Jennifer Aniston & Vince Vaughn = Best Chemistry

# 207 | Ilurk2 Look at these pictures, they show "actions"http://www.organicap.com/aniston/pages/calendar/2005/cal_2005_01.htmLook at the picture Jan. 6, 2005Yeah, that man was really unhappy.

I would do Jen in a minute, That is if she put a Bag over her head, and STFU. Plus she would have to pay me and pay me big. I do not do mugly, but I will for pay, and a bag over her face.

This media ***** just won’t go away, she’s worse than Tom Cruise! I wish she’d get prgnant & take some time off, but we all know THAT won’t ever happen… # 105 | so sick of her ===========================Yes but it’s nice to dream. It’s amazing how people with absolutly NO talent can get lucky and get a movie deal. I mean just look at Paris Hilton. And Jennifer Anistion is not that easy on the eye. She owes her life to who ever manages her career.

Why doesn’t Jennifer Aniston have any endorsement deals for makeup or anything? I guess women don’t really want to look like her. # 143 | oh come on! ==========================WOULD YOU, LOL

Signing OffIt’s really over. Jennifer Aniston quietly files for divorce while – how weird is this? – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie pretend to set up houseTHURSDAY MARCH 31, 2005 12:00PM EST(FROM PEOPLE MAGAZINE)Only last December, Brad Pitt told Diane Sawyer he was ready to start having babies with wife Jennifer Aniston. "Yeah," he said, "I got family on the mind." He sure did: There he was Easter weekend at a luxe late-’50s home in Rancho Mirage, Calif., proudly pushing a stroller and romping in a sunny suburban paradise with five little boys. (Boys, even though he had said he wanted all girls.) One of them was Pitt’s spitting image and sat on the star’s lap in an old-fashioned paneled station wagon. "Brad was having a blast," says one witness. "Just playing with them like crazy. One kid kept beating him with a toy and Brad thought that was funny as hell."But Aniston, 36, was no part of this paradise. On March 25, the same day Pitt was playing dad in the desert, she filed for divorce from the 41-year-old actor in Superior Court in L.A. County, emphatically ending any talk that the couple, who announced their separation Jan. 7, might reconcile. She then headed for the Malibu home of her close friend Courtney Cox. And Pitt the papa? Pure fantasy – or maybe a weird joke, given the "wife" at his side: Angelina Jolie. Gearing up the promotional machinery for Mr. and Mrs. Smith, their upcoming romantic thriller about a married pair of professional assassins, he and costar Jolie, 29, were doing a two-day photo shoot March 25 and 26 for the June issue of W. With Pitt’s friend and favorite photographer, Steven Klein, handling the camera, he and Jolie play-acted a happily married couple in a retro, picture-perfect style suggesting an American family of the Kennedy era. False smiles all around. The kids? Hired models.In short, there was a funhouse-mirror aspect to the whole shoot (which Aniston didn’t know about, a source says). How could anyone see those five boys and not think about the flawless marriage that had now proved unsalvageable, and childless, after less than five years? Or the rumors (denied by all parties) that Jolie and Pitt had fallen for each other during the movie’s protracted shoot? Even though Pitt and Jolie were also photographed for steamier shots minus the children, "the only time Brad and Angelina came in contact was to take a picture," says the onlooker. Otherwise they kept to separate trailers (Jolie had toted her son Maddox, 3, along with her) and separate rooms at a nearby hotel. Yet "there was definitely that wink-wink feeling on the set." At one point a member of the crew tried to set the mood by playing Frank Sinatra’s "Love and Marriage" on the stereo. "The whole set was laughing – even Brad and Angelina," says the source. "They just kind of snickered."While Mr. and Mrs. Smith got ready for their close-ups, Mr. and Mrs. Pitt were quietly bidding the world farewell. In the brief, five-page divorce papers, Aniston cites "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the split, asks to have her name restored to Jennifer Joanna Aniston (she had legally taken Pitt’s last name when they married) and, unsurprisingly, doesn’t ask for spousal support. (She’s worth an estimated $80 million to Pitt’s $100 million.) From here, expect the divorce to proceed with a minimum of fuss. If Aniston and Pitt can privately agree on how to divide their property, Pitt need not respond to her filing in court. "Most likely the public will never see their settlement agreement," says L.A. divorce lawyer Lynn Soodik, who has represented Meg Ryan. The divorce could be finalized as soon as September after a mandatory six-month waiting period. "There’ll just be some notice that a judgment has been entered," says Soodik, "and that’ll be it." One possible point of contention has already been dealt with: Sources say Aniston wants to keep their showcase $13.5 million Beverly Hills mansion. Pitt was ready to sell it and move on, but he doesn’t want to make her unhappy: He’ll leave it off the market and in her hands. Not that anyone expected the couple – who remained so close after their separation that reconciliation rumors flew constantly – to come out fighting at this point. Friends and family reacted to the news of Aniston’s filing with disappointment and resignation. "It’s sad," one close relative said simply. Friends have said that after their separation, the two did entertain thoughts of getting back together. "The separation is a step back to see if their relationship is going to be forever or if it’s not," a source said at the time. That Aniston, not Pitt, was the one to cast the official vote for not may reflect her decision-making in the breakup. She initiated the separation just a step ahead of her husband, sources have said.Of course, once the decision to divorce was made, Good Friday is an excellent day to drop news into the media pond and hope to reduce the ripples. Aniston may have been the one to file simply to get the ball rolling, according to lawyer Soodik. "It can be like they’ll ask each other, ‘Who’s going to file? Oh, I’ll do it.’ " They certainly had ample time together to discuss their options. After the separation announcement, the two sometimes stayed together at their Beverly Hills home, though each also decamped to hotels and other digs for stretches. On Feb. 12 they threw open their home to celebrate Aniston’s birthday party with guests such as Gwen Stefani, Gavin Rossdale and Cindy Crawford. During Oscar weekend in February, they showed up separately at a party hosted by CAA agent Bryan Lourd, hung out together (even as Pitt chatted with ex-girlfriend Gwyneth Paltrow and cooed over photos of her baby Apple), then left separately. Next night, same deal at an industry benefit. They stood in a corner with each other and Cox and her husband, David Arquette, Jamie Foxx and Sean Combs. A friend later said that Aniston’s pleasure that weekend was genuine – but a reunion? No, said the friend, not in the cards.That seemed even less likely a few weeks later at Las Vegas’s ShoWest, Hollywood studios’ annual preview extravaganza for theater owners. Pitt and Jolie jetted in together (along with Fox executives) March 17 and gamely touted Mr. and Mrs. Smith while carefully planting their feet at a safe distance from each other. But Aniston, arriving several hours after Pitt and Jolie departed, kept to herself and appeared noticeably glum, even though she accepted a top acting award. Was she girding herself for the unhappy eventuality? Asked by Access Hollywood about dealing with the public fall-out of her problems, she said only, "There is always going to be the tough and the nasty. You just tune out to that." That may be easier for the busy Pitt. As of last week, he and Jolie were still shooting scenes for Mr. and Mrs. Smith, due out June 10 (he was also spotted scooting around L.A. on his motorcycle). "We just finished up with the last little go-around of reshoots last Tuesday," says an insider from the set. "But we’re still threatening to do one more little piece." With that done, Pitt, who last November visited South Africa and Ethiopia to learn about land mines and the HIV crisis, may be possibly returning there as soon as next month on another humanitarian mission.

# 203 | lurker | In his Vanity Fai interview with Leslie Bennett, Brad Pitt said the following…“I’m happier than I’ve eve been,” Pitt repeats. His tone is still light and sardonic, but this time he doesn’t tell me not to write it down.Defination of SardonicMain Entry: sar•don•ic Pronunciation: sär-’dä-nikFunction: adjectiveEtymology: French sardonique, from Greek sardonios disdainfully or skeptically humorous : derisively mocking Synonyms for SardonicScornful, Mocking, Sarcastic, Derisive, Ironic, Cutting, Irreverent, Rabelaisian, caustic, contemptuous, corrosive, cynical, derisory, disdainful, dry, ironic jeering, mocking, satiric, saturnine, sneering, wry (This is not Overkill, I am only taking proper precaution because I know how you Aniston fans like to have things spelt out)By the way, you can read the full interview http://simplybrad.com/press/press.htmlAre you sure you’re not an Aniston fan because you act just like them, Running halfcocked with half assed information. Thank God, you are against Brad and Angie 100%, we sure don’t want stupidity like yours.

Well, Im off to work for the next 10hrs, but Im sure the BAMZS fans, and all the JA haters will still be going strong, just like yesterday…You would think they would get as sick of spewing the hate as we are of hearing it..but ignorant people don’t think as rationally as other people…LOL Have a nice day…

# 219 | 208 r u for real? UUMMM that is what I was trying to show. That even when they were seperating they seemed to care about each other. It was only AFTER he got with the vampire that he changed. # 222 | Lady Lurk Thats funny because thats what I hear about bamzs fans. AND from what I hear YOU are the craziest.

# 203 | lurker | In his Vanity Fai interview with Leslie Bennett, Brad Pitt said the following…“I’m happier than I’ve eve been,” Pitt repeats. His tone is still light and sardonic, but this time he doesn’t tell me not to write it down.Defination of SardonicMain Entry: sar•don•ic Pronunciation: sär-’dä-nikFunction: adjectiveEtymology: French sardonique, from Greek sardoniosdisdainfully or skeptically humorous : derisively mocking Synonyms for SardonicScornful, Mocking, Sarcastic, Derisive, Ironic, Cutting, Irreverent, Rabelaisian, caustic, contemptuous, corrosive, cynical, derisory, disdainful, dry, ironic jeering, mocking, satiric, saturnine, sneering, wry (This is not Overkill, I am only taking proper precaution because I know how you Aniston fans like to have things spelt out)By the way, you can read the full interview http://simplybrad.com/press/press.htmlAre you sure you’re not an Aniston fan because you act just like them, Running halfcocked with half assed information. Thank God, you are against Brad and Angie 100%, we sure don’t want stupidity like yours. # 218 | Lady Lurk ————–Aniston Fans. There is another article where he walks the interviewer to the car and this is not how that went down at all. I see a little Bamzie Twist here.

That even when they were seperating they seemed to care about each other. It was only AFTER he got with the vampire that he changed. ———And don’t ever forget it. I think Jolie has borderline personality disorder and she can fool almost anybody…but only for a short period of time. Just my opinion, but plenty of evidence to support it.

#223 Please help them out, provide links, show them the way. You know they will be lost without you. Come on, come on let’s get this show on the road. You keep harping on the Bamzie twist but you never show evidence of the twist. Put up or shut up.#225Help me out here, you said even while they were seperating, he seemed to care about her but it was AFTER he got with he got with Jolie that he changed? Can we then dedudce that he wasn’t with Jolie before and suring the seperation, which means all your cheating claims are just that?Before you claim another Bamzie twist read your post again.

#223 & #224Oh forgot to add, you might also want to help them decipher the big words because Anistons fans can’t comprehend what they read. Ask JenFan over there, she’s the one who ran to her friends telling them she’s got evidence of cheating because on of the Bamzs fans said it. Unfortunately for poor JenFan, the pix in discussion were taken earlier this year. Poor gal, don’t know how she lives with herself, good thing stupidity isn’t a disease.