Kate Hudson and Jennifer Aniston Airport

Jen: They say you and Owen Wilson are together! I want him! I don’t have any A-list actor to date! Waaahhh!Kate: You think he’s date a worn-out old hag like you?! As if!Jen: I want him. I want anybody! Somebody fix me up!Kate: Forget it, Owen likes me. Dream on, you’re too old and h e wants kids.Jen: (finger raised) YO MAMA!Kate: Get me on this plane away from this lunatic.

I find it quite funny that the only way that the AJ fans can make thier idol look good, is to put Jennifer down..every one ( including the BAMZA fans, altho they won’t admit it) knows that its only a matter of time for Brangelina to be over..Brad is a Malibu kind of guy, wants roots and a stable life for his kids…Angelina on the other hand, gets bored easily and wants to travel the globe and drag those poor kids with her…soon the fight will be on,,,who will win? I think Angie will do what she wants, and leave Brad behind IMO.. so much for him wanting kids, he will have to hunt AJ down to see them, but he will pay a hefty bill in child support…Can’t hardly wait for the fun and games to begin..but feel really sorry for the kids…

Whatever happened to the old adage?"If you don’t have something nice to say, then don’t say anything at all."Maybe we should all post by that rule.don’t worry; I’ll post this at the BAMZS thread as well. It’s not one-sided # 59 | Hmmm… the 2nd ==============But is there anything nice about Jennifer Aniston? I was told me not to tell lies … ‘coz it is all wrong.

Jennifer is liek saying, call me, im the pro, you can come out the good person in this situation. dont worry, i wont charge you anything. But wait, your husband is who? oh he is not Brad pitt? No problem then, nobody will care!

# 69 | Angelika If you don’t like it …. GO AWAY

Jen: But Owen is a year older than me, I should have him. Not fair!Kate: But I’m younger and much prettier. And he wants kids. You know, it’s kind of like Brad and Angelina.Jen: (Finger raised again) YOU *****!

My grandma always said, "If you don;t have anything nice to say…..come sit by me, sweetie". Sorry, but I come from a long line of gossips, and isn’t that why we are all here, anyway?And Judi, I realize you are eager for Brad & Angie to separate, but I hope you are settling in for a good long wait. These two are going to be together for quite a while. Basing your opinion on what Angie was doing 6 years ago is why your theories are faulty.

I love Kate Hudson. She is a great actress and just plain beautiful with or without make-up. I loved her and Matthew McCon. in How to lose a guy. . .I am very sorry for her that her marriage didn’t work out. I hope the little boy will not be affected by the decisions of his parents. I also love Goldie Hawn. She is still beautiful and I think she is one of hollywood’s best. I always said that Meg Ryan, who is also wonderful was the "new" Goldie Hawn. Anyway, Kate Hudson is a beautiful talented woman. She obviously adores her kid and I wish her all the best.

EVERYBODY GO AWAY. ALL BRANGELINA FANS HAVE TO GO AWAY, THIS IS A JEN THREAD. WHY ARE YOU HERE? LEAVE US ALONE.

OH YEAH! I can hardly wait for them to break up, it will make me happy..and you guys will dissapear for a while, because FINALLY you will have nothing to say..and I sure won’t miss your negative comments, unless of course you Blame Jen for AJ/BP breakup, I wouldn’t put it past you….

Judi, maybe Jen and Chris can hook up….they sorta look alike. Same ‘do and all.

Actually NMore Brangelina, I don’t know any AJ fans, everyone I know thinks shes a freaky Ho. And will dump Brad in a heartbeat..I wonder if there is 1 or 2 Brangalina fans that keep posting with different names..that probably whats going on…LOL # 34 | judiI am reasonably certain that there are no more than 6 of them at PEAK times. I wonder which 3 will go with Angie and which 3 with Braddie when they split up. Ah, it’s always worse for the kiddies and the kiddie fans.

TEAM ANISTON!!!!!!! JEN IS GORGEOUS AND NOT A CHEATER LIKE KATE, I HOPE OWEN F’S HER AND LEAVES HER WHORRRRRRREEEEEE

jen looks so tiny next to kate!

Jen - Hey Kate, I heard about your divorce. How are ya holding up.Kate - Oh I’m cool. It wasn’t like unexpected or anything so I was kinda prepared for it.Jen - Now Kate, that’s the last thing you want to say in public. Girl you gotta act like you were blind sided by it.Kate - What do you mean?Jen - Pity Party, girl. You do not mess with the power of the Pity Party. Look at me, after 3 bombs I’m still in the news.Kate - uhhh…..about that, aren’t you a little embarrased? Do you know people are laughing at you?Jen - what do you mean?Kate - I mean, it was obvious your marrigae was failing, yet you pretend like it came out of nowhere. It seems a little childish. Look at me, I’m 27yrs old with a Kid and I’d never stoop to that level. I have to much class for that.Jen - (pointing finger) Are you calling me classless *****?Kate - whatever Jen, Whatever. You need to chill out with the pity party.(To her friend)Come on let’s get outta here before someone takes my picture with this whiny woman….girl. Jeez, why couldn’t I have run into Angelina Jolie at the airport? Now that will elevate my status.Jen - (Screaming) what did you say? Do you know who I am? I am America’s Sweetheart! Americaaaaaaaaaaaaaa’s Sweethearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!Kate - Jesus, she has lost it. Quick let’s get outta here. # 20 | Eavesdropper ****************************Muahahaha.POST of the day! Maybe of the month!CLASSIC & PRICELESS!!Hahahahahhaaahaahaahaa!