Jennifer Aniston Carries New Puppy

SHE IS SOOOO SEXY! I LOVE HER LOOKS! I DON’T CARE WHAT THE HATERS SAYS! IT HAS BEEN A LONG ISSUE…THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT EXACTLY IS HAPPENING AT PRESENT WITH JEN, ANGIE OR BRAD’S LIFE. JEN! YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY JEN!!!!# 208 | jughead # 209 | Nice thing to say # 210 | Great legs too!! # 211 | Aniston FANS!!I agree with all of you. Jen is smokin’ hot.

We know its just a goss but thought of Jen and Matt together are very exciting.

FIRST TIME IN MONTHS JEN THREAD IS FOUR PAGES. GOOD JOB!US WEEKLY ANNOUNCED JEN AND VINCE ARE ENGAGED! STAR’S REPORT ABOUT JEN AND MATT IS FALSE.TO WHOEVER KEEPS REPOSTING THE POSTS, STOP IT. IT IS VERY CONFUSING TO READ, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CUT AND PASTE THE #S.I LOOOOOOOOVE YOU JEN AND JEN FANS ON JJ!

I was just starting to get my hopes up on her and Matt. But I just read the Us article and knows that they are really happy and thats what matters.

(((((((((((((PAGING DR. FEELGOOD))))))))))))))CODE GREY, PSYCH WARD Dr. Feelgood,I was called on consultation and noted the following:CASE- CLINIQUASubject suffers from chronic episodes of idol paranoia, which have resulted in diminished comprehension and incoherent speech.SUBJECTIVE: Brad and Agelina cheat on Brad’s wife—and this brings her euphoria.OBJECTIVE: Exam reveals delusional exaltation and paranoia regarding idol.ANALYSIS: Extreme detachment from reality. Rule out celebrity paranoia.PLAN: 1) Recommend reading material based on facts and from reliable sources. 2) Complete cessation of viewing pictures of idol. Should recommended plan prove inadequate, electro-shock therapy may be considered; however, this may result in further maladaptive behavior. Of note: it appears that exposure to JenFans brings on increased CNS activity (limbic system and cerebral cortex) and over stimulation of the hypothalamus, thus increasing the level of Cortisol, which will prove beneficial if subject allows the natural course of reality to progress.Given the severity of this case, I’m sure the state will not require Informed Consent for treatment to be obtained from the subject, therefore, treat aggressively and ASAP. Yours truly,Dr. Medlawcc: subject’s file

Jennifer Aniston Can’t "Break Up": Still Clinging to Brad and Angelina Baby ShilohWritten by Willis RodneyAniston claims "Shiloh" is a reference to her character "Rachel" from the 90’s show Friends.Will She Ever Shut Up?Even long-time fans of Jennifer Aniston are exasperated and annoyed at her latest Poor Jennifer media showdown. Aniston, whose latest film ‘The Break-Up’ was released on the week her famous ex-husband Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie ’s baby was to be born, is said to have encouraged producers to release the film to coincide with the birth."The Break-Up is a romantic comedy, the type of film usually associated with a February release and Valentine’s Day," explains Roger Febert, movie critic. "A May-June release of footage of a couple arguing, pitted against big-budget summer blockbusters like X-Men 3 and The Da Vinci Code is ludicrous, unless…" Febert speculates that the "coincidental" release of the film, almost exactly to the day Aniston’s former husband Brad Pitt’s first biological child is born is "anything but coincidental," and opines that Aniston’s latest attempt to milk her failed marriage for sympathy and ratings ultimately appears more pathetic than sympathetic."I will love him for the rest of my life” Jennifer Aniston semi-sobs in a recent interview regarding Brad Pitt, while on tour to promote the release of "The Break-Up," co-starring Vince Vaughn.Aniston also reveales that she enjoyed filming her nude scene quite a lot. "I just got crazy, ripped off my skirt and went ‘Woo! Woo!’ I guess there’s something liberating about walking around completely nude. I am comfortable being naked."As if responding to a silent cue, she then adds, "but I will never be as happy as the first time I was naked in front of Brad. He was the love of my life, and my heart is as broken today as it was the day I found out about… her. The world was shocked, and I was shocked about… her."Wistfully pushing back a strand of hair, the star complains, "Why do the tabloids keep asking about Brad Pitt, my husband, or former husband?? Brad, Brad, Brad. That’s all I ever hear!""But I miss him, and I know Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is a secret reference to me, when he used to call me Rachel, but he would say "Chel" don’t you see? Chel, Chello - Shilo - Shiloh. I know it’s a message from Brad that this was supposed to be my child. I dream of him every day of my pitiful, useless life…" the former Friends star turns away from the camera, dramatically wiping away a single tear.Brad Pitt, 44, has reportedly registered the websites WillSheEverShutUp.com, WSESU.com and MyExWifeJenniferTheVictim.com in addition to ShilohJoliePitt.com and ShilohPitt.com, and is reportedly highly annoyed with Aniston’s very public sympathy pleas. Pitt is also highly defensive of the mother of his child, Angelina-Jolie.Brad has moved on, and friends say he wishes Jen would do the same, or at least say ‘no comment’ and stop chatting about him to every single tabloid reporter in a wistful tone of voice, or at the very least, stop copying Brangelina’s "we’re not a couple" subterfuge by pretending she and Vaughn are "not a couple", and at the very very least, stop using her friends to leak anti-Brad Pitt The Betrayer messages to the media, or at the very very least, not announce that Shiloh’s birth has "forced" her into a psychiatrist’s office three times a week, or at the very very very very extreme end of least, stop recounting a years-old divorce to improve box office ratings for her own boring and non-entertaining movies.According to reports, Pitt even fired a pregnant employee of Plan B, the company Brad and Jennifer founded in 2003, for telling Vanity Fair magazine this month that it will be “beyond painful” for Jennifer Aniston to see her ex-husband having a child with another woman, especially Angelina Jolie. According to Pitt’s attorneys, the former Plan B employee, Kristin Hahn, spoke about him to Vanity Fair without his approval, although Aniston had given hers.The story as represented above is written as a satire or parody. Copyright © 2003 TheSpoof.com

Coming back again to look at this beautiful woman and her dog. She sure does rock that shorts. She has an amazing body, I wish I had a body like that. I’ll be walking around naked, good thing I don’t. lol. Rock on Jen!

And your point will be?

I know. Everyone love her and who can blame them. She’s everything a woman should be.

Just passing thru.

JENNIFER LOOKS SO HOT AND GORGEOUS!!SHE LOOKS SO HAPPY AND FRESH NOT LIKE THE SMELLY UGLY PASTY CRAZY VAGELINA!FOR ALL OF YOU HATERS WHY DONT YOU FCK OFF AND GO AND FORSHIP YOUR FCKING UGLY VAIN MARSIAN VAGELINA AND HER BUSTERDS! AND WHAT IF SHE DOESN’T CARRY CHILDREN, THATS GREAT! NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO HAVE CHILDREN! SOME SANE PEOPLE ACTUALLY DOESN’T WANT CHILDREN AND THEY WANT TO DEDICATE THEIR LIFE AND LIVE THEIR LIFE TO THE FULLEST WITHOUT HAVING TO CUT THIS SHORT LIFE AND SPENT IT WITH SOME BRATS! GO JEN!!! YOU ARE GORGEOUS!!!!

# 347 | mark |It doesn’t show well for your cause defending your idol MISS Aniston, if you use such a vile language against others. Show some class. Good for you sharing a life style with MISS Aniston, concentrating on yourself and yourself only.