3rd rate newsletter run by 3rd graders, BAC reports - in other words, a total waste of time, I forgot. Don’t go there.

it is nice to see angelina not wear black for once :) she looks very beautiful, as always.

Well actually... @ 07/29/2006 at 9:50 pm

That rumor blurb didn’t happen to mention that the scenes Mr. Pitt is shooting will be on a replica built sound stage on the Warner Bros lot in good ol’ sunny LA, did it? Last I checked, that’s where his family is stationed for the moment. Folks that don’t want those two to be together will just believe anything, huh? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! See ya next month with the next recycled rumor. Thanks for the laugh though!Keep pissin’ em off Brad and Angie!

Lynn Campbell @ 07/29/2006 at 9:53 pm

Thanks JJ for this happy picture. Maybe now the endless tab stories that were written about "Angelina dragged Brad to Africa and he was so miserable" can finally be put to rest. He looked like a man having a great time.

You know what I think is hilarious…the fanistons resurrecting the same stories for Maniston and Brad, and applying them to Angelina. For instance everyone knows he left maniston and had a trial separation for her for almost a whole year…but what I think is truly side-splitting, is this same lame fat fug loser crowd, spreading a ridiculous rumor (for obvious reasons as they are TOGETHER and have been constantly for a year and a half, happily sharing their lives together) that wouldn’t even apply to Angelina Jolie….I mean seriously, can you see Angie accepting some half-assed idea of a relationship…some semi-committment to her kids and herself…Angie is all or nothing (and so is Brad when he isn’t caretaking a 40 yr old basketcase known as Maniston) so the fact that they would both sit down and agree to, ‘practice,’ a separation is hilarious. See that **** is only necessary when you have a tv sit-com hack of a dumpee who doesn’t want to be dumped, and is holding on to their meal ticket and film star husband’s coattails for dear life….that’s when the escapee and film star, feels it’s necessary to WEAN her weak pathetic ass off of him, and disappear for a while in a ‘trial separation.’ Angie, nor Brad wouldn’t even operate in that capacity - but thankfully we don’t have to worry about that with these two lovebirds….they are very obviously coordinating their work schedules so that one is not working when the other one is, and also, Brad is employing Angelina..so he’s not only her man, andfather to her kids, but he’s also her boss…which should make for some sexy nights back at the family homestead and in the family trailer on set….Sorry losers, the maniston ain’t got no man, and she’s fug. DEAL, and quit fantasizing about them breaking up - it ain’t happening..and makes you look like the losers you are.

If you go to the Harnas website and click on Aboutharnas, then Family, you will see that a lot of the people, in the picture with B&A, are the Harnas team. As for the person in green, standing next to Angie’s body guard, I think it’s the same person at the Orly airport, when they were standing in line, waiting to board the plane.

just saying @ 07/29/2006 at 9:54 pm

Um, you know people CAN be in the same town and be separated. It happens every day, all over the world. You people aren’t too smart, are you.

KEEPING TABS ON TABLOIDS @ 07/29/2006 at 10:00 pm

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING ITEMS ARE NOT FOR THOSE WHO BELIEVE EVERTHING IN THE RAGS FOR THIS CAN CAUSE YOU TO LOSE YOUR FAITH IN THEMSummit About Nothing Date : 25.06.2006 FAMOUS meetings in history Part 4: Jennifer Aniston encounters Angelina Jolie in a dark alley. After Edgar Allan Poe and Charles Dickens, Stanley and Dr Livingstone, and King Kong and Godzilla, we now bring you Aniston and Jolie. The Enquire says that before she can get her fabulous life back on track, Jennifer Aniston needs to meet her nemesis. She needs to meet Angelina Jolie. As a source says: “Jen really wants to ask Angelina what sort of message she’s giving her children by running off with another woman’s husband. What kind of role model is she?” And Jen wants Angelina to admit that she wronged her. “Jen feels that once she’s gotten all that,” says the source, “she’ll be finally able to close this chapter on her life.” Only then will she be able to move on and marry Vince Vaughan. (When the actor ran into Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow in California, Vince was pressured into saying: “Alright already, I’m in! I’ll marry her!”) The only problem is getting Angelina to agree to the meeting. And then agreeing on where they should meet. On Oprah Winfrey’s sofa would be ideal. Or what about on stage with Jerry Springer? Or, better yet, they could meet in a remote part of Namibia. In a boxing ring covered in wet mud… Jen’s Men Date : 28.02.2006 ‘“SHE is in a totally different place than she thought she’d be at 37,” says a source close to Jennifer Aniston. “She’s almost 40, and she has no husband, no baby and no Oscar.” Of course, all is not lost. If her 40th birthday is the target date by which time she has to achieve her three remaining ambitions in life, she has three years to meet a man, conceive, borrow or buy a child and play the lead in OHMYGOD – The Musical. And an insider says Jen’s already at the advanced stage of snaring husband No. 2. According to the source, Vince Vaughn, the tall actor, asked for Jen’s hand in marriage back in January. But there was a hitch – no ring. The insider says that Jen told Vaughn she needed a ring. So the pair have been spotted shopping for an engagement ring in West Los Angeles. Whether they bought one or not, the Enquirer can’t tell us, but we do hear from sources that Jen and Vince are now engaged. Which is just great. And should they get married, Jen can get on with stage two of her mid-life plan – getting a baby. And if it’s a boy, we advise her to call him Oscar…’ Three’s A Crowd Date : 27.01.2006 ‘THE seventh Golden Rule of Hollywood clearly states, and we quote: “Whenever Jennifer Aniston is mentioned there must be mention made of her ex-husband Brad Pitt. A picture of Jen must be accompanied by picture of Brad. And vice versa.” Since no-one has ever breached this golden rule, we are unsure what the punishment for doing so is. But the Enquirer is taking no chances and in a piece entitled “JEN’S REVENGE PREGNANCY PLAN!” the magazine tells us that Jen is planning to get pregnant and steal the thunder from Brad. In case you didn’t know, Angelina Jolie, Brad’s current squeeze, is taking a break from adopting other people’s children from exotic climes and having a whirl at giving birth to her very own young American. This pregnancy will not be free of pain - especially for Jen. As a friend of Jen’s puts it: “It’s as if a dagger pierced Jen’s heart.” It is also “crushing”, sticks “another knife in her back” and makes Jen feel “like chopped liver”. Get that woman an epidural! It’s a miracle Jen is still standing let alone contemplating revenge. And what a payback it is. As a friend says: “I think it’s probably the only way she could get back at Brad [for getting Angelina pregnant so soon after their breakup].” But even in Hollywood a woman needs a sperm to get her pregnant. And the one Jen seems to have selected is currently residing within the tall loins of actor Vince Vaughn. The Enquirer reports that Jen’s friends says she’s told Vince that she wants to get married and have a baby. And a source says that for the plan to come off, Vince would have to “step up to the plate” - a none-too-flattering Americanism for having sex and impregnating Jen. “If he can’t do that, Jen’s told him to hit the road so she can find someone who can,” says a source. But who else is there? The only other man who seems to be in her life is Brad Pitt. But, as the story goes, he’s busy. Although he is capable…’ ‘THERE’S fast. There’s Ben Johnson. And there’s Hollywood. Date : 15.02.2006 Not too far back, the Enquirer brought us news of “JEN’S REVENGE PREGNANCY PLAN”. Apparently, Jennifer Aniston was going to get pregnant and thereby steal the thunder from Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Now, barely a fortnight on, the front page screams: “Jen’s tragic MISCARRIAGE.” We have always suspected that Jen is not like other women. There’s the hair, for one thing. There’s the way she says “OHMYGOD”. And…did we mention the hair? But we never believed she was capable of getting pregnant and falling victim to a miscarriage in the time it takes the yellow ink to dry on two issues of the Enquirer. Understandably, we race to the inside scoop. And learn that this “devastating” miscarriage occurred not in the past two weeks but before Jen and Brad went their separate ways. “It was the biggest test of their love up to that point,” says a source, “and Brad came through with flying colours.” But now, apparently, the tales of Brad’s impending fatherhood have reopened old wounds in Jen’s heart. As a source tells the Enquirer: “She can’t help but look at Brad’s growing family and wonder what might have been if they’d been successful in having a baby. Those tear-filled fantasies haunt her.” It really is too tragic. But life races on at no little pace in Hollywood. Just as Brad has moved on to Angelina, Jen is now spending time with Vince Vaughn – getting him to up to speed with her feelings…

That's true... @ 07/29/2006 at 10:04 pm

#58 Certainly, Pitt proved this theory with the ex-wife in 2004 when he was staying in a hotel while she stayed back at the manse. The only probably with this is 1. Your initial post stated the trial separation would be while he filmed O13 in Vegas. Now, you say ‘people CAN be in the same town and be separated’. If you knew he would be in the same town as the fam, why didn’t you qualify your ‘yoda-like’ rumor provided from the other site in your initial post?2. Why would a father who obviously loves his children leave his large home (with spare bedrooms) to live in a hotel? If this were true, one would think they could handle sharing that big ass house so they could BOTH be there for the kiddies?Yah well, it’s not worth listing anymore points. It’s ok you want them to be apart and miserable. It just appears they want and are doing something different. Gotta love power of choice, don’t ya?

What’s with the posting of song lyrics?It’s cheezy, wasting spaces and pathetic at the same time. I thought Marianne was holding Maddox, they look so similar.

# 58 | just saying |We don’t want nor appreciate to hear about your personal problems here.

# 59 | KEEPING TABS ON TABLOIDSLMAO! i just love the tabs! always good for a laugh!

just saying @ 07/29/2006 at 10:10 pm

# 60I’m not the one who posted the other comment. By the way, just read it agaain and it doesn’t say anything about Vegas. Other commenters said filming would be in LA. Get a clue.

Missouri Fan @ 07/29/2006 at 10:15 pm

#43 Popbitch- hopeless case. Brad goes home every evening to barf his little joy Shiloh and to be wiith his profound love — AMZS

Your right... @ 07/29/2006 at 10:16 pm

#64 Your post didn’t state anything about ‘Vegas’. The rumor that came out about 3 weeks ago did, however. Perhaps you were absent here the day this was initially brought up by the many ‘fans’ of this couple. It matters not at this point though. You just continue to fight for truth, justice, and the American way.Brad, Angie, and their kids will just chill out in Malibu until their trial separation ends. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAO. The Brits think step up to the plate means getting someone pregnant? HAThis is typical behavior anytime pictures surface of Brad and Angelina and/or Brad or Angelina. Everyone with their brains screwed on straight know full well there is NO seperation going on here. Secondly, Brad just went back to work Wed not two weeks ago as most of this weeks tabloids stated. They got that date because IMDB had it listed. What they didn’t know was that the principal photography was done in Vegas. That’s all. Filming is in LA at Warner Bros.

Seminole, Thanks for the link to Harnas.

LMAO. The Brits think step up to the plate means getting someone pregnant? HA # 67 | Seminole | Well getting X pregnant sure means it. Not an easy task, one of the travails of Hercules! LOL

# 59 | KEEPING TABS ON TABLOIDS |Are you sure this isn’t the tabloidremake of Legends of the Fall…….? Would it be fair to say that eventually on annoyistons 40th Birthday she will leave her party after lieing to her hubby Vinceabout peeking into Brads windows late at night and comb out her beautiful long locks..pick up the gun and shoot herself?

This picture represents their r/ship and how they are. Content, happy, relaxed, easy, simple and sweet. This relationship is not meant for the press. this is just a public family trying to live simply and low-key. Just wish everyone would let them just be!!!

Someone had asked about Angelina’s uncle James aka Chip Taylor. Here’s a brief bio and links to his music.http://www.txmusicgroup.com/artists/c_taylor.html

Thanks for the pics JJ. The family looks great!I guess the separation rumor can be added to the Brad left Angie in Paris rumor or the Angelina is not coming back to the US rumor. Meanwhile this couple keeps living their lives.Bless BAMZS

Angelina’s other uncle. Barry Voight professor at Penn Statehttp://www.geosc.psu.edu/~voight/bio.html

#45 Missouri FanYes I found it at last. She looks so elegant and the hat reminds me of Audrey Hepburn. I wont say AJ looks like her, because I think AJ is more beautiful and her beauty is unique. Of course, I am biased and proud of it.

59 | KEEPING TABS ON TABLOIDS |Trash tab NE Hilarious fanfic. I still prefer fanfic in JJ.

PahabolThank you Missouri Fan for asking.

National Enquirer was full of lie and crap. I wonder how this paper survived, Do people still read or buy this kind of trash ?

The Jolie-Pitts are living it up. Angie is a woman of vision. Brad is a lucky man. Long live the Jolie-Pitts.

b4bitching @ 07/29/2006 at 11:03 pm

Great picture. I’m glad thay are living their life amidst all those nonsense rumor. Brad doesn’t look like miserable and being drag to Africa as the tab reported. He seem so happy, contend with his new found family. Brad rock !

The picture is clearer here:http://www.harnas.de/en/about/angelina.php

hello bamzs fans…ate char…i went to the other thread but i got lost….so i stopped reading….there are too many pages….whew!!tho AG is hilarious on her response to the prof of proper grammer and puntuation….loldragonfly, CHM, gitane….love your latest fics…Cliniqua and PT….lol….putting the X on her place…and all the rest of the BAMZS fans….good evening…# 74 | Seminole ….thanks….i didn’t know that her family (father side) are all high achiever…..do you think they help out when angie was young when her father (their brother) left them??? it seems that they are both successful…hope that they are not like their ******* of a brother….just wondering….# 76 | +++ …..ITA….JJ’s fanfics are better and we have better wittier writers in here…..NE is full of trash!!!

hey guys…i went to the harnas website and look for their events….they had "The Last Baboon Ball" in Covent Garden on August 13, 2005…and angie was invited to attend…..do you think angie went to this event???….i want to see some pictures….lol

ANISTON THE HAG! @ 07/29/2006 at 11:28 pm

Thanks Jared for the Photo. You are really great with BAMZS. Hat’s off to you! Is that Maddox just below Angelina hiding behind a lady in brown shirt? Maddox is really the playful one. Love this family so very much

Passing Through @ 07/29/2006 at 11:28 pm

# 43 | read it and weep ++++++++++++++++++++++++Uh…they’ve been saying this for quite a while now. I guess they think if they print it every week it’ll eventually happen and they’ll be able to say they were right.

Blame Game @ 07/29/2006 at 11:30 pm

Frankly, I blame Brad and AngelinaCarol SarlerSunday July 30, 2006The ObserverWord reaches us of new linguistic horrors concocted by the Americans in their continuing assault upon our common tongue: the meshing of two names to create a single new one. What seemed apposite for the trash-rags of Hollywood - as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie became the Brangelinas or Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes the Tomkats - is now quite the real-life rage for suburban newlyweds. Where neither wishes to renounce their surname, but a double-barrel is just too, too un-American, they blend instead: should a Wilson marry a Cuthbert, they become the Wilberts, Robson and Tobin make Robins and one can only pray that Laura **** never takes a fancy to Anthony Head.**********************************Which came first, Bennifer or Brangelina?Of course, no one remembers? It is always Brad and Angelina’s Fault.

# 86 | Blame Game | July 29, 2006 11:30 PM i don’t thing it’s blame game actually. Brangelina sells so Brangelina it is…it can be flattering thing

# 83 | jjoy | No she was in NY at the time… she was filming TGS

# 86 | Blame Game | Its the stupid media that needs to be blamed… How hard is it to write Brad & Angelina or Jen & Ben??

(((((((((((((fanfic Alert,chapter 5-part 2))))))))))))) at usual thread.ok I have to go…thanks JJ for a new thread…

awww… they are so adorable. they inspire me to have my own kids one day…

# 86 | Blame Game …oh this people always blame the americans but they love to copy them…..always blame the americans….but if there is trouble around the world…they want the americans to solve it…and if problem solve…these blamers are the first one to go and rob the riches of these problem countries….however ..if the americans messed it up….they will wait until everything settled out…..why??? coz they are not like the american government willing to have its soldiers killed…..riches but no pain….so i wish the american government just stop being the policeman of the world…but then most of these men are also corrupt businesssmen and politicians…they like wars…coz they get rich on the suffering of others….

Missouri Fan @ 07/29/2006 at 11:48 pm

opps, wrong spelling.. should be "burp" not barfsorry..

# 93 | Missouri Fan | LOL I was wondering if that was what people in MO. call burping… Reminded me of when my mom was trying to burp my son and he DID barf all over her blouse.

Passing Through @ 07/30/2006 at 12:05 am

# 86 | Blame Game This story is stupid for the simple reason that Brad & Angie didn’t give themselves that name! The press did! Now that same press is blaming the celebs for the press’s bastardization of their names. And yet the press wonders why nobody wants to talk to them?And as someone else pointed out - they can’t lay the name-merging at B/A’s feet because it all started with J. Lo & Affleck.

Jared…thanks for the photo…Love to see they really enjoyed their stay in Namibia.

I think the reason Angie wears so much black is because she knows the papz will clicking away and if she has the same colored clothes on each time, it reduces the value of those pictures. Otherwise, in some more personal pictures, she has worn either white or some colore. But she also did say that she wears black because she can be a mess sometimes and the black clothes don’t show any stains.

Has anyone seen this video clip of Angelina "playing" w/Brad on the M&MS set?Cute!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypp62tSPqZ4

Looky naked jen @ 07/30/2006 at 12:20 am

Here’s an interview with JA with clips that have her getting a Telly Savalis wax job and walking around nekkid for Vincey poo.She did not convince me though.http://www.thehollywoodnews.com/article/18070602.php

# 11 | chinny chin chin man I just noticed that right now..lmao. Hopefully I’m not going to have any bad dreams tonight jp.otHi jjoy! how’s the weather up there? it sprinkled here a little but still hot. Guess what? I just need 2 more prereqs and I’m going to be n upperdiv! I’m quite slow unlike my other friend who recently got admitted to the nursing program, hey i’m at least moving right? lmao. Ha my ‘rents wanted me to be in that field since most of my relatives are in med field but i just don’t see myself in it. Blah or maybe i’ll just come to my senses later on jk.

I won’t have any bad dreams**

# 99 | Looky naked jen****************Ugh. Thanks. But I choose not to bring up my dinner from earlier this evening.

# 99 | Looky naked jen**************** # 102 | CLINIQUALOL, i rather not..Oh Hi Ate Char!! How’s it going with u? great i hope.

Check out Angelina in this series of clips…gorgeous!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhxEQMFbn4s&NR

AddictedtoBAMZs @ 07/30/2006 at 12:35 am

Cinnabana! Where have you been? YOu have been MIA for awhile, I think. I tried to vote but only got message it was an "unknown host". This has been happening with ALL links I have tried from here today. Don’t understand why..

From TC of Eonline————————————————–"Wouldn’t it be funny if there were a celebrity online dating service for all of the lost and lonely, socially inept, dysfunctional celebrities who have screwed up all their marriages, lost all their lovers and don’t know how to meet anybody?"–Uma Thurman in People. TC’s response: "We’re all for it, especially if celebrity columnists get to join. She also told the mag her favorite pickup line is "Hi." Hi, Uma! Can we get extra points for "Hello"? Hello, Uma! Hi!"======================what you think of Uma’s comments??? is she being snarky or sarcastic…or maybe she reads the comments here at jj’s about finding a guy for rachel green…..hmmmm

What an awesome experience this must have been. I’ve never seen these so thanks for sharing them.

# 88 | QQQQ ….thanks for the correction…sorry for the senior moments….::)))# 100 | angelah …..no rain on this side….but it’s more cooler so i overslept today….as usual during weekend….anyways…good for you….don’t be so much in a hurry coz it is tiring….school is….and if you are tired you can’t concentrate and no energy to study harder….yep…lots of pinoys are going on that field…coz that’s where you can earn more money….some really love their profession but some turn to hate it because of the stress esp. dealing with emotions and lives of their patients….hope you chose wisely what career you want and whatever it is going to be…good luck and good wishes from crazy jjoy….lol

old news but here are pics of angie driving the rover. 1st pic rocks!angelinaweb.org

Missouri Fan @ 07/30/2006 at 12:56 am

# 93 | Missouri Fan | LOL I was wondering if that was what people in MO. call burping… Reminded me of when my mom was trying to burp my son and he DID barf all over her blouse. # 94 | Ivy |++++++++++++++++++Ivy, LOL. Brad P may say "Shame on you Missouri Fan ! " For a moment I lost my spelling memory.. lol. lol

COLD HARD MATH @ 07/30/2006 at 12:57 am

OFF TOPIC: Mel Gibson, that stupid ****! He sure has had an interesting 36 hours and counting:http://cdn.digitalcity.com/tmz_documents/gibson_wm_docs_072806.pdfHe’s blowing up a lot of blogs! I wonder why Jared did not post this earlier today?

I dont think Brad has even started shooting for his parts in O13. I think he will start filming mid August, thats what he said in Namibia Conference. Even George Clooney is still vacationing in Italy. I believe they probably started with Andy Garcia and Al Pacino, and elliot Gould, in Las Vegas, the story starts with them collaborating on a new hotel casino, with Pacino ******** Elliot gould’s character.

Missouri Fan @ 07/30/2006 at 1:15 am

# 103 | angelahHaving fun ! "barfing" opps "burping"Nursing - good paying carrer. I would love to see you getting into the medical fields."I’m on your parent’s side.,, he. he. and /or take both medical and business adm. I took Business Adm- major in accounting in the Phil. then I took 2 years of nursing here in Missouri. I’m not good dealing with sick people. I prefer office job.

Missouri Fan @ 07/30/2006 at 1:22 am

PahabolThank you Missouri Fan for asking. # 77 | Leila*************Walang anuman. Where you at Leila?

old news but here are pics of angie driving the rover. 1st pic rocks!angelinaweb.org # 109 | angelah***************Thanks for that link angelah, My God - that first pic IS amazing…I swear that woman is always camera ready…she looks like she’s making an ad for shades, range rovers, seat belts, lipstick, you name it - LOL…it could be a freakin’ ad in Vogue she looks so amazing! WOW!! Is it possible her face is even more beautiful post-Shiloh? Look at those bones!! Jeebus. Just gotta tell you guys - if you haven’t been to the fanfic thread you need to go - dragonfly and chm have written some hot, spicy and sweet stories.Lastly — I was watching the original DVD release of MAMS, and playing the commentary from Akiva Goldsmith & Co (can’t recall the other dude’s name…there are 3 commentaries on this DVD…Akiva’s and this other guy’s is just one) but anyway, the very LAST SCENE in the film (John & Jane in the therapist’s office) is also the LAST SCENE/FILM they shot for the film. They had gone to Italy to shoot some final scenes but at the last decided against it, so the therapist scene was the very last - he said Brad & Ange did it in one take, and that it was mostly improvised (it was Brad’s idea to do the 10 thing - and it’s one of the funniest lines in the film, they said) — but what I want people to play close attention to…Akiva says that this scene was shot, almost RIGHT BEFORE the film RELEASED!! Do you KNOW what that means????? Angie & Brad in that last scene had already begun their relationship. HEEEEEE!! When I watched it - call me psychic, but I KNEW, I’m tellin’ ya - I KNEW!! You can feel it, it’s literally palpable between them - and Angie’s finger in her mouth, and the way she’s looking at Brad! I knew that was a later scene!! Seriously, LOL - I have always wanted to know the dates certain scenes were shot, and if they were re-shoots or later new shoots, as then they might encompass their brand new relationship. Turns out that last scene as Akiva said, was almost rushed ‘wet,’ (pardon the pun - but these are HIS words), LOL - to the theater. Just a neat little tidbit for you, next time you watch that scene…no that Ange and Brad had already started doin’ the do. LOL

AddictedtoBAMZs @ 07/30/2006 at 1:30 am

jjoy, Missouri Fan…..what language are you speaking? I think it is unique the way you mingle english words with the other language. Can we get some free lessons here? I see "ate char" a lot in your posts. What does it mean? ( I, too, thought "barf" meant "burp" in another language!)

The B&W picture of AJ looks like it was taken when she was in Namibia filming "Beyond borders" She has the same kind of make up as her character in the film.

AddictedtoBAMZs @ 07/30/2006 at 1:47 am

CLINIQUA…I want Cindy Guagenti(?) OUT and you IN as their spokesperson. You are the best source of information EVER! Cindy can barely stand to say two words. Everything is so clipped and dry. Who needs her? She could be doing her (for now) clients a huge favor by convincing them to release more information, more pictures. They wouldn’t be as hunted that way. She seems perpetually annoyed that she has to do her job, is always sarcastic, and doesn’t really understand people’s fascination with them, which–I might add, Cindy–is the very reason you HAVE a job, girl. You better watch your back or it’s gonna be Cliniqua up there at those microphones giving those press releases…

Missouri Fan @ 07/30/2006 at 1:49 am

# 104 | lookylou |Thank you.. I’m going back to the Youtube again to watch it… love it.

# 115 | CLINIQUA …lol…..you’re funny…..btw…..it’s not like i am nagging okay…i confess, i am…lol….when are you going to update your fic "no cannes…"???…please….soon???# 116 | AddictedtoBAMZs ….sorry if we seem like being rude for speaking another language…. pinoy…. here at the jj’s…lol….anyways "ate char" is a sign of respect to Missouri Fan….her name is charito but she likes us to call her char….and "ate" is a pinoy word for "big sister"….being she is older than us….so we call her "big sister char"……btw…."malaya" (one of bamzs fans)…means in pinoy is "freedom"….so for another pinoy words to learn tonight is "magandang gabi sa iyo AddictedtoBAMZs"…english trans…."good evening to you AddictedtoBAMZs"

AddictedtoBAMZs @ 07/30/2006 at 2:07 am

Manandang gabi sa iyo jjoy! NO, it isn’t rude! It is fun to see, and a nice reminder of the international bunch we are. What about the mixing of words from both languages? I do notice that a lot….and is pinoy a widely spoken language? Otherwise it would be quite a coincidence that so many BAMZ fans have the language in common. From the Phillipines, right?

AddictedtoBAMZs @ 07/30/2006 at 2:10 am

WHoops! I mean "magandang"…

Passing Through @ 07/30/2006 at 2:12 am

He’s blowing up a lot of blogs! I wonder why Jared did not post this earlier today? # 111 | COLD HARD MATH +++++++++++++++++++++++I’m not sure why Jared would bother to post the Mel Gibson story. What is there to say about it? His goose is cooked and his stupid explanation/apology is inadequate to say the least. People have known for years that Mel was an alcoholic and possible anti-semite. Now that it’s out in the what’s left to say about it? I saw the story last night and just shrugged. It’s not exactly a big shock, is it?

new thread @ 07/30/2006 at 2:16 am

Jared has a new thread with pictures of Angie driving the range rover with Lil’ Shi in the back.

Cinnabana @ 07/30/2006 at 2:27 am

Hey Addicted. I have been around mostly lurking. I love the way you guys have been the defenders of BAMZs. you guys are doing great. my health has not the been best but I’m still around while it last.

# 121 | AddictedtoBAMZs…..mixing of words like pinoy and english is kinda like talking in secret or a way of expressing our thoughts to other pinoys who understand the language….true… pinoy words…pilipino to be exact is the national spoken language by pilipinos….anyways….pilipinos are the most adaptable people…imo….everywhere we go, we try to learn other people’s languages and culture…to survive loneliness and for being away from home….

AddictedtoBAMZs @ 07/30/2006 at 2:34 am

Cinnabana…what is wrong? Are you getting better?

Cinnabana @ 07/30/2006 at 2:39 am

not to worry…I am getting better. public place don’t want to discuss helath here…but I will be back in full form soon. But I am around.

Cinnabana @ 07/30/2006 at 2:40 am

thanks for your concern

# 128 | Cinnabana …glad to hear that….yep….i didn’t see you around here at jj…hope everything is okay with you….okay guys…i am off to bed…..nitey nite fellow bamzsers….

99 Looky naked jen - Thanks for the link but I think this link may be better off in the Rachel thread. I really think the less we say about RAchel in a BAMZS thread the better. Its surely time to "de-trianglise" them.

Missouri Fan @ 07/30/2006 at 3:16 am

# 115 | CLINIQUA OH.. Cliniqua , you are very smart!, good analizer,and your fan fic story is emotionally beautiful.. like real..

AddictedtoBAMZs @ 07/30/2006 at 3:36 am

Cinnabana…so glad you are getting better. See, you have been missed! Everyone wishes you good health, and please come back soon…may I call you Cinnamon Banana? I always think of that when I see your name posted, cuz it’s usually late at night and I am usually hungry! lylian, I agree. I am so tired of reading about J.Good night Brangelinaville…

popbitch source is New Weekly australian magazine (this information is old):Brad tells: ‘Why I’m leaving Ange’Friends say Brad Pitt has walked out on new mum Angelina Jolie and reportedly wants to use his time on the Las Vegas set of Ocean’s Thirteen as a trial separation. Insiders have revealed that Brad can no longer take the bitter rows with Ange, with things going downhill for the once happy couple since their daughter Shiloh’s birth in June. "Brad could well wash his hands of her for good and go back to being a bachelor," says an insider, who adds that the couple’s relationship is "increasingly strained, even on the verge of collapse". Angelina has reportedly infuriated Brad with her insistence on adopting more children in the coming year. With two adopted children — Maddox, four, and Zahara, 18 months — the actress has admitted she feels guilty about having a biological child when there are so many orphans in the world. ——

freidaflo @ 07/30/2006 at 5:59 am

Seminole–Thanx for the info about the Voight bros.They surely excelled in their chosen field of work.AJ and her dad made it with their OSCARS. AJ can even make it to the WhiteHouse with a little more education. She’s more in tune to the to the needs of the helpless and the poor. She will make it to the Congress if she wants. Sonny Bono did it. ….JMO

good person @ 07/30/2006 at 6:22 am

Aniston sometimes scares of me.Check this clip,http://www.thehollywoodnews.com/article/18070602.phpShe wears the same Cartie ‘ s Tank watch and a gold ring on left thumb as Angie wore them at Bravo tv interview and often wore them.

sara #134– Oh yes take it from an Australian tabloids to do their dirty task. Australian tabloids seemed to be doing more critical comments of Brad & Angie. I’ve noticed that. Well, she premiered their movie The Break Up in Sydney, Australia & she mentioned she wanted to move down there too (adn that’s according to the tabloids, once again) . Poll after poll in Australia since the start of this Bermuda Triangle saga last year Jennifer is winniing most polls these tabloids put up. At least in England Angelina fared better. Maybe that’s the reason why they are always bowing their head to JA so the move can happen. DARN…AUSTRALIA SWEETHEART HERE SHE COMES!

THIS PICTURE MADE ME SO HAPPY!REALLY LOVE THOSE SMILE OF BRAD&ANGIE :DHOPE TO SEE THE PICTURE LIKE THIS FROM THEM A LOT MORE IN THE FUTURE!BAMZS 4 EVER !!!

If people want to believe everything they read in tabloids then they also have to believe that NW article that talked about how much in love Brad and Angelina are. How he leaves her little love notes on the fridge and he’s always picking her up in a big hug and twirling her around. LMAO.Tabloids are full of excessive crap good and bad. They never get any of the real scandals. Christy Brinkley, Chad Lowe, Mel Gibson drinking again, Lance Bass, the Stamos divorce. It goes on and on

JJ you’re great. Thanks for the lovely pic of Angelina and Zahara. Z will grow up to be a model.

Hannah M. @ 07/30/2006 at 9:15 am

They look great. I love the pic. #99-I agree about the naked part in the movie. It made Jen look ******.

Just Jared fan @ 07/30/2006 at 9:58 am

Long live Jared!!!!!Thank-you, Beautful, Beautful family, LONG LIVE BAMZS

Beautiful picture, Z looks very cute napping over Angie’s shoulder!

#137 Aileen - you are right. The Australian tabloids are getting from bad to worst with their B&A stories. The various aussie tabs seem to be competing amongst themselves to see who can come up with the most ridiculous stories!

Poll after poll in Australia since the start of this Bermuda Triangle saga last year Jennifer is winniing most polls these tabloids put up. At least in England Angelina fared better. Maybe that’s the reason why they are always bowing their head to JA so the move can happen. DARN…AUSTRALIA SWEETHEART HERE SHE COMES! # 137 | aileen |=====================But the proof of the pudding is in the eating. MAMS box office gross receipts is more than twice that of The Break-Up in Australia. These polls are not scientific and they are not reflective of the real pulse of public opinion.

Poll after poll in Australia since the start of this Bermuda Triangle saga last year Jennifer is winniing most polls these tabloids put up. At least in England Angelina fared better. Maybe that’s the reason why they are always bowing their head to JA so the move can happen. DARN…AUSTRALIA SWEETHEART HERE SHE COMES! # 137 | aileen |=====================But the proof of the pudding is in the eating. MAMS box office gross receipts is more than twice that of The Break-Up in Australia. These polls are not scientific and they are not reflective of the real pulse of public opinion.

The pic that i want to see [in the near future] is Brad holding both Shiloh and Zahara, now that would be just dainty.

Thanks for the pictures JJ. It looks like they had an exciting and peaceful time. One of my goals is to visit parts of Africa. Maybe I will get there in this lifetime. BP/AJ look great in all the pictures you have posted. Hopefully, people will move on and stop trying to sway people against them. They are just living their lives and seem to be very happy.

Missouri Fan @ 07/30/2006 at 12:22 pm

The pic that i want to see [in the near future] is Brad holding both Shiloh and Zahara, now that would be just dainty. # 147 | angelah ++++++++++++++++me too !! Good Morning angelah!From Ate Char

Florida girl @ 07/30/2006 at 12:30 pm

The pic is great. Angie always looks good. Z is a living doll.BAMZS forever.

BAZAAR 1998 @ 07/30/2006 at 12:47 pm

By Zoe HellerPhotography by Bruce DavidsonHarper’s BazaarNovember, 1998 ExcerptsFor the most part, the tabloids have trained their gaze on the busy business that has been Pitt’s love life. Rumor - and at least one well-publicized photo - has recently suggested that he is dating actress Jennifer Aniston, but both parties have refused to confirm this. When I raise the subject of romance, our dialogue becomes temporarily rather…curt. Is he in love at the moment? He won’t say. Why won’t he say? He won’t say why he won’t say. Okaaay, has he been hurt in love? Sure. Generally speaking, has he been more the hurter than the hurtee? He doesn’t know. He never added it up. Is he a good boyfriend? Ah, smiles. Yes, he thinks he is: "I’m pretty much mush. I like love. That’s the best way I can say it. I’m a huge believer in love and why two people come together and what the potentialities are of that - so I call myself sappy, but I’m not. I’m not sappy. I think there’s huge value in love."Because he doesn’t appear on Entertainment Tonight or late-night talk shows ("You have to come up with those cute little on-set stories. It’s just silly," he says), Pitt’s public persona has been defined, more than that of most male stars, by the women he has dated. And they’re a pretty mixed bunch. When he was with the actress Juliette Lewis, we thought of him one way - as a boho hipster dude. With Paltrow, the image reverted to something more classic - the sweet regular guy in love with the classy gal. The Jennifer Aniston rumors prompted yet another revision. While reading the clippings on Pitt, I discovered that some years ago he dated Mike Tyson’s ex-wife, the actress Robin givens, at which point, I threw up my hands. This is not a man with a "type"."I suppose it’s to your credit," I tell him, "that you don’t go for the same skinny model every time."He laughs. "I guess not. I guess not. The thing is, people get beauty all wrong -""Wait, are you going to tell me the true beauty comes from within?" "Well, I’m sorry, but it does. There are interesting people all over the world in all shapes and sizes - and really awful people in all the same shapes and sizes. I’m big on trial and error. You know, ‘What’s this about? I don’t know this; I don’t recognize it.’ Experiment! That’s what it’s all about, in life and acting and love. The most beautiful thing about [love] is discovery. Discovery with a woman."Hmm. "Do you think," I ask, "that one of these days, your explorations will come to an end, that you’ll meet a woman and say, ‘Okay, this one’s a keeper’?"Sure," he says. "Sure. Come on. I mean, who doesn’t hope for that? Right?""Well, yes, but it’s difficult -""Look, how long have you been with your guy? I mean, what keeps you with him?"I rattle on for a bit and then apologize for sounding a little lyrical."Bullshit. I think that’s dead-on. I believe that. There should be freedom of self in a couple, and appreciation of the other person, or there shouldn’t be a couple. All you’ve got is two people trying. You’ve just got to try; that’s all I’ve ever asked. But the mind’s a mess and people are such a mess, and they get into things for all the wrong reasons and stay in things for even worse reasons. So, yeah, I’m not doing it until it’s all that. Otherwise, I don’t want it."Pitt doesn’t know where he’ll be or what he’ll be doing in 10 years. He is pretty certain he’ll have some kids, but beyond that, he says, there are few guarantee’s. He is not even sure he will still be acting. "I would say there’s a good shot that I will, but then again I may have got to a point where there are too many wrinkles, and I’m not into it, and the audience isn’t into it, so I fade out for 20 years and then come back, playing some grumpy old curmudgeon" The main goal, he says, is to "be himself" and to "stay open to the possibilities." (Pitt has met very few new-age homilies that he didn’t like.) "The one good thing about getting it all," he says, "is that you see it doesn’t give you any answers, doesn’t make you wake up any better. Then you’re left with yourself; it’s just a whole new set of problems. We come out of the womb thinking we need this specific brand of tennis shoes and this particular car….I almost wish everyone had those things. Then they would see…."He pauses, aware of the skepticism that tends to greet privileged actors lecturing on antimaterialism. "Look, I don’t even want to say any of that. I see so many narcissistic people out here, who sit and preach about this and that way of life, about honesty and truth - and they’re full of ****. I know they’re liars. If I talk this way, it sounds the same. I don’t think I need to go around saying stuff. I don’t want to preach to anyone. I like the old adage ‘Walk the walk.’ I think that says it all." He stubs out his cigarette, and gets up from the table. He wants to go take a look at my yard.Full Articlehttp://pittcenter.com/magazines/hb98/

Missouri Fan @ 07/30/2006 at 12:49 pm

But the proof of the pudding is in the eating. MAMS box office gross receipts is more than twice that of The Break-Up in Australia. These polls are not scientific and they are not reflective of the real pulse of public opinion. # 146 | anon+++++++++++++++++Thanks .. glad to know MAMS double box office that of The Break-Up in Australia. I watched TBU in the theater once. I’ve seen all JA movies- in my opinion.. she can’t be a movie actress- she’s made only for TV acting.- i watched her "Friends" one time - i ‘m not impressed-this opinion is before Angie’s involvement with Brad . Jennifer is very pretty but i like more Angelina- she has this magnetic attraction i cannot explain- all i knew when I see her pictures with Brad P- .. awesome… By the way I’ve seen MAMS many many times in the movie theater and still watching in my computer DVD. lol.

piper, with a low @ 07/30/2006 at 12:58 pm

Frankly, I blame Brad and AngelinaCarol SarlerSunday July 30, 2006The ObserverWord reaches us of new linguistic horrors concocted by the Americans in their continuing assault upon our common tongue: the meshing of two names to create a single new one. What seemed apposite for the trash-rags of Hollywood - as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie became the Brangelinas or Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes the Tomkats - is now quite the real-life rage for suburban newlyweds. Where neither wishes to renounce their surname, but a double-barrel is just too, too un-American, they blend instead: should a Wilson marry a Cuthbert, they become the Wilberts, Robson and Tobin make Robins and one can only pray that Laura **** never takes a fancy to Anthony Head.**********************************Which came first, Bennifer or Brangelina?Of course, no one remembers? It is always Brad and Angelina’s Fault. # 86 | Blame Game |The person who wrote that article is a moron. The melding of names goes back to about 2000-2001, when soap fans would call their favorite couple by blended names. I was a huge Days of Our Lives fan and my couple was Brady and Chloe, which became Broe. Philip+Chloe= Phloe., etc. My favorite couple name was Liz and Jason from General Hospital, which was Liason (?). I really wish that people who write articles would do some research before making proclamations.

COLD HARD MATH @ 07/30/2006 at 2:07 pm

|#115 CLINIQUA |That is one of my FAVORITE scenes out of the whole movie! I knew that scene was done on the last day of the shoot. But I had not realized that filming was done so close, to the release of the movie! They could not keep their eyes off of one another! VERY INTERESTING! I’m going to have to take another look at the DVD with that commentary.

COLD HARD MATH @ 07/30/2006 at 2:09 pm

|# 115 CLINIQUA| Thanks for the kind words! Glad you enjoyed the fics! BTW? When are you updating yours on EA?

crybabyAniston @ 07/30/2006 at 2:10 pm

I love that picture..I show the Jolie-Pitts very happy and content.

|#115 CLINIQUA |# 154 | COLD HARD MATH –It was done on right b4 the film released??!!! I didnt know that, like chm I’ll check it out again. It’s been quite a while since I watched the theatrical version..hehe. The 10 thing was definitely funny…so going to go watch it now. Thanks yall!

grr..# 157 It was done right b4*** no on..

tazzytish @ 07/30/2006 at 3:29 pm

Tks Tons Jared !!! I love this happy family/friend pic. Angie and Brad look so Great , peaceful..relaxed:)So that’s Marianne Pearl with her son, I have heard so much about this women since the admitted movie rights were given to Brad. alright ,maybe the Hag too, but only b/c she was involved back w/eva but she’s out now .Marianne Pearl is a lovely lady with her adorable little guy beside her.Two things tho,Is Angie’s chief bodyguard the man with the white hair to the left?? i don’t know why i thought he was a younger dude, if so? Also these terrific pics on Fanfare, What’s the addy? How can i get to see these great pics ?? Okay !!Rocking on over to see all of the other Fab pics here.later~

remember da truth @ 07/30/2006 at 7:03 pm

#106 JJoyI guess most people are over on the new thread, but your question was never answered so i wanted to respond to you.I don’t think Uma is being either sarcastic or snarky — I think she’s laughing and joking. She had a MUCH worse breakup than Jen and has been nothing but a picture of class throughout. She laughs at her predicament of being a single mom after a marriage so many people thought would last forever blew up and so is always self-deprecating, or says no comment. She NEVER says anything about Ethan Hawke, or the cheating, or whatever. I think it’s much like nicole Kidman after she and Tom Cruise broke up, when she said nothing for so long, then started to say things like that she finds dating hard, being a single mom, and working, and so on, and would like to find someone and have more kids but it’s really difficult to date. I think that’s what Uma is saying.

I LOVE BAMZS! They are such a happy family!and there is only one word for those come in here bashing and cursing , you are ’sick’!

Media moment @ 07/31/2006 at 10:21 am

Okay so I know that this is off topic but I had to post it. Whether you believe this baby exists or not…the hype behind the picture price is great!Angelina Jolie Shiloh Pix Will Be Trumped By Katie Holmes SuriBy Mitch MarconiJul 31, 2006Katie Holmes’s Suri captures by a paparazzo could fetch as much 2 million each. Our friends at TMZ.com have contacted what they call the "Big players" in the bidding wars over celeb baby shots and apparently, A pic of Baby Suri is going for quite a bit. TMZ has the story: ‘Editorial staffers from People, Us Weekly, In Touch, Life and Style and OK! spoke candidly with TMZ, on condition that no names be used.A source at OK! magazine tells TMZ that a set of exclusive, posed photos of the nearly three-month-old Suri would go for anywhere between 4 and $5 million — People reportedly paid $4.1 million for pictures of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. The OK! source believes the high price tag is justified, partly because there would be a huge spike in circulation but also because of "the cred" that a glossy would get by having the photos plastered all over the world.But sources at In Touch and Life & Style magazines beg to differ. The feeling there — that Suri’s first pics would garner a relatively paltry $2 million - $3 million. One source said the concealment of Suri "stinks" of Tom trying to manipulate the situation by creating mystery and thereby driving the price up.Over at People, a source tells TMZ that the photos would fetch less than Shiloh’s. The source says the main draw is not the baby or Tom but Suri’s mom — "People are fascinated by Katie Holmes, who’s leading such a weird life now," transforming from an apple-cheeked All-American girl into the Bride of Scientology. An Us Weekly source also believes that Suri photos would be a less valuable commodity than Shiloh pics. The thinking — Brad and Angelina were "beautiful and romantic" after their baby was born. The source says the value in Suri pics have more to do with the "freak factor" of her parents.’An interesting tidbit is that the price of the snapshot would depend on where the proceeds end up going one editor tells TMZ, implying that things would be treated much differently considering whether the millions went to orphans in the African continent or straight into the deep pockets of the Church of Scientology.

I love to look at this picture.

Alexanderina @ 07/31/2006 at 11:49 am

Wow another new Thread and pictures, thanks Jared. I love this pictures can’t stop looking at them

Just shows what a big heart and open purse angelina has, to be the sole patron of this wildlife preserve. Bless her and her loved ones.

Superb Brad & Angelina…Love them both….Gorgeous, talented & very giving. Love them to death

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 12:27 pm

((((((((((((((((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))))))))))))))))))POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCEZahara Jolie Pitt opened the refrigerator in the large modern kitchen of her family’s home. She was looking for some bottled water to take with her, on her daily run. Zahara was tall and slim. She had the most beautiful brown eyes and a delicate pouty little mouth. Her skin was smooth, silky and the color of milk chocolate. She wore her hair in a generous pony tail and her running clothes hugged her fit body. In one word, she was absolutely stunning.Zahara Marley Jolie Pitt was graduating from high school! She was also one of the valedictorians in her senior class. She would be giving a speech at the ceremonies. The same Zahara that struggled to survive the first six months of her life in a orphanage in Ethiopia, so many years ago. In the fall, Zahara would be attending STANFORD as a pre-med major. Her eyes continued to scan inside the huge appliance as she looked for some FIJI water, when her mother and sister entered the kitchen. She stopped looking for the water, instead she looked up at her mother."So? How did it go?"Angelina Jolie Pitt looked at Zahara."Why don’t you ask your sister."Angelina Jolie Pitt had aged very well. she still had the exotic feautures that made her utterly beautiful. Beauty that the world had come to know, envy and love. She put her Louis Vuitton tote on the counter and looked at both of her daughters.Zahara looked at her sister. "Shi? Well? What did Principal Barfield say?"Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt looked at her big sister. Although they were very much different in looks and personality, they were extremely close. They were soul sisters,best friends.Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Pitt’s third child was an absolute stunner. Her hair was the color of wheat, she had the same blue eyes of her father and the lips and skin tone of her mother. She was taller than her mother but not quite as tall as Zahara. Shiloh proceeded to take her backpack off of her back."I have morning detention until school gets out". Zahara walked toward her sister."That’s not too bad since school is almost over anyway.""Zee! I’ll be sitting in that classroom at 7:00AM! Your butt will still be in bed!"Angelina looked at Shiloh."It could have been a lot worse. You could have been expelled.""Well at least I wouldn’t have to get up at the crack of dawn." Shiloh joked.To be cont…….

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 12:31 pm

((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE…cont……"That’s not funny Shiloh." Angelina shook her head. "I don’t know what we are going to do with you sometimes. This is the fourth time that me or your father, has been summonsed to the principal’s office on your behalf."Shiloh looked at her mother."It wasn’t my fault this time.""And how many times have we heard that?" Angelina asked her."How many times have we heard what?" Maddox Jolie Pitt asked as he entered the kitchen.Maddox Chivan Jolie Pitt had the most friendliest smile that you would ever see. His handsome feautures clouded his face. He had the body and built of a MLB shortstop. He flew in from Washington D.C. a few days earlier, to attend his sister’s graduation.Maddox had just completed his junior year at GEORGETOWN. He was majoring in architecture. The talks he and his father had over the years, it was so natrual for him to study this artform that he and his father had such a passion for. He was also minoring in International Economics. Maddox had grown up to be a fine young man. Brad and Angelina’s oldest child, had done them proud.Zahara smiled at her older brother."That it’s never Shiloh’s fault when she gets in trouble at school."Maddox grinned at Shiloh."That again? Shi, I wish I had a dollar for everytime you said that, we could have built a school in Cambodia by now."Shiloh lunged at her brother to hit him."Your so funny Mad!" Shiloh continued on,"You guys it wasn’t my fault this time. SPF was the one that caught. I just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.""Yeah, with Sean P." Zahara added.Angelina shook her head once again."And how many times that me and your father have asked you, not to hang around him so much?""Mom, Sean’s nice. He’s a good friend." Shiloh pleaded her case.Angelina sighed and walked toward her daughter. "Honey I know he’s a nice kid. But lately, it seems like when the two of you get together, trouble seems to find you."Zahara had two bottles of water in her hand. She yelled,"AJ! get down here right now!"A male voice from upstairs yelled back."I’ll be down there in a minute. Hold on!""Mad, Zee. You should have seen the way Barfield was drooling over Mom".Angelina defended the poor man laughing."Shiloh, He was not drooling over me."TO BE CONT…..((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE….cont……."Mom, Yes he was! Last night he probably watched GIA, MAMS, MAMS:PART 2, TAKING LIVES-"Don’t forget ORIGINAL SIN." Maddox Interrupted."Or ATLAS SHRUGGED." Zahara said laughing.Angelina looked at her children and couldn’t stop smiling.Shiloh continued on"The man has probably seen every movie, where you had a nude scene.""AJ I’m leaving, get down here NOW! Zahara yelled again.Angelina and Brad’s youngst child finally came downstairs and entered the kitchen. He had a pair of NIKE running shoes in his hands.Atticus James Jolie Pitt or AJ as everyone called him, was the spit amd image of his mother. He looked just like Angelina except for his hair coloring, he was all Brad. He was starting to fill out a bit and he was almost as tall as his older brother. AJ was your typical All-American boy. He lived and breathed sports. Brad couldn’t count how many times he said, that AJ reminded him of himself when he was growing up In Missouri. AJ was a twin! Arabella Michelle Jolie Piit was three minutes older than him."Hello! Where is everybody?" Brad Pitt’s smooth voice echoed through the very large house."Were in here baby." Angelina answered him.Brad Pitt and Arabella Jolie Pitt or Bella as she was called, joined the rest of their family in the kitchen. Brad walked toward over to his wife, and gave her a kiss on her pouty full lips.Brad had aged like a fine wine. The older he got, the sexier he got, if that was all possible. His goatee had a mixture of grey and brown hair, as did his full head of hair. He was often compared to the late Sean Connery, the older he got, the more handsome he became. He ran and owned one of the most successful production companies in Hollywood. Many of the movies he had produced had been recognized by the Academy. It had been almost ten years, the last time Brad had acted in a film.His youngest daughter Arabella, was the spit and image of her father. She had all of Brad’s features but her mother’s hair coloring. She was an exquisite young girl. Bella enjoyed sports just like her twin, especially horseback riding. she was becoming quite the jumper. She loved English riding. She was becoming quite the excellent horsewoman.Brad looked at his beautiful wife, spoke to her, ignoring the loud chatter of their children."What’s the verdict?"TO BE CONT………

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 12:33 pm

(((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE….cont…"Detention. AM detention until school get’s out" Angelina explained to him.Bella looked at her older sister. "So Shi? Busted again?"Shiloh smiled."You know, I’m so hungry right now, I could eat a horse."Bella smiled back and gave Shiloh the finger. She made sure that Shiloh was the only one, that saw it.Angelina and Brad continued their conversation."Detention Again? How is she supposed to get in a good college when she continues to do **** like this?"Brad turned around and looked at his middle child. He shook his head. He had to admit it, the child had fire, spirit and balls, just like her mother."Shiloh?"Shiloh stopped horsing around."Yes, Daddy?"Brad knew that he didn’t have a chance. Zahara, Shiloh and Bella had him wrapped around their little fingers. "We’ll talk later, in my den."By the look on her father’s face, Shiloh knew he wouldn’t be too hard on her.Angelina watched her children with pride and joy. Maddox had grown up to be such a fine young man. Zahara was planning on becoming a doctor. She hoped to practice medicine in Ethiopia. Shiloh with her fire and spirit wanted to an actress. She loved the theater. With five kids, Brad and Angelina knew that one of them would catch the acting bug. But they insisted that she get an education first.Bella and AJ were such a blessing. A blessing that this family would need. Angelina’s eyes began to water as she realized that someone was missing. Her sweet, dear little Will……William Bradley Jolie Pitt was such a sweet loving child. Out of all of her children, Will was a minature version of her husband.The older children adored him. Maddox was so happy, he finally had a brother. Angelina closed her green eyes, she could hear his sweet laughter.It had happened so quickly. The soccer ball rolling out into the street. Will running after it, Will not seeing the car, the driver not seeing Will, until it was too late……..His death had almost destroyed his family. The anger, the guilt, the grief, the sadness……..For months it was like they were all moving in slow motion. They were living in a thick fog. Angelina did not leave the house for months. Both she and Brad felt like their hearts had been ripped right out of their chests. Everytime they looked into the eyes of the other children, they knew they had to move on.TO BE CONT.(((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE..cont…It was excruciating but they had no choice. The Jolie Pitts moved on……..William Bradley Jolie Pitt was never forgotten. Brad and Angelina had started a foundation in his name. There were WILLIAM BRADLEY JOLIE PITT’S children’s medical clinics in twenty-three different countries. Two years after his death, the family was blessed with Arabella and Atticus.Brad was watching his wife. he walked toward her and took her hand into his and whispered."I know. He should be here. I miss him too, baby."Angelina nodded and quickly wipped her eyes."Zee, AJ. Were going out to diiner tonight, so make it a short run, hmmm?""Sure Mom. Zahara told her. "Come on AJ."Shiloh gathered up her backpack ."I just thought of something."Everyone stopped what they were doing. "What?" Angelina asked her."I better not have detention on Graduation Day!"SHILOH!" Her family yelled

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 12:35 pm

(((((((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))))))CHERRY BLOSSOMS, MONUMENTS AND JOLIE PITT’S TOO.PART 1Angelina Jolie Pitt looked in the mirror of the master suite she shared with her husband Brad Pitt one last time, before she headed downstairs that April morning. She actually liked what she saw in the reflection. Her chestnut hair was pulled in to a chignon, pearl stud earrings hugged her earlobes. The string of pearls was the perfect accessory to complement her camel tweed suit. She added a little more lip gloss on her world famous lips. Finished. She was ready for a battle on Capitol Hill.If she had to come to Washington D.C. she always liked to come in April. She loved seeing the Cherry Blossoms in bloom ,as they lined the Potomac River. Angelina Jolie Pitt had some UN work in the nations capitol. Since the children were all on Spring Break, she and Brad Pitt thought it would be a good idea, to mix business with pleasure. It would also give them all a chance to visit Maddox Jolie Pitt, who was a junior at GEORGETOWN.Angelina, Brad and their four children were staying in their townhome in Georgetown. As Angelina became more and more involed with the political side of her UN Ambassadorship, she was constantly in Washington. Both her and Brad thought it would be a good idea and investment, to have their own home.Brad had loved the architecture of the old Georgetown townhomes. He and Angelina thought this would be a good neighborbood to house their family. It took them months to find the right house. They needed something that was big enough for seven people, to live comfortably. He and Angelina were spending another afternoon with a realtor, when they finally found the house they were looking for. It was big enough and it had everything that they were looking for. Brad like the design of the house and it turned out the house was oozing with history: JFK/JACKIE and CAROLINE KENNEDY had lived in the townhome when JFK was a Senator, representing the state of Massachusetts.Brad had been a closeted JFK buff for years. He felt an odd connection to the 35th President. Brad was born, December 18, 1963, the same year that JFK was assasinated. Many, many years ago before Brad and Angelina were even married, they did a photo shoot for W magazine. It showed the facade of a happy marriage, a la circa, 1963. They bought the home. TO BE CONT…………………..

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 12:40 pm

((((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))))PART 2.Brad loved the fact that he owned a very important part of American history.Angelina adjusted the string of pearls around her neck one last time. She was ready to go."You look beautiful." A muffled sleepy voice interrupted her thoughts.She smiled and turned around. Brad Pitt was lying in their King size bed entangled in bed sheets. He had been watching her for the last fifteen minutes."I thought you were still asleep." Angelina said smiling."I was. But I turned over and you were not lying next to me." Brad adjusted the sheet around him and sat up. The man still had a chest and those world famous abs, even at his age. "You look beautiful." He repeated."Angelina walked over toward the bed. She sat down beside him and gave him a kiss on his lips."Thank You.""Your going to knock em’ dead. Don’t worry." Brad reassured her. He knew that she got a little nervous talking on Capitol Hill even after all these years."I know. But It’s still Capitol Hill and I’m going to be asking for a lot of money today.""And like I said, you’ll do just fine." Brad leaned over and gave her another kiss.Angelina got up and walked toward the chair and ottoman where she gathered her Louis Vuitton tote. "So what are you and the kids going to do today?"Brad ran his fingers through his short hair. "Well the NATIONALS are in town. They have a day game. AJ asked me if we could go. I told him yes. He doesn’t know it yet but I’ve arranged for him to take batting practice with the team.""He’s going to love that, baby. What about the girls? Are they going with you?""Bella is. Zahara mentioned something about wanting to tour MT. VERNON.""And Shiloh? Probably shopping.""Well what ever Zee and Shiloh decide to do, Mickey Jr or security will be with them." Brad saw the look on Angelina’s face."I know you don’t like it sometimes, but they don’t need to be running loose all over Washington by themselves especially Shiloh." Brad explained."I know." Angelina reluctantly agreed with her husband. "Mad has classes until noon today. He said he’ll catch up with us later this evening."Maddox Jolie Pitt had his own apartment near campus.Angelina Jolie Pitt walked toward her husband and gave him another kiss. "Love you.""Love you too. and Good Luck!"TO BE CONT……………….

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 12:42 pm

((((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))))PART 3.Downstairs in the dining room, Zahara, Shiloh, Bella and AJ were all having breakfast. Each of them were in the own little world: Zahara was reading the POST; AJ was reading USA TODAY’S SPORTS section; Shiloh was checking her e-mails on her SIDEKICK V and Bella was watching vintage MTV on the portable flat screen TV. Brad and Angelina entered the dining room."Morning Guys."All the kids looked up. "Morning." They said in unison. Zahara did a double take."Wow Mom! You look great!" That got her other siblings attention. Bella said smiling." You do look pretty Mom."Shiloh looked up from her SIDEKICK V." Give em’ hell Mom!""That I will honey."Angelina winked at her middle child."Good Luck Mom!" AJ chimed in."You guys, Thank You! That means a lot to me." Angelina smiled at her kids. Zahara got up from the table and gave her mother a hug."You’ll be fine. I have faith in you, we all do.""Thanks honey. Ok. You guys, do what your father says. Have a good day, and please, try to stay out of trouble.""Oh they will." Brad answered. He was looking out the window."Honey? Your limo is here.""OK" Angelina answered him."I’ll walk you out.""Bye Mom!’ Angelina and Brad’s children yelled to her.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~All morning long, Angelina Jolie Pitt battled with legislators and lobbyist regarding funding to the causes that were so dear to her heart. Capitol Hill. Nothing had changed since her last visit. She would really rather be in the field then having to go toe to toe with these people. But each time she was in the field, she had to get her message across. She saw first hand the millions of refugees, the many thousand of HIV/AIDS orphans. This was one of the ways many of her colleagues at the UNHCR did to get the message across.She was grateful that Congress had recessed for lunch, she needed some fresh air. Angelina was in the corridor with other colleagues when she spotted Maddox walking towards her. She started to smile. She gave him a big hug."What are you doing here?" She asked him excitedly.Maddox Jolie Pitt looked at his Mom smiling."Well I thought you could use some fresh air and that you were probably hungry by now.""I’m starving!""I thought so." Maddox held up a large paper brown bag. Angelina instantly recognized the name of the Deli. It was her favorite one in Washington.TO BE CONT….

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 12:44 pm

((((((((((((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))))))PART 4"Oh Mad, you remembered." Angelina told him."Of course I remembered. I know how you hate being on the Hill. I brought your favorite.""Madness………………"They found an empty bench in front of the Captiol Building’s main fountain. The Mall gave them a great view. They proceeded to eat their lunch. When they were finished, Angelina looked at her CARTIER TANK watch."I don’t have to be back for another hour, Can you walk with me a bit?""Sure I’m done with classes today."They walked arm and arm. Angelina got caught up with everything that was going on in her son’s life. Each time they passed a museum or a building, Maddox had a comment, a tidbit. He would talk about the architecture of certain buildings. He really loved Washington. They had made their way down to the REFLECTION POOL. The WASHINGTON MONUMENT was in their rear, and the LINCOLN MEMORIAL was looming toward them."You know, this is my favorite monument in all of Washington.""It is very impressive." Angelina told him."You know HENRY BACON designed the actual monument. The statute was designed by DANIEL CHESTER FRENCH, and it was dedicated May 30, 1922." Maddox told his Mom.Angelina looked at her oldest child. She was so proud of him. "Do you remember the first time I took you to the AEROSPACE Museum?"They continued walking. Maddox looked at his Mother, his face had a puzzled expression."I don’t think so.""Well me your Dad and Zahara we were all in DC, because I had some UN work. I was pregnant with Shiloh, but know one knew yet. Right after, we went to Pakistan to aid the earthquake victims. You don’t remmeber any of that?"Maddox shook his head."it’s not coming back to me.""Your eyes got so big every time you saw an airplane. You loved all the NASA exhibits too. Even back then, you asked a lot of questions. When it was time for us to leave, you started to cry so hard and so loud!"Maddox laughed."I did that?""Oh yeah! I told you that we would come back another time. I guess you didn’t believe me. Your father brought you back the next day and you didn’t want to leave again!" Angelina smiled. She remembered when it was just the two of them. The two of them against the world. And how their world changed when Zahara and Brad joined their family.TO BE CONT…….

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 12:48 pm

((((((((((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))))))))PART 5"Hey. Have you heard anything about your summer internship?"Maddox had applied for an internship at one of the top architectural firms in the country. This one was located in Chicago. So far, he hadn’t heard anything."Not Yet.""Your father could give them a call." Angelina suggested."Mom if it’s okay with you. I rather he not. If I get it, I want it to be on my own talent and merit, not who my parents are." Maddox explained.Angelina smiled at her son. "Fair enough, I understand. I’m pretty sure your going to get it anyway. Well my Madness, I better get a cab and head back. Thank you again for lunch." She gave him another hug. "I love you, my Madness." Maddox grinned."I love you too.""Don’t forget tomorrow night: WHITE HOUSE dinner." Angelina reminded him."I won’t. Hey! How did the wild bunch take it, when you and Dad told them about this dinner?""Well, your brother and Shiloh sulked throughout the entire flight on the way out here. Bella and Zee are excited."The Jolie Pitts had been invited to an official state dinner at the WHITE HOUSE by the current administration. They were hosting a dinner in the honor of the newly elected President of Namibia, the birthplace of Brad and Angelina’s four youngest children; Shiloh, Will and the twins Bella and AJ."They’ll come around. They know how important this is. OK. Cool. I will see you later this evening."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~While Angelina and Maddox were on the Mall, Brad, AJ and Bella were having a blast at NATIONALS Stadium. The WASHINGTON NATIONALS were hosting the LOS ANGELES DODGERS. When Brad told AJ that he had arranged for him to take batting paractice with the home team, he thought that kid was going to lose it. The kid was so excited! He had a personalized uniform, Brad and Bella each were given a personalized jersey. Brad and Bella watched from the dugout as AJ took his cuts. Brad took dozens of pictures. They had a good time even though the NATIONALS lost. Brad had even caught a foul ball! The JUMBOTRON replayed the image and he was cheered wildly by the crowd. He gave the ball to Bella.Zahara and Shiloh took a tour of MT. VERNON. At first Shiloh didn’t want to go, but Zee talked her into it. Shiloh had to admit that she enjoyed the trip to Nothern Virginia.TO BE CONT……

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 12:50 pm

((((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))CONCLUSION.Later that evening back home in Georgetown, everyone shared their day.Angelina explained to them what had happned on the Hill. She told them that she felt like a lot of good things were accomplished. Bella showed everyone the foul ball the Brad caught. AJ told everyone how cool it was that he took batting practice with the NATIONALS. You cold not wipe the huge smile that graced his handsome face. Shiloh told everyone that she wasn’t bored. She actually enjoyed the MT. VERNON tour. It seemed like everone was talking at once."OK Speech time everybody". Brad told them. "Tomorrow we are all having dinner at the WHITE HOUSE. The First Family will be there. The President and the First Lady of Namibia will be there. There will be a host of other dignitaries there." Brad looked at Zahara, Shiloh,Bella and AJ. He continued on."I want all of you to be on your best behavior. That means no yelling, no fighting, no gum chewing. I want you to mind your manners. No burping, no belching and no farting"All of them laughed at the last thing he said. Angelina added."Guys just be on your very best behavior."Shiloh looked at Maddox and then she looked at her parents."Jeeze! You guys act like were a bunch of savages or something.""Judging by the condition you guys left both the kitchen and family room last night, Sometimes we wonder." Angelina told her.Brad wanted to finish his speech. "Do we all understand?""Yes" His youngest children said in unison.Angelina promised. "Maybe, just maybe, depending on how you guys act, the day after tomorrow, will be your day.""What does that mean?" Zahara asked.Brad answered his oldest daughter’s question." It means that you can do anything you want, anything you want to see or do, within reason.""Anything?" Shiloh asked."Within reason." Brad repeated.The children started to talk all at once.AJ wanted to take the train to Baltimore, to see the ORIOLES play at CAMDEN YARD.Bella was suffering from serious withdrawls. She wanted to go horseback riding.Zahara and Shiloh wanted to go shopping. In NYC!Angelina walked over toward where Brad was standing. She stood behind him and wrapped her arms around his waist. She rested her chin on his right shoulder and whispered into his right ear. "I hope were not making a huge mistake.""Baby, I was thinking the same thing too."

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 12:51 pm

((((((((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))))FACE TO FACE.It was another hot July day in the City Of Angels. The Jolie Pitts were spending the summer at their Malibu Estate. The children loved hanging out at the beach. Although the house had grown small for them they still loved it.Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Pitt had been very busy this summer. Besides keeping up with four active children, Brad was producing two films and Angelina had made three trips to Africa on behalf of the UNHCR.The Jolie Pitt men were busy too. AJ was attending a basketball camp in North Carolina, Maddox was interning at a top Chicago Architectural Firm. The girls were just hanging aorund at the beach. Next month the family has plans to spend some time in St. Tropez. This was a request from Zahara. She would be leaving for STANFORD at the end of August. Brad and Angelina had asked her if she wanted to do any traveling before she headed off to college. She wanted to go to the South of France. The Jolie Pitts owned a chateau there, they had always enjoyed that part of France.This day, Zahara, Shiloh and Bella decided to do a little shopping. They were walking down Robertson’s joking and laughing. Shiloh and Bella were going to miss Zahara, when she she would leave, next month. Although there were times that they always didn’t agree with one another, they were extremely close. Right now, they couldn’t agree what store to go to next. Zahara wanted to go to LISA KLINE’s, Shiloh and Bella wanted to go to KITSON’S. It was two against one, KITSON’S it was.Robertson’s was still one of the mecca’s of shopping in Los Angeles. Over the dozens of years, when word got out, there was a new hot place to shop, it seemed like the store was ALWAYS located on Robertson’s. They made their way into KITSON’S."You know, I’ve been all over the world and the only place I can find the best jeans, is here. A half hour from our house." Bella said laughing."God you guys, were only going to have a few more times to do this, before I leave." Zahara said sadly.Bella and Shiloh looked at their big sister. She was right. Shiloh didn’t want to admit it, she was already missing Zee."Come on! Don’t start crying! Not yet anyway. Wait until we spend some more money." Shiloh dragged her into the store.TO BE CONT………..

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 12:53 pm

((((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))))FACE TO FACE cont…….KITSON’S. If only these walls could talk! Most of Hollywood’s most fascinating rumors seemed to have transpired in this one store:Did SPF really have sex with his girlfriend in one of the dressing rooms? Did Suri Cruise and Grier Henchy really have a catfight in the Ladies Lounge?Did Apple Martin really spend $100,000.00 in a half hour?Did Coco Arquette really get caught shopliftng?Then of course were the "Old School" rumors. Funny, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan were in almost all of them. Yes, this store had some serious Pop Culture.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Bella was looking at a couple of pair of jeans. Zahara was trying on clothes in a dressing room. Shiloh was in a nice over stuffed easy chair, trying on some shoes. The store was getting crowded. KITSON’S was one of the few places the Jolie Pitt girls could shop, and no one would bother them.Shiloh gathered up the shoes, she was going to buy. She stood up and looked around the store for her little sister. She finally found Bella. She had a few pair of jeans in her hand and she was looking at the jewelry. Shiloh walked over to Zee’s dressing room. She knocked on the door."Zee it’s me. How’s it going in there?" Shiloh asked.Zahara came out of the dressing room."What do you think of these?" Zahara asked.Shiloh looked up and down at her sister. She had to admit it, Big sis was a looker."They look great. What size are they? Maybe I can borrow them sometimes."Zahara laughed."I don’t think so. These are coming with me to Palo Alto.""****! Who’s clothes am I going to borrow when you leave?""I don’t know." Zahara said smiling. "There’s another pair I want to try on. Do you mind?""No. I thought you didn’t want to come in here. Shiloh said smiling."I know, I know." Zahara told her as she closed the dressing room door."Take your time. Bella is looking at the jewelry. We’ll be here all day."Shiloh sat back down in the easy chair. From this spot, she had a pretty good view of the whole store. People really couldn’t see her unless they made the effort. She watched the comings and goings. She loved to people watch. She scanned the store again with those baby blue eyes of her and suddenly, someone caught her attention.TO BE CONT……

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 12:54 pm

(((((((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))))FACE TO FACE. cont………….A woman. She appeared to be in her fifties. She looked very familar to Shiloh in a weird way. She was looking at some sunglasses. Shiloh couldn’t put her finger on it, but she was sure she had seen this woman before, somewhere. Shiloh squinted her eyes a bit and tilted her head a bit to the side. She followed the woman’s movements. Suddenly, BINGO! She knew exactly who this woman was!"NO WAY!" Shiloh said out loud."No way what?" Bella asked.Shiloh had been concentrating so hard on this woman, she hadn’t even noticed that Bella, had made her way to the dressing rooms area. Shiloh turned around and looked at her sister. She pulled her down in the chair with her."Bella, Look at that lady over there with brownish hair, wearing a white T-Shirt, jeans and flip-flops looking at the sunglasses." Shiloh instructed her.Bella glanced around the store. "I don’t see anybody like that.""Keep looking. She’s still over there". Shiloh told her.Bella did what her sister asked her to do, and suddenly, BINGO! "NO WAY! Is that who I think that is?!" Bella asked."Yep! It’s Dad’s first wife! HOLY ****!" Shiloh said.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Jennifer Aniston had not aged very well. Her habits of smoking and overexposure to the sun had finally caught up with her. She still had the same eyes and the same features that graced the cover of hundreds of magazines many , many years ago. She wore her hair in a shorter version of the hair style, she wore almost three decades ago. Her hair cut on her TV show, became a weird part of pop culture. There were wrinkles around her eyes and her mouth. She still had a nice figure, especiallly for her age.Over the years her movie career seem to dwindle down to pretty much, nothing. She divided her time between Los Angeles and New York. Her last hit movies were THE BREAK UP and CATALYST. After CATALYST a string of flops followed. She was never able to get back the "magic" she had in THE BREAK UP. After a few years, she was regulated to character roles. It had been almost ten years since she stared in a movie. There was a new breed of AMERICA’S SWEETHEARTS, that seemd to pop up every few years.She never remarried, although she was engaged a couple of times. She had no children and no OSCAR.TO BE CONT…………

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 12:56 pm

(((((((((((((((FANFICALERT)))))))))FACE TO FACE cont………She was spending the summer with the Arquettes; David, Courtney and her goddaughter, Coco. Courtney Cox Arquette was in KITSON’S also, shopping for her daughter.Shiloh and Bella were still in a state of shock, to say the least, of seeing their father’s ex-wife. They had seen pictures of her and occasionally on TV, but this was the first time they had seen her in person, face to face."She doesn’t look at all like she did on her old TV show FRIENDS." Bella told her sister.FRIENDS would show up sometimes on the TVLAND cable channel, with a crop of other other shows, from the distant past."Look at many years ago that was. Of course she doesn’t look like that." Shiloh told her."She doesn’t look like Daddy’s type at all. She is so different from Mom. Why does her skin look like that?" Bella asked wondering."Like what?" Shiloh asked her."Like leathery, not smooth like Mom’s or Zee’s or your’s for that matter?""Smoking and baking in the sun will do that to you." Shiloh said."How do you know she’s a smoker?""Hello! It’s so obvious. She probably put out one, before she walked into the store." Shiloh got up and knocked on Zee’s dreesing room. "Zee?" Shiloh whispered."What ?" Zahara answered back."Are you decent?""Yes why?"Zahara asked."Come out here for a second. You won’t believe who is shopping in this store right now!"Zahara opened the dressing room door. She had some clothes on some hangers. A salesgirl immediately came over to help her."I think I’m going to take these.""OK. I’ll just put them up front for you ,and you let me know when your ready." She said smiling, at the beautiful girl.Zahara smiled back. "Thank You." She looked back at Shiloh. "Who?"Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox Arquette were looking at shirts.Shiloh continued on" Look at the woman, with the brownish hair, she is wearing a white t-shirt, jeans and flip-flops."Zahara looked around the store. Her eyes found Shiloh’s description. She looked at the woman and BINGO! "No Way!""Yes way". Shiloh said. All the Jolie Pitt girls squeezed in to the easy chair. It was a good thing that they were all thin."God. She looks so different from that old TV show." Zahara said in wonder."I can’t believe that Daddy was once married to her." Bella said in disbelief.TO BE CONT..

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 12:57 pm

(((((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))FACE TO FACE. cont….."I can’t believe that Dad used to **** her!" Shiloh said.Both Zahara and Bella slapped Shiloh’s arm. "SHILOH!" They both whispered."Oh come on. You guys were both thinking the same thing. You just didn’t want to say it." Shiloh defended herself."It’s so weird. I can’t imagine that he was married to someone else besides Mom. It’s so surreal" Bella said.Shiloh got her SIDEKICK V out of her GUCCI tote. She began to text messaging."What are you doing?’ Zahara asked her."I’m sending Mad a message, telling him who we are looking at right now. I’ll send one to AJ too. He probably won’t check his messages for a week." Shiloh told her.Jennifer and Courtney continued to shop. Courtney had some things for Coco. She glanced around the store, and there: She saw them.Zahara was studying Jennifer from afar. She remembered when she was a little girl, she saw Jennifer walking on the beach in Malibu. Shiloh was a toddler and Will had been a baby. She remembered Jennifer as a lady, Daddy knew at one time. She knew her father had been married before, But it just seemed weird to her. "OK you guys. Are we going to sit here all day and stare at her?""Yes." Shiloh answered her.Zahara looked at her sister. "No were not. Let’s get out of here.""Wait! I still have to try on my jeans. Bella told her. She got up and went into a dressing room. "It will only take a few minutes." Bella explained to them."You know I wonder what she looked like when she was married to Dad. I mean she’s not really ugly. She just looks so much different from Mom. I wonder if she and Dad had any kids. We may have a half brother or sister we don’t know about." Shiloh told Zahara."If Daddy and this lady had kids, we would know about it." Zahara told her.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Courtney Cox Arqeutte saw the Jolie Pitt girls sitting by the dressing rooms. Over the years, she had seen Brad and Angelina’s children grow up. Coco and their kids had gone to the same school. Although her and David did not move in the same circles as Brad and Angelina did, but when their paths did cross, they were cordial to one another. The last thing her best friend needed to see was her ex-husbands daughters, her ex-husband and Angelina Jolie Pitts daughters.TO BE CONT………..

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 12:59 pm

(((((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))FACE TO FACE. cont….."I can’t believe that Dad used to **** her!" Shiloh said.Both Zahara and Bella slapped Shiloh’s arm. "SHILOH!" They both whispered."Oh come on. You guys were both thinking the same thing. You just didn’t want to say it." Shiloh defended herself."It’s so weird. I can’t imagine that he was married to someone else besides Mom. It’s so surreal" Bella said.Shiloh got her SIDEKICK V out of her GUCCI tote. She began to text messaging."What are you doing?’ Zahara asked her."I’m sending Mad a message, telling him who we are looking at right now. I’ll send one to AJ too. He probably won’t check his messages for a week." Shiloh told her.Jennifer and Courtney continued to shop. Courtney had some things for Coco. She glanced around the store, and there: She saw them.Zahara was studying Jennifer from afar. She remembered when she was a little girl, she saw Jennifer walking on the beach in Malibu. Shiloh was a toddler and Will had been a baby. She remembered Jennifer as a lady, Daddy knew at one time. She knew her father had been married before, But it just seemed weird to her. "OK you guys. Are we going to sit here all day and stare at her?""Yes." Shiloh answered her.Zahara looked at her sister. "No were not. Let’s get out of here.""Wait! I still have to try on my jeans. Bella told her. She got up and went into a dressing room. "It will only take a few minutes." Bella explained to them."You know I wonder what she looked like when she was married to Dad. I mean she’s not really ugly. She just looks so much different from Mom. I wonder if she and Dad had any kids. We may have a half brother or sister we don’t know about." Shiloh told Zahara."If Daddy and this lady had kids, we would know about it." Zahara told her.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Courtney Cox Arqeutte saw the Jolie Pitt girls sitting by the dressing rooms. Over the years, she had seen Brad and Angelina’s children grow up. Coco and their kids had gone to the same school. Although her and David did not move in the same circles as Brad and Angelina did, but when their paths did cross, they were cordial to one another. The last thing her best friend needed to see was her ex-husbands daughters, her ex-husband and Angelina Jolie Pitts daughters.TO BE CONT………..

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 1:01 pm

(((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))FACE TO FACE. cont.."No. It’s okay. I’m alright.""Are you sure?" Courtney asked"I’m fine. But I sure could use a drink right about now." Jennifer said laughing.Courtney looked at her best friend. Many years had passed since her and Brad were husband and wife. But some wounds, took a lifetime to heal. She could see the pain and sadness in her face."Court, while you take care of that." Pointing to the clothes in Courtney’s hands." I’ll get the car. Jennifer wanted to get far away from this place as soon as she could."OK. Wait!""What?" Jen asked her."There out paps out front." Courtney told her."Well we’ll just go out the back way.""And pass right by the dressings rooms? I don’t think so."Jennifer had not been in the tabloids or magazines for a few years. The last thing she needed was to be photographed with Brad and Angelina’s daughters."You know. I’m going to put these things on hold. I’ll call later and just have them sent to me. Let’s just get out of here." Courtney told her."I’m right behind you."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Bella finally came out of the dressing room. "It’s about time." Zahara told her."Sorry. Is she still here?""No. She left five minutes ago." Shiloh told her."Can we go now?" Zahara asked them."Yes we can go now."Shiloh told her. They started to gather up their things. "You guys, I just thought of something. We don’t have to ask Aunt Holly anything.""Good." Zahara told her."We can get all the answers we want.""How?" Bella asked."Old School internet." Shiloh said smiling.TO BE CONT…………………………….

COLD HARD MATH you are on fire today. Thank you.

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 1:02 pm

(((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))FACE TO FACE……cont……..The drive home that late afternoon, was quiet. Each sister was wrapped in their own thoughts. Zahara was trying to remember when it was just Mom, Dad, her and Maddox. She was trying to piece the hazy images together. Bella was still trying to imagine her father married to someone else, besides their mother. Shiloh on the other hand was very curious. She wanted to know more about Jennifer Aniston.Zahara broke the silence. "I don’t think we should mention to Mom and Dad, that we saw Jennifer today." She was trying to keep her eye on the traffic ahead of her."I agree." Bella said.Zahara didn’t hear anything from her other sister."Shiloh?"Shiloh looked at her older sister through her sunglasses."Yeah I agree with you guys. I don’t think we should say anything.""Good." Zahara said with some relief in her voice."For now." Shiloh added. "I do think we should try to get as much information that we can about her. I have questions, I know you guys have questions, even if you don’t want to admit to it. Were all curious."Bella nodded her head. Shiloh was right. She was a little curious."I’m going to try find some answers. Are you guys going to help me?As DANNY OCEAN would say: ARE YOU IN OR ARE YOU OUT?""How?" Bella asked."I told you. OLD SCHOOL INTERNET. We’ll do some research.""I’m not good at research." Bella told her.Yes she was curious. But Bella thought that maybe, they should just leave well enough alone. Zahara continued to concentrate on the road. When Shiloh set her mind to do something, she was like a bulldog. She just hope that they were doing the right thing."Yeah, I’ll help. We better not get into any trouble.""Don’t worry." Shiloh said smiling. "Okay, good. Let’s get the skinny on this BIYOTCH!"Angelina Jolie Pitt was in her office. She looked at the securtity monitor and she saw that the girls were home. It was rare that she had the house to herself. The silence was quite soothing. With a husband and five children, quiet and the Jolie Pitts rarely, went together. She heard the chatter in the hallway as the girls passed right by her office."Hey come back here." Angelina yelled.The chatter suddenly stopped. "How was the shopping?"The girls came into their Mom’s office. Zahara looked at Shiloh and Bella and then back at her Mom."It was okay."TO BE CONT…………….

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 1:04 pm

((((((((FANFIC ALERT ))))))))))))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYFACE TO FACE. cont……Angelina recognized some of the names on the shopping bags."So you guys hit Robertson’s? How was it?""Uh, good. I found my jeans." Bella said."What about you Shi, Did you find those shoes you were looking for?" Angelina asked her."Yeah, I did." Shiloh answered. Angelina was looking at her daughters. Usaully after any shopping excursion, they would be laughing, talking, they could not wait to show her, what they bought. Not this time. Something was odd."Where’s Dad?" Zahara asked."He’s on his way home. Will be going out to dinner soon. You guys should get cleaned up." Angelina explained to them."Okay." Zahara told her. She looked at her sisters."Come on you guys. We better do what Mom tells us.""Wait! Are you guys okay?" Angelina walked over toward her daughters. She put her hand on Bella’s forehead. "Your not coming down with a cold or anything? Are you?" She studied Bella’s face."No I’m fine." Bella told her."Me too." Zahara followed."Ditto." Shiloh added.Angelina looked at them. "Okay. I’ll see you guys in a bit."The Jolie Pitts had a nice dinner at KOI’S. Back home, Brad and Angelina were out on the deck. Brad loved the seclusion of the Malibu Estate. The actual house had grown too small for the family. The children had to share the bedrooms. But they all loved the coziness of the house. Brad was having a Corona, Angelina was looking at a script."Girls were quiet at dinner." Brad said.Angelina looked up from her script."You noticed that too?""Yeah. Should we saything?""Let’s wait a couple of days. I think they are finally realizing thay they won’t be together soon, with Zee leaving next month." Angelina told him."Yeah, that could be it. I’m having my own issues with that." Brad told her."Come on now."Angelina said smiling. She wasn’t going to be your little girl forever."Brad reached out for Angelina’s hand." She will always be my little girl."In the bedroom that Shliloh and Zahara shared, Shiloh was on her Razor thin lap top. Zahara and Bella flanked her. Zahara, Shiloh and Bella were quite aware of how famous and powerful their parents were. Both parents were OSCAR winners, their mother had a great acting career. Their father was one of the most successful producers.TO BE CONT……..

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 1:06 pm

((((((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))PURE FICTION/FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLYFACE TO FACE…..cont….On top of that, they were both humanitarians who have over the years, have given away millions and millions of dollars to various charities and to causes, that were dear to their hearts. Their mother happened to be one of the most beautiful women in the world. Their father was STILL one of the sexiest men, even at his age. They have grown up with the endless paparazzi, the media intrusion, autograph seekers and their parents’ worldwide fans. Everything……….."Okay." I’ll start at IMDB.COM That’s a good place." Shiloh decided. She typed in her father’s name. His profile came right up. She scanned over the information, she already knew."I think I found something. Looks like her and Dad met on a blind date, set up through their agents. How desparate was she?" Shiloh asked."Blind date? They did that back then?" Zahara asked."I know, huh." Bella added.Shiloh continued to read." You guys, they were married, JULY 29, 2000. Became known as the GOLDEN COUPLE, Huh. Separated JANUARY 7, 2005. So they were married, what four in a half years?""Yeah, that sounds right." Bella told her." Really? Does it say why they broke up?" Zahara asked her."No." Shiloh answered. "Let’s see." Shiloh kept scrolling, "They were divorced, OCTOBER 2, 2005."Are you sure?" Zahara asked."Yeah, Why?" Shiloh asked."Shi, I was born JANUARY 8,2005. Mom and Daddy adopted me from Africa in JULY of 2005, but he wasn’t divorced until OCTOBER 2? He couldn’t been married to Mom when he adopted me. What about Maddox? We know Mom adopted Maddox on her own. When did Dad adopt him?" Zahara asked. This wasn’t making any sense.Bella looked at her oldest sister. She could see the confusion and sadness on her face."Maybe we should stop.""No. We just started. I want to find out more. They said here that they were Hollywood’s GOLDEN COUPLE. Let’s see if we can find some pictures. There could be some wedding pictures." Shiloh said.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Images after images Of Brad and Jennifer throughout their marriage, filled the computer screen: RED CARPET EVENTS. MOVIE PREMIERES. AWARD SHOWS. VACATIONS. The two of them OUT AND ABOUT. MOVIE SETS. The FRIENDS SET. Back then it was dubbed, MUST SEE TV. Image after image, after image.TO BE CONT…..

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 1:11 pm

(((((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYFACE TO FACE cont….."Well she was no great beauty. Some of these pictures, they looked liked brother and sister. Kind of plastic." Shiloh said"Fake." Bella added."Thank you. That’s the word I was looking for." Shiloh smiled at her."Look how handsome Daddy was. I mean, still is." Bella pointed out."I know. I used too love it when he would pick me up and carry me. I always felt so safe." Zahara said sadly."Mom and Dad met on the first MAMS right?" Shiloh asked.Zahara and Bella nodded their heads."Okay. Let’s shift the focus to there, for a moment. I’ll try this GOOGLE thing, whatever that is." Shiloh ‘googled’ BRAD PITT, ANGELINA JOLIE PITT, MR AND MRS SMITH. The girls were not prepared for what they were about to see:BRAD AND ANGELINA: ARE THE SEXY CO-STARS GETTING TOO CLOSE?ANGELINA AND BRAD KISS!WHAT IS GOING ON BETWEEN BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE?IS THE PUFFY LIPPED BEAUTY, DRIVING JENNIFER ANISTON CRAZY?IS BRAD AND JEN’S MARRIAGE OVER?ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT LAUGH OFF RUMORS.BRAD AND ANGELINA DENY AFFAIR.TATOOTED VIXEN STEALS GOLDEN BOY?ANGELINA JOLIE: HOMEWRECKER?ANGIE: SAINT OR SINNER?BRAD AND JEN SEPARATE. IS ANGELINA TO BLAME?BRAD AND ANGELINA’S SECRET ROUNDEVOUS IN KENYA.DID JENNIFER REFUSE TO GIVE BRAD A BABY?JEN CHOOSES CAREER OVER FAMILY.BRAD AND ANGELINA: NEW HOLLYWOOD SUPERCOUPLE?DID BRAD CHEAT?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~It just went on and on and on. Zahara looked at Bella. Bella looked at Shiloh. Shiloh looked at Zahara. Zahara had tears in her eyes."HOLY ****!" Shiloh said.TO BE CONT…..

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 1:39 pm

((((((((FAN FIC ALERT)))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYFACE TO FACE. cont…..No one knew what to say. Shiloh clicked on a few more pages and it was the same thing, same subject matter regarding their parents. Zahara walked over to her bed and sat down. Bella followed her and sat right beside her. Shiloh turned around in her swivel chair and looked at her sisters. They both had tears in their eyes."Why were they saying those things?" Bella asked tearfully. She began to cry. Zahara hugged her. Shiloh came over to the bed. Shiloh tried to comfort Bella. She began rubbing her back."I don’t know Bella, but were going to find out." Shiloh said softlyZahara looked at Shiloh. They just found out that at one time, the whole world thought their parents were having an affair. And she wanted to keep on diging for more information. Zahara did not understand Shiloh sometimes."Don’t you think that we have FOUND OUT enough right now?" Zahara asked her with raw emotion in her voice. "Don’t you?!" she asked again.Shiloh looked at Zee. She could see the pain in her face. Her face was streaked with tears. "I just meant-"Zahara cut her off. "We know what you just meant. We shouldn’t have been looking at this stuff in the first place.""You wanted too." Shiloh accused her."Yeah, and I was wrong. I’ts private." Zahara told her."Private? Are you kidding me? It’s on the internet. Public information." Shiloh told her."Well it’s private to ME!" Zahara told her."Me too." Bella said. She got up."I’m going to bed. I don’t want to do any more RESEARCH." She said with anger in her voice. Shiloh was getting pissed."You guys act like this is all my fault.""You and your research. You just had to know, didn’t you?"Bella asked. "I’m out of here. Night, Zee." She gave her sister another hug."Night Bella. It will be okay." Zahara told her."Night Shiloh." Bella said leaving the bedroom. She did not give her sister a hug."I didn’t mean for her to get upset, you either." Shiloh said to Zahara."How did you think she was going to react? She’s a kid for christ sake!" Zahara told her."I didn’t know what we were going to find. I’m shocked too." Shiloh explained."I’m going to brush my teeth." Zahara told her.Shiloh watched her sisiter leave the bedroom. The last thing she ever wanted to do, was to hurt them.The information was a bit shocking. What really happened between her parents and Jennifer Aniston? Shiloh knew that there were a lot of questions, that still needed to be answered. And she was going to try to find them.TO BE CONT…..(((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYFACE TO FACE…cont…The next few days, were awkward at best. Everytime the Jolie Pitt girls saw their parents, images of their father and Jennifer and those screaming headlines with those nasty accusations, raced through their minds.Angelina and Brad noticed that there was something going on too. Everytime they asked them, if anything was wrong, they would get one word answers, saying everything was fine. It seemed like Zahara,Shiloh and Bella had to tell Angelina a hundred times, they were not sick.Shiloh had e-mailed Maddox telling him what they had stumbled upon. She was still waiting for a reply. She sent one to AJ too. He was still in North Carolina at his Basketball Camp.It was an early afternoon. Bella was at their other home, horseback riding. Shiloh was on one of the decks. She could see Zahara below, laying out on the beach reading a book. Shiloh had her laptop on her lap. She was about to go online again, but Angelina came outside to join her."Hey baby" Angelina said to her smiling."Hey Mom." Shiloh said. She looked at her mother trying to find, something."What are you doing?" Angelina asked as she sat on a chaise lounge ."Oh nothing." Shiloh answered.Angelina shook her head. "What is with you guys?""What?" Shiloh asked her, playing dumb."You and your sisters. For the past few days, you guys have been acting like Zombies. You barely talk to one another. When you do, your fighting about something. Everytime I ask Zee about it, she gives me a one word answer.""I don’t know, Mom." Shiloh did her best to hide her emotions."Bella looks like she’s on the verge of crying. and you have been surprisingly, quiet." Angelina told her.Shiloh shifted in her chair. "I guess were just going to miss Zee, when she leaves for school." Shiloh was hoping that would stick.Angelina looked at her. She had a strange feeling that it was something more, something big. She didn’t want to pry, not yet. "Okay. I’m going to pick up Bella in a half hour, Do you want to come with me?""No. I’ll just hang out here." Shiloh told her.Angelina got up and kissed her daughter’s forehead. "I’ll be in my office if you need anything or if you want to talk?" Angelina giving Shiloh another oppourtunity to open up to her."Okay." Shiloh said smiling.TO BE CONT.

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 1:42 pm

((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))))PURE FICTION/ENETRTAINMENT ONLYFACE TO FACE …cont..She waited for her mother to go back into the house, before she turned on her computer. Shiloh was on a mission. She needed to know as much as she could. She slipped the MAMS DVD into her computer.Although she has seen this movie a hundred times, Shiloh felt she was watching it for the FIRST time. She could see the chemistry and the passion between her Mother and Father. Their loved just oozed out of the screen. "So this is how the cheating rumors started." Shiloh said out loud, as she finished the movie. She had to tell Zahara and Bella. They needed to watch this movie again. Shiloh was now on the PEOPLE website. PEOPLE magazine had been around for decades. It was the one magazine that told the truth. This is where she found information about her self. It was so SURREAL to be reading information, about her. The announcement of her Mother’s pregnancy. How her Mother’s pregnancy was chronicled. How the world was eagerly anticipating her birth,when she was born, her first baby photos. She recognized those pictures.The fact that her mother was giving her Dad children, through adoption and also having biological children, where his first wife couldn’t or wouldn’t.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After another dinner where their parents tried to pump information out of them, to no avail, Shiloh called a meeting with Zahara and Bella.Brad and Angelina were in the family room, watching TV. The girls once again were in the bedroom that Shiloh and Zahara shared."I know you guys think that I shouldn’t be prying into our parents past." Shiloh told them."No, you shouldn’t." Zahara told her."And I agree with Zee." Bella said."Well, I’m sorry. I think we have a right to know. Their past is affecting our present. I watched MAMS again today, You guys have to watch it again. Gives the movie a whole new meaning." Shiloh told them."So those headlines were true, about Dad leaving Jennifer for Mom? They had an affair? He and Mom would do something like that?" Bella asked in a small voice."Of course not!" Zahara told her."Zee, Bella,They met and fell in love while filming MAMS. Dad and Jennifer separated. It looks like they were having a ton of problems. Dad wanted a family, she didn’t. When Mom adopted you, Dad was with her. Dad,Mom and Maddox all came to Africa together, to get you."Shiloh told her smiling.TO BE CONT..

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 1:44 pm

((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYFACE TO FACE….cont..Zahara began to smile a little bit."Really? He was with her?" Shiloh nodded her head smiling. "They weren’t married yet, but they were obviously together."Zahara began to feel a little better. It was actually the first time she smiled in days."It seems like once Dad wasn’t with Jennifer anymore, he went right after Mom. You , Mad , Mom and Dad, became an instant family. By the end of the year, Dad was in the process of adopting both you and Mad.""Really?""Yeah. If you want, I’ll print it out for you." Shiloh told her. She was really glad that she found this, especially for Zee’s sake."Thanks Shi." Zahara smiled at her sister."It seems like there were a TON of rumors, that Dad cheated on Jennifer with Mom, but that’s all they were: rumors, NASTY rumors." Shiloh informed them."Honest?" Bella asked."Honest. It was such a hot topic, debate, if you can believe that, for a couple of years. Fans of Jennifer called Mom and Dad all kinds of names, pretty pathetic. I guess when the GOLDEN COUPLE broke up, a lot of her fans went psycho." Shiloh told them. "When Dad and Mom got together, they just ******* freaked out.""Why?" Bella asked."I don’t know. They used to have blogs about celebrities, where people would talk, give their opinions, just about on anything. I found this real cool one, It was called, JUST JARED. It’s where fans of Mom and Dad all over the world would talk about their movies, their causes, their relationship, even us." Shiloh explained."Us?" Bella asked."Yeah. Mom and Dad had some incredible fans back then." Shiloh told them."They still do." Bella said prouldy. She was starting to feel better too. Those horrible things, people said about their parents, really scared her.Accusing Mom and Dad of doing the unthinkable. Dad being with another woman while he was still married to Jennifer and that other woman,being their Mom? No way. Her parents wouldn’t do anything like that."I found this interview Jennifer did with VANITY FAIR, right after her and Dad split." Shiloh told them."That rag?" Zahara said."That’s the one. I haven’t read it yet.""Hey Shi? When did Mom when her second OSCAR? Was it 06 or 07?" Bella asked." I think 07.""Are you sure?" Bella asked."Look it up." Zahara told her."Oh yeah." Shiloh said smiling. She went on IMDB.COM. she typed in her Mom’s name. Shiloh looked for the awards info, she scrolled, scanned and then stumbled on some information. She started to read…………………"Well, was it 06 or 07?" Bella asked.Shiloh wasn’t paying any attention to her sister. She was reading things about their mother. Things she had no idea."OH ****!" Shiloh said out loud.TO BE CONT….

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 1:47 pm

(((((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYFACE TO FACE…cont…Shiloh Jolie Pitt, could not believe what she was reading about her mother. Some of this stuff just didn’t make any sense, she thought."Shi, What’s wrong?" Zahara asked her.Shiloh looked at her older sister. She was afraid of upsetting her again. She looked at Bella. Zahara was right, she was only a kid. The information they found out about their parents and Jennifer, scared Bella."Shi?" Zahara asked again."Guys, there is some stuff here about Mom, before she met and married Dad." Shiloh told them."What kind of stuff?" Bella asked her."Yeah, come on Shi. What is it?" Zahara asked."If I tell you, Promise not to get mad at me?" Shiloh asked ,looking at both of her sisters. Zahara looked at Bella, then back at Shiloh."Bella?""I want to know." Bella told them."Mom was married before she met Dad." Shiloh dropped the bombshell."MARRIED?!!! That can’t be. She would of told us. She wouldn’t have kept that from us, something that important." Zahara said.Shiloh continued on."Guys she was married. Not once, but twice.""WHAT?!!!" Bella replied."TWICE?!! To who?" Zahara demanded."Both were actors, she met on movies thay they were filming. The first guy was named, Jonny Lee Miller. Let’s see, they were married from March 28,1996 until, February 3, 1999. The movie they were filming was called HACKERS." Shiloh told them."I can’t believe this. How come she never told us?We all new about Dad’s first marriage. Why didn’t she tell us about hers?" Bella asked with some anger in her voice.Shiloh continued on."She wore black leather pants and a shirt with his name on it, written in her blood, JESUS!""What? BLOOD, her blood on a shirt, when they got married? Your making this up." Zahara told her. "Sorry, Zee. No I’m not. It’s right here."Bella walked over to Zahara’s bed and sat down . It looked like she was going to start crying again."They remained friends after their marriage ended. She met her second husband while they were filming PUSHING TIN, Billy Bob Thornton. What kind of name is Billy Bob? They were married, May 5,2000 in Las Vegas.""Did she wear blood at the wedding, too?" Bella asked with disgust in her voice."Same year that Dad married Jennifer." Zahara pointed out."Are there any pictures of him?" Bella asked."Of either of her HUSBANDS?""Let me see. I’ll go to the PEOPLE webiste." Shiloh told her.TO BE CONT….

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 1:52 pm

((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLY.FACE TO FACE…cont…..Shiloh manuvered through the website. Just like the images they saw of their father and Jennifer’s, throughout their marriage, these pictures captured the marriage of Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton. But these pictures were way DIFFERENT from the one’s they saw of their father’s first marriage.First, the girls were SHOCKED when they layed their eyes on Billy Bob Thornton for the first time."OH MY GOD! Look how old he was?" Shiloh said, with disbelief in her voice.Zahara was shaking her head in disbelief. Their mother had always been beautiful, she couldn’t believe the man she was kissing and hugging, was her husband. Look at him, GROSS!""Bella you have to see these!" Shiloh told her.Bella walked back over to the desk where the girls were sitting."He’s so OLD! I think I’m going to throw up."The images of their mother and Billy Bob Thornton showed them doing the same thing in almost every photo: kissing and hugging. RED CARPET EVENTS, MOVIE PREMIERES, RESTAURANTS. They were basically, joined at the lips."DAMN! Could they not keep their hands off of one another." Shiloh was saying."That is disgusting, Look at her! She’s hanging all over him!""Bella, He’s hanging all over her. YUCK!" Shiloh added.Zahara really didn’t know what to say. The man looked absolutely creepy. Nothing at all like Daddy."Are there any pictures of her first husband?" Zahara had always thought their Dad was their Mom’s ONLY husband. She couldn’t believe that she just asked that question. In less than an hour, they had learned that their Mother had been married three times………"Um, let me check. Shiloh told her. "Let’s see………..Oh, here’s one." Shiloh told them. It was a picture of Angelina and Jonny at the GOLDEN GLOBES one year. "At least this one looked normal. He was kinda cute." Shiloh said.Zahara and Bella looked at the picture." Look how pretty Mom looked." Zahara said in a soft voice."I’m going to ‘google’ Mom. Let’s see what else we can find.’ The Jolie Pitt girls, knew that there was no going back. They were in way too deep. As surprised and shocked they were, they needed to know as much as they could about their mother. Shiloh typed in their Mother’s name without, the name PITT.TO BE CONT……….((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYFACE TO FACE…..cont…..BILLY BOB THORNTON/ANGELINA JOLIE MARRY IN VEGAS.BILLY BOB THORNTON/ANGELINA JOLIE GET MATCHING TATTOOSANGELINA JOLIE AND BILLY BOB THORNTON WEAR EACH OTHER’S BLOOD.ANGIE AND BILLY? HOLLYWOOD’S WEIRDEST COUPLE?DID ANGELINA STEAL BILLY BOB?ANGELINA AND BILLY BOB: PUBLIC DISPALY OF AFFECTION, IS IT TOO SEXY?BILLY BOB AND ANGELINA: HAVE THEY GONE TOO FAR?It just went on and on and on."Now we know how those rumors started, when her and Daddy made MAMS." Zahara told them."What the **** kind of marriage did they have?" Shiloh said out loud, shaking her head."It looked like a weird one." Zahara said."When did Mom adopt Maddox? Was she married to this guy?""Mad was adopted in 2002. So she had to be with this man, unless they were divorced before she adopted him." Bella said." Shiloh, when did they get divorced?""Let me read back…….here it is, May 27,2003. They got divorced on my birthday! Well, three years later, but still my birthday. How freaky is that?!"Shiloh kept on scanning and scrolling over the the things they already knew: Her knives collection, her tattoos. It was the other stuff that BLEW them away."Hey I found something." Shiloh told them."What?" Zahara and Bella both asked."Mom’s first interview on INSIDE THE ACTOR’S STUDIO. It was back in 2005. Maybe this will give us some more information. Let’s take a look at it."Zahara, Shiloh and Bella did not have any idea, what they were going to learn next.TO BE CONT……………

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 1:55 pm

(((((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLY.FACE TO FACE…..cont……."WHAT THE **** WAS THAT?" Shiloh said out loud as she turned off her laptop.Zahara, Shiloh and Bella had just finished watching their Mother’s INDSIDE THE ACTOR’S STUDIO, APRIL 2005 interview. It was actually one of Angelina’s best interviews. As she has in the past, she was always been open about her life. Sometimes her honesty tend to backfire on her. Her words would always get turned around. She had often been misqouted. It was this interview that Angelina was open about issues with:SELF MUTALATION/ CUTTING HERSELF.LOSING HER VIRGINITY AT AGE FOURTEEN.UNDERSTANDING ADDICTIONS, IN ALL FORMS.THE NASTY RUMORS REGARDING HER OSCAR KISS, WITH BROTHER JAMES HAVEN.HER LESBIAN AFFAIR WITH HER FOXFIRE CO-STAR, JENNY SMITSZU.Her daughters on the other hand, thought it was just a bit too open. They had just come into contact with those suprising relevations. They were in complete utter shock.Finding out that their Mother had been married twice before she met their Father, that was nothing. Finding out ,that the whole world at one time that their parents were having affair, that was nothing. Learning that their Mother once had a sexaul relationship with another WOMAN, now that was something."Can you believe this ****?" Shiloh was still the only one, that had said anything.She looked at both Zahara and Bella. They didn’t know what to say. Zahara looked at Bella, she had started to cry again. She was wiping the tears off of her face. Zahara put her hand on her youngest sister’s shoulder. "Bella, I Know. It’s going to be okay." She started to hug her. Who was she kidding! She felt like crying too. She could feel the tears starting to well up in her own eyes."Hello! I ‘m asking you guys a question." Shiloh begein pacing and shaking her head."You know I was taken back with the fact, that Dad used to sleep with Jennifer, after we saw her in person last week. At least he was having sex with the opposite sex. Unlike our dear Mother, she was ******* this Jenny person!!!!!!!!!" Shiloh began laughing in a sarcastic laugh. "BOTH of are parents had ex-wives and girfriends name JENNY!!! WHAT THE **** IS THAT?!!!!!!"There were so many emotions running through Shiloh’s mind. She felt hot tears burning in her eyes. She walked to over to her bed and she sat down. She did the only thing she could do. She began to cry………..TO BE CONT

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 1:57 pm

(((((((((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYFACE TO FACE…..cont…….Brad was in the kitchen fixing breakfast. The bacon was sizzling on the stove. He had already cut up a variety of fruit. He was now mixing the eggs, getting them ready, so he could scramble them. Angelina joined him into the kitchen."Something smells good." She told him smiling. She walked over to Brad and gave him a kiss on his nice soft lips."I know, it’s you." Brad said smiling. Each and every day, he thanked God for blessing him with a beautiful, wonderful wife. and five beautiful healthy, outstanding children. He always thought of Will, their GUARDIAN ANGEL."I think it’s the bacon. Angelina said as she got the orange juice out of the refrigerator."Girls aren’t up yet?" Bard asked as he scambled the eggs."No, not yet. I’m not surprised. I heard them up, way past midnight. Sounds like they were arguing about something. Baby, I’m really starting to worry about them. something is going on.""I know. I asked each one of them, if there was anything wrong, anything they wanted to talk to me about, they tell me, everything is fine. I know their lying. I can see it in their eyes." Brad told her.Angelina began to pour the juice into some glasses. "I hear it in their voices. I don’t like prying, but I’m so close to confronting, all three of them."Zahara was making up her bed. She had so many thoughts running through her head. She hadn’t got much sleep, the previous night. She looked over at Shiloh. She was still lying in bed, facing the wall. She knew that Shiloh was hurting. It almost broke her heart, when she saw Shiloh break down in tears last night. Zahara was also thinking of their Mother. The interview was very revealing and shocking. But Zahara was also thinking about the OTHER parts of the interview. The way her Mom’s face lit up, when she would talk about Maddox. Her passion for flying. The emotion in her voice when, she talked about the causes that were dear to her heart. The amazing work she did for the UNHCR.Zahara loked over at her sister."You awake?"Shiloh rolled over and rubbed her eyes."Yes, I’m awake." she answered in a sleepy voice.There was knock on the door. The girls looked at one another."Who is it?" Zahara asked."It’s me." Bella answered. she opened the door.TO BE CONT.

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 1:59 pm

((((((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYFACE TO FACE…cont….Bella walked into the bedroom. She shut the door behind her. She went over to sit on Shiloh’s bed. She still had her pajamas on."Morning.""Morning. Did you get much sleep last night?" Zahara asked her."A little. I just kept thinking about Mom, Daddy. All this stuff.""Join the club." Shiloh said as she got out of bed. "I don’t know. It’s just so weird. It’s like all of this, learning about her two other marriages, the stuff she said in that interview? I just don’t know anymore." Bella said with confusion in her voice."Weird? That’s the understatement of the year. Try ******* bizzare!!! From having a live in boyfriend at the age of fourteen; cutting herself, because sex, just wasn’t exciting for her? Probably tried every drug that was out there?Oh don’t forget, she fucked another woman!" Shiloh said with bitterness and sarcasm in her voice."Shiloh, Stop!!! Zahara said. "Yes, she did those things. She can’t change the past. We can’t change the past. Yes, they are shocking. Yes, some of them are-."Shiloh cut her off. "Oh, I forgot there were rumors she was ******* Uncle Jaime! You can’t even make up **** like this!!!!" Shiloh was about to lose it."SHILOH, SHUT UP NOW!!!!!!!!!!! Zahara yelled.Bella looked at her older sisters. Guys, don’t fight!""Like I was saying,Yes it is shocking. I’m freaking out too! But don’t forget the other stuff she talked about. The pain and suffering she saw, while traveling all over the world. When she adopted Maddox, how he changed her, he made her a woman. She couldn’t be selfish anymore. She couldn’t hurt herself anymore. Look at all the amazing work she has done over the years for the UNHCR. Shiloh, a lot of things that she did, she was young. I’m really trying hard not to judge her so bad. That’s all in her PAST. If it wasn’t for Mom, me and Maddox would be dead by now." Zahara told her.Shiloh looked at Zahara and then at Bella. She was so confused. "Why didn’t she tell us, any of this?"Another knock on the door, stopped the conversation cold."It’s me, Dad. Can I come in?"Zahara looked at her sister." Sure Daddy."Brad entered the bedroom. "Come on you guys, shake a leg. Breakfast is on the table." He told them. Once again he felt like he was interrupting something very important."You guys, okay?" He looked at his three girls, with his baby blue eyes.Shiloh looked at both Zahara and Bella. "Sure. Everything is fine." Shiloh told him."Excuse me, I need to get dressed." She left the bedroom."Zee?" Brad asked."I’m fine, Daddy." Zahara hate lying to him."I’m going to get dressed too." Bella told her Dad.Zahara looked at her father. She knew what she had to do next. She just hoped, that she had the courage to do so……..TO BE CONT.

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 2:02 pm

((((((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYFACE TO FACE….cont….Brad and Angelina were relaxing in the family room. It was the end of a very long week. The weekend was upon them. The week had kept Brad very busy. Both of the movies he was producing, had come up with some problems. Never again he thought, that he would produce two movies, at the same time. Angelina had a busy week too. She was mulling over a couple of scripts. She had numerous conference calls with the UN. On top of that, their three daughtes were acting, nothing like themselves. Shiloh was acting like a little brat. More than once, she had to send her to her room. The child at times was being obnoxious, rude and just unpleasant.Brad was going over their vacation plans. They were planning to spend a couple of weeks at their Chateau, in the South of France, in August. Whenever the family traveled, he always made the arrangements. Angelina was reading a book about Dafur. They didn’t even notice, that Zahara had entered the room.Zahara had been thinking for days, it was time for her parents to know, exactly what had been going on, the past couple of weeks. Bella was a basket case and Shiloh was being a *****. There was no other word, to describe her sister’s behavior, the past few days. "Mom, Daddy? Are you guys busy?" Zahara asked them."No of course not." Angelina told her."What’s going on, Princess?" Brad asked her.Zahara walked over where her mother was sitting. She sat beside her. Brad was sitting in an easy chair,across from Angelina. Zahara suddenly hugged her. It felt so good to be in her Mom’s arms once again. She didn’t care about any of that stuff in her Mom’s past. She just cared about, now."Baby, What’s wrong? What is it?" Angelina asked her, with concern and some fear in her voice.Brad got up and walked over and sat beside both of them.Zahara looked at both of her parents, with those huge brown eyes of her’s. "A couple of weeks ago, when me, Shiloh and Bella were shopping at KITSON’S, we saw somebody?"Angelina looked at Brad."Who, Baby?"Zahara looked at her father and then back at a her mother."Jennifer Aniston."Angelina looked at Brad, as he slumped down on the couch. Oh man, he thought." You saw Jennifer?"TO BE CONT.

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 2:04 pm

(((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYFACE TO FACE…cont…Zahara nodded her head, yes. "She was with Coco Arquette’s mom."Brad ran his fingers through his short hair. Damn.It was staring to make sense, he thought."Did she see you guys?" Brad asked her."No. We just saw her. And of course, that got us wondering about her.""I see. " Brad said."What do you mean, wondering about her?" Angelina asked her."Well, Me, Shiloh and Bella, wanted to know more about her, when she was married to Dad." Zahara explained to her parents."Oh." Angelina said as she was looking at Brad."Shiloh began to do some research on the OLD SCHOOL internet and we found stuff about Dad and Jennifer. We saw pictures when they were still married. We saw stories about you, Mom and Jennifer. We saw stories on how you and Mom met-"Brad held up his hand."Stop right there." Brad got up and walked out out of the family room. Zahara looked at her Mother with tears in her eyes." See! I knew I shouldn’t of said anything. He’s mad at me!"Angelina hugged her daughter." Baby no he’s not. Were both actually relieved, that you finally decided to talk to us. We knew something was wrong" Angelina tried to reassure her.Brad had made his way to Zahara and Shiloh’s bedroom. He knocked on the door and he did not wait for an answer. He opened the door. Shiloh was sitting on her bed, listening to music on her IPOD. Bella was sitting on Zahara’s bed, reading a book."Front and Center in the family room, now." Brad told them."It must have been a shock for you guys, to see her in person, huh?""To say the least. It was just so weird. She being Dad’s first wife. She, not being you." Zahara tried to explain to her Mother.When Shiloh, Bella and Brad had made their way to the family room, Shiloh knew exactly why, they were being summoned……..TO BE CONT.

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 2:05 pm

((((((((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYFACE TO FACE…cont…..Both Shiloh and Bella looked at Zahara and then at Brad and Angelina, as they both sat down in an over stuffed couch, that was facing Angelina and Zahara. Brad was looking at all the women in his life, that were so precious and dear to him.Shiloh looked back at Zahara, and just shook her head. She knew Zee would spill it, sooner or later. At this point, did she really care?Zahara gave Shiloh a ‘Don’t be Mad at Me’ look. Bella looked at everyone. All she wanted to be was in her Mom’s arms again. Bella got up and walked over to where Angelina and Zahara were sitting. Zahara was on Angelina’s left side, Bella proceeded to sit on her right. She began to hug her Mother and she also began to cry.Both Brad and Angelina could feel her pain. "Baby, it’s okay. I’m right here and I’m not going any where." Angelina told her in a soft soothing voice. Brad reached over and patted, Bella’s head, ever so softly. Angelina looked at all of her daughters and then she looked, back at Brad.Brad pulled up an ottoman, so he could have a clear view of Zahara, Bella and Shiloh, who was still, sitting by herself. Brad began."I’m so sorry you guys have been hurting over all of this, the past couple of weeks. I know it must have been a big shock to see Jennifer."Brad was trying to remember the last time he saw Jennifer. It had almost been twelve years ago. It was on one of the back lots at WARNER BROTHERS. They had both been cordial. It was brief. She had given her condolences, regarding Will. That was it."It must have been a bigger shock, seeing those pictures of us together, when we were married."Brad told them."Yeah. It was just so weird seeing you with someone, that wasn’t Mom." Bella said in a small voice. She was leaning her head on Angelina’s shoulder. She looked up at her and smiled. Angelina smiled back at her. It felt so good to be back in her Mom’s arms again. Some of the stuff she had done, when she was a young girl, she didn’t understand. Why would she want to hurt herself?"All those things we saw, the stories about you and Mom, how you guys met, all that stuff, It was horrible." Zahara told Brad.Shiloh looked at both Brad and Angelina. "So exactly what happened when you were filming MAMS? How did those rumors start?" Shiloh asked. Her first contribution, to this family conversation.TO BE CONT.

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 2:07 pm

((((((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYFACE TO FACE……cont…….Brad looked at his middle child. He still remembers the day when Angie told him, she was pregnant with her. It was one of the happiest days in his life. "While we were making MAMS, Jennifer and I were having a lot of problems. We had been for the last year.""What kind of problems?" Shiloh asked him.Brad knew that one day, that he would be having this conversation with his children. He just wasn’t prepared as he always thought he would be. "We started to grow apart from one another. We had trouble communicating. We both realized we wanted different things, out of life." Brad did his best to explain to them."Like you wanted children and she didn’t?" Zahara asked him."That was part of it. It was very complex. Jennifer had some issues. We both realized that, we just weren’t good for one another." "So Mom didn’t have nothing to do with it? She didn’t break up your marriage?" Shiloh asked as she looked at Angelina."Absolutely not. " Brad told her. He looked over at Angelina."Me and your Mother became very good friends while we were filming. Actually, Me, your Mother and Maddox became very good friends. That friendship turned into something else: I fell hopelessly in love with her." Brad said as he looked at Angelina. He continued on." Me and Jennifer decided to separate. Everyone thought I left Jennifer for you mother. Your grandparents even thought so at one time. Metting and falling in love with your Mother, had nothing to do with Jennifer. Your Mother and I, didn’t do anything wrong. Your Mother and I did not have an affair. I swear to you, on my life." Brad told them.The Jolie Pitt girls were so GLAD to finally hear that."Really?" Bella asked in a small voice."Really, sweetheart." Brad said with a little smile.Zahara looked at Shiloh, then back at Brad."Shiloh found some information about when you actually separated and when you were divorced-" Zahara hesitated for a bit. "Were you really with Mom and Maddox when you adopted me? Did you really come to Africa?" Zahara needed to hear the truth from her father. Not just from some, print out."Yes, Princess, I sure did." Brad said with a huge smile on his face. TO BE CONT.

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 2:09 pm

(((((((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYFACE TO FACE……..cont………"Once Jennifer and I separated, I went after exactly what I wanted. I didn’t care what people said or thought. I wanted a life with your Mother and Maddox. When Jennifer filed for divorce, me and your Mother, started concentrating on our future together. That is when we got together. Not before hand, only when the papers were filed. We all went to Africa to get you. Me, Mom and Maddox. Since I was still leagally married to some one else, I couldn’t have my name on the actual adoption papers. The first time I saw your beautiful little face, I knew you were my little girl. It absolutley killed me, I coudn’t give you my last name, but I gave you, your middle name, Marley. You were my little girl, my princess, in my heart and in my soul.When my divorce was final later that year, I started the process to adopt you and Maddox. I wasn’t there for the first six months of your life, but I have loved you since the moment I layed my eyes on you." Brad told Zahara.Zahara had tears running down her smooth beautiful face.TO BE CONT.

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 2:10 pm

(((((((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYFACE TO FACE. ….cont….Zahara was not the only one who had tears in her eyes. Bella was wiping her own eys. It was a such a cool story, how Daddy, Mom, Zee and Maddox, all found their way to one another. It was so special how they all became an instant family.Shiloh looked at Zahara. She saw how happy and relieved Zee was. For a brief moment there, she was feeling a little bit jealous. She looked back at her Mom. She wished that she could let some of the anger go, but she just couldn’t. Something inside of her, was preventing her, from doing that. All those things that she did, her other husbands, her other life, those images just kept running through her mind. Why? Why didn’t she ever tell them? **** HER! We knew about Dad’s first marriage, and now we know the whole story.Zahara got up and walked over, where Brad was sitting. She gave her a Dad a big hug. Ever since she was a little girl, she always felt safe, when she was in his arms, whether he was just picking her up or just carrying her. She felt safe, once again."Thanks, Daddy. I love you!"Brad held his princess. "I love you too, honey."Angelina looked at Brad, with a smile on her face, she mouthed ‘I love you’.Bella looked at Brad and then back at her mother. God, what her Mom and Dad must of have gone through, just to be together, just to be a family. It was pretty amazing. She snuggled up to Angelina.Brad and Zahara had sat back down. He looked at all three of his daughters. "I want you guys to promise me something.""What’s that?" Shiloh asked"At any time, If you guys have any questions about me, my past, Jennifer,anything, please come to me. If your not sure, please still come to me. You guys never had a problem about confiding in me before. I know this was way out in left field, but please don’t ever feel like you can’t talk to me." Brad told them."Okay." Zahara, Shiloh and Bella said in unison."Does that go for Mom, too?" Shiloh asked.Zahara looked at Shiloh."Shiloh?" she said softly."Absolutely." Angelina told her. "You guys already know, you can come to me, with anything.""Good. Because I have some questions." Shiloh told Angelina."Shiloh, don’t. We know everything now." Bella told her."No we don’t. Don’t we Mom? I mean Dad told us everything about Jennifer. How you guys met, How you guys didn’t do anything wrong." Shiloh said with anger in her voice. She looked directly at Angelina. Angelina looked at Shiloh and the look on her face, said it all. She knew exactly what was on Shiloh’s mind.TO BE CONT.

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 2:12 pm

((((((((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))))))FACE TO FACE…CONCLUSION.If Shiloh, Bella and Zahara had found out information about Brad, Jennifer and the way she and Brad had met, Angelina knew they had found out information about her. She hugged Bella and Zahara, who were still sitting on each side of her. She often thought what she would exactly say to her daughters, about her past. Her past. A past, she still felt, was HER’S. She had told Maddox, when he was getting ready to leave for college. She was helping him pack one night, and it all just spilled out. He was of course shocked and very much surprised. He was really interested in hearing about her marriage to Billy. At first, he thought he was the reason that they broke up. But Angelina, vehemently told him, don’t ever think that. It was ALL Billy. It had nothing to do with Maddox.The cutting, her introduction to sex, her relationship with Jenny, Maddox asked a lot of questions and she did her best to give him the right answers. She told him how he saved her from her dark existence and that she would ALWAYS be grateful. Angelina thought in a way, it brought her and Maddox even closer. If that was at all possible.With her daughters, she knew it was going to be different. She thought about different times, to tell them.Angelina wanted to wait until they got older. She had thought about telling Zahara before she went away to college, make it a family ritual, but they had beat her to it.And now, her past was colliding with her present and could affect, her daughters futures. "What questions do you have?" Angelina asked Shiloh in a calm voice."Uh, Let’s see, your other husbands or maybe, cutting yourself-" Shiloh was asking in a very sarcastic voice.Brad looked at Shiloh. He knew exactly where this was heading and he was going to put the brakes on this right now."Shiloh, Calm down. I’m not going to have you talk like that to your mother.""No, Brad it’s fine. She can ask all the questions she wants, her sister’s can too." Angelina told him."Not in that tone, she’s not." Brad said, looking directly at Shiloh.Angelina looked at Brad and then back at the girls. "I know it must have been a complete shock to you guys, to find out, that I had been married before.""You think?" Shiloh said."Shiloh?" Brad said, warning her."We were surprised Mom. We just assumed that you were always with Daddy." Zahara told her."I’ve always wanted to tell you guys, but I could never find the right time. Yes, I made some mistakes. Some I have regretted and some I have not. I’ve always been honest about them. I’ve learned a lot from them, they helped changed me and they helped me grow. I’m sorry guys, I’m not going to apologize for that. I am sorry, however, how you guys found out."Bella sat up a bit." Why did you cut yourself?""Honey, It was just a bad time for me. I hated being a teenager. I can’t explain it. It’s just something I did.""Do you have a lot of scars?" Zahara asked."Yeah, I do." Angelina told her. She had tears forming in her eyes."But you stopped. That took a lot of courage." Zahara told her. "Does Maddox know about all of this?"" Yeah, Baby I did stop. And yes, he does." Angelina said"But you didn’t bother to tell us." Shiloh told her."Well, she’s telling us now." Zahara told her younger sister."I love you guys so much, I guess I was trying to protect you in some way.""Protect us? You mean protect yourself." Shiloh told her. "Tell us about your wedding, where the bride wore red, you had your husband’s name painted on your shirt, with your blood? Who does something like that?!!!" Shiloh was getting out of control." And your second husband! Every picture we saw of you guys, you were practically having sex!!!! And let’s not forget, you had sex with another WOMAN!!!!!!!!" Tears were rolling out of control, down her face.Brad stood up."Okay, this is going to stop, RIGHT NOW!""Brad, NO! Were going to put everything right on the table, remember Baby? That’s the way you like to do things." Angelina told him. She knew, that there was no going back."SHILOH, SHUT UP!!" Zahara said with anger in her voice. "So what she did those things." Zahara turned and looked at her Mother." I’m not going to lie to you. I was really shocked, when I found out those things about you. But you know what?""What, honey?" Angelina asked her in a small voice."I don’t care. All the wonderful things you have done, they way you were able to change your life, you stopped doing those things. I love you so much!! If It wasn’t for you, I would be dead. I really believe that, more than ever. now""Oh, baby." Angelina reached out to her. "You know, Maddox said the same thing to me.""Really?" Zahara asked."Yeah, he did. Thank You. I love you too!""Me too Mom." Bella told her. I don’t care, I love you. Thank you for being my Mom."Angelina kissed Bella’s forehead." I love you too, sweetie."She looked over at Shiloh who was crying. "Honey, I know it’s shocking, it’s upsetting. I can’t change the past. I just try my best to learn from it. I’m sorry if you are hurt and are ashamed by it. They were mistakes, big mistakes, but they were, MY mistakes."Shiloh looked at her with a tear streaked face." You act like your proud of them or something.""In a way, some of them I am. Just like how proud I felt, how happy I was, when I learned that I was pregnant with you. You know, I never planned on giving birth to my children. But that all changed when I met and fell in love with your father. I knew I wanted to create children with him. When I found out that I was going to have a little girl, I thought my heart was going to burst because it was so full of love for you.I couldn’t wait for you to be born."Angelina got up and walked over where Shiloh was sitting. She sat beside her and was grateful, that Shiloh did not get up and leave. Angelina continued." When we found out you were a breech baby, I had to have a C-Section. When the Doctor told me I had a baby girl, I just wanted to hear you cry. I just wanted you to be okay. And you were. When you started to cry, it was music to my ears.""Very loud music." Brad said with a little smile on his face.Tears began to roll down Angelina’s face. "The first time I saw you, I just couldn’t believe how beautiful you were."Shiloh looked at her Mom with her red eyes and tear stained face."Really?"Angelina laughed."Yes, really.""Oh, Mommy……….." At that moment, Shiloh fell into her Mom’s waiting arms. She hugged her tight. She didn’t want to let go.Brad looked at the women who were so precious and dear to him. Angelina looked at Shiloh and gave her a kiss on each cheek. Zahara and Bella came over and sat with their Mom and sister.All of them started to hug one another. And soon, laughter followed the tears. It had been a rough ride the past couple of weeks. They were able to face the past and they were all ready to face the future.THE END.

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 2:14 pm

((((((((((((((((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYTESTING: 1,2,3….TESTING: 1,2,3.Their trip to the south of France that summer, was a very nice one for the Jolie Pitts. Maddox Jolie Pitt was unable to join the family due to his internship. Maddox was interning at a Architectual firm in Chicago. He promised his sister Zahara Jolie Pitt, that he would see her in Palo Alto, before he headed back to GEORGETOWN, for his senior year.AJ Jolie Pitt, did not make the trip either. He was enjoying himself too much at his Basketball Camp in North Carolina, he asked his parents if could attend another session. He still had plenty of time to see Zahara, before she left for college.The Jolie Pitt Girls had enjoyed their time in St. Tropez with Brad and Angelina. The summer had been very interesting for Zahara, Shiloh, and Bella. From seeing their Father’s ex-wife Jennifer Aniston, to learning about their parents past, especially, Angelina’s. While they were in France, the girls asked more questions which turned into late night talk sessions. Angelina gave them more answers. She felt that she and the girls had grown much closer.They were all hanging around the pool. The family had come back to their Los Angeles home, after they got back from France. AJ was in the pool, lounging on a floating chaise lounge. He looked more amd more like Angelina each day, except for his hair: it was blonde. Brad and Angelina were surprised to see, that he had already grown two inches , since the last time they had seen him.As soon as Angelina and AJ had some time togther alone, she told him everything about her past. He was surprised and shocked just like his sisters. He asked questions and she was surprised how he handled everything, as was Brad. AJ tried very hard not to judge his Mother. It was her past. It had nothing to do with him.Zahara, Shiloh, and Bella were laying on chaise lounges around the pool. Brad and Angelina were at Brad’s PLAN B PRODUCTION office. They were having a meeting with veteran director, Kevin Smith. They were both thinking about working with him. Brad would be producing, Angelina acting. Brad and Angelina had collaborated on several movies. Including the Academay Award winning, A MIGHTY HEART.AJ looked at all three of his sisters, shaking his head." I wish I was here when everything, went down. When you guys saw Jennifer. When you guys found out about Mom and Dad’s past, especially Mom’s. I can just see you guys, balling like babies. Bella, you were probably a basket case. Shiloh probably freaked. And poor Zee, was probably trying to stay calm. Am I right?"Shiloh looked at her brother through her sunglasses. "Well, you were too busy, dribbling with your balls, on Tobacco Road. If you were here, you probably would of freaked out too.""She’s got a point AJ. You were too busy playing with your balls." Zahara said smiling. Shiloh gave Zahara a high five. AJ gave both of them, the finger. Shiloh gave it right back to him."Your going to tell me, that you were not shocked and suprised, when Mom told you everything?" Shiloh asked him."Yeah. I was shocked and suprised, but I didn’t cry." AJ told her.Bella looked at her twin."So we cried. Mom did too. Big deal. You probably did a little. You just won’t admit to it.""I would of cried, if Mom had told me, that she had slept with Jennifer Aniston too" AJ said laughing.TO BE CONT……

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 2:18 pm

((((((((FANFCI ALERT))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYTESTING: 1,2,3…..TESTING 1,2,3….cont…"I think that would of freaked out all of us, if she told us that." Zahara said smiling. It’s amazing that they can joke and laugh about it now. A few weeks ago, she could not imagine laughing about this at all. Zahara looked at her brother and sisters. She was going to miss them terribly. Although she was excited to be attending STANFORD in the fall, she was going to miss the people she loved the most, her family."Zee. When did Mom and Dad say when they would be home?" Shiloh asked."Around Six? Why?" Zahara asked."Oh nothing. Just asking." Shiloh got up and walked into the house. Ten minutes later, Shiloh returned to the pool area. She had a bottle of wine and four wine glasses in her hands. "Hey guys. How about a little merlot?" Shiloh held up a wine bottle from Brad’s collection."You are so dead, when Dad finds out that a bottle is missing. He is so anal when it comes to his wine." AJ told her, shaking his head.Zahara looked at Shiloh as she sat down. "Are you crazy? Put that right back. NOW.""We really never got a chance to toast to your acceptance to STANFORD, the four of us." Shiloh said smiling."Well, were not doing it now." Zahara told her."We can get into so much trouble. I want to enjoy the rest of the summer, without being confined to my bedroom. AJ is right. You know how Daddy is about his wine collection." Bella told her."He’s not going to find out." Shiloh told her siblings. "I’ll just ask Maddox to order another bottle, to replace this. It will be on it’s way here, this time tomorrow."Bella looked at Zahara and AJ."Were not supposed to drink."Shiloh was working with the corkscrew. "We had a glass of wine almost everyday, while we were in France.""That was France. And we would be sitting at a table, across from Mom and Daddy." Zahara told her."Same thing, almost .There just not here at the moment. Come on. It’s just a little wine." Shiloh told her. She began pouring the red liquid, into the wine glasses."Mom’s not going to like this." Bella told Shiloh."Are you kidding me? All the stuff Mom did when she was our age? This is nothing." Shiloh handed each of them a glass."Alright. Let’s make a toast. To Zee." Shiloh looked at her big sister. "Congratulations! Were really going to miss you. We know that you will do, very well. I love you, Big Sis."Bella and AJ raised their glasses. "To Zee." They all said in unison.TO BE CONT…

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 2:20 pm

(((((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))))PURE FICTION/EBTERTAINMENT ONLYTESTING:1,2,3,…….TESTING 1,2,3……..cont…….Two hours later, and after opening a second bottle of wine, the Jolie Pitt children were feeling just fine. All them were feeling the effects of the alcohol."I can’t believe, that you won’t have a curfew! Your so ******* lucky!" Shiloh said laughing."I know. You’ll be able to to do anything you want, anytime time you want." Bella said. She was getting a headache. The wine and the sun was not a good combination."Guys, I’ll be in the library, 24/7. I’m a pre-med major, remember? Zahara told her sisters."I can’t wait to go to college. The parties, the girls." AJ said. He was very aware of the opposite sex. "PENN ST. Here the **** I come!""You have to graduate from high school first, AJ." Shiloh told him She took another sip of the burgundy liquid. "I’m definitely going away to school. I like GEORGETOWN. Maybe NORTHWESTERN, or YALE. They both have excellent drama departments." Shiloh refilled AJ’S glass."YALE? Like you can get into YALE?" AJ told her as he looked up at Shiloh. "Thanks.""AJ, I do have a high G.P.A." Shiloh reminded him. "And, I guess your welcome.""Yeah. You just flunk the other stuff. Your record regarding your behavior, is terrible Shi." Zahara told her.Shiloh took another sip. She sat the glass down on the tile. "It just shows that I am a very well rounded person. That I have other interest, besides academics." She explained to her siblings. She held up the second bottle of wine. "Does anyone want a refill? There’s still a little left."Zahara shook her head." No. I think I’m getting a headache.""I already have one. We shouldn’t of opened up that second bottle." Bella told them."Shi, I didn’t know that constantly being in the principals office, was an extracurricular activity?" AJ told Shiloh smiling."**** You! Shiloh told him.AJ was making his way out of the pool, when he almost lost his balance."AJ! BE CAREFUL!" Zahara told him."I’m fine. ****. don’t have a heart attack." He threw a bottle of suntan lotion at Shiloh. He began to towel himself dry." Missed me. Did you learn how to pass at all, while you were at that camp?" Shiloh teased AJ. "See, Zee, see what your going to miss when you leave?" Shiloh picked up her glass and finished her wine . "Are you scared?" She asked Zahara."Scared? Scared of what?" Zahara asked."Leaving home, going to STANFORD." Shiloh told her.Zahara closed her eyes for a second. " A little. I’m scared and excited at the same time. I mean everyone there is super smart. It’s so competitive. I’m starting all over again.""I can’t wait until we visit you." Bella told her smiling."When USC plays STANFORD, I’ll be there." AJ told her."What time is it?" Bella asked "Guys, it’s getting late." She started to gather up her things.AJ looked at his diver’s watch, a gift from Brad. "5:55pm.""****! Mom and Dad will be home soon!" Shiloh said."Mom and Dad are already home." Brad said in a loud clear voice."TO BE CONT…

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 2:22 pm

(((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYTESTING:1,2,3…TESTING 1,2,3……CONCLUSION.Zahara, Shiloh, Bella and AJ were not aware, that their parents had been home the past fifteen minutes. When Brad and Angelina had made their way to the pool area, they were very surprised to see, how their children had spent the afternoon.The four of them had made there way to a patio table. The two empty wine bottles and glasses, were scattered about.Brad and Angelina both walked toward the table. Zahara wanted to disappear; AJ did not dare look at his father; Bella thought she was going to get sick and Shiloh was squirming in her chair. She had thought they had plenty of time to clean up everything, and to sober up a little, before they got home. ****! Brad picked up a empty wine bottle."So this is what you have been doing all day?" He was very angry, as he looked at his children."You guys know your not suppose to drink any alcohol. How many times have we told you that?" Angelina asked them. She was angry too."Last time I checked, the legal drinking age in the state of CALIFORNIA was 21." Brad told them. He shook his head."This was a $200.00 bottle of wine.""We dranked wine almost everyday, while we were in France." Shiloh tried to plead their case."That was in France. And obviously me and your Mother made a huge mistake. How are we suppose to trust you guys now? Do you need a babysitter? Do I need to put a lock on the wine cellar? And your drinking around the pool?! What would of happened if one of you had fallen in? You could of hurt yourselves. You guys put yourselves in so much danger today""Well, it depends on which one of us would have fallen in." Shiloh said.At that moment, AJ couldn’t help but laugh."It’s not funny AJ. And I don’t have to ask, who initiated this happy hour." Brad was looking directly at Shiloh. "Zahara, I expected more out of you. Your the oldest"Zahara looked at both of her parents. Her Dad was right. "Sorry, Dad. Sorry Mom." "Shiloh, You put yourself and your brother and sisters at risk, today." Brad told her."How do you know it was me?" Shiloh asked."Oh come on Shiloh? This has you written all over it. " Angelina told her with anger and fustration in her voice as she sat down.Brad proceeded to sit by Angelina. He looked at Zahara, Shiloh, Bella and AJ. He loved them more than life itself, but it was times like this, that really made him angry. "You guys are all grounded, until further notice.""What does that mean?" Shiloh asked. Her head was truly feeling like, it was going to split wide open."It means your GROUNDED! You’ll stay in your room. No going out, no visiting friends, no friends visting you." Brad explained to her. He was still angry."Wait! Were suppose to go the DODGER game tomorrow." AJ said."Not anymore." Brad told him."I have a competition on Saturday." Bella pleaded her case. She was scheduled to compete in a prestigious horse show."Well, they may just have to compete without you." Brad told her."Thanks a lot, Shiloh." AJ said with anger in his voice. He was pissed that he and Brad were going to miss the game."Oh, **** YOU! It’s not like I forced it down your throat""Both of you SHUT UP!" Brad yelled. "And as for you young lady: You watch your MOUTH! You know very well, your Mother and I don’t like you using that kind of language!""Go to your rooms, Now!" Angelina told them "And don’t come out, until we tell you too." She added."And I don’t want to hear any music or any TV. No IPOD, no video games, no movies, and no computer. Oh, I forgot. You WILL replace the two bottles of wine you dranked." Brad informed them."$200.00 a bottle? " AJ asked with disbelief in his voice."$100.00 a piece from each of us." Zahara told him.AJ looked at Shiloh." Like I said, thanks a lot."Brad and Angelina wathced as their children made their way in to the house."I think I’m going to throw up." Bella informed everyone.""Make sure you don’t make a mess, if you do." Brad told her.Brad looked at his wife. "I just don’t know, baby. Why does Shiloh do **** like this?" Brad ran his fingers through his hair."She’s testing me." Angelina told him."Testing you?" Brad asked"Yes. I think she’s seeing how much she can get away with. Maybe this is her way of dealing with my past. I feel like she’s challenging me, in some way. Today was a couple of bottles of wine. What is it going to be tomorrow? Brad, I see a lot of me in her. We are so much a like, and it scares me, sometimes" Angelina confessed to Brad as she continued on."We never had to worry about Maddox or Zahara. Bella and AJ are just like you. But Shiloh, she’s me.""We just got spoiled with Maddox and Zahara. They rarely gave us any trouble. All parents go through this, one way or another.""Well, I guess it’s payback time. All the **** I put Mom through." Angelina said "Oh, Shiloh!" she said out loud."I wasn’t exactly a chior boy growing up." Brad said."You, weren’t huh?" Angelina asked smiling."No I wasn’t. Baby, I know Shiloh can be a handful sometimes. But you know what?""What?" Angelina asked."I wouldn’t want her any other way. Just as I’m sure that, Marcheline felt the same way about you." Brad told her."Well, when we concieved Shiloh, I think we broke the mold." Angelina said smiling."Oh, I know we did. Were just going to have to try harder, when it comes to her. Every family has one child, that tests their limits. Our’s happens to be Shiloh." Brad told Angelina." Your right. Let’s get this table cleaned up and then we can go and check up on them. I have a feeling that Bella isn’t the only one, throwing up right now." Angelina said laughing."Your probably right." Brad said laughing, too. "I love you.""I love you too, baby."

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 2:25 pm

(((((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYIT’S SO HARD TO SAY GOODBYETO YESTERDAY……..Brad Pitt walked slowly down the upstairs hallway, of his Los Angeles home. It was a little after two in the morning. The house was still and very quiet.. As Brad did everynight, he made the rounds in his family’s home, to make sure all the doors and windows were locked and the alarm, was correctly set. He was about to go back to the bed that he shared with Angelina Jolie Pitt, when he saw a faint light, coming from downstairs. I thought I turned off all the lights. He thought to himself.Brad made his way down the winding staircase. He saw that the light was coming from the huge kitchen. When he entered the kitchen, he saw his oldest daughter Zahara Jolie Pitt, sitting at the kitchen table, drinking a glass of milk."Zee, What are you doing down here?" Brad asked.Zahara jumped and turned around. "Daddy, You scared me!" She said in a startled voice. She thought she was the only one up, this hour."I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you." Brad apologized. "What are you doing up?" He went to the refrigerator, where he got a bottle of water.Zahara looked at her Dad. "I guess I’m a little too wound up, to sleep right now.""Are you nervous about tomorrow?" Brad glanced at the kitchen clock as he sat down at the table with her." Or should I say later today?"Zahara was leaving for college. Brad, Angelina, Shiloh, Bella, and AJ, were all flying to Palo Alto on their private plane, to drop Zahara off at STANFORD. The Jolie Pitts were going to spend a few days also, in San Francisco."Maybe a little. It’s certainly not high school anymore. It’s a big campus. A lot of smart people go there.""And, they are getting one more." Brad told her as he walked back to the refrigerator."I don’t know about that." Zahara said. She took another sip of her milk."I do." Brad was looking in the freezer for something. "So, how about it? Rum Raisin? Rocky Road? Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough? Vanilla? What kind of ice cream do you want?""Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough." Zahara decided.Brad got two bowls out of one of the cabinets. He got two spoons and the scooper, out of one the drawers. He began to scoop out the ice cream."You know Princess, It’s still not too late to change your mind. You can still go to USC or UCLA, You would be closer to home." Brad told her. He sat a bowl of ice cream in front of Zahara."Thanks Daddy. But I’m going to STANFORD." She said smiling."I know. I just thought I would try one more time." Brad was still dealing with his own issues, with Zahara going away to college. He was going to miss her terribly. He couldn’t believe his little girl, his princess, was all grown up."It’s going to be weird not having Shiloh borrow my clothes, or AJ asking me to help him with his math, or Bella, falling asleep at the foot of my bed, after watching a movie." I’m going to miss them.""You could do your Mother and I a favor and take Shiloh with you." Brad said jokingly.Zahara took a bite of her ice cream. "Sorry Daddy, I can’t help you and Mom with that one." she said smiling.Brad looked at his daughter. He’ll never forget the first time he saw her in that Ethiopian orphanage, eighteen years ago. "I’m so proud of you. You have grown into a beautigul, smart, intelligent, young woman." Brad said with pride in his voice."Oh, Daddy. Your going to make me cry. I promised myself, I wouldn’t do that, until after all of you guys leave.""Well, I don’t want you to do that. I’m just remembering the first time time I saw you.Your huge brown eyes, your beautiful little face. You were so little." Brad took a bite of his ice cream. He was remembering that July day, so many years ago. "When Mom, Mad and Me, picked you up from Africa, you guys went on to New York. I had some business here, in Los Angeles. That’s when we found out that you were dehydrated, malnourished, you had ricketts, and you were also suffering from a salmonella infection. ""Jeeze. I was a messed up little thing huh?" Zahara asked laughing. They could joke about it now."I wouldn’t exactly say messed up. You did scare the **** out of me and your Mom. We also tested you for the HIV/AIDS VIRUS. We were prepared if you tested positive. We were so GRATEFUL, that you didn’t. You know, your Mom and I weren’t married yet, I had urgent business LA. I was going to meet you guys in New York, but I was diagnosed with Viral Meningitis."Brad explained."Really?" This was the first time Zahara ever heard about this. "Was it bad?""No. It was a mild case, but I did have to be hospitalized. I couldn’t see you right away. Your Mother must have called me every hour, while we were separated, updating me on your condition. I felt like such a ****, that I wasn’t there for you, your Mom and your brother." Brad could still remember vividly, those awful days, when he could not get to the people that he loved the most."We were in the hospital at the same time?" Zahara asked. She was finding all this information, so interesting."Yeah. Both of us the same time. You in New York, me in LA. When you were finally released, you guys flew here. That is when your Mother, Maddox and you came to live with me, in the Malibu House. You, know, that was really the first time, all of us were living together as a family. And you know what?""What?" Zahara asked eagerly."We’ve been living together ever since." Brad said smiling. He still can remember that first night. Maddox had been so excited. Brad must of checked on Zahara a hundred times, just to make sure she was okay. He can still remember Angie teasing him."Your Mom had already had Maddox when I met her. When we found out that we had a little girl, I was so happy. Zee, when your brothers and sisters were born, those were some of the happiest days of my life. But when I found out, I had a little girl, waiting for me, half way around the world? The feeling was so amazing. I can’t desribe it, even after all these years. The first time I held you in my arms, I cried. Just like I did with your brothers and sisters. You were my little princess." Brad said softly. "I guess that’s why, I having a hard time with you leaving. I’m having a hard time, saying goodbye."Zahara had tears in her eyes. She wiped them. "I love you Daddy.""I love you too. I’m going to miss you like crazy. ""I’m going to miss you too."Brad had tears in his eyes too. "Okay. Enough of this. Mom and I, have set up a personal account for you, at the campus bank. If you need more, just lets us know." Brad told her."Daddy, It’s me? Remember? Not Shiloh?" Zahara said laughing. "I’m sure it’s more than enough. Thank you."Brad looked at his daughter. Images of her growing up, were racing through his mind. "If you need anything, call. Okay?"Zahara said in a small voice." Okay.""If you don’t need anything, You still better call!" Brad said laughing.Zahara laughed back."Don’t worry Daddy. You guys aren’t getting rid of me, that easy."Brad glanced at the kitchen clock. They had been talking for almost two hours. "You better get back to bed. Eveyone is going to be up, in a few hours.""Okay. You know Shiloh asked me a few weeks ago, If I was scared about leaving home." Zahara told her father."What did you tell her?" Brad asked with curiosity in his voice.Zahara thought for a moment. "I told her I wasn’t really scared about going to STANFORD. The part that really scared me, was not seeing you guys everyday. Saying goodbye, to all the yesterdays."Brad got up and gave his daughter a hug. "Night Princess, or I should say, Good Morning." Brad said smiling.Zahara laughed. "Good Morning, and thank you."Brad pulled away and looked at Zahara’s huge brown eyes. "For what?""For being my Daddy."Brad and Zahara had no idea, that Angelina was standing in the other door way: Watching, Listening and Crying.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Later that morning after having breakfast with her family, Zahara was in her room. She was gathering up some of her personal things, like her backpack and her GUCCI tote bag. She looked around her room; All the momentos, the keepsakes, her achievements, pictures of her friends and of course, her family. She looked at the huge mural on her wall. It was a African Safari at sunset. Zebras, Lions, Giraffes, and other animals, roamed in their natural habitat. When the Jolie Pitts bought this house, they had it renovated. Angelina had an artist come in to paint a mural in each one of her chlidren’s bedrooms. Maddox’s at first, was dinosaurs. That changed when got he older, to drawings of his favorite buildings, throughout the world. Zahara’s was an African Safari at sunset. Shiloh’s was a Parisan Street with the Eiffel Tower in the background. Bella’s was a meadow with horses grazing. AJ’S was a father and son playing catch, in DODGER STADIUM. Tobias’s was sea life.Zahara looked around one last time. She double checked to see if she had Raffles. Raffles was a baby stuffed giraffe that Brad had given her when she was a baby. He was going to STANFORD too. Zahara sat on the foot of her bed. She remembered a qoute from Helen Keller. She did a report on her for school, last semester:WHEN ONE DOOR CLOSES, ANOTHER ONE OPENS.Zahara was ready to close this door, this part of her life, even the yesterdays, however hard it may be. She was ready for the new door, the one that would open, to the next stage of her life.

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 2:27 pm

((((((((((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYOUT OF THE BLUE.The past several weeks had been quite hectic for the Jolie Pitts. Brad and Angelina had dropped off their oldest daughter, Zahara Jolie Pitt at STANFORD, spent a few days in San Francisco with their other children; Shiloh, twins Bella and AJ, and Maddox, who sucessfully finished his internship at a Chicago Architectual Firm.On the heels of Zahara starting her freshman year at STANFORD, the younger Jolie Pitt children, started their fall term at their respective schools. Shiloh was now a junior at her private high school. Bella and AJ, were entering their last year at their private middle school.Maddox still had a couple of weeks before his semester of classes at GEORGETOWN started. He decided to spend a few days back home with his family. He missed his brother and sisters. Maddox was also glad that he was able to spend some time with Zee. He knew that this was a special,exciting and a bit scary, time for her. He remembered when he left home for college.It seemed like that the last several weeks had been hectic, busy and at times, exhausting, for Angelina Jolie Pitt. She sometimes forgot how much energy and time, it took to keep up with four very active teenagers. She was sitting at her desk in her office, late one afternoon going over her schedule for the next month. She had a UN trip to Washington.She had been offered a great film role, and she was debating whether or not to accept it. She glanced at a photograph of Zahara on her desk, one of the many photographs she had of her children, on her desk and throughout her office. She missed Zahara terribly. The house just wasn’t the same without her. Angelina had already sent her a care package of some of her favorite things, and she had already e-mailed her twice that day.She looked at the security monitor, and noticed that Maddox, Shiloh, Bella and AJ were home. Maddox had volunteered to pick up his brother and sisters from school. Angelina was a bit relieved. She was feeling a little tired that afternoon.Angelina followed the noise and chatter coming out of the kitchen. She joined Shiloh and Bella. Both girls were in deep conversation. Shiloh was complaining about all the homework she had. Bella hated her new English teacher."Hey Guys." Angelina walked over toward her daughters. She gave each of them a kiss on the cheek. "How was school today?""How many more days until Thankgsgiving?" Shiloh asked her Mom."That bad huh?" Angelina looked at Shiloh smiling."I’m with Shi on this one, Mom. I hate my English teacher. We never get to say anything about the books we read, if we like them or not. She never asks for our opinion." Bella expalined. She went to the refrigerator to get a bottle of water." Mom, Shi? Do you guys want anything""No baby, I’m fine." Angelina told her."I’m good." Shiloh told her."Bella?" Angelina asked.Bella was opening her water. "Yes, Mom?""Remember, Hate is a very strong word." Angelina reminded her."I know. It’s just so fustrating and the school year has just started, too." Bella complained.Maddox and AJ came into the kitchen carrying takeout. They set the bags on the island, counter. "Hey Mom. I hope you didn’t plan on cooking anything for dinner. I have a huge craving for Mexican food." Maddox told her, laughing.Since Brad was in Vancouver, scouting locations for his next film, Angelina didn’t really have any special plans."No. I didn’t have anything special planned." Angelina said smiling. She really didn’t feel very much like cooking."You guys do not understand. You cannot get Mexican food like this, in DC." Maddox explained with a smile on his face."I know what you mean Mad. North Carolina is the same way. I couldn’t get my Carne Asada burrito fix, at all while I was down there." AJ said.Bella and Shiloh gathered around their brothers."Bean and Cheese Burrito, Three Rolled Tacos with Sour Cream?" Maddox called out."That’s me." Bella said smiling as she grabbed her food."Carne Asada Burrito, Three Rolled Tacos with Guacamole?" Maddox called out again."Over here." Shiloh said. "Where’s the salsa?""In that bag over there. "AJ pointed to a bag on the counter."Let’s see." Maddox continued on." Carne Asada Burrito, Quesedilla, Three Rolled Tacos with Guacamole and Sour Cream.? AJ, I think this is yours.""Thanks Mad." AJ said smiling. He was growing so fast these days. ."You are such a pig, AJ." Shiloh told him"I’m a growing boy." AJ explained."Yeah. I bet you wish other parts of your body were growing fast". Shiloh said smiling at her younger brother."You are so dead. At least my boobs are bigger than yours." AJ said laughing."Guys, Cool it." Angelina said to both AJ and Shiloh. "Lets’ have a G rated dinner please." Angelina said with a little smile on her face."Mom, I got your favorite, Carne Asada Fries." Maddox told Angelina."Thanks, Madness." Angelina had earlier grabbed some plates and extra napkins."Shiloh, honey. There’s some plates and extra napkins, I sat beside you. Can you bring those to the table please?" Angelina asked."Sure Mom." Shiloh said as she punched AJ in the arm.Angelina opened the styrofoam container and looked at the food staring right back at her. She suddenly lost her appetite and she began to feel very nauseated.TO BE CONT…..

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 2:28 pm

(((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYOUT OF THE BLUE.Later that evening after a long hot shower, Angelina felt a lot better. She had talked with Brad earlier that evening. Talking to him had always made her feel better. He told her everyhting was going well in Vancouver. Brad had found a couple of locations, that would fit perfectly in his new film he was producing. He also told Angelina, that he would make overnight stop in Palo Alto. Brad was going to have dinner with Zee, spend the night in Palo Alto, and then fly home, the following morning. Angelina was glad that he would be home in a couple of days. She missed him.She had already checked on the children. Bella and AJ had gone to bed. Shiloh was still up, doing her homework. Maddox had gone out. He was meeting up with some old friends. They had planned on going to some hot new club, Angelina remembered him saying to her.Angelina was sitting at the kitchen table, waiting for the water to boil. She was making herself a cup of tea. She kept thinking about what had happened at dinner. She hoped she was not coming down with anything. She didn’t have time to be sick. The tea kettle whistling interrupted her thoughts. She got up and poured the hot steaming water into a coffee mug and then proceeded to go to her office.When she entered her office, she turned on the desk lamp. She wanted to double check the date, she was due in Washington. She was looking over her schedule and then it suddenly hit her: "OH ****!" She said out loud. Angelina clicked on the calender icon and began to backtrack. She looked, she thought, she scanned, and she calculated ."This can’t be right" She said in a small whisper.It had been almost two months since she had her last period. Then things started to add up:The exhaustion she had been suffering.The nausea at dinner. The other morning she almost got sick, after catching a whiff of coffee Maddox was brewing. While she was in the shower, she noticed that her breast had been very tender. Angelina looked at her calender one more time. St. Tropez. She did not have a period at all while they were in France. Brad wanted to fly to Monte Carlo, for one night just the two of them without the children, but she complained her stomach was too queasy. She didn’t feel like flying in a small airplane. Angelina leaned back in her chair with her arms folded across her chest."How could I be so stupid?" She said out loud.Angelina knew exactly what was wrong with her.TO BE CONT

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 2:30 pm

(((((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYOUT OF THE BLUE…..cont… Brad sat his messenger and overnight bags on the floor, in the huge foyer of his home. The house was pretty quiet. He glanced at his TAG HEUER watch, the kids were still in school, he thought to himself. He spoke to Angelina as soon as he landed. She told him, she would be out and about with errands and appointments and she would see him later.His trip to Vancouver had been very successful. He found the locations he was looking for. Brad was also glad that he was able to spend some time with Zee. They had a very nice dinner on Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco. Zahara Jolie Pitt, had adapted very well to college life. She was enjoying the start of her freshman year, very much.Brad was going through the mail and walking through the house. He made his way to the family room, that’s where he saw Maddox. Maddox was using his laptop and watching ESPNNEWS on the flat screen TV."Hey, Mad! I didn’t think anyone was home." Brad said smiling." Hey Dad, Welcome Home." Maddox got up and gave his father a hug. "How was Vancouver?""Good, good. How were things here while I was gone?" Brad asked."Fine, pretty normal. Mom’s been busy. How was Zee?" Maddox asked as he sat back down."She’s doing fantasic. She sends you her love. I know about your Mom being busy." Brad said as he sat down next to Maddox. "I talked to her when I landed. She said she will see us all later. What about you? How you been doing? Have your sisters and brother been driving you crazy?"Maddox smiled. "No. I’m actually going to miss them, when I fly back to Washington the day after tomorrow." Maddox looked at Brad. He can still remember the first time they ever met. It was a hazy image, but he could remember that it was a happy image."So, Your last year of school, buddy." Brad said smiling. He was so proud of Maddox. He still remembers the first time, he had ever layed eyes on him. It seemd like it was yesterday. He and Angelina were playing with light sabers on the MAMS set."Yeah. I can’t believe it’s almost over.""Any thoughts what your going to do when you graduate?" Brad asked as he opened up a letter."Well, the firm in Chicago, said there will be a position waiting for me when I graduate. If I want it." Maddox told him."Do I hear a little hesitation?" Brad asked his son."It’s a great firm, even a greater oppoutunity. But it’s in Chicago. I’m not really sure If I want to live there. I really like Washington." Maddox explained."Well, there are plenty of good firms in DC." Brad told him."I wanted to do a little traveling before I start any job. I want to design things, but I want to continue to see the world too.""Sounds like you want to do both." Brad said."Well, I have you and Mom to blame. I’ve been traveling all over the world, ever since I can remember." Maddox said laughing."You’ll figure it out. And if you need any help, you know where to look." Brad looked at Maddox. "I’m really proud of you son." Brad mussed his hair. He remembers when Maddox wore his hair in a mohawk, when he was a little boy. That little boy had grown up into a fine young man."Thanks, Dad."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"So I was right, I am pregnant." Angelina was sitting across her OB/GYN Dr. Jason Rothbart in his Santa Monica office."Yes, you are. Your almost three months pregnant." Dr Rothabart said looking at both her chart and her file.Angelina sighed and slumped down in her chair. Dr. Rothbart was watching her body language."Angie, I knows this comes as a huge surprise.""That’s the understatement of the year." She said laughing.Angelina liked and respected Dr. Rothbart very much. He was present in Namibia, when all of her and Brad’s biological children, were born. He had even delivered Bella and AJ. He was a huge support to her and Brad ,after Tobias had died."I take it, that Brad doesn’t know about this?"Angelina sat up a little bit and crossed her long slim legs. "I wanted to be absolutely sure, before I said anything to him." She explained."I see. You know Angie, this happens often to women your age, more than you realize. You would be very surprised." Dr Rothbart informed her."What about any risks?" Angelina asked."Well, I definitely want to do and aminocentesis. You’ll have to slow down a bit. Your other pregnancies there were no problems. Your a healthy, strong woman. I expect this one, to be the same too." Dr Rothbart paused a bit. "I assume your going ahead with the pregnancy?""Oh, yes. Absolutely. That thought never crossed my mind. I’m just trying to figure out, the best way to tell Brad and the kids." Angelina told him."No doubt, he is going to be very surprised. But knowing Brad as I do Angie, he is going to be thrilled. You of all people know how much he loves children." Dr Rothbart said smiling."I know." Angelina said softly. A single tear ran down her beautiful face."Well, your going have to tell him very soon. You won’t be able to hide it much longer, from him or the kids." Dr Rothbart reminder her.He was right, Angelina thought to herself. She was going to have to tell Brad about the baby, much sooner than later.TO BE CONT……..

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 2:35 pm

((((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYOUT OF THE BLUE…..cont…..When Angelina entered her and Brad’s master suite, she heard water running in the bathroom. He’s taking a shower, she thought to herself. The drive back home from Dr. Rothbarts office, all she could think about was Brad. What his reaction would be, when she told him that he was about to become a father, for the seventh time. For the first time in a long time, Angelina was feeling a bit apprehensive.Brad came out of the bathroom with a thick turkish towel around his waist. He was using another one, to towel dry his hair. She looked at his chest and his abs. The man looked fantastic even at his age. Angelina smiled for a second. This is why we are having another baby, she thought to herself."Hey Baby, Welcome Home." She told him as she sat on the edge of their king size bed.The towel that Brad was using to dry his hair, was covering his eyes. He had not realized that Angelina was home, let alone in their bedroom."When did you get home?" Brad asked as he threw the towel he was using for his hair, on the floor. He walked toward where Angelina was sitting, he leaned in to her her, and gave her a kiss on her plump generous lips."Just a few minutes ago. You were still in the shower. How was your trip?" She asked as she watched Brad put on a pair of boxers,a pair of jeans and a t-shirt."Good. It went very well. I’m very pleased with the locations we found." Brad told her."And how was Zee?" Angelina continued to ask questions. She knew she was stalling."" She’s doing great. I hate to admit it but she has adjusted to STANFORD very well." Brad said laughning." How was your day? Did you get all your errands done?""Yes, I did. It was quiet when I got home, where is everybody?" Angelina asked."Maddox took everyone to dinner and a movie. They left a couple of hours ago. I know it’s a school night, but since he’ll be leaving in a couple of days, I said it was okay." Brad explained. He looked at Angelina for a moment. The sound of her voice sounded strange and he thought he saw that she had tears in her eyes. Brad walked over to where she was sitting, she did have tears in her eyes. He kneeled right down in front of her, and looked directly in to her eyes."Baby, what’s wrong? Why the tears? Did something happen to one of the kids, while I was gone?" Brad asked with concern, worry and a little fear in his voice.Angelina just shook her head. She was starting to become overwhelmed with emotion. Tears started to run down her beautiful face."Baby please, your starting to scare me. What’s wrong? TALK TO ME!" Brad gently put his hands on both sides of Angelina’s face. He was searching, looking, for anything. He wiped her tears away, with his thumbs."I’m pregnant." Angelina said softly.Brad wasn’t sure he heard her right."What?" He asked."I’m pregnant." Angelina said again, this time a little louder."Your pregnant? Are you serious?" Brad asked in a whisper."Yeah." Angelina said as she wiped her eyes. She was looking at Brad’s face. It was her turn now. She was looking, searching, for something, for anything."Your really pregnant?" Brad asked again. A little smile was starting to from on that handsome face of his. He could not believe what he was hearing. He began to actually chuckle a bit. "This is no joke? Your really pregnant?" Brad asked for the third time."I’m almost three months along." Angelina paused a bit. "Are you mad?" She asked in a small voice.Brad’s small smile, was growing into a huge smile. "No of course not." He gave Angelina a soft kiss on her lips. "I’m not going to lie to you, I shocked as hell and I ‘m ******* surprised to say the very least. But Baby, I’m not mad." He gave her another kiss and he instinctively, looked at her stomach. "I’m probably going to freak out later." Brad told her as he stood up, and ran his fingers through his hair."Your almost three months pregnant? How?" Brad asked as he sat beside Angelina.Angelina looked at her husband. "If you have to ask HOW, then we are truly fucked!" She said laughing.Brad began to laugh at his own words. "I mean when?" He still wasn’t making any sense.Angelina proceeded to tell him about her symptoms and her appointment with Dr. Rothbart. She told him everything, what the doctor had told her. That she was healthy, with her past history, there should not be any problems. Angelina also told Brad, that Dr. Rothbart wanted to do a aminocentesis."I didn’t want to say anything until I knew for sure. Dr. Rothbart confirmed that today. Angelina explained."WOW! A baby. Were going to have a baby!" Brad said with awe in his voice. "I knew my boys were powerful swimmers, but not this powerful." Brad said laughing."Yes, William Bradley Pitt, they are very powerful. They knocked up a forty-something year old woman." Angelina said smiling."When are we due?" Brad asked. He was getting excited now."Late winter, early spring." Angelina told him. "Wait until the kids find out. " Brad said. He was looking at his wife. She looked so beautiful. He absolutely loved it when she was pregnant. He loved how her body changed. Brad also loved making love with Angelina while she was pregnant. She was giving him again, the greatest gift a woman, could ever give to a man. And she thought he was going to be mad……"Speaking of the kids, you do realize we have a son, who is scheduled to graduate in May, our oldest daughter started college this fall, our next daughter is a junior in high school and our twins will be finishing middle school, this year." Angelina reminded him.Brad got up and kneeled down in front of Angelina. He looked in to those green eyes of her, he took her hands into his and he began to caress them. "I know this is the last thing, that we both thought we would be discussing right now at this time in our lives. I know it’s going to change everything, the kids-"Angelina cut him off. "What about you?""What about me?" Brad asked."You had specific plans when the kids got older. I know years ago, you were never interested in directing, but that’s changed, you want to direct your next film after this one. That was going to be your next big project. You wanted to get more involved with Tobias’s Foundation and you talked about traveling more." Angelina reminded him. She didn’t want Brad to have any regrets."And what about you?" It was Brad’s turn to ask the same question. "You were planning on filiming that movie with Leo. Your UN work. Besides, my next big project is this little one." Brad said softly as he placed his hand tenderly, on Angelina’s stomach. He could feel the small growth of a little baby bump, another Jolie Pitt.Angelina bent down and kissed Brad’s head. How she loved this man!Brad sat up and looked in Angelina’s eyes. "I know we thought that we were done having children, after Bella and AJ were born. But, Baby we have been blessed with this amazing gift. Our lives are never going to be the same again. Our family is never going to be the same again. And I think it’s great. Were having a baby!""I love you, so much." Angelina said. New tears, happy tears were forming in her eyes."I love you too. " Brad said smiling. There were tears in his eyes too. He kissed Angelina again this time with such great passion. She knew exactly what was on his mind. She could feel what was on his mind too. Angelina broke away from him. "Baby, the kids will be home soon." She said laughing."Well, I guess we better stop talking, and start ******* before they get back." Brad said with a huge smile on his face.TO BE CONT…

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 2:37 pm

(((((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYOUT OF THE BLUE……cont……For the past couple of weeks, whether he was at home, at PLAN B, or out and about, Brad Pitt walked with a extra bounce in his step. He still could not believe that he and his wife Angelina Jolie Pitt, were expecting their seventh child. Since Angelina told him about the pregnancy, he could not wipe the goofy smile off of his face.So far it was just their secret. It seemed like every night before they would go to sleep,they would lie in bed and talk about the baby. They would wonder what the baby would look like, would it be a boy or a girl? Since the pregnancy was a complete surprsie, Brad and Angelina had decided that the baby’s sex would be a surprise too. With her other pregnancies, they did learn the sex. All they cared about now,was having a healthy baby. And of course they talked about Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, Bella and AJ . This secret between them was getting harder and harder to keep. They had to tell the children and eventually the media soon. Angelina would be showing after a while.They had wanted to tell all the children, at the same time in person. But with Maddox in Washington and Zahara in Palo Alto, it wasn’t really feasible. Brad and Angelina came to the conclusion of telling Shiloh, Bella and AJ first. They would tell Maddox and Zahara by phone. Angelina had some UN work in Washington coming up soon, she would see Maddox then. She already made plans to see Zee within the next couple of weeks. Right now their focus was on:Shiloh, Bella and AJ.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Brad made sure he left PLAN B that afternoon,in plenty enough time before Angelina and the kids had arrived home from school. Last night, he and Angelina had agreed to tell the kids about the baby, when they got home from school. Brad had offered to pick up the kids, but Angelina told him, that she wanted to do it. It was actually Shiloh that drove them all home. She had just gotten her learner’s permit. Every time she was in the car with Brad or Angelina, she begged for the oppoutunity to drive.Angelina, Shiloh, Bella and AJ made their way into the kitchen."Shi? You totally almost hit Dad’s Ducati." AJ told her."No I didn’t. You need your eyes checked. I was no way near Dad’s motorcycle. I had plenty of room." Shiloh explained. She helped herself to a piece of fruit, from the bowl of assorted fruit that was on the island counter."Looked pretty close to me." AJ told her smiling. He got a bottle of water out of the refrigerator. "Mom, Bella, Did you guys want anything?""I’m fine." Bella said smiling."Honey? Can you grab me a bottle of water too?" Angelina asked. She looked at her children. They are going to freak out, when they hear that I am pregnant. Angelina thought to herself.Brad made his appearance. "Hey everybody.""Hi Daddy!" Bella said smiling."Hey, Button! How was school today?" Brad asked."Fine." Bella answered back."Dad, Shiloh almost hit your Ducati." AJ told his father."AJ, Shut up!" Shiloh looked at her father." Dad, I didn’t even come close to it. Don’t listen to him." Shiloh said laughing."I’m going to check it later, just in case." Brad said laughing as he looked at Shiloh.He walked over toward where Angelina was standing. She looked beuatiful. He gave her a kiss and looked directly into her eyes." Ready?" Brad whispered."No. But let’s just get this over with." She whispered back.Brad turned around and looked at his children. They were all talking at the same time. "Guys, quiet it down a little bit. Why don’t you guys sit down. Me and your Mom have something important to talk to you about" Brad sat down at the kitchen table. Angelina sat right beside him, Shiloh, Bella and AJ, took their seats. They all looked at their parents. Brad sounded so serious. Bella looked over at Brad, then back at Angelina. She hoped nothing was wrong."What’s going on? You sound really serious, Dad." Shiloh asked. She began to do a mental checklist. She hadn’t done anything wrong in the past few weeks."Well, it is pretty serious." Angelina told Shiloh. She looked at Bella and AJ.Bella was getting a little scared. "Mom? Daddy? You guys aren’t sick, are you?" She asked with worry in her voice."No, honey. It’s nothing like that." Angelina looked at Brad and then back at Bella." Your Dad and I are not sick""Good." Bella said with relief in her voice. Shiloh and AJ were also relieved."Are we moving?" AJ asked."No, son. We are not moving." Brad told him. They are going to ******* freak out when they hear this, Brad thought to himself.Shiloh looked at both of her parents. She was starting to get really worried. She had never seen her parents act like this before. They were being so vague. "You guys aren’t splitting up are you?"Bella and AJ looked at their sister."Why did you have to ask something like that?" AJ asked her, with worry in his voice.Both Brad and Angelina laughed. "Guys, calm down. We are not breaking up. Far from it actually." Angelina told them."Okay. Your not sick. We are not moving. You guys aren’t splitting up." Shiloh paused a bit before she asked her next question. "Are we going broke?"This made Brad laugh. "Shi, I promise you, were not going broke. We are actually doing very well in that department.""Then, what is it? What’s going on?" Shiloh asked. She was getting impatient.Brad grabbed Angelina’s hand and looked at her, then he looked directly at the kids."Shiloh, Bella, AJ, your Mom and I are going to have a baby."There was an awkward moment of silence. Shiloh looked at Bella and AJ. Then, she looked back at Brad and Angelina. Bella and AJ looked at Shiloh and then back at Brad and Angelina."Wait a minute. What did you just say?" Shiloh asked . She could not believe what she just heard. Bella and AJ could not believe it either."Guys, I’m pregnant." Angelina told them."MOTHER ****!" Shiloh said in disbelief.TO BE CONT….

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 2:39 pm

((((((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYOUT OF THE BLUE……cont………God! They’re still having sex! They are still ******* one another! Shiloh thought to herself. You would think they would use something! And it’s obvious that this isn’t some once a month ****. WHAT THE **** IS THIS?! Shiloh looked at her parents. Wait until the world finds out about this. ****!Brad looked at Angelina and then at his children. He could just imagine what was going through their minds right now."I know this comes as a huge surprise to you guys." Brad told them slowly."You think? Are you ******* kidding me?"Shiloh asked with sarcasm and laughter in her voice.Brad looked hard at Shiloh. He pointed his right index finger in her direction. "Look, I know your surprised. I know your shocked. Your probably pissed off right now. But, your Mother and I don’t want to hear that kind of language coming out of your mouth.""Fine." Shiloh said. She leaned back in her chair and folded her arms across her chest. "I don’t get it. If you guys were being, uh how should I put this?" Shiloh chose her next words carefully. " ‘Close’ with one another, weren’t you guys using anything?""Shiloh, I don’t think you should be asking that." Bella said. She was getting emabarrassed. She didn’t want to talk about her parents sex life."Bella, Newsflash? Storks don’t deliver babies. Mom is pregnant. She didn’t get in that condition by herself." Shiloh told her sister.Angelina wanted to disappear. She never thought in a million years, she would be having this conversation with her children. Talking about her past was nothing, compared to this. "To answer your question Shiloh, yes your Father and I were using birth control. Nothing is a hundred percent. It does happen.""Not having sex, is a hundred percent." Shiloh told her Mom."And that’s something, we want you to remember." Brad told her."You guys are having another baby? Why?" AJ asked. This was his first contribution to the conversation. "Aren’t we enough for you guys?" He didn’t even want to think about what his parents did in the privacy of their bedroom.Brad looked at his son. He looked like he was about to cry. He wouldn’t be the baby of the family anymore." We are not doing this to hurt you, or to spite you, or to mess up your lives. We are having this baby because we want too. Just like we wanted to have, each and every one of you. Just like when your Mom adopted Maddox. Just like when we both adopted Zee. It just happened. One of life’s surprises. Your Mom and I are thrilled. I know it’s going to take some time for you guys to get used to all of this. Once it does settle in, I think you guys are going to be excited." Brad told them. He had faith in his children. He knew that they would come around."Speaking of Maddox and Zee, your children that are in college, Do they know? " Shiloh asked."No, they don’t. Our main focus was telling you guys first." We want to tell them. I don’t want them to hear it from you guys. After we tell Mad and Zee, we’ll tell Uncle Jaime and his family, Uncle Doug, Aunt Julie and their families." Angelina explained."Better be careful when you tell Grandpa Pitt. News like this, can kill the man." Shiloh said."Shiloh?" Brad said."Sorry." She apologized. "You don’t have to worry about me saying anything to Mad or Zee.""Me neither." Bella said."Ditto." AJ followed."Zee picked a fine time to go away to college. So, when is the blessed event supposed to happen?" Shiloh asked."Late winter, early spring." Angelina told her."So soon?! You got to be ******* kidding me!" Shiloh almost yelled. She was starting to lose it."Shiloh, I don’t want to hear that word come out of your mouth. How many times do I have to tell you?" Brad asked. From the tone in his voice, Shiloh knew this was her last warning."Mom?" Bella asked in a small voice. She was so not like her sister."Yes, honey?" Angelina answered."Do you know if it’s a boy or a girl?" Bella asked with a smile on her face."No. It’s still too early. And we are not going to find out the sex. We want to be surprised." Angelina told her. Finally, one of her children was actually interested."Your not?" AJ asked."Nope. We’ll find out when the baby is born." Brad told him."Wait a minute! I just thought of something." Shiloh said. She looked at both Bella and AJ, and then back at Brad and Angelina."Your only having one baby, right Mom?"Angelina could not help but smile a little at her daughter. They were so much alike. "Don’t worry Shiloh, I’m only having one baby.""Thank God! I probably would have **** a brick right now, if you would of told us you were having twins again!." Shiloh said with relief in her voice.Brad couldn’t help but chuckle a bit. His daughter sure had a way with words.Bella looked at her parents. Yes she was surprised and shocked at the news, but thinking about it, she thought it was pretty amazing. Their love for one another was amazing. She was hoping she would find love like theirs, someday."I think it’s kinda cool. I hope it’s a girl" She said smiling."You would." Shiloh told her."Well, I hope it’s a boy." AJ said smiling. "Finally! I’ll have somebody to boss around."Brad and Angelina looked at their children. Maybe, just maybe they were starting to warm up to the idea. At least Bella and AJ were. The jury was still out on Shiloh."AJ, By the time this baby is old enough to boss around, you won’t be even living here." Shiloh told him. She rolled her eyes at her brother."Guys, when the media hears about this, it’s going to be wild. Please, do NOT believe everything you hear or read. If you have any questions, please come to me or to your Mom." Brad told them. Once this news leaks out, hell is going to break loose he thought to himself."Do you think the media will really care?" Bella asked."Uh, DUH?! Our parents are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Pitt! Of course they’re going to care!" Shiloh told her sister. She was almost yelling again."Shiloh, I’m right here. You don’t have to YELL!" Bella said to her sister. God! Shiloh could be a ***** sometimes, she thought to herself. God I hope this baby is a girl."We’ll get through it, all of it. As a family." Brad told them."Why don’t you guys go upstairs, wash up and change your clothes. We are going out to dinner to celebrate." Angelina told them."Sure Mom." Bella said. She got up and gave both Brad and Angelina a kiss on the cheek."Hey Dad, Maybe you and I can have a cigar later." AJ said laughing.Brad laughed."I think you do that, after the baby is born. Check back with me, in six months.""Shiloh?" Angelina said."Yeah Mom?" Shiloh answered."Is there anything else you want to say?" Angelina asked her.Shiloh looked at both of her parents and her brother and sister. "No. I’m good. I think I’ve said it all.""And then some." Brad added."This baby is going to change everything. Absolutely, ******* everything." Shiloh said under her breath.TO BE CONT…

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 2:41 pm

((((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYOUT OF THE BLUE……..cont……As expected, Maddox was shocked and very much surprised, when his parents told him that Angelina was pregnant."So the last time I was home, you knew something then. Didn’t you?" Maddox asked."Remember your Mexcian food craving? I nearly got sick at the sight of those Carne Asada fries." Angelina said laughing."Oh yeah. I remember now. You weren’t feeling well at all that day. I bet you freaked when Mom told you, huh Dad?"Brad, Angelina and Maddox, were having a three way phone conversation."I didn’t freak out as much as I thought I would. I was shocked as hell, though." Brad said laughing."I can’t believe the baby is due, before I graduate. Are you going to find out the sex?" Maddox asked. His parents sounded really excited and happy. Yes, it’s a complete surprise, and it comes as complete shock, but as long as they were happy, he was happy."No. We are not going to find out this time. We’ll find out when the baby is born." Angelina told him. She couldn’t wait to see Maddox again. She would, when she would go back to DC, later in the fall. Her Madness……."What did Shiloh, Bella, and AJ have to say about all of this?""They were shocked and suprised of course. Shiloh was her usual outspoken self." Angelina told him."I bet she was." Maddox said. He loved his sister dearly, but Shiloh , did have a mouth. "Bella and AJ are actually warming up to the idea." Brad told him."And Shi?" Maddox asked. He was curious how she felt about all of this."Jury is still out. I’m hoping for a verdict soon." Brad said. Shiloh wasn’t quite interested with the idea of having a new brother or sister yet. Unlike her other siblings."Let’s just hope it’s not a hung one." Maddox said laughing.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The phone conversation Brad and Angelina had with Zahara, went very well also. Just like everybody else, she was shocked and surprised. After asking the obvious questions, Zahara began asking Brad and Angelina, a lot of medical questions. Zahara wanted to see her family. After hearing the news about the baby, she made plans to fly home for the weekend.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Unbelieveble. A baby. That’s all Zahara could think about on her flight from San Francisco to Los Angeles that afternoon."We’re home." Brad said out loud. He and Zahara had made it home from LAX. When Brad saw Zahara walk off the jet-way, he couldn’t believe that this was his little girl. Although he had just seen her a few weeks ago, something about her was different. She looked more mature and more confident. She just looked, happy. She was really happy at STANFORD."Where is everybody?" She asked."Probably scatterd about." Brad told her.They made their way to the family room. "Zee! Your home!" Bella said with excitement in her voice. She ran over and gave her sister a big hug."Hey, Bella, Bella ! " Zahara said as she hugged her little sister.Zahara looked at her family. She had really missed them. "Oh my god, Mom? You look beautiful! I can’t even tell that your pregnant!"Zahara said laughing.Angelina’s waistline was expanding, but so far she she was still able to hide her ‘baby bump’. She looked at her daughter, walked over toward her, and gave her a big hug. "I can say the same thing about you!""That she doesn’t look pregnant?" Shiloh asked laughing."She better not be!" Brad said in a very stern voice.Angelina looked at Shiloh."No, smart ass." She looked back at Zahara."How beautiful she looks." Angelina looked at Zahara again, she gave her another hug. Zahara broke away from her and patted her Mom’s stomach. She could not stop smiling.Shiloh got up from the couch and gave Zahara a hug. "Hey, Big Sis!" Shiloh said smiling.Zahara looked at her ’soul sister’. She knew Shiloh freaked, when she found out about the baby. "It’s so good to see you! I’ve missed you so much, all of you." Zahara said laughing.Zahara looked at AJ, "God! You have gotten so tall! Can you stop growing please?" She hugged AJ. Her baby brother, was growing so fast. He was also becoming very handsome. AJ is definitely going to be a heartbreaker, Zahara thought to herself."You want to go running, tomorrow morning?" Zahara asked."Sure. Count me in" AJ said smiling. He missed Zahara too.Everybody was talking at once. The chatter soon, became a very loud noise."Before I forget. I have something for you guys." Zahara told them."Presents?" Shiloh asked excitedly. "Where did my carry on go?" Zahara asked."It’s over here Zee. I’ll get it for you." AJ told her. He walked over and handed the bag to his sister."Thanks AJ" Zahara looked through her bag. "Just a little something." She gave a gift bag to each one of her siblings and to Brad and Angelina.Everyone opened up their gitfs. Zahara had given each one of them a STANFORD t-shirt."Cool!" AJ said smiling. "I’ll wear it running tomorrow. Thanks Zee!""Your Welocme." Zahara told him."Yeah, thanks Zee! I love it." Bella thanked her with a smile on her face."Thanks, Big Sis!" Shiloh told her.Angelina looked at Zahara. She had missed her so much. It was really going to be hard to say goodbye again, when she had to go back to school. "Zee, My favorite color!" Angelina’s was the only one that was black."Oh, I almost forgot." Zahara said as she looked in her bag again."More presents?" Shiloh asked."Shiloh! Don’t be so greedy." Brad said laughing.Zahara had pulled out a small package. "Mom, I want you to open this."Angelina opened the small package. She almost started to cry when she saw it. It was an infant STANFORD t-shirt."Look everybody!" Angelina said as she held up the tiny t-shirt. "Oh, Zee……..""Well, I couldn’t foget him or her." Zahara said smiling.Brad was looking at his family with pride. He still could not believe at times, that there was another Jolie Pitt, on the way.Angelina looked at Zahara once more. "Thanks, Honey. This is absolutely adorable.""Your Welcome." Zahara told her her."Thanks Princess." Brad said with a huge smile on his face.Angelina gave Zahara another hug.Bella was asking questions everyday now, about the baby. AJ was getting more interested. Now this adorable gift from Zee, Mad, is so excited. Maybe, just maybe, Shiloh will come around soon. Angelina thought to herself.TO BE CONT…..

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 2:43 pm

((((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYOUT OF THE BLUE…….cont………Soon after Maddox and Zahara were told about the baby, other famliy members and close friends were told too. As expected, there was shock, surprise and of course, well wishes. Brad and Angelina’s long time publicist Cindy Guagenti, released a simple statement that confirmed that Brad and Angelina were expecting another child.The announcement sent the media in to a frenzy. Cindy must have fielded over two hundred calls, that first day alone. The paparazzi was also in full force. Everyone wanted a picture of the newly pregnant Angelina, Brad and their children.They were camped outside their home and the PLAN B Production offices. Some were spotted at Shiloh’s high school and Bella and AJ’S middle school. Since both schools were on private property, as was the Jolie PItt home, the paparazzi had to keep their distance. And of course, some paparazzi had popped up at STANFORD and GEORGETOWN. The fact that Brad and Angelina were having another baby at their age was big news. Everyone was so fascinated. The fact that they had five older children, including two that were in college, made it even more fascinating. It seemed like everyone wanted to know how Maddox, Zahara,Shiloh, Bella, and AJ felt about having a new brother or sister.When Angelina dropped off Shiloh at school that morning, It seemed like the number of paparazzi had doubled since the previous week. They were all camped out across the street from her high school. She was sitting under a tree in the courtyard, having lunch with some of her friends; Sean Preston Federline (SPF) and Grier Henchy."God, Shi! All those paps out there? Are they all here for you?" Grier asked. Grier Henchy, was the daughter of Brooke Shields and Chris Henchy."I’m afraid so." Shiloh took a bite out of her sandwich."I think it’s cool, that your Mom and Dad are having another baby." Grier told her. She was eating a bag of chips."You wouldn’t think so, If it was your own parents." Shiloh pointed out to her."I think it’s cool too. My parents barely talk to one another, let alone have sex with each other ." SPF said laughing."Hey Shiloh? There’s Kingston over there by the bathrooms. How come you guys don’t go out anymore? He’s so cute and so sweet." Grier asked with a smile on her face.Shiloh and Kingston Rossdale had gone out for a while. She shrugged her shoulders. "It just didn’t feel right. We’ve known each other since we were babies. Everytime I kissed him?""Yeah?" Grier asked with excitement in her voice."It felt like I was kissing AJ" Shiloh said laughing."Like Mother, like Daughter?’ SPF asked smiling."Oh, **** You! Like I haven’t heard that one before." Shiloh told him.SPF of course was referring to Angelina’s OSCAR kiss with her brother James Haven, many, many years ago."What about your Mother?" Shiloh asked SPF."What about her?""I’m not that innocent? Baby hit me one more time? What the **** is that?" Shiloh asked laughing."She doesn’t sing those songs anymore." SPF said to Shiloh. He was defending his Mother, Britney Spears."Sean, She’s on tour right now, still singing those ****** songs". Shiloh reminded him.Grier laughed. She loved Shiloh like a sister. She did have a way with words."Now, it’s my turn to say, **** You!" SPF said smiling. He had a huge crush on Shiloh. He also knew, that she would never go out with him."I heard Moses was coming back to school in the states, next semester." Grier told them. Moses was Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow’s son. "God Shi, you get around. You went out with him too!""Don’t remind me." Shiloh told her."He’s cute! And I love his accent." Grier told her."Grier, Kissing Moses was like kissing Maddox."SPF laughed."The whole time I was going out with him, I felt like we were related, in a weird six degrees of separation way."Shiloh said."What do you mean?" SPF asked her."His Mom and my Dad, were once engaged." Shiloh told him."No ****?" SPF asked."Where the **** have you been?" Shiloh asked him."Maddox didn’t have a problem with it. He dated Apple for almost a year." Grier pointed out."Just between you and me, my parents were not too thrilled, while they were going out." Shiloh told them."Why?" Grier asked. "Apple is nice. The few times I ‘ve met her, she was really nice. Gorgeous skin.""She’s a *****. She’s so cold, so pretentious, so high maintenance. Everytime my parents and her parents would get together, it was always very awkward. Gwyneth and my Mom made a movie together a long time ago, I know Mom intimidated the **** out of her." Shiloh said as she finished her sandwich."Shi? Angie is one of the most beautiful women in the world, she would intimidate anyone." Grier explained to her."I think it’s even more deeper than that. She fucked up big time with my Dad. Everytime she sees my parents togther, She see’s what could of been. And I know for a fact, Apple cheated on Maddox. Now, that’s your classic ‘Like Mother, like Daughter’" Shiloh said.Kingston Rossdale joined his group of firends. He was carrying his guitar case."What’s up, *******?!"Dude, your ears must be burning. We were just talking about your ass a while ago." SPF told him."What about me? How Shiloh broke my heart?" Kingston asked laughing."I didn’t break anything." Shiloh told him smiling. She liked Kingston. He was a good friend."Shi, Looks like someone wants to take your picture today." Kingston said to her as he took his guitar out of it’s case."Today? How about every ******* day." The paparazzi was really starting to get on her nerves.Grier was looking around the courtyard, it was full of students."Oh ****!" Grier said out loud."What?" Shiloh asked."Turn around. Look who is coming our way." Grier told her.Shiloh did what Grier asked her to do. She understood the outburst."I can’t stand that *****. I can’t believe you guys, have the same ******* birthday."Suri Cruise and of couple of her friends were walking toward where Shiloh, Grier,SPF and Kingston were sitting."Don’t remind me. My Dad is STILL pissed about those horrible things her ******* of a father said about my Mom, after Rowan was born, her struggle with PPD." Grier said with disgust in her voice.OH, he’s a total prick! He’s been begging my Dad for years to work with him again." Shiloh told her."Hi Guys!" Suri said with a smile on her face. Her friends didn’t say anything."Hey Suri." Kingston said.Shiloh, Grier and SPF, didn’t say a word. Ever since they were little, the media hinted that there was a rivalry between Shiloh and Suri. Shiloh never liked her. She was sneaky, two-faced and a liar. More than once Suri had gotten Shiloh into trouble."Shiloh?" Suri asked."Yes?" Shiloh answered."I hear Congratulations are in order." Suri told her."Congratulations to what?" Shiloh asked as she looked at Suri. She really couldn’t stand this c**t."The new baby of course! You must be so excited. Give my best to your family." Suri told her."Oh, I sure will." Shiloh said with sarcasm in her voice."Well, lunch is almost over. I’ll see you guys in ENGLISH class." Suri told them. She and her friends walked away.SPF looked at his ROLEX. "I’m going to have a smoke. I need one after that encounter. Anyone want to join me?" SPF asked as he got up. Shiloh and Grier shook their heads no."I’m cool." Kingston told him."Okay. I’ll see you guys in class." SPF grabbed his backpack and left."God, Shiloh. There is something about him, that is so HOT!" Grier said smiling."I know. There’s something about bad boys. My parents would disinherit me, If I ever went out with him." Shiloh said as she was digging in her backpack for her cell phone. It was ringing. She finally found it. She looked at the caller id, it was Bella."Hey, What’s up?’""Shiloh! AJ just got hauled in to the Principal’s office. He was in a fight!" Bella was talking so fast."Wait, slow down. Why was he fighting?" Shiloh asked. AJ never got in trouble at school. In fact none of her siblings did, just her."Some guys were teasing him about all the paps and Mom being pregnant." Bella explained. "I have to go now. I’ll try to call you later.""Okay. Bye" Shiloh folded her cell phone."What was that all about?" Grier asked."AJ got in a fight at school." Shiloh told her.****! This baby is already ******* up our lives and it’s hasn’t even been born yet. Shiloh thought, angrily to herself.TO BE CONT….

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 2:45 pm

(((((((((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYOUT OF THE BLUE….cont…."What about this one? Holly asked."I don’t know." Angelina answered.Angelina and her longtime friend Holly Goline, were in one of the Jolie Pitt’s guest room. Angelina was trying to decide which room would be best for the new nursery. She was looking forward to putting the nursery together. Bella had volunteered to help her.Angelina and Holly had been good friends for over twenty years. At one time, Holly was Angelina’s personal assistant and publicist. They shared a special friendship. Married with her own children and living in Georgia, Holly didn’t see the Jolie Pitt’s as aoften as she used too. Holly had been a good friend through the good times and the bad.Holly was there, when Angelina adopted Maddox, her divorce from her second husband, Billy Bob Thornton. She was there when Angelina and Brad fell in love with one another. When they adopted Zahara, the births of all of their children. She was a big support to Brad and Angelina, when Tobias died. So of course, when Angelina told her she was pregnant again, she immediately wanted to see her."This one is a bit larger than the other two guest rooms." Holly told her, as she looked around the room." Yeah but, still not big enough." Angelina was also looking around the room."You know, you could knock out that wall over there." Holly suggsted and pointed to the wall, that separted two of the guest rooms. "That will make the room larger." Holly scribbled some notes down, on a pad of paper."I thought about that too. But, all of these rooms are at the end of the hallway. We need a room that is big enough and close enough, to ours." Angelina explained. "Brad was right. I think were going to have to end up using a room, that is already being occupied .""Well, What room is the biggest and closest to your’s and Brad’s room?" Holly asked.Angelina looked at Holly. "Just take one guess.""Miss Nouvel’s?" Holly asked."The one and only." Angelina said as she sat on the bed."Telling Shiloh, that she will have to give up her room for the new baby? I rather have my wisdom teeth pulled." Holly said laughing." We need her room for the baby. I told Brad that she’s going to have to be mature about this." Angelina told her. She didn’t want to admit it to Holly, but she was not looking forward to that conversation, either."Shiloh? Mature?" Holly asked smiling.Angelina chuckled a bit. "I know, I know. I know what your thinking."Holly walked toward where Angelina was sitting. She looked at her friend. The woman was absolutely glowing. She was showing now and she looked gorgeous. "Has Shiloh started to warm up a bit, about the baby?""No. Holly, I just know anymore." Angelina confessed to her friend."Everybody else is starting to get used to the idea. Zee and Bella are so excited. Bella wants to help me with the nursery. Zee’s e-mails, are always full of so many questions about me, Brad and the baby. Maddox is happy about it. AJ is showing more and more interest. Shiloh, she’s just not there yet."Holly looked at Angelina. She chose her words carefully. "Angie? Do you think she may be jealous?""I don’t think so. I thought that at first, but Shiloh has never been the jealous type. ""Maybe she feels a little overshadowed by everyone else.""What do you mean?" Angelina asked."Well, she’s not the oldest. She’s not the youngest-""Middle child syndrome?" Angelina asked"Let me finish. In a way, maybe. She’s not adopted. She’s not a twin. She’s in the middle of a very unique situation. Maybe she feels like she is not loved or special like Mad and Zee , or Bella and AJ. And now a new baby is on the way?"Angelina shook her head. "Shiloh knows that she is loved and that she is special. She’s the child I thought I never would have. She’s the first child that Brad and I concieved together. You know I love my children the same, but there is a special place in my heart for Shiloh. She represents so many wonderful things, things I can’t even began to explain. the feelings are so strong, so deep, so intense, so special." Angelina told her."What about Tobias?" Holly asked" What do you mean? What about Tobias?" Angelina asked."Shiloh and Tobias were very close. Maybe she never really dealt with his death. I remember that beautiful little girl that day. She was the only one that didn’t cry at the funeral." Holly said in a soft voice. Holly remembered Shiloh standing like a little soider at the cementary. "Bullshit. All the kids dealt with his death including Shiloh. We all did. We were all in therapy. She grieved and she cried." Tears were starting to form in Angelina’s eyes.Holly looked at her. "I’m sorry, Angie. That was ****** of me. I didn’t mean for you to get upset.""No, it’s alright." Angelina wiped her eyes. "Shiloh will come around. She’ll just do it on her own terms. She’ll do it when she’s ready. She’s tough, she’s strong, she has a mouth, she can be a little ***** sometimes, she’s stubborn, she’s just like me. I guess I’m going to have to be patient , a little while longer. But Holly, I have to admit, my patience is wearing very thin."The telephone ringing in the hallway interrupted their conversation. Angelina got up off the bed, left the guest room and answered it."Hello?""Hey Baby, it’ me." Brad said.Angelina began to smile."Hey, Baby? What’s up?""Well, AJ and I are on our way home." Brad told her.Angelina looked at her CARTIER TANK WATCH. It wasn’t time for school to get out. "What do you mean? Wait a minute? Is he okay? He’s not sick is he?" Angelina asked. She was beginning to worry."No. He’s not sick, but school is definitely over for him." Brad told her."What? Baby, what is going on?" Angelina asked. It wasn’t like Brad, to be so vague."He’s been suspended for three days.""Suspended?! For what?!" Angelina asked."Fighting." Brad explained."Oh, ****. Is he okay?" Angelina asked. AJ fighting? He never got in to fights. What was he fighting about? She wondered."We’ll be home in a bit. I’ll tell you everything then." Brad explained."Alright. I love you.""Love you too."Holly joined Angelina in the hallway. "What’s going on?"Angelina hung up the phone. "That was Brad. He and AJ are on their way home. It looks like AJ has been suspended three days from school.""For what?" Holly asked."Fighting." Angelina told her."That’s not good. What was he fighting about?" Holly asked. This didn’t sound nothing like the AJ, she knew and loved."I don’t know. Brad didn’t say."TO BE CONT….

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 2:47 pm

(((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYOUT OF THE BLUE………..cont…..Holly had offered to pick up Shiloh and Bella from their respective schools. Angelina was grateful. She left before Brad and AJ got home.Angelina was in complete shock when she saw AJ’S face. She literally gasped, when Brad and AJ walked into the kitchen. That’s, where she was waiting for them."Oh, my God! What the hell happened to you? Angelina asked her youngest child. She walked toward him. AJ didn’t say a word. Angelina examined his face. He had a swollen lip, a left black eye and a cut, over his right eye. There was blood on his uniform shirt and blazer. Some buttons were also missing."Honey, it looks worse than it really is." Brad said. He was trying to reassure her.Angelina looked at Brad and then back at her son. "Are you going to tell me what happened?""You know the school, has a no tolerance rule against fighting." Brad told her."I want to hear it from AJ" Angelina said."I got in a fight with a couple of guys." AJ told his mother. He walked over toward the refrigerator and helped himself, to a bottle of gatorade.Brad sat down at the kitchen table. Seeing his son, sitting outside the principal’s office was not a pretty sight. AJ barely said two words, during the drive home."I can see that, AJ." Angelina told him. She got the first-aid kit out of one of the lower cabinets, and she proceeded to sit next to Brad."Come over here, and sit down.""I want to go to my room." AJ told her. He didn’t want to talk about the fight with his parents. He didn’t want to talk about who he was fighting with, and why he was fighting. AJ just wanted to go to his room."Come over here and sit down, now." Angelina repeated.AJ recognized that tone in his Mother’s voice. He walked over to the the kitchen table, and sat on the other side, next to Brad.Angelina moved and pulled up her chair. She began began to clean up AJ’S face. She used some cotton balls and q-tips that were laced with antiseptic."Brad, Baby? Will you get me some ice please?"She gently dabbed AJ’S face. He winced a little."Sorry." Angelina apologized. She applied a band aid to his cut."Maybe, we should take you to see a doctor." Angelina said."I don’t need to see a doctor." AJ told her.Brad was getting some ice, out of the freezer. "Angie, he doesn’t need to see a doctor. Nothing’s broken, he’ll be fine.""Are you going to tell me, what happened now? You know how me and your Father feel about fighting.""Sometimes, you just don’t have a choice." AJ told his motherBrad handed Angelina the ice. He had put some in a ziploc bag." Here, Baby." "Thank You.""You always have a choice AJ. I want want you to always, remember that." Brad told him."Here, put this over your left eye." Angelina instructed him. She gave him the bag of ice."Who were you fighting with?"AJ looked at both of his parents. They just didn’t get it, sometimes."Jon Vaughn and a couple of his friends." AJ told her." Jon Vaughn? Three guys? Vince and Joey Lauren Adams’s kid?" Brad asked. No wonder AJ looked like he did. Three against one? Is never a fair fight. "Well I’m sure we will be getting a phone call from them, real soon.""Little *******." AJ said under his breath."AJ?" Angelina warned him as she continued to work on his face.At that moment, Shiloh and Bella entered the kitchen. Holly had picked them up from school. She was now on her way to LAX. She was going back home."HOLY ****! What the hell? Bella called me and told me you were in a fight. I didn’t think you were going to look like this!" Shiloh said to AJ. She and Bella both, sat by their brother.Shiloh, please?" Brad said to her."Hi Mom, Hi Daddy." Bella said."Hey, Button." Brad said to her.Bella looked at her twin and then, at her Mom. "Do you need any help Mom?""No, honey. I’ll be done in a minute." Angelina told her."Does it hurt a lot, AJ?" Bella asked. She really felt bad for her brother."No. Not really. Looks a lot worse than it is." AJ told her."Well, I hope the other guy looks worse. Who were you fighting with?" Shiloh asked."Jon Vaughn and a couple of his friends." AJ told Shiloh."That MOTHER ******?!" Shiloh was getting pissed! No body fucked with her brother, especially not a FAT **** like Jon Vaughn."Shiloh, Watch your mouth!!" Brad warned her in a very, stern voice."AJ, I hope you kicked his ******* ass! He had to have a couple of his little Nazi friends to help him? He’s such a *****!"Brad looked at his daughter. "Shiloh? I’m not going to ask you again.""I’m still waiting for an answer. Why were you fighting, in the first place?" Angelina asked him AGAIN.AJ looked at his parents and then at his sisters. How was he supposed to tell his Mother, that SHE was the reason he was fighting in the first place? How was he supposed to tell her, that he was fighting, because of her, Dad and the new baby?AJ had been getting teased for weeks, ever since news broke, that Angelina was pregnant. Not only was he being teased, but the PAPS had been trying to get a picture of him. Everytime AJ left school grounds, he was hunted like an animal. He was also getting teased about, Brad and Angelina’s sex life. Boys were calling Angelina a P.M.I.L.F. When Jon called his mother a P.M.I. L.F.? AJ lost it. He punched Jon, right in the face. That’s when Jon’s two friends joined in. And Jon’s face did look worse than AJ’S."I don’t want to talk about it." AJ told his Mother."Well, we do." Brad told him."Well, I don’t!" AJ yelled. He got up from the table and kicked a chair over, in the process. He left the kichen and went upstairs."AJ! GET BACK HERE!" Brad yelled."Baby, Let him be. I’ve never seen him like this. " Angelina told him."Angie, I don’t like him fighting. He’s very strong for his age. He can hurt someone." Brad ran his fingers through his hair."I know, I don’t like him fighting either. Let him cool off a bit. He looked like he was going to cry." Angelina got up and put the first-aid kit away.Shiloh shook her head and looked at her parents. "You guys, just don’t get it.""We don’t get what?’ Brad sked her."He was embarrassed to tell you why he was fighting." Shiloh told them."Shiloh…….." Bella said."He’s been getting teased, big time, ever since the news broke, that you were pregnant. Teased, about your sex life even." Shiloh explained.Brad and Angelina looked at one another.Shiloh continued on. "All of us have been getting **** about this. The PAPS are all over our asses. I can’t even take a ****, without someone asking me: ‘HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE NEW BABY?’ DO YOU KNOW IF IT’S A BOY OR A GIRL?’ AJ’S teasing, is much worse. Boys at his school, are telling AJ, they wish they were Dad, they wish they were having sex with you. No, let me CORRECT that: They wish they were ******* you! They are calling you a P.M.I.L.F." Shiloh didn’t care if she got in trouble. It was about time, they knew exactly, what has been going on."What’s a P.M.I.L.F?" Bella asked.Shiloh looked at Bella and then at Brad and Angelina. "Pregnant Mother I like to ****. Lovely isn’t it? That’s what your son has been dealing with, these past few weeks."Angelina was looking at Shiloh. Then she looked at Brad. She had no idea."Why didn’t he tell us this?" Brad asked. He was angry. When his children were in pain, he was in pain. ****!"Oh, like AJ was really going to tell you all of this? I’m surprised he lasted this long, before he went off on somebody.""Shiloh, If you knew what was going on. Why didn’t you tell us?" Angelina asked. Poor AJ she thought.Shiloh looked at Bella and then at Angelina. "He begged us not to. He thought he could handle it. I guess that little **** Jon, was the last straw.""Bella, You knew about this too.?" Angelina asked her."I’m afraid so Mom. I promised AJ. I couldn’t break my promise." Bella explained."It’s esay for you guys. Dad’s at PLAN B all day. Mom, your doing your own thing. Zee is at STANFORD. ****! Maddox is on the east coast, for christ sake! Mom, everyone wants a picture of you. If they can’t get one of you, they come after us. You can punish me if you want, but at least you guys know, what’s been going on."Shiloh got up from the table and left the kitchen. She went upstairs to her room.There was complete silence. Brad and Angelina looked at Bella."I’m so sorry, honey. We had no idea. I wish you guys would of said something. Has it really been that bad?" Brad asked.Bella looked at her parents. All they wanted to do, was to have a baby. How could something so wonderful, turn into something so, complicated?"Well, some kids can be real jerks. I just try to ignore them. But, like Shiloh said, it’s been harder for AJ. He was trying to protect you today, Mom. That’s why he got into that fight.""My little baby boy………" Angelina said in a soft voice."Can I go to my room now?""Sure, Button." Brad told her.Angelina looked at her husband. "Oh, Brad. What have we done?"Brad got up and walked over to where Angelina had been standing, all this time. He gave her a kiss and a hug. "Baby, we haven’t done anything."Angelina looked at Brad. Funny, she didn’t feel the same way.TO BE CONT…….

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 2:48 pm

(((((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYOUT OF THE BLUE…….cont……….AJ refused to join his family for dinner that evening. He didn’t want to see anyone or talk to anyone. Shiloh and Bella didn’t have much to say. They were in the dining room sitting at the table with Angelina. Brad had actaully fixed dinner that evening. He was talking on the phone, in his office."It was nice to see Aunt Holly again. I miss her." Bella said. She was trying to start a positive conversation. She knew her Mom was still upset and worried about AJ."Yes, it was." Angelina agreed with Bella. "I know. I miss Holly too.""Hey Mom?" Bella asked."Yeah honey?""When are we going to start working on the nursery?" Bella asked. She took a sip of her milk.Angelina looked at Bella and Shiloh. "Sweetie, We’ll talk about that later."Brad walked back into the dining room. Thank God,Angelina thought to herself. She was not in the mood to talk about the nursery right now. She and Brad still had not talked to Shiloh about giving up her room. Angelina didn’t even want to go there.Brad sat down at the head of the table. "I just got off the phone with Vince. Jon, has a broken nose and two missing teeth.""Way to go, AJ!" Shiloh said laughing."Shiloh, This is not funny." Angelina told her."Really Baby? A broken nose?" Angelina asked."Yep." Brad had a little smile on his face."Sounds like AJ beat the **** out of him." Shiloh said smiling.Bella giggled. "And then some.""What else did Vince say?" Angelina asked. She took a sip of water."He apologized. I offered to pay any Medical Bills." Brad explained."Medical Bills? Classic! AJ sent that little **** to a doctor." Shiloh said. She was very proud of her little brother."I’m really not in mood for that kind of language or your commentary right now." Angelina said as she looked at Shiloh."Like I said, I offered to pay any Medical Bills, but he said not to worry about it. But I told him, we will take care of any bills." Brad explained."Good. Anything else?" Angelina asked."You know how Vince is. He said something to the fact, If his kid had to get in to a fight with someone, why couldn’t it been with a Federline? Not someone that could cut off his balls, and feed them to him." Brad said laughing. Vince Vaughn did not want to mess with Brad Pitt."I’m sorry Dad, but he is so annoying. No wonder his kid is such a little *****. I always thought he was gay." Shiloh said."He’s married and has a kid." Bella told her."Bella, That doesn’t mean anything." Shiloh reminded her."Shiloh?" Angelina warned her daughter. "Well, what AJ did, was still wrong. And he will be punished. He did get suspended for three days." Angelina reminded everyone."I know Baby, what he did was wrong. But you have to admit it, AJ really did beat the **** out of him." Brad said. He started to laugh.Shiloh looked at her Dad, and she started to laugh too. Bella also joined in. Angelina looked at them. She couldn’t help but laugh a little too."Well, he’s not going to sit around the house for the next three days watching ESPN, playing video games, and going outside to shoot hoops." Angelina told Brad."He can come down to PLAN B with me. I’ll keep him busy." Brad offered."Yeah right. I can see the BOTH of you watching ESPN, playing video games and shooting hoops." Angelina said laughing."Are you implying if he spends the day with me, that’s what we’ll do?" Brad asked."Yes."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Angelina knocked on AJ’S bedroom door. She had a tray of food for him."Who is it?" AJ asked."It’s me Mom. Can I come in?""Yeah." AJ answered.Angelina came into AJ’S room. "I thought that maybe, you might be hungry." She set the tray down on his desk.AJ was lying on his bed. He had his hands behind his head. He turned around, so he could see his Mother.Angelina walked over toward his bed. "May I sit?"AJ moved over a bit, to make room for Angelina."How does your face feel?"AJ shrugged his shoulders. "Fine, I guess.""Well your Father talked to Jon’s Father." Angelina informed him.AJ sat up a bit."And?""Jon has a broken nose and two missing teeth.""Really? Good. He deserves it."Angelina looked at her youngest child. She knew he did not mean that. "Shiloh told us what’s been going on. AJ, I am so sorry, honey. Me and your Father had no idea.""Shiloh has a big mouth." AJ told her."Well, yes she does. But in this case, I’m glad she said something."AJ laughed a little bit. "It’s just been really hard lately. Some of the kids have been real jerks. I guess it comes with the territory, when you have the prettiest Mom in the whole school." He looked at his Mother and then he began to cry."Oh honey, it’s okay." Angelina said as she took AJ into her arms. She held him and rocked him. AJ began to let out all the anger and fustration, that had been bottled up for weeks. Angelina just let him cried."I know. It’s okay. Let it out, Let it all out." Angelina whispered. She kissed him on the top of his head.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Bella and Shioloh were having breakfast in the kitchen, that next morning. AJ walked into the kitchen wearing a t-shirt and boxers. His black eye had gotten darker, but the swelling in his lip had gone down."Bella, Look at what we have here? Our own Tyler Durden Jr." Shiloh said smiling.AJ gave her the finger. He helped himself to some orange juice, that was on the table. He was feeling a lot better.Angelina came into the kitchen. So far, she hadn’t experinced too much morning sickness."Shiloh? Bella? Five minutes. AJ?""Yeah Mom?""I want you dressed and ready by the time I get back, from dropping your sisters off at school." Angelina told him."Where’s Dad? I thought I was going to go to work, with him today?""Change of plans." Angelina told to him."What’s going on?" AJ asked. He thought he was going to hang out with Brad for the next three days at PLAN B."You’ll find out soon enough. Just make sure your ready. Come on girls." Angelina explained to him."Bye AJ." Shiloh said."Bye." Bella said.An hour later Angelina and AJ arrived at ST CHRISTOPHER’S HOMELESS SHELTER."What are we doing here?" AJ asked."Well, while you are suspended, I thought it would be a good idea to make yourself useful. Your ‘re going to do some volunteer work here." Angelina told him.AJ frowned at his Mother."Come on, let’s go inside."Angelina and AJ walked into the shelter. ST. CHRISTOPHER’S was just one of the many organizations, that Brad and Angelina donated time and money to. AJ looked around the shelter. Unfortunately, it was filled with a lot of people."Angie!" A small African American middle aged woman, approached Angelina and AJ."Rita! How are you?" Angelina asked. She gave the woman a hug. Rita Williams ran the shelter."I’m fine. Look at you! Knocked up at your age! I guess I don’t have to ask, how that sexy husband of yours is doing." Rita said laughing. She had known Brad and Angelina for years."Who do we have here?" Rita asked looking at AJ."This is my son, AJ. He’s going to be helping out here the next few days ." Angelina told her."Oh, good. We can always use a extra hand. Lunch is going to be served in a few hours. How good are you with a knife?"AJ smiled. "Actually, pretty good. It runs in our family. Doesn’t it Mom?"Angelina laughed."Okay. Follow me." Rita told him."AJ? I’ll pick you up at three. Don’t give Rita or anyone else a hard time." Angelina told him."Alright."Angelina gave Rita another hug and then she left.AJ helped in the kitchen. He chopped up vegtables. He washed pots and pans. He took out the trash. He did everything he was asked to do. To his surprise unfortunatley there were a lot of children in the shelter too. After helping serving lunch, AJ hung out with some of the kids. He noticed that they didn’t really have anything to play with. There was a SPORTSMART in the neighborhood. AJ went to the store and bought basketballs, soccer balls and other sporting equipment. He organized a little pick up game. The younger children loved wresting with him. He was wrestling with a couple of little boys, when Rita told him, that Angelina was here to take him home.On the drive home, Angelina asked him how his day went."There were a lot of kids there, Mom.""I know. People tend to forget, that children can be homeless too. It makes you appreciate how blessed you are." Angelina told him in a soft voice."Some of those kids were really cool, especially this little boy name Jason." AJ looked at his Mother’s stomach. She was really starting to show now."I hope this baby is a boy. I don’t think I can handle another sister."Angelina laughed. It was so good to see a smile on her son’s face."You know what?" AJ asked."What?""As Shiloh would say, I think I would **** a brick if you had another girl." AJ said laughing.TO BE CONT…….

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 4:42 pm

(((((((((((((FANFIC))))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYOUT OF THE BLUE…….CONT……. To AJ’S surprise when he returned back to school after his suspension, the fight he had with Jon Vaughn, was nearing middle school legend status. Word got around school, exactly what had happened and why they were fighting, in the first place. Kids would come up To AJ, in the hall, in class,in the quad, telling him how impressed they were. Kids that witnessed the fight were amazed. Kids that didn’t, wanted details. The PAPS were still hanging around across the street, in full force. But the teasing that AJ had endured, was almost non existent. The message was loud and clear: You don’t mess with AJ Pitt. Brad and Angelina were relieved when they got the results, of the aminocentesis. There appeared to be no problems with the baby. Everything looked fine. Dr Rothbart had asked once again, if they wanted to know the baby’s sex, but both Brad and Angelina were adamant, they wanted to be surprised. Well, they would be ’surprised’ sometime late winter, early spring. When they showed the latest ultrasound pictures to Shiloh, Bella and AJ, both Bella and AJ were disapointed. They wanted to see if the baby was a boy or a girl. The baby wasn’t cooperating: In all of the pictures, the baby had it’s legs crossed. Zahara was delighted when Angelina e-mailed her some copies of her ultrasound. "God, Dad. You can’t even see if the baby has the Pitt Family Jewels!" AJ complained to Brad. Brad had got a big laugh out of that one. The family was relieved that the baby was developing normal. Everyone had baby fever in the Jolie Pitt housedhold, but Shiloh still hadn’t caught it. The Jolie Pitt’s made another trip to Palo Alto. They attended a football game between the CARDINALS of STANFORD and the TROJANS of USC. They got to spend some time with Zahara. When Zee saw her Mom, she was surprised to see how much Angelina had changed. She was well into her second tirmester. Zee was also relieved that the baby was doing fine. She had a real nice conversation with both Brad and Angelina, when they told her about the results of the amino. Zee had also asked her parents, how were things going with Shiloh. She knew that her sister still had ambivalent feelings about the new baby. Shiloh’s e-mails, rarely even mentioned the baby. A couple of weeks after they returned home from Palo Alto, Bella,Shiloh, and AJ were in the media room with Brad and Angelina. They all had finished watching a movie.AJ got up and stretched. "That was a good movie.""I liked it too." Bella said."It was alright" Shiloh said."Well, I’m going to bed now." Bella said yawning."Me too." AJ told his parents."Night, Mom, Night Daddy." Bella gave both Angelina and Brad each a kiss, goodnight. She patted her Mother’s stomach."Night, Sweetie." Angelina told her. Bella was constantly touch her Mother’s stomach now."Night, Button." Brad told her."Night, guys. Night, BJP." AJ said smiling. BJP was the new nickname, AJ had given to the baby."Night, honey." Angelina said smiling.AJ and Bella left the room and went upstairs."I’m going to bed, too." Shiloh told them.Angelina looked at Brad. They had put it off long enough. They needed to talk to Shiloh, about the baby needing her room, for the new nursery."Shi? Can you stay a bit? Me and Mom want to discuss something important with you." Brad told her.Shiloh looked at her parents. She sat down next to them. "What’s Up?""It’s about the baby’s nursery." Brad told her.Oh, great. Another ******* conversation about the baby. Shiloh, thought to herself. "What about the nursery?""Well your Dad and I have been trying to figure out, which room would be best for the baby." Angelina explained.Shiloh looked at her Mother."Yeah, So. I don’t understand. What does this have to do with me?"Brad looked at Angelina and then at Shiloh. "Well the best room for the baby’s nursery, would be your room."Shiloh looked at her parents. She wasn’t sure, that she heard them right."What?"Angelina looked at Brad,then back at her daughter. "Honey, we need your room for the nursery."There was complete silence."Is this some kind of joke? Because if it is, it’s not funny."Brad looked at his hands and then back at Shiloh. "I’m afraid not."Shiloh shook her head and chuckled a bit. "You ‘ve got to be ******* kidding me."TO BE CONT…..

# 219 | COLD HARD MATH …..thanks for another wonderful fic….Shi is going to have a hissy fit for getting booted out from her room….lol….i can just imagine the scene….i love it CHM….you’re really really good!!!

Original Curious @ 08/11/2006 at 5:54 pm

Ah……the calm before storm Shiloh hits huh? Thanks CHM! Now I know to wear my storm gear next time I visit this thread!Wonderful as always. I really treasure all of our writers.

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/11/2006 at 11:24 pm

(((((((((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENTOUT OF THE BLUE…..cont…… "My room for the nursery?! What the **** is that?!" Shiloh asked.She looked at Brad and Angelina."Look, I know your a little suprised and upset right now, but I really don’t want to hear that word coming out of your mouth, right now." Brad told her in a very stern voice."This house has ten bedrooms. Five rooms are not even being used right now. I’m not even talking about Tobias’s room. Why can’t we use one of the guest rooms?" Shiloh asked."Honey, The guest rooms are just not big enough." Angelina explained to her.Shiloh was desprately looking for other options. "Well, what about combining the two guest rooms? Can’t we knock out a wall or something? Renovate?" She did not want to give up her room. That room had been hers, for almost fifteen years. Brad looked at Angelina and then at Shiloh. "Well, we thought about that, but it still really wouldn’t work.""Why not? It’s perfect. The baby would have all the room, it would need." Shiloh told him."Honey, we need a room, that is large enough and close enough to ours. The only room, that is both large enough and close enough to ours, unfortunately, is your room." Angelina explained, the best way she could.Shiloh looked at her parents. This is some fucked up ****, she thought to herself.Angelina continued on." You can pick any room you want. You can do anyhing you want to it. We can knock out the wall between the two guest rooms. That way, you’ll have plenty of room, for your things.""What about my mural?" Shiloh was referring to her PARISIAN THEME mural, that was painted on the main wall in her bedroom."We can put the same mural in your new room. That’s not a problem. I’m sure Jean Paul would be happy to paint another one." Brad said. he was really trying to reassure Shiloh, the best way he could."Maddox and Zee don’t even live here right now, but they get to keep their rooms? Both Bella and AJ’S rooms are big." Shiloh told them."Yes, but neither one is close enough, to our room. That includes Mad’s and Zee’s room. Honey, I know the changes around here lately, have not been easy. But, everyone is making an effort." Angelina told her."Effort? Effort my ASS! I’m the only one that is being asked, to give up their room." Shiloh reminded them. She shook her head."We need to start working on the baby’s nursery soon." Brad told her.Shiloh was getting defensive. "Oh, so now you’re kicking me out, NOW?!""Shiloh, we are not kicking you out of anything. But we need to start making the transistion. You won’t have to do anything. We’re having professional movers come in, and do everything." Brad told her."Transistion? Good word Dad." Shiloh looked at her parents. A couple more ideas popped into her head, but they fizzled when they got to her lips. She knew that they would not agree on either one of them."Fine. You’ve obviously have made your decision. I don’t even know why you bothered, by telling me in the first place.""It’s called respect, young lady." Brad told her. He was really starting to loose his patience."Whatever. Can I go now?" Shiloh asked. She was done with this conversation, as far as she was concerned."Yes, you can go now. I think that would be a good idea." Brad told her.Shiloh left the media room and went upstairs."****. That really sucked." Brad said as he scratched the top of his head.Angelina rubbed his back. "I know. "Brad looked at his wife." Baby, She is not a happy person right now. And, I’m not just talking about her, giving up her room.""I know. I was thinking the same thing too." Angelina told him.Shiloh was about to go into her own room, but she stopped herself. She walked down the wide hallway. She found herself, standing outside of Tobias’s room. She opened the door, turned on the light and closed the door behind her. Shiloh sat on his bed and looked around the room. The mural painted on his wall, was underwater sea life. That was the theme of his room: sealife, the beach, the ocean. He loved fishes. He loved the ocean. He loved going to the aquarium. Tobias would always ask his Mommy and Daddy: "When are we going to the MALBOO house?" He had always had a hard time saying, MALIBU. His room looked the same, the day he died. Angelina and Brad had given a way a lot of his clothes and toys. But they still had a lot of his favorite things, locked in a trunk, that was in the garage.Shiloh got up and walked toward his bureau. There were pictures of Brad, Angelina, Maddox and Zahara. There was also a picture of Shiloh and Tobias. She picked up the picture frame. Tears started to well up in her blue eyes."I miss you so much, Toby." She said out loud. Looking at the photo, she gently touched it. She walked back toward the bed, and sat down."I didn’t mean to do it, honest. I really didn’t mean too. I am so sorry." Shiloh said. She hugged the picture frame to her chest and she began to cry.TO BE CONT………

# 222 | COLD HARD MATH | (((sniffles))) i need tissues… another great update… i feel for Shi, i hope the discusses what she is feeling with her parents… cant wait for the next update

OMG…CHMShi pushed Toby in the street!That would explain why she’s so angry…right?

# 222 | COLD HARD MATH awww…..tears tears..

CHM your the best, this story should be in picture, really heart felt.

# 222 | COLD HARD MATH ….oh my God….pardon me Lord….Shi had something to do with his brother’s accidental death??? CHM….my word….you are really talented and creative….my eyes are already dry and burning and now you make me weep….poor tobias and poor shiloh….i hope she is not full of guilt….it was an accident…..right….right??? can’t wait for the update….is it tomorrow???? he! he! he!

Alexanderina @ 08/12/2006 at 12:51 am

CHM - ((((((SNIFFLES & TEARS)))))), oh poor Shiloh, Holly was right, she is not over Tobias’ death, and what is she sorry about and did mean to do it? I can’t wait for the next update. It was AWESOME. Thanks

Alexanderina @ 08/12/2006 at 12:53 am

correction to my post :"did not mean to do it"

Thanks. You know how to keep us coming back for more.

Original Curious @ 08/12/2006 at 12:47 pm

OMG CHM!!!! I have chills up and down my whole body - and tears coming out of my eyes! At first I thought she was going to ask for his room, but this O.O! Poor Shiloh! Poor Brad and Angie! You are one talented woman!

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/13/2006 at 12:44 pm

|#224 Me Again! |LOL! FYI, she did not push him.Thanks Guys! I had some sniffles too!

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/13/2006 at 4:13 pm

((((((((FANFIC ALERT))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYOUT OF THE BLUE………cont……… Well, what Brad called the ‘transition’ was coming along quite smoothly. Construction workers, painters and the contractor, arrived every morning, at the Jolie Pitt House. Angelina and Bella both, e-mailed Zahara and told her what was going on, regarding Shiloh having to give up her room, for the new nursery. Zee suggested that Shiloh use her room. That’s where Shiloh took up temporary residence. When Shiloh first started using Zee’s room, she forgot how neat and organized she was. In a way, she felt like she was intruding. Her achievements were littered through out her room. Shiloh knew her big sister was special. Looking at her awards and achievements, she wasn’t the only one, that had the same thoughts.Bella really enjoyed helping Brad and