Jon Voight Loves Shakira
Angelina Jolie’s estranged father Jon Voight sent a shout out to his grandkids Saturday, but it seems like absence makes the memory grow weaker — he royally screwed up one of the names. At the fourth annual BAFTA Tea Party (BAFTA is the Oscars for Brits), Voight was talking with a reporter on the red carpet when he decided to send birthday wishes to Maddox, Angelina’s five-year-old child. That went well, but then things took an ugly turn. Voight also sent well-wishes to "Shakira" — problem is, he was talking about Angelina’s 1 1/2-year-old daughter. Shakira is considerably older — 29. The correct name — Zahara. Close, but no cigar.
HAHAHAHA. What a terrible grandfather!! How could Jon Voight mistake SHAKIRA for ZAHARA? HAHAHAHA. Not a good way to fall under the good grace’s of your daughter… Do yourself a favor and watch the hilarious clip!
"Happy birthday, Maddox! Five years old. That’s a big one. Five years old. You’re getting to be a young man. And I send my love to you and I send my love to, uh, Shakira and, uh, Sha-Sha-heera, is it Shee-ra, Shahira?"
WATCH :: Jon Voight Mistakes Shakira for Zahara








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# 203 | ME No my idol is Angelina Jolie. J. Maniston is the one who walks with beasts.
# 196 | Bee No I just looked into this thread and saw your comment and posted a picture I found of a horse licking angelinas boobs so I thought I would share it. The Jen haters couldn’t stand it. LOLOLO
What was signing on to Typekey for if we still have deal with the same old stuff?Angelina is the only person who knows what her father did thus she is the only one to make the decision of whether to let him back into her life and her children’s life.
That’s a hot picture i have it on my wall.I’m watching friends right now on tbsjen is good in friends yeaaaaaaah…Yeah i’m slightly random.
p.s last comment by me was for # 205 | ME i’m a noob
# 204 | Manistonok show me a sexual picture with Jen and an animal (and you can’t count braddy)…you can’t because there are none. angelina on the other hand does have them.
# 207 | Bee It is a hot photo but according to ME you’re sick for thinking so.The woman is a goddess.
# 175 | ME LOL, JACKASS HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GONNA POST THAT PICTURE???? BUT IF YOU WANNA KNOW…THANK YOU!!!THAT PICTURE KICKS ASS!! IS JUST PURE SEX & IS HOT, HOT HOT!!!THAT’S ONE DAMNED LUCKY HORSE!!
She is a goddess.The horse she’s with in that picture looks like my favourite horse on my farmthus it’s even more amazing.yet again a random statement…oh well i’m over it
# 209 | METhis is the animal J. Maniston is doing right now.http://i7.tinypic.com/260rjfb.jpg
OMG what is the matter with JV? No wonder Angie wants nothing to do with him. Not just mispronouncing the name, but by continually blabbing in public–he’s got to know she hates that. He should just STFU.
# 213 | ManistonAww poor vince but then again that was extremely funny ahahahahaha
# 213 | ManistonNo you got it all wrong….it’s angelina who likes Jens sloppy seconds.
# 216 | ME You’re stupid. Then that means J. Maniston loves Gwyneths sloppy thirds or Juliette Lewis’ sloppy fourths. LOL Idiot.
# 217 | ManistonSo are you saying braddy is easy?
# 218 | ME if brad’s easy i want a piece.
# 218 | MENo, I’m saying J. Maniston is sloppy. LOL
# 216 | ME ——————LOL, that’s SOOOOOO FUNNY….CAUSE IS JEN WHO LIKES MEN’S ASS JUICE SECONDS….IF YOU CATCH MY *COUGH*VINCE IS GAY*COUGH* ….DRIFT…LOLEWWW…I THINK I JUST GROSSED MYSELF OUT…LOL
Back to beastialityI just found this joke article about angie being plowed by animals.http://www.utterpants.co.uk/news/ents/joliechoc.html ahahah aww poor angie
# 222 | Bee Thanks Bee. It was funny and even funnier when I substituted J. Maniston for Angie. The poor moose. LOL
Isn’t it funny that all of the ‘good daughters’ criticizing AJ for not forgiving her father are the same people who haven’t forgiven her for the much lamented ‘mistakes’ she made. And these ‘mistakes’ weren’t even perpetrated against them. Forgiveness isn’t only for the high profile celebrity, you know.piper, with a low
# 222 | Bee ===============LOL….OH NOW I GET IT….YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF LARD EATING GEEKS THAT HAVE TIME TO SEARCH FOR PORN BY THE HOUR!!!!!I MAKES SOOO MUCH SENSE NOW…IT WOULD BE NICE THAT YOU LET ALL THE INNOCENT PEOPLE OUT OF YOUR …ERRR…..PASTIMES AND STOP TELLING EVERYONE YOU’RE MASTURBATING TO PICTURES OF ANGELINA JOLIE……WE KNOW SHE’S HOT BUT C’MON….YOU GUYS NAKED IS JUST TOO MUCH….LMAO!
OMG. Thank you for big laughing. However he is old and maybe likes Shakira:O Who knows?
oh come on! Jolie hates her cheating Dad and then she finds someone just like Daddy to cheat with! Twice! She got her ego bruised cause daddy said she needs help. Hey, she does! But, she states she doesn’t need it! So her feelings got hurt and she holds on to resentment from childhood or who knows what. She needs to let it GOOOOOO….. you know, just forgive and forget and MOVE ON. Daddy has Always been in her life and Always supported her and her mother financially, he’s always been the one trying to buy Angie but she is like a spoiled brat and wants to really, really HURT daddy just like he HURT her! She needs to Grow the F Up.
Great picture of angelinahttp://tinypic.com/view/?pic=25hlumr
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