Angelina Jolie Shiseido Commercial

PT, that’s not like you to give up so soon. maybe you need to ease into this thing. take a couple practice runs and by the time the wedding rolls around you’ll have built up stamina and can take on the italian soccer team.sound like a plan? # 1581 | gitane ++++++++++++++++When’s the wedding? I think I’ll get a bottle of Geritol to go with the One-A-Day Plus Iron Funny Animal Shaped Vitamins. Maybe I can practice locally and build up my stamina for Italy? There’s got to be at least one guy in this town I could stand for long enough to practice being a **** on…there’s lots of students at work…maybe I’ll get a 20-something…lot’s of stamina…not always the best technique, though….let me think about this some…I think I may be able to scrounge up a couple of acceptable graduate students…I don’t wanna go too young…they get clingy, ya know…can’t have ‘em coming around to my desk begging for a quickie while I’m trying to REBOOT a computer…the goofy old profs are defintely out…I wouldn’t want to be responsible for any heart attacks…unless I was in the will, of course…

# 1597 | gitane | - Cool, I just know that its going to be a blast for me and hopefully it can be my favorite traveling adventure as well.

# 1593 | gitane | - ITA lol

not even a mention of Maniston’s pantiless walk back to the dorm.# 1599 | dragonfly You’re all putting me out on the loud. LMAO

# 1485 | represent well Oh come on…it was funny and lighthearted! Well…except for the band teacher thing… I don’t think Angie would begrudge us a momentary lapse in our daily worshipping. # 1503 | Passing Through |*************************Thank ya, dahlin’! And I think Angie would quite like my Band Teacher story. lol! As a matter of fact, there’s probably some screenwriter on here right now who’s lifting that for a movie. You never know about those small Southern towns.

Maniston, I’ve been wearing NIKE since I was in high school. They were probably flooded with e-mails, compaling about this.

# 1598 | Alexanderinaahhh so it wasn’t just me! thank heavens! it’s one thing to be a perv, but to be a perv all by yourself…

# 1601 | Passing ThroughLMAO!to be honest, i have no idea when this wedding is. the bride hasn’t given me a date. i’ve got all this crap on standby waiting for her to lasso in the groom. that’s why the invitations haven’t been sent yet. so once AG gets off her butt and corrals dear Porgie, we can set the date and give you a **** goal.

Ladies-Please with all of this colorful talk. Why are you here talking about your sexual encounters? I guess everything you like about Brad and Angie has to do with sex. Come on now. These two are trying to do a good work,we don;t want to hear about sleeping with band teacher and threesomes. you are intelligent young women. please don’t put yourself out therel ike that. your post are usually smart and intelligent. I feel let down by you guys. Lets continue to represent Brad and Angie and all of their good works with good things and not your sordid personal stuff. # 1485 | represent well ——–on what do you base your apparent assumption that these posters are young, women, or intelligent?Did they submit an application to become professional brangelina bloggers?

# 1613 | gitane | - You are right, being a perv by oneself is not fun, you definitely need a partner, and I was happy to be your partner that day, and any other day you want lol

# 1615 | gitane ++++++++++++++Gitane - I hate to say it, but I think AG is getting cold feet. If she weren’t she’d be here trying to help me achieve my **** Goals! Haven’t you noticed how she’s hardly around anymore? Says she’s working…but I know better! She’s taken a good hard look at Porgie…and she’s rethinking the commitment. Well…she’s just gonna have to get over those doubts! If she had listened to me in the first place…she wouldn’t have consented to marry Porgie…and I wouldn’t now have **** Goals that I will be unable to meet if she doesn’t get her ass in gear and set a freaking date!! Oh…dear…I think I lost it for a second there…it must be the stress of finding a suitable someone to practice my ****** ways on….sorry about that….

Hey Guys, on Thursday(8/31/06), on EXTRA, they will talk about Brad and his work with Global Green in New Orleans.

Did they submit an application to become professional brangelina bloggers? # 1617 | Facts Only Please ++++++++++++++++++Actually…we did. So what the hell are you doing here? Where’s your School of Brangelina Blogging Graduation Diploma, dammit?!