Jennifer Aniston at the Recording Studio

JENNIFER ANISTON has a strong resemblance to DUSTIN HOFFMAN.

A ‘Friend’ in need, but not in deed?Nancy Balbirer helped Jennifer Aniston get a foothold in New York before the days of ‘Friends’ fame. The reward for her trouble? Snubs from the new superstar and a rejection from the show, Balbirer claims.Jennifer Aniston probably wishes she’d been nicer to fellow actress Nancy Balbirer, who shared a West Village apartment with her in the late 1980s.Then maybe Balbirer wouldn’t have ratted her out the other night at Joe’s Pub, where an audience of actors and writers shrieked with laughter during an evening of readings to mark the paperback release of "The Underminer: Or, the Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life."The 40-year-old Balbirer was among the performers who told stories of their own personal "underminers." Balbirer’s "underminer" was "a famous sitcom actress" called "Jane" — a thinly veiled Aniston — who she met when both were auditioning to be extras on "Saturday Night Live."A Lowdown spy reports: "Jane, who had recently graduated from the High School of Performing Arts, was a few years younger than Nancy and was the daughter of a soap actor and a plastic-surgery victim who had divorced. Nancy let Jane live rent-free in her Village apartment for a few months."Nancy said Jane, who was then working at a burger joint, was obsessed with her looks, and would give herself bikini waxes while lying upside-down on the couch. The pair went on auditions, on diets, and to aerobics classes together. Jane advised Nancy to try and be ‘more f—able’ on auditions, and to buy chicken cutlets at the Food Emporium to stuff her bra. Jane iced her nipples before auditions, and lamented her big butt and her nose, which she said ‘came from her Greek half.’"Jane moved to Los Angeles, got liposuction, a nose job and a hairline adjustment, and lost a lot of weight after going on Nutri­Slim. Nancy recounted a trip to L.A. where she asked to stay with her old friend, but instead Jane named some hotels, telling Nancy not to be so desperate, because it’s unattractive, especially in a town like L.A."After Jane landed a sitcom about friends who live together in the Village, Nancy independently met with the show’s producers for a recurring role, which she landed on the spot. A few hours later, she was inexplicably fired, yet paid in full, plus an extra week’s pay, despite never filming a scene. Later a producer friend told Nancy that Jane had her fired and the two old friends never spoke again."When Lowdown repeated the dish to Aniston, via her flack Stephen Huvane, she was not amused. "Jennifer does know this woman Nancy, and she did live with her for a little bit, but did not live rent-free," Huvane insisted after consulting Aniston. "They were never close friends — it was not that kind of relationship."Huvane vehemently denied Balbirer’s claims of plastic surgery. As for the hiring-firing incident: "The girl did try out for a role on ‘Friends,’ but the girl just didn’t get it. The cast doesn’t get involved in casting — especially the first year. She just sounds like an opportunist who’s using Jennifer to get attention. This is mean-spirited."Balbirer told Lowdown the "Jane" story "is part of a new solo show and book I’m writing called ‘Take Your Shirt Off And Cry,’ about my life in show business and Hollywood." And Warner Bros. has acquired movie rights to "The Underminer" for Management 360 — Vince Vaughn’s management company

# 32 | brad hit it ——————-is funny when you people pretend not to read fanfics or don’t even know what they are….GUESS WHAT????YOUR BIBLES…LIFE AND STYLENATIONAL ENQUIRERIN TOUCHSTARThose are ALL FANFICS!!!! YOU guys are soooo funny!!!I’m out…this thread is gonna become nasty soon you fat cows can’t stop thinking about BAMZS….but i won’t help you anymore….YOU ALL DESERVE TO BE IGNORED AND LEFT ALONE!

She is ugly, with a bad smile, and bad nose, and horse face. JUST UGLY.

Ew, always the same outfit type, always the same hair, always the same lame attitude. she bores me.

She does look very ordinary if not glammed up. So, it must be true, she had a falling out with her hairsytlist, Chris Mccmilan. She seems to always have bad hair days nowadays, she did not touch up her hair color, nor blowdryed her hair. I wonder how it feels when people always commenting on her beautiful hair and she having the best hairstyle award all the time, when the truth is, she really has ugly hair…Even the best thing that she has is also fake!

In Friends with Money DVD, the director commented that Lancome was offended that Jennifer used their face cream on her feet, and Lancome did not like Jennifer’s feet, coz i suppose they are ugly. If you take a look, even her hands are so ugly.

To jensgr8You have proven my point, and should sign up as the classic jen fan. Jealousy…its a *****. In your mind brad can never be happy with angie, how dare he. Ya see in your twisted mind their is no way brad could be happy with angie, since he was so happy with jen? wishful thinking

Try asking "The Village Recording Studios", 1616 Butler Ave., Los Angeles, CA 90025, also called Village Recorder

To Sad.I honestly couldn’t give two figs for Brad Pitt. Jen deserves so much better than an air-headed pretty boy. VV is a real man and I hope he and Jen are really happy - her ultimate revenge !

OMG Jennifer Anniston looks like a man.

SHE’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD !!!!!!!!!!!!

NIKE: GREEK GODDESS OF VICTORY !

Still not pregnant…tick, tock, tick, tock.

JA is a beauty in and out. Ans since we are comparing in this thread. AJ is a horse. If it walsk like a horse and looks like a horse, then she must be a horse. I saw her commercial and those lips are hiddious. And that outing she had with Brad to the museum? Where the hell did she pull that ugly suit out of? She was so uncomfortable not hiding behind her black wardrobe that she kept pulling up the sleeves making her look even worse. I have yet to see a pic where both her and brad are actually happy. Brad is with her simply because he wanted children as does she. They have nothing else in common but the children. When we see them together it’s just for show.