Brad Pitt: Ocean's 13 Set

Hey BAMZS fans I am #1 for the first time. Brad is looking fine.

3rd!! damn he looks GREAT!! Thanks j@red!

Such a hottie!!!!! Maybe MADDOX will adopt daddy Braddy’s hairstyle!

Looking hot and yummy! He is so boyish!

Love u Brad! You still GOT it Brad! Angelina’s one lucky gal.

#8 MeAlwyz- Are you talking about your Aniston? Is that you scot? So many disguises. Or maybe jizzy or better yet ileah,mary,miss reality,miss orleans,miss canada. so obvious for us. Please do not leave trail of evidence.

I will always support you Brad. You got a good family now. With Ange & the kids, how can you go wrong on this.

It’s not a crime to look 25 when you are in fact 45 yrs old!!! Damn Brad looks so fineeeeeee

Brad you are the man! Thank Goodness the X is out your sight. Enjoy your life with Angie. Rock on BAMZS

Brad looks good on the Ocean set and rockn on his bike, Brad is bless with happiness to have Angie and their children. Brad is in love with his family and it shows on his face.

Looking great Brad. I love Angie so Brad is on my good book.

WOW! HE IS SO COOL :DI LUV HIM…hehe

Brad is like a fine wine, getting yummier as yrs go by. Brad rock!

Thanks so much JJ. you made my day complete. Brad, you’re so delicious, I thank God that you and Ms. Angie made a beautiful family. Thank you also for making a very nice moves and decisions in your life, especially by getting rid of that chiny Chinifer

You star crazed fans are foolish! I don’t like Aniston either but Brad Pitt is in full midlife crisis mode! He in no way looks 25, he looks 45 and desperate! Most importantly he looks completely pathetic! No one is jealous of him, the guy is a loser!

# 29 | MeAlwyz Brad is in full midlife crisis mode? I think not. Most 45 year olds would wish they look like him. He’s desperate? Boy, are you reaching! Why is the guy a loser? He’s got his looks, his career is red hot with Oscar buzz for Babel, he’s got the hottest partner and three of the cutest kids in the universe — if that is what you define as pathetic, then I don’t know what’s successful to you.

His life is complete. He’s happy, in love and has beautiful children.

He’s happy at last…away from ****** mangy.

# 29 | MeAlwyz |BP is a loser, huh? Well, that ‘loser’ has gotten your attention, hasn’t he? So much so, that you’ve spent your time writing comments about him and seem to have a knowledge about him to proclaim that he is in mid-life crisis mode. All of that thought for a loser, right? You see, most people opt to ignore people they deem being beneath their sensibilities, instead of wasting their time convincing ‘fans’ that he is the loser.

That isn’t the WB set. That was for costume fitting and pictures. You won’t see any of them filming on the WB lot once full production starts. WB will release and allow video to the entertainment networks when they want to.

#29 MealwyzI think you’ve got the wrong angle on this! Most guys who go through a mid-life crisis ditch the family, ditch the stability, run around trying to avoid their responsibilities, ditch the family wagon for a porsche, ditch the wife for a self-focused, taut’n'terrific fake-tan bottle blonde! Seems to me Brad did quite the reverse - family, wagon, settled etc etc! What you can’t handle is that what he did do was ditch the *****!

Hell yeah, he’s in mid-life crisis mode! When a man is in his 40’s, he starts to question where he’s been and what he’s been doing with his life and where it’s all going. Where’s the meaning? Men have spent their lives building careers, and then they stop and miss their youth and get a red sports car and try to find where they should be going. Brad hit a wall with that boring life and said, "Is this all there is?" HELL NO!!! In full mid-life crisis mode, he realized he was still IN his youth, hadn’t grown much with that shallow whiner as his partner, and looked around and noticed he could MAKE his life meaningful if he just ditched the selfish anchor holding him back. The one who didn’t support anything he was interested in, the one who put him down when he tried to do something of substance, the one jealous of his friends and colleagues. So, he became involved in the ONE organization, he found peace and fulfillment with a woman who supports his endeavors, opens the world to him, and lets him be free and totally himself. He got the family he always wanted, and is raising three kids and wanting more.Yeah, sometimes a mid-life crisis is a good thing — and Brad found a more meaningful life, and is so much happier, sexier, and more at peace than ever!! I think the crisis is over and what we are seeing now is a man living a full life, happy he made this move before it was too late, and not even wasting time to regret the wasted seven years before it. He has everything a man could want or need now. Including a hot body and a happening hairstyle to keep having fun even with a deeper, more giving lifestyle!

brad looks great! did i posted aready my new video?? lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weiYrL_w9Xgangie 4 life!

Who gives a sh*t about "Lainey" she’s an idiot and wannabe. Puleeze

even yummy with helmet hair! dear God, can i PLEASE be angelina jolie for just one night? PLEASE!on second thought, i’d get addicted and want to stay and there’d be nobody to be me. sigh!

Brad loves Poker, Im happy to heat that the director has drivers for the cast if they have been booze"in

in touch magazine pathetic story :with the pics of brad ,angie and maddox in malibu ( angelina had her shoes off,ans brad loooked very tense with the papz …)according to people who saw them in Malibu they looked tense!! and Angelina always calls her ex when thing are not going well for her…

i love papa brad! yummy!

FYI- to FFThe calls are not to her ex.She is calling the hotshots in D.C. to make sure movies for refugees( Aniston’s project) are great movies of hope, inspirations and educational in nature. What we don’t need is a riot of unhappy refugees after watching a maniston flick.Phew … I’ll take tomatoes, no rocks/stones please…..

Wow, nice photos of Brad. Thanks Jared. You are really nice to us. Can/t wait to see Oceans 13 next year!

Good Morning Everyone!What a way to start my day!! Pictures of the man himself. I have a few questions for the folks who are taking about ‘looking 40′, ‘looking 25′. First of all, what are the definite ways a person is ’suppose’ to look at 40? At 25? I hate it when people state, ‘Gee, you don’t look 40′. What’s that suppose to mean? My niece is 12 years old, but looks like she should be in high school. She’s tall and dresses in the ‘newest’ clothes without looking like Posh Spice — if you get what I mean? Someone came up to me and told me she looked 16. WHAT’S 16 SUPPOSE TO LOOK LIKE? She’s taller than all of her friends and her friends are OLDER than she is. So, please give me a break on that one. Now, let’s discuss the word ‘adopt’. Why can’t we call Mad ‘Brad’s son’. Why do some people refer to him as ‘Brad’s adopted son’? IT’S HIS SON!! That’s the way he sees it and that’s the way Mad sees it. As much as I cannot stand Tom Cruise, I hate it when some jerk labels the pictures of his children ‘adopted’. Now about JA. Let’s keep her out of this. She’s a ‘memory’ and should not be brought up again. For those of you who are JA fans, please take out your frustrations on other sites, as it’s really old now. OK, that’s it for me right now. LOVE THE PICTURES!! THANKS JJ.Everyone have a super day and stay cool!!

# 57 | freidafloFunny, everytime there is a picture of Brad talking on the phone AniSTONERS go on rampage fantasizing he is calling X. How sad is that?

# 46 | lainey gossip | Yeah LAINEY, whatever!!!!

Be sane #63: Very sad indeed! Thanks Jared for the pixs. I hope we cn see Shiloh soon.

hey # 51 How come it’s o.k. for Braddy to drink but you people were all over Jen for (supposedly) drinking in yesterdays posts?

QQQQ but Braddy did just start a family…does drinking help that cause?

HOLLYWOOD HEART-THROBS BRAD AND JUDE BACK AT WORK3 AUGUST 2006Two of Hollywood’s biggest heart-throbs, Brad Pitt and Jude Law, were back in action on Wednesday as they filmed scenes for their latest flicks. And like any leading man worth his salt, Angelina’s beau made a typically dramatic entrance, arriving on his Hellcat motorcyle.Fatherhood doesn’t seem to have slowed The Mr & Mrs Smith star down one bit despite the inevitable sleepless nights. Angelina Jolie’s beau was clearly revved up for his new movie, Ocean’s 13, as he sped onto the LA set on his Confederate F131 mean machine – a model also loved by Tom Cruise.

Does anyone know what type of motorcycle he drives…..I want one!!!

Where’s his rings??missing 1 month ago.

Good lovin’ at home has an amazing effect on a man….Ummm hmmmHe’s looking very handsome and rearing to go, he seems to have alot of energy these days. I love that they are getting some positive press. there will always be a small negative element out there who wil take swipes at B&A. Some people just can’t stand happy endings, you know.

Ya’ll stop fixating on the rings, seriously, which ones they wearing, whether they are wearing them or not….it doesn’t say anything about their relationship.

# 79 | dragonfly I couldn’t agree more. Something different about him - handsome, sexy, suave and debonaire. An air of pure contentment.

Hi Bamzs fans! Thank you JJ for the new Brad’s pics. I agree, he’s like wine, getting better with age. Ignore the haters. Life is precious. There are so many other things to be grateful for. Hate = Misery. Hello to my kababayans!

Thank you jj, Brad is looking hot as always

Brad you are the man! Thank Goodness the X is out your sight. Enjoy your life with Angie. Rock on BAMZS # 17 | scot =====================ITA

Thanks Jared for the new pictures.Brad is a HOT Daddy!He looks good.Well I guess we should get ready for the trolls and their tabloid garbage.

No one is jealous of him, the guy is a loser! # 29 | MeAlwyz ========================Man face X did not think so, that is why she crys to the moon every night.. tee he he. Brad dumped her, now his life is complete with Angelina and kids. Aint life grand.

I can’t wait to see Babel, gotta support my family. Brad is looking so laid-back and content…congrats Brad, life is beautiful and now you know that happiness IS possible…

Morning All!Thanks Jared for the new pics!Brad, FATHERHOOD looks fabulous on you! You wear it well! YOU GO BRAD!THEN.NOW.FOREVER.BAMZS WILL ALWAYS ROCK!

Brad you are the man! Thank Goodness the X is out your sight. Enjoy your life with Angie. Rock on BAMZS# 17 | scot ————-ITA # 91 | wakamboo : BS, get loss!

# 8 | MeAlwyz If you want to harp on people in their 40s who are still dressing like they’re 25, then you’re on the wrong board. I haven’t seen BP wearing anything inappropriate for his age - EVER. If you feel the need to ***** about celebs in or near their 40s who insist on dressing like they’re 25, then here’s a few people for you to go find threads on — Pamela Anderson, Age 39 - always seen with her fake boobs hanging out of low-cut shirts & dresses, clunky ho shoes, hair teased to the max, in a bikini, assorted other ho gear or butt-nekkid while sunbathing with her pre-teen sons- Janet Jackson, Age 40 - Frequently seen with her fake boobs hanging out of low-cut shirts & dresses, tight jeans that a 12 year-old wouldn’t wear, and bad fake hair and weaves- Anna Nicole Smith, Age 38 - When not pregnant, can frequently bee seen with boobs hanging out of low-cut shirts & dresses, high-heeled ****-me ho shoes, and tight jeans that show her camel toe- Courtney Love - Age 41 - requently seen with fake boobs hanging out of low-cut shirts & dresses, spikey ho heels and a severe case of bed-hair

Madonna doing something besides sending Kabala water to people dying for food and clothing? I’m sorry, but she’s not one of my favourite people, and I think she’s doing this only for publicity. If it helps the people who really need it, then I’m 100% for it, it’s just I can’t believe that she’s doing this from the buttom of her heart — if you get why I mean? Sorry to those Madonna lovers out there. Please don’t hate me.

# 103 | Maria | I believe she’s friends with Brad thru her husband and because of this maybe she wanted to help… i don’t think the orphan kids care one way or the other. any help is good….

we need to create a whole new list for him where the interval between him and the next person on the list is from here to Missouri. # 68 | African Girl ++++++++++++++++++++Um…AG…aren’t you in Chi-town? MO ain’t that far from you!

Well it looks like BP never lost the sexy.

QQQ. Point taken. ANY help is something than NONE at all.

Maria, I echo your feelings about Madge, I was a bit incredulous as to her motives, too. What’s that "bits and bobs" phrase about? haha!! She’s so fake British it’s just too tacky to talk about! And QQQQ, you put my head straight, too. You are right, the orphans don;t care. And who knows, if her motives aren’t comletely altrusitic in the beginning (and maybe they are) if she does get involved, it will stir up some profound feelings in her as well. So the end will justify the means.Oh, and once again, Brad is sex-ay. He is rockin’ that bike, and he’s speeding off because he can’t wait to get home to his Angel-baby.

WHAT KIND OF SUNGLASSES ARE THOSE? WHAT KIND OF SUNGLASSES ARE THOSE? WHAT KIND OF SUNGLASSES ARE THOSE?? WHAT KIND OF SUNGLASSES ARE THOSE? WHaT KIND OF SUNGLASSES ARE THOSE? WHAT KIND OF SUNGLASSES ARE THOSE?? What KIND OF SUNGLASSES ARE THOSE? WHAT KIND OF SUNGLASSES ARE THOSE> ID LIKE A PAIR.

NOTE TO THE REGULARSI left you guys a note on the last thread (post your replys there, please)…I need some info…there’s a fanfic at the end of the rainbow…now if I can only get there…

Click on the x17 link above and you can see a short video of him leaving on his bike.

Hi Dragonfly. I live on BBC America. I love British movies, comedies, etc. I grew up listening to all types of English accents, so it was so outrageous to me when I’m watching a show called, "Parkinson" that she’s got this accent going………….and not a very good one at that!!! I was, "What a pretencious cow". Want to clear something up, though. BP is friends with her husband, as he made a movie which R directed.QQQ. Thanks for keeping our ‘gray cells’ on what really matters.

Sorry guys, ignore my post #119. CHM already gave the link.

Helmet hair or not, he looks goood. And at least he still has hair.

Don’t ever dump Angie, Brad….

Dragon FlyWow, you are right on point. The goddess circle is a beautiful notion but some people have turned it into a bitching fest.Another thing to add y’all, Jolie seems to understand that joy comes in helping others not just yourself.

While surfing the TV last night, I just happened to tune in on an episode of Sex in the City where Carrie turns 35. She was freaking out because she was getting older, then was bummed when noone showed up for her b-day dinner and whining about not having a man in her life. She felt all alone and was not sure if there was such a thing as a soulmate.Well, her friends told her that they were the soulmates. I guess that meant they didn’t need a man to complete themselves. She was happy after that and happier still when Big showed up at the end.The point to this story is, the goddess circle seem to be emulating the NYC gals. I bet they watch the show and relate to it so much that all those lunches and sleepovers are like the real life version of the thing. I bet the X thinks of herself as the Carrie of the group and she’s got a certain someone pegged as Big.She can fool around with other guys, he can even marry another girl, but he always came back to her. The man may not be her soulmate, but she bags him in the end because that’s the way it has to be.So, how many Friends fans are Sex in the City fans?In syndication, they follow each other in programming. That could also explain why the X fans are so sure that she’ll get her guy back.Just a thought.

Hmm so I wonder who plays Samantha in her circle of friends? lol. Thanks j@red for these gorgeous pics. bamzs totally rocks. BTW I love the helmet hair.

Brad looks great with a little pep in his step - I might add. I wish all men at 42 looked that good. That note about staying in contact with Mad is very sweet. Lainey, get lost – personally, I don’t want Brad on your stupid list. # 120 | dragonfly – great point about the ‘goddess circle’ Leave it Jen and her hens to find a way to degrade it.

Oh God Brad looks Good. Thanks Jared..

# 137 | MeAlwyz And how’s your day going? jpf

# 137 | MeAlwyz |=======================So do ALL stars date/marry for publicity. Are all stars Asexual, and only date because they will be their picture in a rag magizine. Or is it just Brad who dates/marries for publicity. Are you saying he really does not like women? Who else did he date for pubicity other than X and Angie. And again, is it all stars or just Brad?And regarding them maybe breaking up in the future, Well that’s their business, I will still be a fan to both of them. As I was before they got together. One thing for sure, His and Her children will always have them bonded. Rather they stay or split. yanno.

lol.. Yea Brad is a 20 million dollar Mimbo.. Good oneMealwyz. I wish I could find a Mimbo like that for me too.

# 137 | MeAlwyz ….if….if….ever they break up LIFE GOES ON….unlike you FANISTONS who are living on the golden couple era and could not move forward….pity pathetic losers!!

Some of you guys are hilarious and make my day, if seeing a pic of Brad Pitt makes your day, you must have a very boring life!

Maria, I have watched Little Britain several times, and it is a hoot! The only problem I have with AbFab is that it is out of production and they didn’t make nearly enough of them! Well, that, and the fact that they talk so fast I know I am missing some jokes because I didn’t catch what they said, haha! I’ll have to look for "Fools and Horses" because I really appreciate British humor.As for Brad & Angie breaking up, sure, anything is possible, but I am more about living in the moment, and at this moment thay are very much together. All signs indicate, however, they are in it for the long run, especially since the foundation of this relationship is so different than that of his last one. Just look at the way he described his marriage to Jen when he was in it, and the statement he released with Jen about his divorce when they separated….his relationship with Angie has nothing to "mergers", "experiements", or "deceit". His foundation with Angie is all about passion, for each other and for life.

On Ted C’s column today he asked someone named Missy Peregym or something like that what they were watching at the movies these days, and she said,"Anything that looks fun and is actually a comedy–instead of like the most miserable thing you’ve ever been through, like The Break-Up, where you just wanted to go and drink afterward."

AND some of you guys are ******* hilarious reading and posting comments IF YOU don’t care at all about BAMZS/fans. Says a lot, doesn’t it?

#150 JudyAnd what about you? What kind of life do you have if WE make your day?

BRAD IS MORE HOTTER THAN ANGELINA AND JENNIFER TOGETHER AND THAT IS A FACT!!!

#155 JudyHmmm…..hmm, Well you say that now

Expect to see more of Vaughnaston now that Brad is out and about.

hellopot: Some of your silly comments actually do make me laugh..some of them are disgusting and make me sick…especially when you make stupid sh-t up…

# 165 | CLINIQUA You could be right… I noticed that she is looking rather piqued these days and seemed to have aged somewhat.

# 155 | judy | "Kiki…I am a JA fan, and I have never heard that bullsh-t story that you just told, it sounds stupid even to me, I mean really..think about it…why in the world would she do that? I felt bad that the 2 of them were getting divorced, and it had to be played out in the media, but I never thought it was some conspiracy."Judy, i have sad news for you, this conspiracy theory was invented by the Anistonfans themselves at Anistoncenter. I remember, fans debated this option in February 2005 and deemed very likeable… This tells something about their way of thinking.

Well..I guess they’re still together. There are pictures of Jennifer, Vince, Courtney, and David enteringBeverly Wilshire Hotel together dated 8-3-06. # 163 | Barb *************************What?! You mean she’s NOT back w/ Brad?? ROFLMAO Bwahahahahaha! …and OMG, you called it #164 Hello Pot. She is so sad. I wonder if Vince has ANYONE at ALL, telling him she is career suicide when he isn’t pimping her out for her breakup & triangle drama w/ the Jolie-Pitts for TBU. I think they’ve planned some kind of strategic ‘weaning,’ where VV won’t just disappear totally at the drop of hat (no matter how much he probably WANTS to) - that they’ll get together occasionally as pals w/ other people (alone w/ Maniston would be just too TOO much..muahaha), so the media won’t see their TBreakUp promos/publicity as completely famewhorish and fake, and start calling them out…which they had already begun to do. I guess Vince slunk back in the nick of time (’Vince get BACK HER! We need to make an appearance somewhere!!). hahaha By the way, I was skimming NE in the grocery the other day, and did you know Mike Walker - columnist, has been consistently painting her a a nag, and a killjoy for some time now…it’s hilarious, he calls her ’sourpuss.’Otherwise, I just KNOW, Brad has to be looking at that quartet and thinking - ‘better you than me, Vince-O, better you than me pal!’ It’s so sad how her life is the exact same, bitching with her goddess lackeys and trailing around after the Coxes…only diff is, she’s just plugged in a less successful, homely guy in place of Pitt - other than that, nothing has changed. Same old boring dud Jen…have a toast and a cig Jen - cheers!

hellopot: you are a classic example of someone who makes absolutely no sense at all, its impossible to have a discussion with someone like you…take your meds, and get out of the heat…By the way, show me a post where I made anything up! You can’t , never happened, but some AJ fans make up really stupid s–t just to get a rise out of JA fans…I truly want Pitt and Jolie to stay together, they deserve each other..take that any way you want..

Thanks, JJ. I really like Brad’s hair this length (helmut hair and all lol)and think it really makes him look younger than when it’s shorter. He’s still got the hot factor but now with the boyish charm thing thrown in. :)

hellopot: Some of your silly comments actually do make me laugh..some of them are disgusting and make me sick…especially when you make stupid sh-t up… # 166 | judy =======================Poor, Poor Judy, You like X still have not gotten over that fact that your man left you for another woman, Probably more beautiful, exciting, smart, strong, different, her own person, not whinny. I am soooo sorry for you, I pity you,,, I hope that makes you feel better.Hey, maybe you can set at the beach and befriend X, and all you gals, can just moan, cry, and whin together.. BUT wait, you can’t be X’s friend, she only likes people that have money like her, she said so herself. So I guess its poor poor judy yet again…. awwwwwwwwwwww, I feel sorry for you.. feel better?????

What?! You mean she’s NOT back w/ Brad?? ROFLMAO Bwahahahahaha! …and OMG 172 | CLINIQUA |=======================LOL, CTFU,,, (insert shocked smiley face) You are one funny lady, love reading your post

# 165 | CLINIQUA Definitely, that’s what she is hoping for as she is still very much resentful and bitter. She needs to move on. Hopefully, she will do fairly soon.

Jolie got to Brad - mag Close encounter bothered Aniston BY MAGGIE HABERMANDAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER Rumor has it that Angelina Jolie got too close to Jennifer Aniston’s hubby, Brad Pitt. Sultry Angelina Jolie "got under" Brad Pitt’s skin while they shot a movie together last year, in a sexless but too-tight relationship that "bothered" Jennifer Aniston, pals say.And though it was Aniston who first pushed for their shocking split, Pitt was just a step behind her - a decision the couple made beforeheading to the Caribbean for what may have been a staged picture-perfect weekend, People magazine is reporting.The red-hot Jolie and hunky Pitt became slightly more than fast friends while filming "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," a sure-to-be blockbuster due out in June about a husband-wife secret agent team who are hired to kill each other."Jennifer knows that Angelina got under his skin, and it bothered her," a source told People in its latest edition.Another source linked to the film told the mag that Pitt never broke his vows."They did not sleep with each other," but Pitt "was obviously taken by Angelina."He adored Jolie’s 3-year-old son, Maddox, and admired her social activism: Jolie is a goodwill ambassador for the United Nation’s refugee agency, another source said."He changed," the source told the mag. "It might have been slight, but it’s noticeable. And Jennifer knew it."But Pitt’s pals poured water on a steamy report in a British tabloid that Aniston caught the "Ocean’s Twelve" star and Jolie having phone sex, and they insisted he has always been loyal to his "Friends" wife of 4-1/2 years."I was out with Brad a few months ago at Bungalow 8," a friend told the Daily News. "Every gorgeous woman there was trying to get near him, but he wasn’t paying attention to any of them. He wasn’t on the make at all."But battling the nonstop rumors of an on-set liaison between Jolie and Pitt likely did not help the marriage, which was rumored to be rocky and already stressed by their diverging careers and different family desires."[Aniston] has been resisting having a child for a number of reasons," a source told People.The mag cited a pal who said Aniston wanted to wait "until she was sure what was happening to their relationship.""I think it was Jen that broke it off," another source said, but "he was a half step behind her."The pair had already settled on a separation before their New Year’s trip to Anguilla with "Friends" friend Courteney Cox and her hubby, David Arquette, and decided, "We should still go and have a great time," according to People.A witness recalled the couple being reserved out of the camera’s eye at dinner one night, but once the photogs caught up to them, "they put their arms around each other and had these big smiles on their faces."Once home, they called friends and family together to let them know about the split before it hit the papers - though the calls were not weepy, and the split may not be permanent."The separation is a step back to see if their relationship is going to be forever or if it’s not," a source told People. "They’re searching for the answer, which is not an easy one to come up with."The potential business fallout on their jointly owned production company, Plan B, remains unclear, but Hollywood insiders are speculating the firm will now dissolve.With George Rush and Lloyd GroveOriginally published on January 10, 2005

To CLINIQUA # 106 165.. We here working at the clinic , are worried abpout you, you promised to stay on your meds.. apparently your not, calm down take a deep breath, and be careful what you post about other peoples looks or we will print out your picture that we have on file..you knowwhich one I mean.. not apretrty sight, the day you wre admitted.. or we might mention your nicname"the Buzzard" so calm down dear, get back on ther meds. and come back any time for some nice schock treatments…Nurse Rachett

# 156 |Yup it really does* say a lot about them anistoners.)..I think she was hoping Brad would drop Ang and the babies, to come and see if she was okay or something - or at least call.# 165 | CLINIQUA ========================As if he really would. I agree with you. I look for her to go koo koo any day now. So everyone can say.. awww look what Brad did to that poor women/child. SMH.. I would not but anything past her to make Brad and Angie look bad. # 175 | lookwhaticandoLOL ita. Plus Brad ain’t one of her circle of friends to be on the next flight or what not to comfort her stinky biz. Hmm so 30 yrs later, X is still miserable & holding senior citizen(s) pity parties.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/silverhawk/brad/august/touch140806a.jpg

has anyone seen the new intouch? here it ishttp://community.livejournal.com/brad_news/Boy they seem to really be laying it on thick. They cant even get their facts straight.

Aniston Turns to Girlfriends As She Goes Single AgainJennifer Aniston has turned to her close-knit group of girl friends after allegedly calling off her impending marriage to boyfriend Vince Vaughn. The actress is reportedly single again and is calling on best pals Courteney Cox, Sheryl Crow and volleyball star Gabrielle Reece to help her cope with another broken romance. According to America’s Life & Style magazine, Aniston staged a girls-only get together at Cox’s Malibu, California home on July 24 and has been referring to herself as "the new Jen" ever since. Aniston and Vaughn never officially announced their engagement, but US tabloids were rife with wedding plans. The all-girl power meeting was a chance for Crow to officially thank her pals for helping her through her breast cancer battle. In a recent interview, the rocker revealed that Cox and Aniston were among a small army of pals who stood by her as she faced her health crisis. Crow revealed, "I had this incredible tribe of women just descend upon me and carry me through the whole experience on their backs."

# 188 | brad’s new tatto? | - Thanks for the link, but I can’t open the link until I get home

To #179 fascination — ….[insert collective BARF here]———————————To #142 (whoever you normally post as) — "Why is MeAlwyz so bitter? Because as a child her father made her suck **** to pay for his crack habit. Do us all a favot & kill yourself you ****."Cute post. Wish I knew what MeAlwyz had said at #137, but it’s been deleted. Yet I’m sure it warranted your thoughtful response.And Estelle, you have a ’secretary’? Perhaps then you could afford not to live at home so your brother doesn’t hog your computer.

Thanks Jared on top of it as always…. I don’t know how you do it but we’re very appreciative of your hard work.

# 195 | judysdoppleganger - it’s MY house and it was my bro’s computer.. I don’t understand your what are you trying to say.

# 157 | Estelle Excellent! Thanks for the page, Estelle!

# 198 | Original jpf | - Thanks Original jpf, then am not missing anything then

# 203 | Alexanderina -Hey Alex, I was going to post, but Ojpf beat me to it…how are you today?

Brad Pitt is never going back to a life with Jennifer Aniston. Serious, the fantastic,warped imagination of her fans is a sight to behold and read. # 161 | heh +++++++++++There’s a lot about the crackhead Fanistons thought processes that I don’t get, but the thing that really irks me is this - do these twits really think it would be totally the same if they got back together? Brad’s got kids now. He’s not going to put X before THEIR needs! Do these morons actually think he could go back to laying on his deck tanning the afternoon away when he could be spending it with the kids he would no longer be LIVING with? Because you KNOW that if he and AJ ever broke up…Angie is going to fight tooth and nail for those kids and WHEN she wins custody she’s not staying in the states! She’d move back to Europe in a heartbeat. Brad would probably spend half his time abroad just be near his kids!So what kind of mental midget would think Brad could go back to X and everything would be back to Golden Couple Shallow Fabulousness?

You know, I just read that In Touch article…and they do look tense in those pictures. But do these idiots in the tabs ever stop to think that maybe its because they are constantly followed around by the paparazzi and can’t even enjoy a walk on the beach with their son without getting their picture taken? Plus, the part about Angie being upset because Brad isn’t constantly by her side like when they were in Paris and Namibia…come on, its not like Brad is gone all day every day for 12 hours at a time. With Oceans 13 being such an ensemble movie, I wouldn’t be suprised if he has to work a mere 3-4 hours a day, and I’m sure he’s home most of the rest of the time. Plus, Angie is not the clingy type, she’s independent, and she’s always maintained that she likes a partner who also can be independent. Why would Brad GOING TO WORK call her to be constantly calling JLM and would that be causing tension between her and Brad? I really honestly wish Brad and Angie would get married for many reasons, but most of all right now for the simple fact that maybe most of the stupid tabloids and "inside sources" and "pals" they quote in said stupid tabloids would SHUT THE **** UP about JLM or JA or some other third party being the reason they won’t get married or causing tension between them or them fighting. Idiots. They have a 2 month old at home. They have a toddler who is a year and a half and a five year old. They’re probably just tired and don’t get much sleep.

# 201 | Passing Through -you are very welcome, ;) , can not wait for your next ff.

I always feel bad when I read things about Angelina calling Johnny, or she was happier with him. I hate those articles. I know they are not true, but they sting a little when you see them.. I know Angelina would be with Johnny if she wanted to, but I do wonder if she is still close to him? If so I wonder if it does bother Brad. I am so sick of these tabloids.

#190: After all the transitions at MT, the parents are still not smiling according to the tabs. What kind of stupidity is that when it’s been the same figures in wax all along but just dressed differently each time? Did they expect the wax figures to change facial expressions with the times?Are they channeling Mannequin 1 or 2?

I think Brad he look good and people who say he don’t are lying always. He is very nice man and he look happy. Why you have to say everybody will break up, not all the time people break up, maybe he find his own real life with angie and jen she find her real life with vince. I don’t know why everybody will be saying jen want brad for real, maybe in fantancy they think so. I like to write the story of fantancy but I know Brad his real life is angie. Some people say vince and jen will not marry but they don’t know, nobody know for what future will happen. Please somebody tell me how to put my video on youtube. I ask all the time for the jen fans but nobody answer. I make video for jen I use you’re beautiful no mater what they say, I like the song becuase everybody is beautiful because God he make everybody in his image.

Dragonfly#183..Birds of a feather floack together..or should I say flys,,yuck and thank you for correcting my gramatical error..

# 210 | Lynn CampbellI know what you mean by someone taking the spotlight from them for a while in the tabliods but those damn idiots who write those stupid stories never give up. I thought the Christie Brinkley or Charlie Sheen - Denise Richads- Richie Sambora thing would become the new tabliod gossip but nothing sells like BAMZS I guess. I have never seen this much speculation and talk about any other couple ever before. Even the haterz can’t pry themselves aways from looking at their pictures and reading about them. I pray that this familly gets some quiet time together away from all the craziness and that they remain happy together with their kids. The media coverage on them is unprecedented.

# 207 Passing Through–That just shows how delusional these fanistons are–they yearn for the Golden Couple days even though they’ve spent the last 1 1/2 years ripping Brad apart. It’s like kids whose parents are divorced but who secretly pine for them to get back together. Forget Angie, the kids, anything that came after Jan. 2005–doesn’t exist in their pea brains. All they want is for Jen ‘n Brad to be back on the red carpet, and for X to regain her crown as Mrs. Brad Pitt, with all of Hollywood adoring them again. AS IF!

Angie does not have time to be calling JLM. Between nursing Brad’s baby, taking care of their toddler and preschooler, reading scripts, educating herself about the political process in Washington, familarizing herself the complicated histories of Afican and Asian countries, keeping herself abreast of UN policies, AND loving up her man righteously when he gets home, she AIN’T got NO time for all this fretting and whining they claim she is doing.It’s just shallow Hollywood trying to interpret what they think will sell magazines. Puh-leeze.

God!!! Love him…He looks great, BTW I like his hair.HE IS HOT !!! Angie is a lucky woman…

Dragonfly. You can get the whole AbFab collection on DVD now. I love British Humour as well. As far as Brad and Angie. There’s a great line from ‘Dave’ the movie with Kevin Kline. Kevin says, "Live For The Moment". I hope this is what Brad and Angie continue to do. No one is guaranteed tomorrow, so whether they make it down the long haul, it’s NOW that matters. I don’t think this man would ever turn his back on ‘his’ kids, so there’s no problem there. Men and Women, Women and Women, Men and Men, fall out of love everyday. It’s just the way it is. Let’s just wish them the best of luck and hope that their love will keep them strong — no matter what other people say or do.EVERYONE HAVE A SUPER WEEK-END. I’M OFF TOMORROW, BUT WILL TRY AND GET INTO THE SITE AND CHECK UP ON THE NEWS. NO NAUGHTY LANGUAGE WHILE I’M AWAY NOW. HA! HA!

Julia, I might just do that! Oh, and how could I forget… add studying her flight lesson manual to that list….For real though, her life is too full for all the typical Hollywood starlet scenario junk. She’s never been a typical cookie-cutter starlet, and she’s not about to turn into one now, despite how much the rags try to make her into one.

# 230 | Alexanderina -sorry I was thinking of the movie, it’s more like an analysis of the scene.

has anyone seen the new intouch? here it ishttp://community.livejournal.com/brad_news/Boy they seem to really be laying it on thick. They cant even get their facts straight.# 189 | Raqchel Raqchel, I so despise these tabloids. I can think of no other couple who has had to endure weekly tabloid stories for over 11/2 years and still no end in sight. It was talked about awhile ago on here as to what could possibly get Brad and Angelina out of the tabloids, and I still can’t think of anything. Maybe Suri Cruise making an appearance would cause a little bit of a stir, but I don’t think for very long. I thought Nicole Kidman’s wedding might take it away for a week, but that fizzled fast. Even Mel Gibson’s recent mess won’t last long on the tabloid news. The Jolie-Pitts are simply the most unique, most interesting, most beautiful people in Hollywood, bar none. But I dearly wish they could somehow get out of the tabloids. # 210 | Lynn Campbell************************Of course it’s garbage - they change week to week, and apparentlky feel they have to mix it up…you can’t have them just happy - there has to be a source of drama and fiction (all last year it was Aniston) this year, their dredging up Angie’s past….I guess they thought they’d leave out BBT, as no one on earth is gonna believe AJ is calling him up…so they go all the way back to her teenage years. Next they’ll have Angie hooking up with God knows who…what really staicks in my craw about it though is, this is a family now with young kids - a very noble family, generous and giving and trying to do good in the world, and raise these babies…so you’d think on some level they’d want to not write stories like these as life is a big enough challenge as it is…but there’s almost no conscience exhibited from these rags. They don’t care how the lies may hurt or make life possibly more difficult. Fortunately I believe B&A turn a blind eye.But looking at those scans, I do have a question — you know the rumors we had heard about Brad pursuing AJ, and chasing her down - I think they are really true, and that AJ may have been scared to death of BP. LOL But I’ll need some info before I go on…does anyone have a time frame for the pics where Brad is practically licking his chops pinning AJ against that rail…he’s got on shades and is devouring her, and she is smiling looking at whoever is next to her trying not to fall prey as best she can. LOL I had heard this was during the Italy shoot - amd I right about that? If so, this would have been a couple mos. before Aniston & he officially separated. They called it quits in Jan of 05, and she finally filed in March. Anyway - I really believe AJ was not having any part of Brad while he was still married, even though that was probably technically only - and it sounds as if he and Aniston were for all intents and purposes kaput. Wasn’t it Nov that chin was in London filming derailed, and had cancelled his b-day party, and had taken off her ring? I think Brad spilled the beans on his feelings for AJ at this point to chin. I also think that pic of AJ leaning on the rail and Brad looking besotted, is because he has let her know his marriage is done, and wants her to know he wants to be with her. I think AJ was probably VERY hesitant, and may have run in the other direction - not wanting to be the cause of his break-up (see my fic, No Cannes Do - LOL) — but havinga lso seen this tatoo parlor pic with JLM, I really think AJ may have been trying to distance herself from Brad, and showing him that he better not be leaving his wife for her, that if he’s leaving, he needs to leave to make himself happy - regardless of whether she would be waiting or not. AJ, and I have heard this as well, was not interested in ‘tempting’ Brad away from his wife. That that would not be a good start or foundation on which to build their own togetherness with, that’s why they both balked and then shut the press down on these inferences. They know the truth however. But I really do think she just used JLM in the beginning to kind of shake Brad up. Brad’s 12 years older than AJ however, and several more than that in experience - LOL, so I’m sure he got what she was doing, and quickly told her what she needed to hear. I swear these two have a fascinating story - I just wish one day, they’d sit down and tell it.Until then, there’s always fanfic. LOL

I saw the "OUT of TOUCH" cover of Angie insinuating about her calling JLM. Angie may have a wild past but fidelity and loyalty to her husband/partner is one of her most admirable virtues and something she believes in based on her past interviews. Brad and Angie have each other and their children. They will do everything to make it work most especially for their kids.

# 233 | Estelle | - okay lol

# 235 | CLINIQUA | - Loved your post here.

Why are there Aniston postings on a Brad post #191. All posts mentioning should be on posts about her. Really annoying to come to what I thought was a Brad site and have almost every posting talk about Aniston. Does this site always do this?Does this site ever talk about somethings on a higher level than hotness. Like anybody know anything about this movie (plot etc.) How many movies does he have coming out in the next two years? What are his chances at the oscars this year? Stuff like that. Is this just a site where people talk about the tirangle (Brad, Jolie, Aniston) that is so 2005? Really grow up! This site sounds like a bunch of teenagers or middle age women who don’t have a life. Don’t worry about telling me to not come her then, I won’t . You people are not Brad fans at all. These posts are weird and embarassing. With fans like you Bad and Angie don’t need enemies. (I don’t know if you are smart enough to pick up on what I mean here).Really a disapointment to come here and read this craziness. # 238 | Brad Fan*************************The above post has all the markings of a bradforums.net member…you know the site that recently relegated Angie, Brad’s love and the mother of his CHILDREN, to a communal co-star thread, probably sandwiched between Helena Bonham Carter and Elliott Gould. They are secret fanistons, and really get irritated when she gets dissed, so much so that they ban people from their site who speak ill of her (needless to say a LOT of people have been banned, LOLOL). Likewise, seeing the Maniston criticisms anywhere irks them - even here. I say keep it up JJ BAMZS’ers…we must bedoing somethin’ right! :-P

#238 Brad fanYou are also a big disappoinment calling yourself brad’s fan. All those questions you asked were addressed in other threads .

Cliniqua, I have never seen these pics of which you speak, but would love to? Where can I find them? Are they archived here somewhere?Brad Fan, there really is alot of information here about his movies, the Babel Oscar buzz, and both he and Angie’s upcoming projects. These threads move fast, and I admit that sometimes you have to sift through alot of posts to find what you are looking for, but there is more than Hotness here. It’s just that Brad & Angie’s hotness factor does kinda eclipse some of the other subjects because they are just so….. hot. Sorry, I am not meaning to be glib, but that’s the truth.

Check this out… this was in 2001 - who would have thought.https://forum.joliecommunity.com/index.php?s=fc9fad3ff2d8e2f9ef25c6733df597f6&act=Attach&type=post&id=1728

# 247 | dragonflyMaMS Italian pics

249 | CCCC "Who would have thought" Indeed. It just shows us we can never really tell what’s the future holds for us. I am glad that they’ve found each toher.

|# 238 Brad Fan |Brad’s upcoming projects:Atlas Shrugged (2008) (announced) (in talks) …. John GaltChad Schmidt (2008) (announced) …. Chad Schmidt/HimselfCrood Awakening (2008) (announced) (rumored) Dallas Buyer’s Club (2007) (announced) State of Play (2007) (announced) (rumored) The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2007) (pre-production) …. Benjamin ButtonOcean’s Thirteen (2007) (filming) (attached) …. Rusty RyanPlus he is producing A MIGHTY HEART. And he is one of the producers of the upcoming movie, DEPARTED.Hope this helps! And yes he is HOT!THEN.NOW.FOREVER.

Cliniqua, the pics are all true to the characters that they played in MMS. The separation notes between Brad and Jen stated that there was no third party involved in the separation. Angie said she was not in Brad’s marriage. I believe everything that Angie said because she’s always been known to tell the truth. I don’t believe Angie used Johnny for anything, they just attended the WPD function together and Brad was aware of it. I think Brad and Angie communicate very well about their pasts and Brad did not feel threatened that Johnny was going to be at the same function with Angie. I also believe that it was after Brad and Jen separated that Jen tried to find out about Angie at the time they had to do the reshoot. That was when he said he was attracted to Angie, I believe that that answer was what made Jen know that they were not going to reconcile and she filed for divorce.

Cliniqua - agree with your theory. BTW, the JLM tattoo sighting was in late January 2004. This would have been after filming of M&M Smith began and very early on in regard to the growing friendhip of B&A.

# 235 | CLINIQUA - there was a time lines list that someone had post, may be at the NY thread. ITA with you regarding BP was chasing Angelina…After the end of MAMS shooting was in November 2004, AJ went back to England and she was busy with several UN trips, she was in Pakistan or somewhere in the middle-East for Christmas, so all quiet in the western front, everyone back to their own routine, she was back home, he was back with his x, I read somewhere that she was dating or having dinner with some rich business man in Italy or some shiek?..LOL, ( boy BP must be running around like fire ants in his pant), they did not see each other again until March of 2005, at showest, reshoot of Bamz and W magazine shoot….then I think this where they are sort off having a trial relationship…the kenya trip, the morocco trip…and nothing until June for MAMS’ junkets and premiere, not until after the movie coming out with overwhelming approve at the box office that they slowly emerge together or in their case "not-together" together…in July he was in England with her and the rest is history.

# 256 | CCCC Wonderful! Didn’t you noticed how he was sitting and trying not to look at Billy and Ange? He was probably thinking…Damn, I want me some of that rombunctious love life, full of energy. Lord and behold, he found his dreams. ;)

# 251 | angelah -thanks for the links, some of the pictures I have not seen before.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/silverhawk/brad/august/touch140806a.jpg # 187 | brad’s new tatto? +++++++++++++++++++++++++Oh God, now this again! Unless InTouch has a better quality photo than the one I’ve already enlarged and dissected…it don’t look like a tat when magnified, folks. It looks like a scar. However, if anyone actually cares to pay for the mag and scan their photo I will be happy to run it through PhotoShop and see if their image is better than the ones I found online.

I know it was a rumor she was with him in Florida for the Orange bowl not the Superbowl but they were without doubt in Vegas together Oscar weekend. Brad only attending the VF pre-Oscar party but went to Vegas that weekend. Angelina and Maddox were also in Vegas that weekend and a local reporter spotted her at an arcade and asked what she was doing there. She said that no one bothers them in Vegas. Brad talked about this weekend in his 2005 GQ interview when he made mention of taking a header in the desert on a motorcycle.. That’s also when he posed at the Chicken Ranch for Film Review magazine. They have so been together since Feb 2005

# 269 interesting, I didn’t know about this info before. I’m going to read his GQ again, I may have missed that portion.

(((((((WOW Feb of 2005)))) Lovin it!! I have that one rag - that was trying to say the chicken ranch was him cheating on jen — their timelines were ALL screwed up. LOL I recall the girls there saying, he was so nice and sweet. Our boy got the hell out of dodge he had AJ waitin’ back at the hotel eh?? Probably why he took a header too. LOL Couldn’t focus. I always put them around March…after Aniston finally filed. Is it ridiculous to think they just were content to be with each other and not go the full nine yards — until she filed. I have a feeling the ‘filing’ would have been very important to Angie. Man, I hope they spill it one day, lol. Later y’all - am headin out for home.

# 235 | CLINIQUA - there was a time lines list that someone had post, may be at the NY thread. ITA with you regarding BP was chasing Angelina…After the end of MAMS shooting was in November 2004, AJ went back to England and she was busy with several UN trips, she was in Pakistan or somewhere in the middle-East for Christmas, so all quiet in the western front, everyone back to their own routine, she was back home, he was back with his x, I read somewhere that she was dating or having dinner with some rich business man in Italy or some shiek?..LOL, ( boy BP must be running around like fire ants in his pant), they did not see each other again until March of 2005, at showest, reshoot of Bamz and W magazine shoot….then I think this where they are sort off having a trial relationship…the kenya trip, the morocco trip…and nothing until June for MAMS’ junkets and premiere, not until after the movie coming out with overwhelming approve at the box office that they slowly emerge together or in their case "not-together" together…in July he was in England with her and the rest is history. # 261 | Estelle **********************Yeah, yeah, yeah — this has been more my guess about their timeline as well Estelle! :-) I think I gotta stick with March - kinda around the W shoot! …or soon after. :-)

NOT the tango scene — the scen at the house where they find each other out, and Jane catches then drops the wine bottle..that’s the scene I’m speaking of..just wanted to clarify. LOL Okay BYE, for real. Later gators.

Star-Crossed A timeline of ”Mr. & Mrs. Smith” — From the first script draft to a Kenyan vacation we look at how Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie became involved in the film by Steve Daly Spring 2000Film student Simon Kinberg sends a seven-page outline about a couple of married spies to writer-producer Akiva Goldsman. Summer 2000Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton tie the knot May 5 in Vegas. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston throw a $1 million Malibu wedding on July 29. April 2001Kinberg delivers a first-draft screenplay to Summit Entertainment. He’ll eventually deliver over 100 more versions. August 2001 Jolie is appointed a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR). Fall 2001Fox-based Regency Pictures agrees to finance Smith. March 2002Jolie and Thornton adopt a Cambodian baby. He’s given the name Maddox — and a Mohawk. May 2002John Woo kicks the tires to direct. Nicole Kidman begins circling to play Mrs. Smith. July 2002Jolie files for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences. (The problem of that ”Billy Bob” tattoo can be resolved.) Fall 2002Pitt joins Kidman in negotiations to star in Smith, with Doug Liman likely to direct. Summer 2003Kidman drops out due to long Stepford Wives shoot. Jolie signs on as Pitt’s costar. He’ll start after Troy, she after Alexander. January 2004Filming begins in Los Angeles. Liman is ecstatic over his stars’ chemistry, but as time goes on, the schedule slips. Late April 2004With a good third of Smith still to be shot, Pitt leaves for Chicago to begin work on Ocean’s Twelve. May 3, 2004Rumors of Jolie and Pitt’s ”growing intimacy” on and off the Smith set are suddenly an Us Weekly ”Hot Topic” and a Star cover story. May 10, 2004Pitt and Aniston attend the Troy premiere in New York and dispel speculation of a Pitt-Jolie affair. July 12, 2004Ocean’s Twelve wraps. August 2004Filming on Smith resumes in L.A. and, later, Italy. Paparazzi snap the stars looking smitten. They’re in character, says the film troupe. Dec. 27, 2004 - Jan. 8, 2005Pitt and Aniston vacation in Anguilla. Jan. 7, 2005Pitt and Aniston announce they are separating. Entire forests are felled to print magazines heralding the news. March 2005During nine days of Smith reshoots outside L.A., paparazzi swarm but can’t get shots because the stars’ trailers are inside the set. March 17, 2005Between reshoots, Pitt and Jolie appear at ShoWest to promote the movie. Hours after they leave, Aniston arrives to receive an award. March 25, 2005Aniston files for divorce; that same weekend Pitt and Jolie stay at the Parker Palm Springs (separately) during a photo shoot promoting Smith. April 19, 2005Pitt and Jolie vacation in Kenya’s Diani Beach with Jolie’s 3-year-old son, Maddox. April 30, 2005According to PEOPLE, Pitt flies to London to pick up Jolie; the two jet off to Morocco, where Pitt is shooting Babel, and dine together in Pitt’s suite. June 7, 2005Smith will have its premiere in L.A. Will the stars attend? That’s classified. (Posted:05/30/05)Hope this helps.

# 276 | CLINIQUA | - It was a rvery good scene and one of my favorite part in MAMS

Alright sometime ago it was Brad calling his ex, now it’s Angie calling her ex. Brad used to have more PDA with his ex and Angie used to have PDA with her ex. blah, blah, blah…I think they are just trying to lure Brad and Angie to have more PDA in public to prove their love but I don’t think Brad and Angie are playing. While all the noise is going on Brad has managed to bring his family closer to Angie and that’s all that matters to him. All that’s left for tabloids to publish week after week is Angie’s past. We’ve seen the same old pics over and over. In Touch -Yawn!

# 249 | CCCC I can remember the first time I saw that picture it just blew my mind. I’d love to know if B-A have ever seen it. Someone should send it to them.jpf

TABLOID JOURNALISM 101Source denies Jen plans to put head in toaster! When No Means SlowSLOW news day? Not to worry, you can always issue the denial. The no-news rebuttal is the mainstay of the celebrity press. And the Enquirer is a hotbed if news on things that will not happen.“Angelina tells Brad SHE WON’T MARRY HIM!” screams the front cover. The mixed fonts reflect the up and down nature of this headline announcement. “He says NOW. She says NEVER,” trills the smaller headline positioned over a big shot of Angelina and smaller head shot of Brad. The inference is that she is in charge – the bigger star - and when she says “no”, no it is. And then there is the associated news. Rule 59 of Hollywood reporting states that all stories featuring news of Bradgelina must make mention of Jennifer Aniston. But not every day can being news of Jen’s new movie or a wonder product that can get her hair even straighter, which means a denial is needed. So brace yourselves for the sensational news: “Jen Calls Off Plan To Elope!” Once again there are interesting fonts, reflecting the headline nature of this non-event. The exclamation mark adds finality. Jen will not elope. This is not to say she will not elope in the future. She might. Or, as the denial will tell us, she might not. Just like Angelina, Jen is in charge of her relationship. If she says no than boyfriend Vince Vaughn will just have to wear it. No ifs. No buts. No denial. Don’t fret ladies, the tabs are making a mockery of themselves when they print lies.

Brad did NOT throw Aniston a party Oscar weekend. He kept to his word and still threw her a birthday party at the house in Beverly Hills. Aniston’s birthday is Feb 11th. The Oscar’s were the last weekend of February. Pitt attended PRE-OSCAR parties. He did not go to any Oscar parties. He was not in LA he was in Vegas with Angelina and Maddox doing that photoshoot. Again, he talks about taking a spill on a bike out in the desert on Oscar weekend. That was Vegas. It’s Feb 2005 not March

Beautiful people tend to have girls, say scientistsHOLLYWOOD’S most beautiful couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, are in the grip of evolutionary forces that made it almost inevitable that their child would be a girl.According to research, attractive parents are 26% more likely to have a daughter than a son as their first child. It is an inexorable process that has resulted in women becoming increasingly more attractive than men.This is because of differing “evolutionary strategies” that each sex has adopted to survive, claim researchers at the London School of Economics.While reproductive success for males depends largely on the status of the father (as sons from higher-status families inherit their position and are in turn able to protect and invest in their offspring), daughters’ reproductive successes mostly depend on their youth and attractiveness. “We have shown two things,” said Dr Satoshi Kanazawa, who led the research. “Beautiful parents have more daughters than ugly parents, because physical attractiveness is heritable and because daughters benefit from attractiveness more than sons.“We have also shown that women on average are more attractive than men, because over evolutionary history the slight bias of beautiful parents to have more daughters has accumulated, so that girls have become more and more attractive than boys.”Men prefer younger and physically more attractive women for their mates. A potential mate’s status or wealth is far less important for men than her youth and physical attractiveness, argues the report.The research, in the Journal of Theoretical Biology, analysed more than 20,000 people in America. Researchers rated their beauty according to height, weight and apparent age, all factors that can be used to judge basic attraction levels without subjective viewpoints. Only first-born children were included in the analysis.Dr Mark Thomas, senior lecturer at the biology department of University College London, said the LSE’s results appeared to “fit in” with the state of research on sexual evolution.He said the phenomenon was rooted in men’s natural promiscuity, noting: “Females can only reproduce so many times in their lives whereas for men, theoretically, the limit is all of the females in the world times the number of reproductive opportunities (those females) have.”Besides Pitt and Jolie, who named their daughter Shiloh Nouvel, the Hollywood couple Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe, whose first-born daughter Ava is six, lend weight to the theory.The phenomenon does not end with superstars. Less obvious public figures are also boosting the figures.Boris Johnson, the Conservative MP for Henley and heart-throb to some, said that if beauty did affect the sex of offspring he could take no responsibility for it.The shadow minister for higher education, who has two daughters and two sons with his wife Marina, said last night: “I’m sure that I’ve made no contribution on the attraction front. All the beauty quotient lies with my wife, which is probably why we have two of both.”

Angelina returned to Los Angeles the first week in February of 2005. They had MMS re-shoots. She was photographed in a tan trench coat going to her MD in Beverly Hills

# 294 | heh |Awwww…how CUTE is Maddox in those pics. Thanks for giving the links. Hard to believe how much he has grown in the past year and a half. What a cutie. =)

OFF TOPIC: another Suri Cruise sightingLONDON - She may not be seeing much of ex-beau Tom Cruise anymore, but Penelope Cruz is among those who say they have seen his baby daughter, Suri. Cruz, who dated Cruise from 2001 to 2004, declined to offer details of the meeting, but praised Suri as a special baby."She’s really beautiful. She’s one of the most beautiful babies I’ve ever seen," the 32-year-old actress said. She was in London Thursday night to attend the British premiere of her new film, "Volver."

#284 Original jpf,She loves B&A together!I am ashamed to admit it I was the one going wtf when B&A hooked up and my mother thought it made all the sense in the world.So yes she thinks they are in it for the long haul.P.S She thinks a certain other person is passive-aggressive.

Cruise must be calling everyone he knows to feed these lines to the press. It is sooooo beyond strange. I am starting to think maybe Suri has a birth defect or something. I certainly hope she doesn’t, don’t get me wrong, but this wierd. Maybe she has a cleft palate or something like that, and they want to do the first stage of repair before anyone sees her. I’m just guessing…..

#217~~Always4JenI’m sorry I don’t know anything about doing the videos on YouTube. I know some on here have daone them, but they aren’t here now. Did you check the site to see if they explain anything about it. Maybe your brother can help you, I think he is older than you right? Maybe he can help you. I’m sorry i have no idea. I hope you can find out, maybe with his help, you can both get it on there. Good luck.

Thanks heh! I feel like such a goofma…That is an excellent point to#297. Why no story about Tom calling Penelope? I guess the Scientologists shut all that **** up.

#292: AG, I don’t think they’re pining for Ross but rather the character that BP played in the sitcom as a guest. Mr. Big is a bigger catch than Ross Geller, I would imagine and a more romantic figure too.Someone on the thread asked who was Samantha in the goddess circle…how about Sheryl Crowe? She may not be as sexy but she’s had a breast cancer scare like Samantha had. Didn’t their friendship come to light only after Sheryl came out with the news? Ohhh, art imitating life. That’s the X, her friends and her fans for you.And they say we see everything in Mills and Boon scope!

If you want to harp on people in their 40s who are still dressing like they’re 25, then you’re on the wrong board. I haven’t seen BP wearing anything inappropriate for his age - EVER. ~~~~~~~~~~~~- Janet Jackson, Age 40 - Frequently seen with her fake boobs hanging out of low-cut shirts & dresses, tight jeans that a 12 year-old wouldn’t wear, and bad fake hair and weaves# 101 | Passing Through |Janet Jackson used to be my girl, but she’s trying too damn hard. Once upon a time, a woman in her 30-40s finally became comfortable in her skin. And in terms of women of color, this ease is pretty evident, but not her. She and Toni Braxton, who were reknown for their ‘great bodies’ come across as desperate, in other words, dependent on validation. I hope they will get wise to themselves.

great…let me type it againI think they’ve got together after the filing of the divorce paper..phewww…thinking too fast for my fingers. LOLfor Dragonfly, it’s paste

# 214 | dragonflyI think if this had happened to Christie Brinkley when she was the TOP supermodel…maybe it would’ve knocked B/A off the cover for more than one week…but I doubt it.

In other Brangelina news, it has been reported that Angelina Jolie prefers to be served by female when she dines out as she is sick and tired of men staring at her.A source told the New York Post: "The theory is she feels guys gawk at her too much, and this is one way of avoiding that."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~i don’t think that this story is true, but if it is, it’s probably because of her boobs. Yes, we women are fascinated with boobs, whether real or fake, but we look out of curiosity, maybe awe, but we don’t have a feeling of entitlement associated with having blocks and tackles. For now, her boobs is mainly for the exclusive consumption of Shiloh, not transparent, horny dudes… who aren’t BP.

or just click the link, well if the address is already embedded [html format] like i do at times.# 297 | Alexanderina so she did? The public will probably see Suri when she’s 18 yrs old or something, out and partying ala Lilo. Anyway….bamzs rocks! Off to class..wait.Video making:just use your "Windows Movie Player" and there’s a tutorial there..K so off to my lab class..bbl.

# 315 | piper, with a low I would love to be the waitress serving her and I qualified, I’m a woman lol.

I saw it. It was nothing. Brad’s back at work in LA for O13 and Angelina’s in Malibu. hee

# 321 | heh Thank you heh. I guess that was big news for them… hmmmm!

Hey Guys I sent an e-mail to the lady at the radio Station that I listen, she does the entertainment segment and she is a big X fan and she is always talking bad about Angelina and Brad, but she wants Brad and the X to get back together, but in my e-mail to her I told her that its not going to happen and that the day of the "Golden Couple" has come and gone and its not coming back, she just annoys the heck out of me sometimes lol

There is no confirmation of this getting together, thesame reason why the tabloids reported that they had X’s birthday at that time was so that paps will be busy with the Oscars. Let’s just stick to the fact that the getting together was April 19, after which Angie said they were still trying to figure out what kind of relationship they wanted (I’m quoting Angie form Ann Curry’s interview).#315 I don’t think the story is true. Brad and Angie rarely say anything to anyone who can leak it out. Moreover, I don’t think the couple think of themselves the way the media wants us to believe.

# 326 | gitane You were asking about timelines last week or a bit before now that I think about it. Not to tell you how to do your job, but I think the gap from Oct-Mar was when a whole lot of soul searching searching went on.jpf

Seminole, are you an insider? You seem to know a lot of acurate things. Thank you for sharing them. If you know anything about the premieres of their movies in LA, please let me know. I want to go at least once. I am an addicted BAMZS fan, and I need a major fix.

# 329 | Original jpfmy job? LOL! sometimes it feels that way! although i haven’t mentioned it in any of the stories, laying down theoretically takes place from january to march. the last chapter will be in kenya–kind of a bonus to satisfy all you pervs.and, before you ask, i’m working on it!

oh OH! I’m a MAJOR perv!I’ll be holding my breath as I’m reading, gitane…

Alexanderina, that person at your radio station, she thinks it’s wrong for BP to leave X for AJ, but it’s ok for him to leave AJ and his kids for X? What kind of woman is she? BP must be shuddering, just at the idea of going back to his previous life with X,

So what kind of mental midget would think Brad could go back to X and everything would be back to Golden Couple Shallow Fabulousness? # 207 | Passing Through Rotflmao…..who knows, they might just delude themselves that 2005 and 2006 never happened.# 209 | FITRITA.Really a disapointment to come here and read this craziness. # 238 | Brad FanSeriously? Are you kidding me….alright, I guess this is got to be a joke. #217 | Always4JenHi, alright here are the steps.Go to fileClick on save video to WebAnd the follow the steps….just keep clicking Next until you get to the upload Video part. Then you have to choose youtube and enter your user name and password.PSThis is for Microsoft Movie Maker….is that what you’re using?# 296 | dragonflyLol….you don’t have to type the link, right click on the address bar, copy and paste.She’s really beautiful. She’s one of the most beautiful babies I’ve ever seen," the 32-year-old actress said. She was in London Thursday night to attend the British premiere of her new film, "Volver." # 297 | Alexanderina Alex, isn’t that the same party line Jada Pinket and the first “sightor” gave us? What did they do….give them a script?# 299 | The real louSeriously? Well thank Goodness you change your mind….i can’t imagine what JJ would be like without you….lol.

# 330 | piper, with a low | - My feeling exactly she spent the whole year and a half time dissing Brad and now she wants him aback with the X, I just don’t get some people. # 336 | Alexanderina | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~As usual, BP’s existence is purely for their enjoyment, entertainment, and fairy tale/dream fulfillment. After all, they’ve spent money on him, via mags, movie tickets, and posters, so he is supposed to ‘put out’ at the time, place and context that they choose. That’s a huge price, given that their ’support’ wasn’t solicited by him, but volunteered by these so-called fans. He’s Brad Pitt, not ******* Private Dancer!!!

There were various "rumored" sightings of B&A in Jacksonville, FL for the SuperBowl (Jan 2005) and Vegas early Feb 2005 - I’ll try to find the articles as I know the Superbowl sighting was reported in a local FL newspaper.# 266 | Smith19+++++++++++I’m starting to think we just just make the first post on every page a disclaimer with a big ass list of stuff that’s NOT TRUE.I’m curious about something – doesn’t anyone else here get tired of debunking the same tired rumors all the time? We did this just about 2 weeks ago, but for those who missed it…Re: The Super Bowl – Not true. Angie was on UN mission.Re: Vegas – Not true. Brad was throwing a birthday party for X on the weekend that they were supposedly seen in Vegas.Re: Vegas, pt. 2 – Some people place them in Vegas Oscar weekend, but that’s not true either because BP and X were seen together at a pre-Oscar party that weekend

Is there documented legitamate proof to back up either side claim as to where Brad and Angelina were on Oscar weekend. Do we have reliable proof of when JKemn’s Birthday party was and if Brad was there. Someone proofed earlier that Angelina arrived back in La on Feb 01. Weren’t the Oscars in late march last year. I know this year the Oscars were moved up in February. As a Brad/Angelina fan I would like a timeline that only includes substianted claims with links to the necessary proof.

Brad & Zeehttp://serv3.imagehigh.com/view.php?id=27680_1606Gala5.JPG&path=/imgs/03/

Not to defend Tom Cruise in any way, but I read in US weekly (I think), that it’s not too surprising that he hasn’t shown Suri yet. It took him 3 years to introduce his adopted daughter to the public.As for B&A, I am so relieved that they did that People mag thing, just to shut up all the haters and their despicable wishes and speculations.

# 276 | CLINIQUA+++++++++++Actually, I’d noticed that. There’s A LOT scenes in M&MS where he reminds me of Redford. Truthfully Brad’s comedic performance in M&MS reminded me a whole lot of Redford in “The Electric Horseman” with a little dash of “The Sting” thrown in.

((((((((((((FANFIC ALERT)))))))))))New update, same place. Hope you like it!

Oh c’mon! What is wrong with these people? What will it take for them to get that HE IS NOT GOING BACK!!!. # 342 | African Girl | ————————————————–Hi AG, I don’t know girl, maybe if he go on national television and say to the whole world that he will never ever get back together with the X, maybe they will get it then, but then again, they are so stupid that they still won’t believe it

Alex, isn’t that the same party line Jada Pinket and the first “sightor” gave us? What did they do….give them a script? # 339 | African Girl |————————————————–Yes I believe it was the same line from Jada Smith, I am with you about the script thing, I won’t put anything past Crazy Tom

Thanks for info!. It does make me wonder if Brad went to Las Vegas on late sat even or Sonday of Oscar weerkend. There were links to set photois posted earlier in the day. There were several of them on the MAMa set where Brad/A ngelina were holding hands. Does anyone know if those were done when they were doing the reshoots in March I think?

Hi! Have been busy so not able to write much. I do have a life! Sorry for those of you who don’t and only have your friends on the internet to talk to! Anway good for you guys to keep talking about Jen. Like all her fans no one can get enough of her. You posters show that as well. Love her or hate her she gets into peoples heads and they can’t get her out! Once she’s in your mind people can’t stop thinking or writing about her.It’s great that you posters do talk about her since as long as people discuss her she stays in people minds. It is the kiss of death for an actress not to be thought or talked about. Great that Jen can still get such as discussion!Anyway I am feeling sorry for your Angie. Brad has her totally where he wants her. She has said in interviews that Malibu is not for her. Remember the Ann Curry one, and here she is stuck in Malibu. No more freedom for her to travel the world as she has to stay home and look after the kids. Brad has such a schedule that they will be lucky if he has a few minutes here and there to see them. Look at the list of movies, as well as promoting them over the next couple of years. Angie will now have to follow Brad to New Orleans then on to his next movie project if she wants his time. What a life! Oh well I know it is all worth it to have someone so HOT. Lucky, lucky Angie. I am so glad that Jen never had children with Brad as she probably knew he wasn’t willing to slow down and give the family time. Smart girl my Jen. So glad they are over for good. Anyway keep up the good work of talking about Jen. Even hate keeps her in the lime light.

# 361 | A Jen Fan - Please be so kind as to eat **** and die.

# 337 | ntt | - She is an ass, I usually just tune her but today she really got to me, that is why I sent the e-mail. I told her if she really thinks that Brad is going to leave the mother of his children, kids that he wanted for a long time and go back to the X, a woman who do not want kids and put her career before having a family its never going to happen, and I said IF Brad and Angie ever broke her, he will never ever go back to the X, so she better stop dreaming. Damn she got me mad today.

Sorry, it was Film Review not Total Film. Here are some of the pics from Vegas Oscar weekend. Click on the arrow to the top right to see themhttp://simplybrad.com/images/displayimage.php?album=183&pos=0

# 353 | COLD HARD MATH | - Thanks CHM, great great update

# 307 | the real tita Tita - Sheryl Crow isn’t part of the Goddess Circle. Those are X’s 5 bestest buds…of which SC ain’t one. These are the 5 women she’s been friends with forever - like back to her NYC days. These women have no lives and are therefore at X’s beck and call. Sheryl Crow actually has a career and until recently a very demanding fiance so she wouldn’t be available to cater to X’s every whim.Also - I was wondering how in the hell Sheryl Crow got to be buds with X, but then I remembered something….SC is a BIG fan of the Wacky Tobacky…