Angelina Jolie: Shiseido Ads

As reported all the way back in April, here are Angelina Jolie’s long awaited ads for make-up giant Shiseido.  This advertising campaign was shot when Angelina was 6-7 months pregnant during her stay in Paris, France.  Angelina Jolie’s Shiseido television commercial will not be officially released to the web but is scheduled to air in Japan one week from today, August 28th.  Let’s hope for a YouTube miracle…  Thanks, taramoon!!

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# 1
Passing Through @ 08/21/2006 at 3:10 pm

She looks great! No surprise there.

# 2

Oh my goodness!!! This woman is GORGEOUS!!!!!! What a shot!!!! TOTALLY BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING, BRILLIANT. Can’t say enough!!!

# 3

wow–I had to take a dounle take–it doesn’t even look like her! Guess she has a lot of professional makeup on and the photos have been photoshopped. Beautful pics–

# 4
sam team jolie @ 08/21/2006 at 3:15 pm

Angie you are so gorgeous!!!!!!!

# 5

Hi JJ,Hi BAMZS fans.Thanks JJ, beautiful picture of ANGIE when she was pregnant in Paris what a lucky girl and BP is as sexy as ever in O13 one lucky man to have found ANGIE they belong together too much hotness.

# 6

She looks like a man…

# 7

She looks like Nemo..she is a fish male!

# 8
COLD HARD MATH @ 08/21/2006 at 3:21 pm

Pictures are beautiful. And the ring on her finger: I think it’s just for the ad.

# 9
Shiseido beauty @ 08/21/2006 at 3:23 pm

Truly, a thing of beauty is a joy forever.Lucky Brad!

Oh la la… HOThttp://www.goingbald.ca

One word: Breathtaking!!!!!

lips,lips,lips,lips.good enough to eat

What an exquisite feminine beauty! Incredibly beautiful! Gorgeousity overload!

who’s the best blogger in the world? JARED! JARED! JARED!

Super stunning hot mama Jolie-Pitt.

What a beauty… stunning! Thank you JJ. As usual, you never fail.

I’m sure Angelina did put the band on that finger for the ad, but it was sure nice to see her matching band with Brad on her ring finger. She really looks great.

PlasticNotPerfect @ 08/21/2006 at 3:32 pm

SERIOUS airbrushing. Where’s the mole and the vein on the forehead? And they even got those big bags out from under her eyes. lol

Beautiful woman inside and outside!!!!!!!

OMG!!! She is so GORGEOUS! Remember she was heavily pregnant. Couldn’t believe it. I used Shiseido for five years back a few years ago, and changed to another brand just for the sake of getting something different. And now, I’m thinking to change back.

Oh Jared, thanks for the pics… she is simply stunning! These pics were taken when she was pregnant! 6/7months pregnant when they were in paris! which pregnant woman pulls off such a beautiful face? man… she is so pretty….. Now I want that makeup….

a non fan @ 08/21/2006 at 3:33 pm

gorgeous how always

We love you Angie.

she is the baddest b!tch on the planet!!

Shiseido beauty @ 08/21/2006 at 3:35 pm

Oh, looking forward for the TV commercial!

Here lips are out of scale for the rest of her face and her eyes are still expressionless here, but she still looks betther than that ‘channeling Joan Crawford’ photo though.

JJJJJJJJJJJared….thank you :))))gorgeous, beautiful, elegant, classy, magnifique, tres tres jolie…

Bradisagoodguy @ 08/21/2006 at 3:36 pm

Brad, Mad, Z and Shi are lucky.

Hollywood sexiest leading lady. An international movie star by all standards.

C’EST JOLIE!

You go girl. Don’t stop the ass kicking.

She looks like a molded mannequin. WAY too much photoshopping going on here.

Thanks Jared, u ROCK as always… Angie looks MAGNIFICENT in these ads, i’m hoping we’ll get to see the tv ads when its released

A short conversation:(((("UPGRADE!!")))) - The ENTIRE KNOWN UNIVERSE, comments on Brad’s new life and lady."Why, thank you entire known universe, I agree." — BRAD PITT

bradislucky @ 08/21/2006 at 3:41 pm

Have a Jolie good time, Brad. She’s stunning.

angelina jolie is the most beautiful woman in the world!!!!brad is a very lucky man.

they have wonderful sun block products as well, all natural. My sister and her children were allergic to most of the regular sun blocks product out there, they got rashes and itchyness, so a friend of mine mention Shiseido’s sun block products, so they tried it, and they loved it.

Alexanderina @ 08/21/2006 at 3:43 pm

WOW and DOUBLE WOW, she is GORGEOUS, the pictures are BEAUTIFUL. Way to go Angelina with your bad self, you are HOT . Thanks Jared, Gitane is right, you are the BEST BLOGGER in the whole freaking World

architect @ 08/21/2006 at 3:44 pm

Braddy’s girls-Angie, Z and Shiloh.

wow..wow wow! simply stunning and gorgeous. can’t deny those great natural facial bone structure . For those complaining abaout photo being airbrushed - well, it’s part of any photoshoot and all magazine photos are airbrushed anyway but the fact remains that one need to have a great foundation to work with and that is Angelina ! Also, most airbrushed photo appear nothing like the person in real life but in this case, you can see that this photo is still totally naturally Angelina. As an asian, I can say that this advertisment is great. It will capture the targeted customer base and will be a success. Very smart and great move on part of Shiseido ! They have a winner for sure. !

ANGELINA HAS GOT ST. JOHN AND SHISEIDO HOW ABOUT THE HAS BEEN TV STAR WITH AN ORANGE SKIN DUE TO OVER TANNING,HAS SHE HAD ANY MODELLING JOBS LIKE THIS?

unknown universe @ 08/21/2006 at 3:45 pm

A short conversation:(((("UPGRADE!!")))) - The ENTIRE KNOWN UNIVERSE, comments on Brad’s new life and lady."Why, thank you entire known universe, I agree." — BRAD PITT # 34 | WOWSA ————————[{{””^^^^;;;..,,.===;;//[[[a;;;;a.a.a.a.. — comments made from other parts of the UNIVERSE UNKNOWN, which translated means: "Hey, don’t forget about us, we too think Brad Pitt has made an enormous upgrade the likes of which we have never seen in all our millions of years watching your planet earth

fascination @ 08/21/2006 at 3:46 pm

Can’t get enough, I hope we get to see the TV commercials soon.

wow - she looks good - my face was swollen during my pregnancy. still- a couple of those pics are a little on the waxy side.like simONE or jude law’s character in that movie AI. a touch creepy since she’s normally so natural.

# 34 | WOWSA # 42 | unknown universe————————————————–greeting from Earthling, thank you for your post, must cost you a fortune….LOL, welcome.

Quess what? You are beautiful Angie. I thank God for you.

i used shiseido few years back but they are really expensive but they are really good to any typeof skin.i recommend this product to everyone,even maniston would agree.

The make-up is supergood, where do we get to buy them?

carrie nae @ 08/21/2006 at 3:53 pm

LOOOOOOOOVE HER BEAUTY!!!!!!!!!

A lot of gossip lately that they are headed for a split…that Angie was staying in a hotel and was very unhappy with Brad. After the reports of Jen and Vince engaged were denied so vehemently I suppose I should just look at the pictures and believe nothing of the gossip? Kind of like a soap opera where you have to say I can’t believe the writers came up with this crazy plot.

carolina a.m. @ 08/21/2006 at 3:53 pm

Definitely not natural. Not a bit like that woman in the Anne Curry interview. Plus the usual Jolie ‘come hither to the maneater look’… Then again, does she even have another expression? LOL

you can’t buy them in every department stores,here in england,i bought mine in HARRODS.this product is simply the best.if you notice most japanese has got flawless and beautiful skin.shiseido is one of the reasons.

# 18 | PlasticNotPerfect - Obviously you approve how well Angie is promoting Shiseido.

# 48 | truth -all the department stores, Macy’s, Nordstom, Bloomingdale…

Shiseido beauty @ 08/21/2006 at 3:55 pm

The make-up is supergood, where do we get to buy them? # 48 | truth————————-Shiseido readies two new global cosmetic brands15/6/2006 - Shiseido is about to launch two new mega brand cosmetic lines on the Japanese market that should be rolled, one of which should be rolled out on the global market by 2007.Set to launch on the domestic market towards the end of the summer, the company say that it is aiming to grow sales of the product to ¥30bn (€207m) by the end of the March, Japanese news reports said.The launches include a new make-up brand known as Integrate, which is priced to appeal to women aged 20 – 40 as well as the 50-plus baby boomer generation, followed by a premium skin care range called Elixir Superieur, which will be targeted at older women.The company added that both the brands would be launched on the South Korean and Taiwanese market in 2007, while Elixir Superieur is expected to be launched on the US market in 2007 and the fast-growing China market in 2008.Last month the company announced plans to expand its China retail store network by approximately 70 per cent, increasing the number of stores to 1,700 by 2007. It is also aiming to lift sales in the country from ¥30bn in 2005 to ¥40bn this year.Currently Shiseido is the world’s number four cosmetics player, and by far the biggest player on the Japanese market. It is hoping that its strategy to concentrate on mega brands will help to boost its position on the domestic market, where competition is intensive, as well as overseas, where the company has a largely premium positioning.

She looks like a futuristic doll that has been sent to earth to kill. dont like it at all, dont see the appeal

African Girl @ 08/21/2006 at 3:57 pm

#42 / Unknown UniverseRotflmao……thanks for the info. See, even people in outta space think she is astonishingly beautiful!!!

Then again, does she even have another expression? LOL# 51 | carolina a.m.yes, sometimes she squints her eyes when she cries on film.

done with you @ 08/21/2006 at 4:00 pm

You idiots calling her plastic do realize this is a cosmetics campaign, don’t you?

Whoa, #46…get a grip.Anyhoo, yes the waxy is a little creepy. I think it’s perfect for a MAKEUP campaign though. If she were selling watches, it would be a different story. Though I think she’s much prettier in the candid plane/flying pictures.

LOL, Angelina on Ann Curry was more than stunning and proved she has a NATURAL beauty. She doesn’t have permanent veins on her forhead, lol, they only appear when she is intense and really thin. In this ad she looks MAGNIFICENT and even though her skin was airbrushed greatly but her facial features are still the same, her eyes, nose, lips and ALL are the same and she is one blessed woman. Brad is a very lucky man and this is the first time i can say he found someone who matches him with his physical beauty as well as for his passions to kids.

Shiseido beauty @ 08/21/2006 at 4:01 pm

A lot of gossip lately that they are headed for a split…that Angie was staying in a hotel and was very unhappy with Brad. After the reports of Jen and Vince engaged were denied so vehemently I suppose I should just look at the pictures and believe nothing of the gossip? Kind of like a soap opera where you have to say I can’t believe the writers came up with this crazy plot. # 50 | Susan ——————-Brad would not dare even for a moment think to leave such a thing of beauty, which is his joy forever.To refresh, Brad said in his Ann Curry’s interview that finally, he has experienced profounf love and has found true joy … and having kids with Angelina is the BEST THING he has ever done in his life.

dragonfly @ 08/21/2006 at 4:04 pm

Angie’s FIERCE, ya’ll! Ooh La La Jolie! I think she is lovely and exotic looking. It is wonderful to see someone who looks interesting, not just another generically beautiful-but-boring blue-eyed blonde.La Jolie is bodacious!

Mrs. smith @ 08/21/2006 at 4:05 pm

THOSE LIPS!! THOSE EYES!! THAT NOSE! THAT PERFECTLY SCULPTURED FACE!!! The woman is a Goddess! What else can I say?

Better Airbrushed @ 08/21/2006 at 4:05 pm

Though I think she’s much prettier in the candid plane/flying pictures. # 60 | anon Really. I thought she looked kind of low -classy trashy at the airplaine. Umkempt even. Angelina really just can’t pull of the casual look without going straight to sloppy IMO.

Positively stunning. No wonder that Brad loves her, I love her too. I hope that she knows how welove her here at JJ. She has taken so much heatfrom this triangle. She deserves so much better.Brad and Angie keep your love alive. Don’t let the haters and the paps take your joy. You are the most awesome couple in Hollywood history.

Lauderdale @ 08/21/2006 at 4:09 pm

Her head always looks too big for the neck–next to Brad her head looks way bigger than his. And they certainly covered up all her imperfections in these photos.

She looks like a total tranny in these pics. A tranny mannequin.

# 17 | Tabitha - Is it the matching band or another ring? Somehow it seems like a different ring.

Once a Weirdo.. @ 08/21/2006 at 4:11 pm

Really just can’t look at her without seeing some of her red carpet weirdness. Sorry.

Sharon in Canada @ 08/21/2006 at 4:11 pm

Love you Angie. Brad has never looked happier. I can’t wait to see more pictures of the kids, especially Shiloh Nouvel. GO BAMZS GO!!

by the way, there is a cute pic of her climbing in her airplane at http://www.perezhilton.com . By the way, they are really hating on her there. Anyway, you can see her tummy in that photo, which is so adorable that she didn’t do the typical starving/post-baby hollywood diet.

Buying Shiseido @ 08/21/2006 at 4:11 pm

SHISEIDO …. I will buy your products. I hope to become beautiful as Angie!!!

Brad on having kids with Angie:It’s a true joy (and) a very profound love. You can write a book, you can make a movie, you can paint a painting, but having kids is the most extraordinary thing I’ve ever taken on.

African Girl @ 08/21/2006 at 4:12 pm

#5 / MedullaMon Soeur African, comment avez-vous ete? It’s been awhile, is everything good with you?

here is a direct link if you don’t want to scroll down on perez’s home page: http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/angelina_jolie/getting_closer_to_heaven_20060821.php#comments

Ooops. They missed the bag under one eye.

dragonfly @ 08/21/2006 at 4:14 pm

Oh ya’ll just need to stop it with the airbrushing/photoshopping cracks. All the beautiful top models get airbrushed Heidi, Tyra, Naomi, Giselle, they do it to improve on the package they are selling, but you can’t get shots like these from just anybody, you have t have something to work with to begin with, and Angie’s got plenty of good natural assets to enhance.If Jen Aniston or Courteney Cox was ever in a make-up ad, they’d have to do so much airbrushing that they’d have to keep brushing and brushing until there’d be nothing left but her skull. Then again, they’d have to airbrush that out, too, since neither one of them even has good enough bone structure to carry an ad like this. You’s just have a blank piece of paper with mascara and blush on it.

Ooops. They missed the bag under one eye.

smart campaign by shiseido. angie’s got exotic looks that appeal internationally and universally (and unknown universally). very very nice. almost makes me wish i wore more makeup so i could go buy some! what are their skin care products like?

Her head always looks too big for the neck–next to Brad her head looks way bigger than his. And they certainly covered up all her imperfections in these photos. # 68 | Lauderdale | August 21, 2006 04:09PM ————–Please, Chinnifer Maniston’s head was 5 times the size of Brad’s and her chin and jaw could have made a fine powder out Brad’s entire skull. So step.She looks like a total tranny in these pics. A tranny mannequin. # 69 | cunning————————Sorry, that particular retort - really doesn’t apply. You might want to start using it on the bad teevee actress who resembles Dustin Hoffman’s tootsie - it’s very appropriate for her.Brad Pitt = one lucky sob. Congrats on the Great Escape Tyler Durden!!

Who is laughing now? She has Brad, 3 beautiful kids and a successful career. She’s a wonderful human being, a nuturing mother, a humanitarian and an oscar winning actress.

Starburst @ 08/21/2006 at 4:17 pm

Photoshopped to the point of plastic. Very unappealing.

Her head always looks too big for the neck–next to Brad her head looks way bigger than his. And they certainly covered up all her imperfections in these photos. # 68 | Lauderdale LMAO, have you seen MMS? her head is NOT bigger than his, in fact never was her head bigger than his. Her head looks big because she has a petite body.and what imperfections are you talking about? the mole! lol, they did not straighten or narrowed her nose, enlarged her eyes or inflated her lips. Those are her REAL features.

wow…..sooo beautiful!!her face is just perfect

Oh, christ, the mongrels are out. Listen, YOU or I should look that bad any day of the week, let alone when we’re about to pop out a baby. Why doesn’t X have any endorsement deal with a makeup manufacturer? Is it because women don’t want to strive for the thin-lipped, passed-out-drunk-by-the-hotel-pool-for-12-hours-without-any-sunblock, just-got-woken-up-by-the-towel-lady look?

# 99 | bored …WELL STUPID….if you’re so BORED go and dunk your silly face in the arctic circle….now that is exciting for you shithead!!

ladyanjen @ 08/21/2006 at 7:40 pm

Losing credibility FAST, Angie. . . .beautiful pictures, tho. Thank you, Jared.

Old Lady - tell me about the price tag of Shiseido but you know when it comes to Angelina, one can’t help but buy buy buy.I love reading your comments. Please keep posting.welcome to new BAMZS fans and hello to all the regulars.

Let’s give the desperate naysayers some slack. After all, seeing these pictures it’s painfully obvious to the world why Brad wouldn’t pass any chance in the world to go for this PERFECT package—a MOTHER, an Oscar winning MOVIE actress, and THIS FACE. Jealous Jen fan’s bashing is such a tiny price to pay for THIS.Hey Medulla, how are you??I found a very nice French speaking young woman on Craigslist from Côte d’Ivoire to come to speak with my kids, so they don’t lose their French they learned this summer.Yes Shiseido is really good–I use the Clé de Peau liquid foundation and they are the best. I completely left Chanel (except for eye shadows). It’s also fragrant-free. You can get white, beige, and tan liquids etc and mix the color to fit your skin color–it covers EVERYTHING and not heavy. It doesn’t become like a cake on your face LOL. Shiseido is not cheap at all, but a bottle lasts for a LONG LONG time. I just need a few drops of liquid a day, and it goes on the skin very fast it saves a lot of time in the morning. Now I should be paid by Shiseido for the good press LOL

thin-lipped, passed-out-drunk-by-the-hotel-pool-for-12-hours-without-any-sunblock, just-got-woken-up-by-the-towel-lady look?lol

ANGELINA IS SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL!! FOOLS CAN TRY EVERY WAY THEY CAN TO DENY BOTH HER INNER AND OUTER BEAUTY BUT THE TRUTH IS THE TRUTH. I think that Angie and Brad have definitely moved to the L Feliz home because Angie is now only flying out of the Burbank Airport near that home, rather than the Santa Monica airport nearer Malibu. That home has so much privacy and that is so good for all of them. Well sadly all the haterons had the weekend to build up their inventories of uncontrollable filthy lies and outbursts and just had to vent it today. HATERONS, THE JOLIE-PITTS ARE STILL TOGETHER. THEY ARE GOING ON LIVING THEIR LIVES FOR THEMSELVES AND THEIR CHILDREN. YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME HOPING THEY BREAK UP JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE MISERABLE AND WANT EVERYONE ELSE TO BE LIKE YOU. WHY IS IT THAT ANYONE BELIEVES WHAT THEY SEE IN THE TABS AND THE GOSSIP BLOGS THAT QUOTE SOURCES LIKE THE POST CHRONICLE, THE DAILY MAIL, UNKNOWN SOURCES? DON’T HATERONS SEE THAT EVERYONE IS GOING TO PEOPLE MAGAZINE, AND ONLY PEOPLE, WHEN THEY HAVE SOMETHING THEY WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW? THAT THE OTHER MAGAZINES/TABS ARE NOT GETTING ANY INFORMATION AT ALL FROM ANYBODY? US IS STILL SO INVOLVED IN THE ATERMATH OF THE WHOLE JA/VV ENGAGEMENT/NOT ENGAGEMENT AFFAIR, AND PEOPLE IS REALLY BENEFITTING FROM THAT. THE JOLIE-PITTS COMMUNICATE WTH PEOPLE, AND ONLY PEOPLE, WHEN THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. NOW THAT IS THE TRUTH.

great pix, but Jared whats up with the posting time/order?

angielover @ 08/21/2006 at 8:04 pm

Angie looks great as usual.

For the ‘cowards’ out there who suggest that Angie looks like a man — YOU WISH YOU LOOKED THAT GOOD!!! Was that all you could say? What no better comment? For those who did not supply names — you can talk the talk, but can’t walk the walk? I have one word for all of you — it’s not a word I use, as I don’t like ‘naughty’ words, but you have just vexed this New Yorker — so here’s what I will call you — ‘WANKERS’. If you don’t know what it means, TOO BAD!!! Just like your bloody awful comments about Jen. YOU’RE A BUNCH OF WALLYS!!!

NOW, NOW girls(haters) put your claws back in. No need to scratch up the keyboards. AJ cannot help that she is beautiful. It is in the genes. Her mother is beautiful and AJ is beautiful. However, beauty is only skin deep. AJ is also a caring, compassionate woman. She is doing good things. Her inner beauty will be there when she is old and grey. Whether photoshopped, natural or wind-blown, AJ has good bone structure and a rare exoctic beauty that none of you haters can touch. No need to hate, just appreciate.

Angie you are loved for your humanitarian work.

I like it @ 08/21/2006 at 8:07 pm

I like how they made her hair look really short. She would look good with short hair.I wonder how much money she made from them.

the posts on these threads are showing up all wonky for some reason

NOW, NOW girls(haters) put your claws back in. No need to scratch up the keyboards. AJ cannot help that she is beautiful. It is in the genes. Her mother is beautiful and AJ is beautiful. However, beauty is only skin deep. AJ is also a caring, compassionate woman. She is doing good things. Her inner beauty will be there when she is old and grey. Whether photoshopped, natural or wind-blown, AJ has good bone structure and a rare exotic beauty that none of you haters can touch. No need to hate, just appreciate.

More companies could use her, she looks great and gets a lot of publicity.

Breathtaking!Sunscreen is good for your skin when using it daily and what’s her name should give it a try.

Angie Jolie-Pitt. Is she wearing her wedding ring?

The Comeback Kid @ 08/21/2006 at 8:11 pm

Is this thing on?

African Girl @ 08/21/2006 at 8:12 pm

#79 / Dragon Fly#87 / KikiYou two are killing me…..yes, I almost fell off my chair (Wait for it). On a serious note, we ought to know by nowBeautiful Picture of AJ = Far reaching theories from the Fanistons to downplay her beauty.Let’s all just sit back and laugh our behinds off as they scramble for things to say.

If there is such thing as the parallel world, I want to be her!!! Stunningly beautiful, there’s nothing like it!

I am so tired of seeing pics of Jolie and Pitt. Why don’t you find NEW INTERESTING PEOPLE ? You can’t because you are dull and completely out of touch with the industry. I notice JustJared also edits out anything that is anti-Pitt or anti-Jolie and leaves in ALL the anti-Aniston comments. I guess JustJared is on their payroll ?

the negative comments are just plain silly. anyone who’s seen the first shiloh pics knows that angie is naturally gorgeous–nursing bra, no makeup, one week after giving birth. all this photoshopping and airbrushing talk is ridiculous. it’s not like she’s flava flav’s twin sister and they had to overhaul her face. fact is she’s beautiful and her face is earning millions for her equally beautiful heart to help support her charities. i think she should do a lot more modeling. she’s very good at it.can you imagine what angie would look like on the runway? oh my!

Looking good girl.

This is airbrushed completely. See a real photo of her. Anyone can look like this.

sheeez hawt @ 08/21/2006 at 8:17 pm

true she’s a natural beauty, but here she looks like a robot! http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0212720/Ss/0212720/AIC-3005r.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0212720too glossy! ugly and old people are the best cosmetic models because then you can say ‘wow, they DO look better!’

lainey gossip @ 08/21/2006 at 8:17 pm

Brad & Angie: paradise in jeopardy?Life & Style Weekly, the vanguard of accurate tabloid reporting, really outdid itself this week with an explosive cover proclaiming the beginning of the end of the “Brangelina” era – a story that barely registered here in North America but somehow ended up twisted and repurposed for other rags overseas, resulting in nearly a thousand emails from many readers asking for clarification. And fair enough. After all, the world is hungry for anything Family Pitt, following the high of Shiloh’s early summer arrival, the last 8 weeks have been dry at best, with little or no reliable information about the Chosen Ones and the intriguing details behind their veiled lives. So here’s what Life & Style had to say: - Angie doesn’t want to get married and she wants to continue traveling - Brad wants stability, marriage, and a life in Malibu - Angie refuses, Brad gets mad, misses Jen and tells Angie that he’s still in love with his ex wife. - Angie gets mad, moves into a hotel temporarily with the children, and to be honest, I didn’t bother reading the rest. I’ll give you a minute to let that sink in. And to let the bollocks hit you several times in the face. Quite a yarn, non? The problem is the story traveled to Europe where British tabloids – not exactly bastions of reliability themselves – spun it for their own readers and ta da! All of a sudden, people are mourning “Brangelina” and expecting a Pitt/Aniston reconciliation. Ummmm…not so fast. Please gossips…before you believe it, please consider the source and if you’re new to this, please click here for the Life & Style track record, or more specifically, a complete run down of tabloid hierarchy in the United States and the rationale behind why you should not be putting stock into this or the last major break up they claimed, about Tom & Katie who are still obviously very much together, at least contractually so. Look also at this cover and more specifically the cost of it. Keep in mind also that People and Us Weekly are selling at almost double this price, not to say that cheaper isn’t better but think about it – if a magazine is struggling to move copies, what’s the most surefire way to get things rolling? Will a cover story about “Brad & Angie: Happy and Healthy” do better business than a scandalous headline reading “Brad still loves Jen!”??? Hardly. So what’s my point? My point is that NO ONE knows what’s going on with the Pitts. As I’ve been saying all summer, the Pitts have sealed all leaks. The Pitts will only let you know what they want you to know. And in this case, the Pitts most certainly wouldn’t want you to know through Life & Style Weekly that they’re in trouble and in danger of combustion. As for the whole hotel business – I’m told it had something to do with moving in to the new house and getting things ready. Very undramatic, all on the up and up. But hey – I realize that’s boring. So if you need to believe the bogus reports… giv’er. However, you might want to quickly glance at this montage of past covers, created by the clever cats at Gawker . As you can see, it’s the 2nd or perhaps 3rd time Brad and Angie have split, and the Vince/Jen engaged business dates to January, I think, and of course we all know that Jessica and Nick certainly didn’t have babies. Sorry…I’m just sayin’….

done with you @ 08/21/2006 at 8:19 pm

# 99 | boredYYAAAAAAWWWWNNNN! Get a clue! Jolie & Pitt ARE the industry. Their sites get more hits, their threads get more comments. Tabs don’t sell unless they are on the cover. Shows get more ratings when they are mentioned. If you want new and exciting people, start your own blog and post their pictures up. Then come back and tell us how many hits you get.Have fun!

Holy Angie, she is probably the world’s most beautiful creature, the most saintly humanitarian and the most loving person.

reality check @ 08/21/2006 at 8:20 pm

This is real:http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-06/12/xin_1206031215550

other kim @ 08/21/2006 at 8:22 pm

lainey is smart. she knows they are boring. too boring to sell mags. lainey even took angelina off her freebie five because if she "wanted to sleep with a hot mom who dresses in all black I’d sleep with my best friend."angie is pretty but boring -which is a GOOD thing for a mom to be, i think. like paltrow said, you have to be caught snorting a like of coke from a models ass not be considered boring. viva kate moss!

the negative comments are just plain silly. anyone who’s seen the first shiloh pics knows that angie is naturally gorgeous–nursing bra, no makeup, one week after giving birth. all this photoshopping and airbrushing talk is ridiculous. it’s not like she’s flava flav’s twin sister and they had to overhaul her face. fact is she’s beautiful and her face is earning millions for her equally beautiful heart to help support her charities. i think she should do a lot more modeling. she’s very good at it.can you imagine what angie would look like on the runway? oh my! # 100 | gitane ———————–True gitane, I think it was Denzel who said she moved like silk, so I imagine she’d be very good on a runway…hey maybe when the kids are a little older she can do one of those mommy/daughter kid fashion shows for charity, and walk down the runway with Zee and Shi. :-)LOLOL

She is nothing to look atNOTHING VERY PLAIN

WE LOVE YOU BAMZ

OOOOHHHHH I love you angie. Say hi to braddy and the kids for me. Maybe we can have a sleep over someday.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLYou people make me sick. You actually act as if these people wouls EVER even notice you let alone be your best friend. Go get a real life.

other kim @ 08/21/2006 at 8:26 pm

i told my aethitician that i want my eyebrows to look like angelina jolie — she just stared at me like she didn’t know how to break the news that no matter what, she couldn’t make me look like angie. lol. sigh….

beautiful pictures !!!!!!!!!!!beautiful mombeautiful familybeautiful philantropistbeautiful actressshesiedo (? spelling) is big in asia. so happy she landed this deal.

GROSS what is up with her teeth in the last picture?

She is nothing to look atNOTHING VERY PLAIN # 109 | april————————–Hahahahahahahahahaha. You’re a jealous, ignorant sad delusional fool. Muahahahahahaha!

#105: "In the first six months of 2006, 130,000 people were employed in entertainment in Los Angeles, compared with 127,200 in 2005" : so, 129,998 say that you are lying. http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/19/business/media/19hollywood.html?ei=5065&en=b7d1054e554ce0d7&ex=1156651200&partner=MYWAY&pagewanted=print

omg! her hair is pulled back into a bun! duh!!! think! ….but anyways shes beautoful!! those lips…my God!

# 109 | april - Poor you! I would hate to see what you look like.

#87 kidi ….I love it. LMAO

She looks scary, does not look human, she looks like a cyborg on one of those sci fi movies.

If possible she is even more beautiful in this wacky funny japanese prank show — Brad must get down on his knees every night, lol.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjxXHgrM1Ag