Jen & Vince Engaged

Chica you’re making a fool of yourself. I like Jen but I won’t act like you, what do you want to prove?

Chica might be Jen. This was from an interview that proves Jen logs on sites to check on what is been said about her and she even posts comments. Friends’ Jeninifer Aniston: Handle with care.To redress the balance, you should check out the Holy Tabernacle of Aniston the Divine - an Internet group whose central tenets include ‘Like some plants, Jennifer does not need to eat in order to survive, and can take sustenance from the air itself’, perhaps most puzzlingly, ‘Gravity does not affect Jennifer’…Oh my God, I’m totally blushing! Ha ha ha! I don’t understand why the laws of physics don’t apply to me though, because looking at my body they certainly do! Actually I’m into the Internet. A while ago it was something of an addiction for me, I would be on it until like 3am. But now I surf the Net and pretend I’m someone else. I change my name on an almost weekly basis. Sometimes I go into chat rooms and just see what people are saying about me, and I’ve walked in on plenty of conversations about myself. One person was saying, "I think I got rear ended by Aniston."Have you learned anything about yourself on the Internet that you didn’t know about before?Yeah, that I was having an affair with David Schwimmer from the show. Someone was saying how they’d seen us kissing in a mall. I certainly didn’t know about it and I don’t think he did either - although we’d probably have enjoyed it, had it happened, ha ha ha! But you know, I’m rumoured to be having sex with every famous man in Hollywood; and the truth is I haven’t had sex with anyone famous.Have you made comments about yourself online?Oh yeah, when the whole thing about my new haircut happened, I was saying thinks like, "I am so sick of hearing about Jennifer Aniston’s haircut! Let’s go back to what Friends is really about - the stories and the actors and not the haircut." It’s just a fad. It’ll go away. I do more on Friends than just flop in there with this bouncy little shag.http://anistoncenter.com/jen/interviews/fhm96.php####################################################################Do you guys think the pressure has finally got to Jen and she has lost it? I do.

I was the one who said that bamzs fans are always talking about Jen and you know what, I really do think they like her because you can’t talk research; know every fact about a person unless you are crazy about them. I do not know very much about BandA nor do I talk much about them because I have never liked them. Now for a few more points.1. I am a computer tech. so no working at McDonalds for me.2. I am VERY HAPPILY married.3. I am the same age as Jen.4. YES I AM WHITE ( they only seriotype you got right)5. I am a Jen fan but have my OWN life to live therfore I don’t stay on this form my whole day.I have absoluty NO respect for someone who cuts themselves - French kisses their brother - or waers blood on their clothes. among other things!! # 289 | JenFan | August 11, 2006 10:07 AM # 298 | Jennifer A is HOT | August 11, 2006 04:23 PM ***********************************URGENT!!Dr. FeelgoodDr. MedlawGray Ward UnitDear Doctors:I called the Mental Health Program Dept as suggested by one of the consultants and they said they would look into recommendation to admit Gray Ward patients w/ mild to severe case of SMIs into the ACT program. Apparently, our prominent Alpha patients had been part of a group w/c they referred as “Revolving Door” patients who are non-adherent to medications and treatment and high users of psychiatric & psychological services. They also have frequent contact with like-minded individuals who thrive on victimization, and cater to their passive-aggressive behavioral patterns w/ narcissistic tendencies. They seem to relish and relate to the concept of being a victim. They find validation in group meetings w/ similar individuals who manifest these behavioral patterns or borderline tendencies. Interestingly, based on the information gathered during admission they seem to have this in common:1) loves to scream at the ocean, tanning, alcoholic beverages (esp. margarita), Merits cigarettes (has to be Merits not Marlboro, or Virginia Slims, etc….), exercise coupled w/ intense dieting, though not necessarily in this order. 2) religiously conducts and attends Goddess circle ceremonies and puts high emphasis on bitching about other people and other women w/ this group of friends as therapeutic & caps the evening w/ dances around a fire and howling to the moon – w/c clearly manifest tendencies to be in love w/ their girlfriends.3) loves to talk about themselves and brag about their accomplishments (see post #289 & 298 as ex.) – most fond of the words - I, me, moi, myself, mine.4) has high moral standards of themselves and of others (morals that they of course set, see post #289 & #298 to illustrate)5) consider said girlfriends as their support system by doing the hatchet job for each other and vilifying the ex, or the woman her ex is currently w/ at the same time extolling the virtues of said friend who is really nothing but just a VICTIM. They even have a poster child for this – they named the TV girl who became famous for her Hair and was married to an A-lister (unfortunately due to the damage by chemical substance abuse to their brains and the amount of alcohol intake they imbibed they only have moments of lucidity and during the time of questioning, sadly they cannot remember her name but they are one in saying they truly, really deeply loooooooooove her and she’s so HOT.)6) They are known to talk & keep each other abreast of what goes on in their personal lives including the ins & outs of their marriages, their sex life, etc….In the past, these patients might have been referred for voluntary admission to psychiatric/psychiatric treatments/therapies but now they are likely to be referred for involuntary outpatient treatment or due to the severity of the case for involuntary admission to a psychiatric facility & incarceration.They told me they will forward the files and patients charts that might be of help to you.Sincerely,Nurse Greycc: file

Hello all Jen fansHave yourself a very good day. Wish Jen all the best.

When the tears come streaming down your faceWhen you lose something you can’t replaceWhen you love someone, but it goes to wasteCould it be worse?

High up above or down belowWhen you’re too in love to let it goIf you never try you’ll never knowJust what you’re worth

Tears stream down on your faceI promise you I will learn from the mistakesTears stream down your faceAnd I…

Lights will guide you homeAnd ignite your bonesAnd I will try to fix youJen Vince will fix your hurt.

This is my best song.So no one told you life was gonna be this way (clap clap clap clap) Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A. It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.

You’re still in bed at ten, but work began at eight You burned your breakfast, so far things are going great Your mother warned you there’d be days like these But she didn’t tell you when the world has brought you down to your knees

But I’ll be there for you (when the rain starts to pour) I’ll be there for you (like I’ve been there before) I’ll be there for you (because you’re there for me too)

Someone to face the day with Make it through all the rest with Someone I’ll always laugh with Even in my worst, I’m best with you, yeah