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Brad & Angelina Visit Wildlife Farm

Brad & Angelina Visit Wildlife Farm

Here’s some old news that’s just turned up.  Brad Pitt and then pregnant Angelina Jolie (holding a napping baby Zahara in her arms) made a trip to the Harnas Wildlife Foundation during their stay in Namibia. Above is a beautiful Pitt family photo with Harnas staff and friends. Friend Marianne Pearl and her son are on the bottom right.  Angelina’s chief bodyguard Mickey Brett on the left.

HWF is a charitable organization dedicated to saving endangered wild animals in Namibia. On their official website, the staff released a statement showing their appreciation for Angelina: "We would like to thank our patron Angelina Jolie for her support!"

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CHM…oh captain, my captain…or my master…LOL, brilliant chapter, I love every single words of it. I knew Shi will come around. Do you know how much I love this story of yours?….so you can never end it…ok?…do you hear me?…now go write another one !…please….pretty please?….;)))

omg I was teary eyed again. Thanks CHM for this magnificent update. LOL @ Mad’s friend, ooh i can’t wait to see how she looks when she gets older.

CHM thank you for the great update! Love it!

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/26/2006 at 2:18 pm

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COLD HARD MATH @ 08/26/2006 at 4:35 pm

(((((FANFICALERT)))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYOUT OF THE BLUE……..cont…….. Brad was up bright and early on Thanksgiving morning. Thanksgiving was always, one of his favorite holidays. Growing up in Missouri, he had happy memories. In the Pitt household it was: Family, Food and Football. Now those traditions, were now part of the Jolie Pitt household. Another tradition that was visible in the Jolie Pitt household: Helping others that were less fortunate.Brad still remembers it, like it was yesterday, the first Thanksgiving he spent with Angelina, Maddox, and Zahara. There was a terrible earthquake in Pakistan that year, right before the Thanksgiving holiday. The four of them flew to Pakistan to help with the aid, for the victims and survivors. It was the first time Brad, had accompanied Angelina, on one of her UN missions. Just yesterday, Brad, Angelina, Shiloh and the twins, helped out at the ST. CHRISTOPHER HOMELESS SHELTER. They did that every year. Both Maddox and Zahara had flown in Wednesday night. Shiloh, Bella, and AJ were really glad to see their older bother and sister. Angelina was glad to have her "babies" home. Zahara couldn’t help but laugh when she saw her Mother. She had changed so much, since the last time she had seen her. Angelina was almost six months pregnant. Zahara almost cried when she saw Shiloh. She was so happy to see her ’soul sister’. The pain that used to cloud Shiloh’s face, had disappeared.Zahara walked into the kitchen. "Happy Thanksgiving, Daddy." She helped herself to a bottle of water out of the refrigerator.Brad was preparing the turkey. He had just finished removing, the gizzards and the neck. "Happy Thanksgiving to you too, Princess.""Your up early." Zahara told him."Yeah. Well, you know me and Thanksgiving, I wanted to get a head start on things, before the football game comes on." Brad explained to her. He set the timer and put the turkey in the oven."I see." Zahara said smiling."You’re up early too. I thought for sure you would be sleeping in. You and your sisters, must of been up all night, talking and goofing around." Brad told her. He was getting eggs and bacon out of the refrigerator."Well, I wanted to get in a run, this morning.""I see. Shiloh and Bella, are so excited that you’re home." Brad told her."Well, I’m glad to be home, with all of you. I really missed you guys. Mom, looks fantastic. I can’t believe, she is almost ,six months along. The nursery is just about finished, and the DUMBO theme, is adorable."Brad was cracking eggs into a bowl. "It’s coming along nicely. Shiloh came up with a really, good idea.""I know. It looks like the therapy is really helping her.""Yeah, My little Angel, although at times she can be a little devil, is healing. Your Mother and I, are so grateful for that."Zahara looked at her Father. "We all are. Well, I’ll be back. I’m going on my run now.""Alright. Be careful." Brad told her."I will." Zahara smiled at her Father.Later that morning, Brad,Maddox and AJ, were in the media room, watching football. Angelina, Zahara, Shiloh, and Bella were in the kitchen, preparing the family’s, Thanksgiving meal. Shiloh was peeling potatoes, so they can be mashed. Zahara was fixing fresh candied yams, with marshmallows. Angelina and Bella, were fixing the stuffing. They baked Apple, Pumpkin and sweet Potato pies, the day before.Funny, before she adopted Maddox, Angelina wasn’t much of a cook. But slowly and surely, she learned. When she met Brad, she was surprised that he could cook and that he was, quite good at it. Both Brad and Angelina made sure, that their children, knew their way around a kitchen. Nothing fancy. They just wanted to make sure, that they could cook something. They made sure that they knew how to do a variety of chores aorund the house. Including thier own laundry, cleaning up after themselves. Brad made sure that both Maddox and AJ, knew how to iron a shirt. It was the little things, that both Brad and Angelina, taught their children. In no way they were spolied. They were all, very self sufficient.Bella had just finished chopping onions and celery, for the stuffing. "I just left the media room. It smells like beer and AJ’S feet"Zahara couldn’t help but laugh. It was good to be home. "Bella, I know. And if you ask them, what’s that smell? They say: ‘What smell?”."Are Mad and AJ, going to sit on their asses all day, while we slave away in the kitchen?" Shiloh asked. She wiped her hands on a dish towel. She was done peeling the potatoes."No. And NO swearing today, please". Angelina told Shiloh. She continued on. "Mad, is doing the corn, the peas, and the gravy. AJ is doing the rolls and the cranberry sauce. It’s still too early, to fix that stuff now.""Figures, that they would be fixing stuff, that is later, like AFTER the game is over." Shiloh said."Mom, I’m done with the celery and onions. What bowl should I put them in?" Bella asked.Angelina looked around the kitchen." That bowl over there, honey." She pointed to a mixing bowl on the counter."Turkey smells real good." Zahara said."Yes, your Father and his turkey. He acts like he is the only one, that can cook one. Zee, your yams look delicious." Angelina told her."Thanks." Zahara said smiling."Just think you guys, next Thanksgiving, there will be another Jolie Pitt." Bella said smiling."Yeah, probably sitting in the media room, shitting and drooling. God Mom, I hope this baby is a girl" Shiloh said laughingAngelina laughed. "Shiloh?""I know, I know. Can you imagine if we have another AJ?" Shiloh asked."Or another Maddox?" Zahara added.Angelina smiled at her daughters. She didn’t care if this baby was a boy or a girl. All she cared about, was delivering a healthy baby.In the media room, Brad and his sons, were enjoying the football game."Halftime, a little game of touch?" AJ asked his Dad and brother."Sure. The turkey has about another hour." Brad said. He looked at his TAG HEUER WATCH."Count me in. ****! I can’t believe they didn’t call pass interference!" Maddox complained."Don’t forget, you both, have kitchen duties." Brad reminded them."I know. I’m the roll and cranberry man." AJ told him."And I’m doing the veggies and the gravy." Maddox said.Brad looked at his sons. He was so glad to have all of his children, under one roof again. He still couldn’t believe it at times, that he was going to be a father again.That late afternoon, early evening, the Jolie Pitt’s sat down and gave thanks, and enjoyed a wonderful meal. The Jolie Pitt’s knew how blessed they were. They talked and they laughed, all through dinner. And they couldn’t help, but take a sneak peek into the future, knowing that this time next year, there would be one more person, sharing this holiday with them.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Shiloh could not believe that she was hungry again. The house was still and quiet. Everyone else was asleep. She walked down the winding staircase in the dark. When she made her way to the kitchen, she was suprised to see Zahara, sitting at the kitchen table, eating a slice of Apple pie."Caught you!" Shiloh said smiling.Zahara laughed. "Guilty. It’s pretty pathetic. All the food, I ate at dinner, and now this?"Shiloh helped herself, to a slice of Sweet Potato pie. She walked over toward the kitchen table, and sat across, from Zahara. "It’s Thanksgiving. You’re allowed to eat like a pig, Zee."Zahara looked at the kitchen clock. "It’s not Thanksgiving anymore, Shi."Shiloh looked at her sister and then at the slice of pie, that was in front of her. "**** It! I’m still going to eat this."Zahara laughed at her sister. "I know, since I’ve been home, we really haven’t had any alone time. I just want you to know, that I admire you, so much, and I am so proud of you."Shiloh looked at her ’soul sister’. She smiled. "Thanks, Zee. That means a lot to me."Zahara smiled back. She took a bite of her pie."Can I ask you something?" Shiloh asked."Sure." Zahara answered.Shiloh hesitated a bit. "Do you ever feel different from all of us?""The fact that I am Black and the majority of my family is white?" Zahara asked her."Yeah." Shiloh told her."You know, it’s really weird, but I never really think about it. When I look at you, Mom, Daddy, Mad, Bella and AJ? I just see, YOU, MOM, DADDY, MAD, BELLA and AJ. I just see my parents and my brothers and sisters, not black or white."Shiloh looked at her big sister. Zee was an amazing person. She was someone that Shiloh admired and was very proud of.Zahara continued on. " I remember Mad, telling me at one time, we don’t look like you guys, but then again, you guys don’t look like us, either."Shiloh laughed. That’s something her brother would say, alright. "It never enters your mind, that the baby, won’t look like you or Mad?"Zahara smiled. "Oh, the baby will look like me and Mad, maybe not on the outside, but on the inside, it will."Shiloh smiled. "I’ve really missed you, Zee.""I’ve missed you too. It’s going to be hard leaving again, on Sunday.""Do you think about him?" Shiloh asked in a small voice."Yeah, I do. All the time. I can’t tell you how many times, I have seen a guy on campus, that reminds me of him. Mom says he looked so much like Daddy. When I look at Daddy sometimes? I see Tobias. Especially, around the eyes. You and Tobias, both have his eyes." Zahara told her. She had tears in her eyes."That’s the same thing Mom said. We have his eyes….Will you do me a favor?""Sure. What is it?""Can we go visit him, tomorrow?" Shiloh asked. She had tears in her eyes, too.Zahara looked at her sister and reached for her hand. "Sure. You know Mad, Bella and AJ mentioned something tabout visiting him tomorrow, too.""Really?"Zahara nodded her head yes. "Yeah. We’ll all go together."Shiloh wiped her eyes. "I love you, Zee.""I love you too, ’soul sister’."TO BE CONT…….

# 280 | COLD HARD MATH | Another sweet, wonderful update…… keep them coming…

OK CHM, it is Saturday and I am crying like a baby Thanks alot ;))) Oh my god, CHM that was wonderful. So many thanks again!!!!

Original Curious @ 08/26/2006 at 5:26 pm

*sniffling* Ah CHM - a little Gitane slipping in? I love it! It’s good to see Shiloh healing. I missed the previous update, so I’m sitting here awash in tears between Shiloh rubbing Angie’s belly and now this chapter. Such a lovely story. Thank you. Oh I forgot to say AJ’s FEET! OMG! I remember our daughter had feet that could kill at 20 paces! LOVE those little touches.

Alexanderina @ 08/26/2006 at 9:00 pm

# 280 | COLD HARD MATH | - CHM, here I am a grown ass woman crying my eyes out :) ((((SNIFFLES))))) that was so sweet, very touching and emotional, thanks for a GREAT UPATE CHM

African Girl @ 08/26/2006 at 11:39 pm

Ughh! This better post….this is the second time. Good thing I saved my post coz I couldn’t reacreate the feeling.Awwww….two new chapters for ME…and all I can say is awwwwwwww, I am also doing the sniffling thing. CHM you are a wonderful writer. I really do wish I could write like you…just beautiful. Thank you.

This better post….third time the charm…yesCHM, what can I said….you’ve got my heart and soul with this wonderful story. Another amazing chapter, like AG’s said, I wish I could write like you too.

THANKS CHM….for both of the fics….love this family….i wish it to happen in real life…except the death of Tobias….a loving long lasting family relationship….can’t wait for the new baby!!!

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/28/2006 at 10:20 pm

Thanks Guys! Like I said before, YOU ALL inspire me! Baby is coming soon……..

Zahara smiled. "Oh, the baby will look like me and Mad, maybe not on the outside, but on the inside, it will."# 280 | COLD HARD MATH —I’m finally catching up with the ffics. This was sweeeeeetttt, talk about another awwwwwwwww moment! thanks chm

Me Again! @ 08/29/2006 at 4:05 pm

Okay CHM…when is the baby or the next chapter coming…cuz I’m waiting.Great story…keep it up.

CHM-~~~~~I love the thanksgiving update! So happy Shi is getting better. Thank you for another wonderful, beautiful and fantastic new update! Love Ya!

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/30/2006 at 6:22 pm

Thanks Guys!Krissy, You are adorable!|#290 Me Again! |I was hoping to update by the holiday weekend. I don’t now. I’ve been busy this week. I’m still working on the rough draft, for the next chapter. Hopefully, I can work on it tonight.

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/31/2006 at 4:12 pm

(((((((FANFICALERT)))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYOUT OF THE BLUE……cont…….. It was a JOYEUX NOEL for the Jolie Pitt’s as they celebrated Christmas, in France. Brad and the children surprised Angelina with a trip to Paris. They all new how much she loved France. It came as a complete surprise to her. They ushered in the New Year, back in Los Angeles. Besides the holidays, the Jolie Pitt’s celebrated both Brad and Zahara’s birthdays.Angelina was now in her third trimester. She had to decline her invitation to the WEF in Davos, Switzerland. Brad did not want her to fly that far and that long. She was also grounded as a passenger and also as a pilot. Angelina could no longer fit safely and comfortably, in the cockpit of her plane. She was able to arrange a series of video and conference calls, from Davos. Both Maddox and Zahara hated going back to school. They had such a good time visiting and traveling with their family. But Maddox had something to look forward too: He would be graduating, at the end of the Spring semester. Endings and Beginings were going to be plentiful, for the Jolie Pitts. It was back to school also, for the younger Jolie Pitt children. Shiloh was in study hall with her friends, Grier Henchy and SPF, aka Sean Preston Federline. She was still in therapy with Dr. Benjamin. It was the first time, in a long time, that Shiloh had actually enjoyed the holidays. She still remembers the look on her Mother’s face, when Brad told her, they were going to spend Christmas in Paris."So, You guys went to Aspen, for the holidays?" Shiloh asked Grier.Grier looked up from her laptop. "Yeah. The skiing was fantastic. We had a really nice time. Guess who else was there?""Who?" Shiloh asked."The Cruises." Grier told her."Are you shitting me?! Did you guys run into them?" Shiloh asked."No, thank god. They were there for just a couple of days. They headed on up to Telluride." Grier explained."Well, Maui was excellent." SPF told them."I haven’t been to Maui, in long time. You guys own a home there right?" Shiloh asked him.SPF smiled at Shiloh. "Yeah, we do. Let me know anytime, you want to visit. You can stay in my room, with me."Shiloh laughed at Sean." Dream on. It will probably will be a wet one, but still dream on."Grier laughed at her friends. "You know what’s weird?""What?" Both Shiloh and SPF asked."It seems like, everyone I talk to, they are so interested, sometimes borderline obsessed with Angie and the baby. They are asking me all kinds of questions. I mean, they’re asking me, if I know if it’s a boy or a girl.""People are asking me **** too, about your Mom." SPF told Shiloh."Tell me about it. Even some of the Faculty is asking me questions. I mean, she’s not the first woman, to have a baby at her age." Shiloh complained."Yeah, but Shi? She is Angelina Jolie Pitt." Grier reminded her.Shiloh smiled. "That she is. Hey Guys, I have an idea, how we could have a little fun with these nosy *****." Shiloh got her laptop out of her backpack. She turned on her computer, and went to work. Thirty minutes later…….."Guys, take a look at this." Shiloh turned her computer around, so SPF and Grier could read the screen."Are you serious?" Grier asked."Sure. We can have a little fun." Shiloh told her.Sean laughed. "Your not only hot and smart, but you’re creative too."Shiloh looked at Sean. "I’ll take that as a compliment, I think. So, are you guys in or are you out?""I’m in." Sean told her."As long as we don’t get into any trouble, I’m in." Grier told her.Shiloh smiled at her friends.Three weeks later………… Shiloh was getting a book out of her locker, when a member of the Varsity Football team aprroached her."Hey, Shiloh. I want a piece of the action. And I’m not talking about the SUPERBOWL pool, I’m talking about the BABY pool."Shiloh looked at the senior. His neck was massive. The boy was big as an ox. Probably as dumb as one too, Shiloh thought too herself. Shiloh with the help from Grier and SPF, had started the BABY JOLIE PITT BABY POOL; BJPPBP. The pool, had become very popular, with the student body. Not only could you bet on if Angelina was having a boy or a girl, but you could also bet on the following:If Angelina was having a C-Section.If the baby would be born on a weekday or the weekend. You could bet on which day of the week, the baby would be born on.If the baby would be born in the AM or the PM.If the baby would be born on: St. Patrick’s Day, Ash Wednesday or Fat Tuesday.How many hours Angelina would be in labor.And Shiloh’s favorite: Since it was a leap year, You could bet on if, they baby would be born on February, 29……..Yes, Shiloh’s BJPBP, was very popular. "So, what are you interested in?" Shiloh asked him."$50 on that, she is having a boy. and, $25, that it will be born on a Saturday." The jock told her."Okay." Shiloh took the money from him and she put it in a large envelope. She grabbed her SIDEKICK V and entered in the information. "Don’t forget to e-mail me. I’ll send you a copy of your bets and a confirmation.""We’ll do. Later." He told her as he walked away.Shiloh double checked some more information in her ‘KICK’. Grier and SPF were walking towards her."Hey, Shi." Grier said."Hey. What’s up?" Shiloh asked."I forgot to give you this, yesterday. It’s yesterday’s take." Grier handed a envelope full of cash, to Shiloh. "I can’t believe how this has taken off. Everyone wants to be a part of this."SPF took an envelope out of his backpack. "Here’s mine, too. There’s almost a $1000 in there.""Really?" Shiloh asked smiling. She first thought up the idea, after getting bombarded and annoyed, with all the nosy questions, about her Mom and the baby. Shiloh, Grier, and SPF, were some of the FEW, that were not betting. Shiloh took care of the money and the paperwork. All three of them took bets."You know, our pool is generating more money, than the SUPERBOWL pool." Grier told them. She opened her locker."I knew that these dumb *****, would eat this **** up. I just didn’t realize, that they were this hungry." Shiloh said laughing. She put both envelopes in her backpack."I just hope we won’t get into any trouble." Grier said. She shut her locker door."We won’t. Besides, every high school in the country, has a SUPERBOWL pool going on right now. Our’s, is just a little bit different." Shiloh explained.TO BE CONT…….

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/31/2006 at 4:18 pm

(((((((FANFICALERT)))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYOUT OF THE BLUE……cont…….. It was a JOYEUX NOEL for the Jolie Pitt’s as they celebrated Christmas, in France. Brad and the children surprised Angelina with a trip to Paris. They all new how much she loved France. It came as a complete surprise to her. They ushered in the New Year, back in Los Angeles. Besides the holidays, the Jolie Pitt’s celebrated both Brad and Zahara’s birthdays.Angelina was now in her third trimester. She had to decline her invitation to the WEF in Davos, Switzerland. Brad did not want her to fly that far and that long. She was also grounded as a passenger and also as a pilot. Angelina could no longer fit safely and comfortably, in the cockpit of her plane. She was able to arrange a series of video and conference calls, from Davos. Both Maddox and Zahara hated going back to school. They had such a good time visiting and traveling with their family. But Maddox had something to look forward too: He would be graduating, at the end of the Spring semester. Endings and Beginings were going to be plentiful, for the Jolie Pitts. It was back to school also, for the younger Jolie Pitt children. Shiloh was in study hall with her friends, Grier Henchy and SPF, aka Sean Preston Federline. She was still in therapy with Dr. Benjamin. It was the first time, in a long time, that Shiloh had actually enjoyed the holidays. She still remembers the look on her Mother’s face, when Brad told her, they were going to spend Christmas in Paris."So, You guys went to Aspen, for the holidays?" Shiloh asked Grier.Grier looked up from her laptop. "Yeah. The skiing was fantastic. We had a really nice time. Guess who else was there?""Who?" Shiloh asked."The Cruises." Grier told her."Are you shitting me?! Did you guys run into them?" Shiloh asked."No, thank god. They were there for just a couple of days. They headed on up to Telluride." Grier explained."Well, Maui was excellent." SPF told them."I haven’t been to Maui, in long time. You guys own a home there right?" Shiloh asked him.SPF smiled at Shiloh. "Yeah, we do. Let me know anytime, you want to visit. You can stay in my room, with me."Shiloh laughed at Sean." Dream on. It will probably will be a wet one, but still dream on."Grier laughed at her friends. "You know what’s weird?""What?" Both Shiloh and SPF asked."It seems like, everyone I talk to, they are so interested, sometimes borderline obsessed with Angie and the baby. They are asking me all kinds of questions. I mean, they’re asking me, if I know if it’s a boy or a girl.""People are asking me **** too, about your Mom." SPF told Shiloh."Tell me about it. Even some of the Faculty is asking me questions. I mean, she’s not the first woman, to have a baby at her age." Shiloh complained."Yeah, but Shi? She is Angelina Jolie Pitt." Grier reminded her.Shiloh smiled. "That she is. Hey Guys, I have an idea, how we could have a little fun with these nosy *****." Shiloh got her laptop out of her backpack. She turned on her computer, and went to work. Thirty minutes later…….."Guys, take a look at this." Shiloh turned her computer around, so SPF and Grier could read the screen."Are you serious?" Grier asked."Sure. We can have a little fun." Shiloh told her.Sean laughed. "Your not only hot and smart, but you’re creative too."Shiloh looked at Sean. "I’ll take that as a compliment, I think. So, are you guys in or are you out?""I’m in." Sean told her."As long as we don’t get into any trouble, I’m in." Grier told her.Shiloh smiled at her friends.Three weeks later………… Shiloh was getting a book out of her locker, when a member of the Varsity Football team aprroached her."Hey, Shiloh. I want a piece of the action. And I’m not talking about the SUPERBOWL pool, I’m talking about the BABY pool."Shiloh looked at the senior. His neck was massive. The boy was big as an ox. Probably as dumb as one too, Shiloh thought too herself. Shiloh with the help from Grier and SPF, had started the BABY JOLIE PITT BABY POOL; BJPPBP. The pool, had become very popular, with the student body. Not only could you bet on if Angelina was having a boy or a girl, but you could also bet on the following:If Angelina was having a C-Section.If the baby would be born on a weekday or the weekend. You could bet on which day of the week, the baby would be born on.If the baby would be born in the AM or the PM.If the baby would be born on: St. Patrick’s Day, Ash Wednesday or Fat Tuesday.How many hours Angelina would be in labor.And Shiloh’s favorite: Since it was a leap year, You could bet on if, they baby would be born on February, 29……..Yes, Shiloh’s BJPBP, was very popular. "So, what are you interested in?" Shiloh asked him."$50 on that, she is having a boy. and, $25, that it will be born on a Saturday." The jock told her."Okay." Shiloh took the money from him and she put it in a large envelope. She grabbed her SIDEKICK V and entered in the information. "Don’t forget to e-mail me. I’ll send you a copy of your bets and a confirmation.""We’ll do. Later." He told her as he walked away.Shiloh double checked some more information in her ‘KICK’. Grier and SPF were walking towards her."Hey, Shi." Grier said."Hey. What’s up?" Shiloh asked."I forgot to give you this, yesterday. It’s yesterday’s take." Grier handed a envelope full of cash, to Shiloh. "I can’t believe how this has taken off. Everyone wants to be a part of this."SPF took an envelope out of his backpack. "Here’s mine, too. There’s almost a $1000 in there.""Really?" Shiloh asked smiling. She first thought up the idea, after getting bombarded and annoyed, with all the nosy questions, about her Mom and the baby. Shiloh, Grier, and SPF, were some of the FEW, that were not betting. Shiloh took care of the money and the paperwork. All three of them took bets."You know, our pool is generating more money, than the SUPERBOWL pool." Grier told them. She opened her locker."I knew that these dumb *****, would eat this **** up. I just didn’t realize, that they were this hungry." Shiloh said laughing. She put both envelopes in her backpack."I just hope we won’t get into any trouble." Grier said. She shut her locker door."We won’t. Besides, every high school in the country, has a SUPERBOWL pool going on right now. Our’s, is just a little bit different." Shiloh explained.TO BE CONT…….

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/31/2006 at 4:19 pm

(((((((FANFICALERT)))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLYOUT OF THE BLUE……cont…….. It was a JOYEUX NOEL for the Jolie Pitt’s as they celebrated Christmas, in France. Brad and the children surprised Angelina with a trip to Paris. They all new how much she loved France. It came as a complete surprise to her. They ushered in the New Year, back in Los Angeles. Besides the holidays, the Jolie Pitt’s celebrated both Brad and Zahara’s birthdays.Angelina was now in her third trimester. She had to decline her invitation to the WEF in Davos, Switzerland. Brad did not want her to fly that far and that long. She was also grounded as a passenger and also as a pilot. Angelina could no longer fit safely and comfortably, in the cockpit of her plane. She was able to arrange a series of video and conference calls, from Davos. Both Maddox and Zahara hated going back to school. They had such a good time visiting and traveling with their family. But Maddox had something to look forward too: He would be graduating, at the end of the Spring semester. Endings and Beginings were going to be plentiful, for the Jolie Pitts. It was back to school also, for the younger Jolie Pitt children. Shiloh was in study hall with her friends, Grier Henchy and SPF, aka Sean Preston Federline. She was still in therapy with Dr. Benjamin. It was the first time, in a long time, that Shiloh had actually enjoyed the holidays. She still remembers the look on her Mother’s face, when Brad told her, they were going to spend Christmas in Paris."So, You guys went to Aspen, for the holidays?" Shiloh asked Grier.Grier looked up from her laptop. "Yeah. The skiing was fantastic. We had a really nice time. Guess who else was there?""Who?" Shiloh asked."The Cruises." Grier told her."Are you shitting me?! Did you guys run into them?" Shiloh asked."No, thank god. They were there for just a couple of days. They headed on up to Telluride." Grier explained."Well, Maui was excellent." SPF told them."I haven’t been to Maui, in long time. You guys own a home there right?" Shiloh asked him.SPF smiled at Shiloh. "Yeah, we do. Let me know anytime, you want to visit. You can stay in my room, with me."Shiloh laughed at Sean." Dream on. It will probably will be a wet one, but still dream on."Grier laughed at her friends. "You know what’s weird?""What?" Both Shiloh and SPF asked."It seems like, everyone I talk to, they are so interested, sometimes borderline obsessed with Angie and the baby. They are asking me all kinds of questions. I mean, they’re asking me, if I know if it’s a boy or a girl.""People are asking me **** too, about your Mom." SPF told Shiloh."Tell me about it. Even some of the Faculty is asking me questions. I mean, she’s not the first woman, to have a baby at her age." Shiloh complained."Yeah, but Shi? She is Angelina Jolie Pitt." Grier reminded her.Shiloh smiled. "That she is. Hey Guys, I have an idea, how we could have a little fun with these nosy *****." Shiloh got her laptop out of her backpack. She turned on her computer, and went to work. Thirty minutes later…….."Guys, take a look at this." Shiloh turned her computer around, so SPF and Grier could read the screen."Are you serious?" Grier asked."Sure. We can have a little fun." Shiloh told her.Sean laughed. "Your not only hot and smart, but you’re creative too."Shiloh looked at Sean. "I’ll take that as a compliment, I think. So, are you guys in or are you out?""I’m in." Sean told her."As long as we don’t get into any trouble, I’m in." Grier told her.Shiloh smiled at her friends.Three weeks later………… Shiloh was getting a book out of her locker, when a member of the Varsity Football team aprroached her."Hey, Shiloh. I want a piece of the action. And I’m not talking about the SUPERBOWL pool, I’m talking about the BABY pool."Shiloh looked at the senior. His neck was massive. The boy was big as an ox. Probably as dumb as one too, Shiloh thought too herself. Shiloh with the help from Grier and SPF, had started the BABY JOLIE PITT BABY POOL; BJPPBP. The pool, had become very popular, with the student body. Not only could you bet on if Angelina was having a boy or a girl, but you could also bet on the following:If Angelina was having a C-Section.If the baby would be born on a weekday or the weekend. You could bet on which day of the week, the baby would be born on.If the baby would be born in the AM or the PM.If the baby would be born on: St. Patrick’s Day, Ash Wednesday or Fat Tuesday.How many hours Angelina would be in labor.And Shiloh’s favorite: Since it was a leap year, You could bet on if, they baby would be born on February, 29……..Yes, Shiloh’s BJPBP, was very popular. "So, what are you interested in?" Shiloh asked him."$50 on that, she is having a boy. and, $25, that it will be born on a Saturday." The jock told her."Okay." Shiloh took the money from him and she put it in a large envelope. She grabbed her SIDEKICK V and entered in the information. "Don’t forget to e-mail me. I’ll send you a copy of your bets and a confirmation.""We’ll do. Later." He told her as he walked away.Shiloh double checked some more information in her ‘KICK’. Grier and SPF were walking towards her."Hey, Shi." Grier said."Hey. What’s up?" Shiloh asked."I forgot to give you this, yesterday. It’s yesterday’s take." Grier handed a envelope full of cash, to Shiloh. "I can’t believe how this has taken off. Everyone wants to be a part of this."SPF took an envelope out of his backpack. "Here’s mine, too. There’s almost a $1000 in there.""Really?" Shiloh asked smiling. She first thought up the idea, after getting bombarded and annoyed, with all the nosy questions, about her Mom and the baby. Shiloh, Grier, and SPF, were some of the FEW, that were not betting. Shiloh took care of the money and the paperwork. All three of them took bets."You know, our pool is generating more money, than the SUPERBOWL pool." Grier told them. She opened her locker."I knew that these dumb *****, would eat this **** up. I just didn’t realize, that they were this hungry." Shiloh said laughing. She put both envelopes in her backpack."I just hope we won’t get into any trouble." Grier said. She shut her locker door."We won’t. Besides, every high school in the country, has a SUPERBOWL pool going on right now. Our’s, is just a little bit different." Shiloh explained.TO BE CONT…….

Alexanderina @ 08/31/2006 at 4:51 pm

CHM, AWESOME UPDATE, LOVE IT. Shiloh Shiloh, what are we going to do with you lol, that child is priceless, can’t wait to see how her new endeavor turns out lol

CHM-~~~~Sean and Shiloh sittin’ in a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G! As Shiloh would put it, lol. Love the new update girl. Absolutely cannot wait for the baby! I want to be part of the bet! Oh wait, this is an imaginary pool? Damn. New update please?

OMG-shiloh, very unlike her name, nothing peaceful about that! lucky she has AJ as her mother…hey, I’ll put in $25.00 for the pool too….hint hint, a baby boy would be nice.thank you so much for the update, you are the best.

COLD HARD MATH @ 08/31/2006 at 6:13 pm

(((((((((FANFICALERT))))))))PURE FICTION/ENTERTAINMENT ONLY.OUT OF THE BLUE…….cont…….. "Do you guys want to hang out, after school?" SPF asked. He was looking for something, in his pockets."I can’t. Dentist appointment." Grier explained."After my appointment with Dr. Benjamin, I’m free. I don’t have a sixth period today. I want to deposit this money. Why don’t you meet me later, at my house. There’s some POOL money in my room. We can go to the bank, and then do something after that." Shiloh told him."Meet you later in your, room?" SPF asked smiling."My HOUSE." Shiloh corrected him."Okay. I’ll see you ******* later." SPF told them.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Brad was sitting in his office at PLAN B PRODUCTIONS, with Andy Garcia and Don Cheadle. The three men, had been good friends ever since they filmed, the first OCEAN’S movie, OCEAN ELEVEN. Brad was producing the movie that Don was directing and that, Andy was starring in. It was the same film that Brad, was going to direct, before he found out, that Angelina was pregnant. If he couldn’t direct it, Brad was glad that Don was availible, to come on board. He was also grateful, that Andy was availible."Schedule looks good, my man." Andy told Brad."Good. Looks like we’ll finish up, before Alessandra’s wedding." Brad told him. Alessandra was Andy’s, youngest daughter."I appreciate it." Andy told him."I can’t believe she is getting married. It seems like yesterday, she was running around the O11 SET." Don said smiling."I know. This is the last daughter, I have to give away." Andy told them.Don looked at Brad."Just wait. Zahara will be next."Brad laughed. "Not so fast. She just started college. She still has Medical school, ahead of her."Andy laughed. He looked at Brad and Don. "Donny, This S.O.B. is still making babies, not giving away daughters, at weddings."Brad couldn’t help but chuckle."Alright, Alright. Yeah, I’m still making babies. But aren’t you guys forgetting something?""What?" Don asked."Yeah, What are we forgetting?" Andy asked him."Look who am I making babies, with." Brad reminded them. He had a huge smile on his face.Don and Andy looked at one another, then at Brad." "You got a point there." Andy said laughing.Brad’s cell phone, interrupted the good time, that they were having. He looked at the caller id. It was Shiloh’s school.Brad apologized."Sorry guys. Will you excuse me? I have to take this call."Shiloh’s session went very well that afternoon. Since SPF had his driver’s license, Shiloh decided that they would use her Jeep. They went to the bank, got something to eat, did a little shopping and now they were heading back, to the Jolie Pitt home."I think we should still keep on accepting bets, for another couple of weeks. At least, until the SUPERBOWL." Shiloh explained. She was concentrating on the traffic."Sounds good to me." SPF looked around Shiloh’s Jeep. "This is a sweet ride, Shi.""Thanks." Shiloh told him."It’s not like my ride, but it’s still sweet." SPF said smiling.Shiloh glanced at him." Like I said, thanks. Hey! Put that **** away! You are not going to smoke, in my jeep!"SPF shook his head and reluctantly, put the cigarette back into it’s box. He looked at Shiloh. "You didn’t come to a complete stop, at that last STOP sign."Shiloh glanced at SPF. "Yes, I did.""No, you didn’t".Shiloh looked at SPF and then in her rear view mirror."Oh, ****! I guess, I didn’t.""Told you!" SPF said smiling."No, It looks like we’re going to have to tell, him." Shiloh said.There was a police car behind them. His light was flashing."Oh, ****!" SPF said.Shiloih had no choice: She had to pull over.The police car pulled over and parked right behind them."I can’t believe this" Shiloh said. SPF remained quiet, since his outburst.The Police Officer, got out of his squad car and walked up to the drivers side of Shiloh’s Jeep. "Good Afternoon. You didn’t come to a complete stop, at that last STOP sign. May I see your License, registration and proof of insurance, please?"Shiloh got her backpack out of the backseat. She turned to SPF." Sean, Can you get the registration and my insurance card, out of the glove compartment, please?"Shiloh took her Learner’s Permit out of her wallet. SPF got the registration and the proof of insurance, out of the glove compartment. He handed the documents to Shiloh. She in turn, handed them to the Police Officer. SPF slumped down in his seat.The Police Officer looked at the permit and the registration. "Miss Pitt, This is just a Learner’s Permit. You’re supposed to be driving, with a licensed driver.""Oh, I am." Shiloh looked at SPF. "Sean, Show him your License."SPF looked at Shiloh. He dug in his backpocket of his jeans. He took out his wallet and his License. He handed it to Shiloh, who proceeded to hand it to the Police Officer."I’ll be right back." The Police Officer told them. He walked back to his squad car."Uh, Shi. There’s something I need to tell you.""What? What is it?""It’s about my License.""What about your License?"SPF looked around and then back at Shiloh." Well, it isn’t valid.""What the ****, did you just say?" Shiloh asked him.SPF looked like he was about to cry. "My License is not valid. It’s suspended. I had too many unpaid parking and speeding tickets."Shiloh could not believe what she was hearing."****! You dumb *******! Why didn’t you tell me?!!"Look, I’M SORRY!" SPF tried to apologize.Shiloh shook her head. "You STUPID ****!"The Police Officer made his way, back to Shiloh’s Jeep. "Son, Your License has been suspended for 90 days. Are you aware of that?""Yes sir." SPF answered in a small voice."Miss Pitt, You are only allowed to drive a vehicle with a driver, that has a valid License. I’m sorry, but I am going to have to ask both of you, to step out of the vehicle.""Why? What’s going on?" Shiloh asked."You can’t drive this vehicle. Neither can Mr Federline. I’m going to have to tow it in." The Police Officer explained."Are you serious? Shiloh asked. She looked at SPF and then back at the, Officer."Please, get out of the vehicle." He asked them again.At this time, a few people were gathered around. Shiloh and SPF stood on the sidewalk. As the Police Officer, started to write up Shiloh’s ticket, something on the floor of the Jeep, on the passenger’s side, caught his attention. He walked over to the passenger’s side and picked up the object. It was a joint. He held it up, so both Shiloh and SPF could see it. "Well, Who does this belong to?"SPF REALLY looked like he was going to cry. Shiloh looked at him. She shook her head. I am so FUCKED! She thought to herself.TO BE CONT……….

Original Curious @ 08/31/2006 at 6:47 pm

Oh that’s our Shiloh! Why do I get the feeling she’s in hot water everywhere again? *shakes head* I coulda told her SPF isn’t the kid to hang with! I hope they aren’t too hard on her this time. Really, she was creative in the first instance, and, ignorant [yeah, Brad, I know, no excuse] in the second.Thanks for the update[s] CHM

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