post #301..you are a liar, yes I have said exactly what I feel about Angelina, just like all of you haters call Jen every name in the book, and even wish slow horrible death on her..I have never attacked her children, quite the opposite..So if your going to talk about my posts, at least get it right..and this is a Jen thread, I didn’t bring AJ into this discusion, you and your idol worshippers did that, if you don’t like what I have to say, then get the hell out of here…Im a jen fan, thats why Im here, why are you here? Oh Yeah,,Just to put Jen down. look in the mirror before you talk about someone else..

Also, IMO..AJ is a *****, and a mental case..so I just call them as I see them, just like you haters say Jen is ugly, looks like a man, has a dried up uterus, talk about being vicious..Im not the only one..so STFU

JUDI You are full of hatred and anger you need to attend an ANGER MANAGEMENT PROGRAM or better yet go see your psychiatrist. I think your medications need to be adjusted.

Whatever…would you like to see before and after pictures of jolie. I bet not because you people can not face the truth. jolie did have her face and boobs redone. Jennifer is a natural beauty. You people just do not like it that Judi speaks her mind. So give it a break. Judi is 100% right.

For those who say she was classy in regards to her VF article. Classy is not saying ****!She first rags on him…..saying we have different ideas..I like to stick in a marriage but he doesn’t. Then she says, we changed. So contradictory!!! and her friend saying Brad NEVER wanted kids and it’s her who did. Eh who has the kids now? Not Jen but Brad.Jen just got humiliated that Brad moved on. She had seven years while he patiently waited, they were in love and he wanted to start a family. For crying out loud what was stopping her. Just put her own ambitions ahead of her marriage and she then she’s like a deer in headlights wondering what happened to her marriage. She was absent period…got to carried away and took her man for granted.

# 324 | kem maybe you shopuld read the artical BEFORE commenting on it. I can tell you didn’t!!!!

DEAR JEN, IT’S NOT US - IT’S YOUJEN, we need to talk. We really don’t know how to say this. It’s so hard, you know.After "Friends" and stuff, it seemed so good between us. We really liked you in "Office Space" and "The Good Girl." And you were even halfway decent in "Along Came Polly."But then you went and tried out this whole Hollywood star thing. You booked all these big movies. And, we can barely say this, they were terrible. No wonder Brad left.I mean, really: "Derailed," "Rumor Has It," and now "The Break-Up," which we saw - and it was every bit as awful as a real breakup.We’ll give you "Friends With Money," but mostly because we like Frances and Katherine. Maybe you should get more into indie flicks.Don’t get mad. We really hope we can still be friends. But for now, umm, can we have our keys back? And those White Stripes CDs you borrowed? Thanks.- Isaac Guzman Dear Jen: Admit It AlreadyDear Jen,As my readers know, it’s been some time since I’ve resorted to composing a public letter to a celebrity. It’s kind of a contrived, goofy format and not nearly as funny or informative as I had hoped. Still, I think it’s the best method of delivering for the following plea.Stop playing dumb.Maybe it worked for Rachel, but not for you, baby.Since this letter is public, I’ll just include what it is you’ve done to force me into writing this missive:In an interview Monday on British TV, you again refused to directly characterize your relationship with "Break-Up" co-star Vince Vaughn. When asked, you went so far as to flippantly reply "Where did you hear that?" and praise him using three consecutive "greats": "Listen, he’s a great man, he’s a great friend, he’s a great actor and so much fun."Enough already. You’re dating or you’re not. In either case, both you and Vince have made the choice to live somewhat public lives and haven’t been as discreet as you obviously think you have been.You’re an adult. Make your bed and lie in it. With whomever. But stop with the klutzy sidesteps, already.P.S. Did you know James Michael Tyler (aka "Gunther") hasn’t had an industry job since a 2005 "Scrubs" episode? Guess there actually was a post-"Friends" fate worse than "The Comeback."By Liz Dear Jennifer Aniston,Hi. I’m sorry to be writing to you about this, as you clearly have enough personal problems to be dealing with these days. But we need to chat.I just saw your picture on the front of GQ’s current issue. Quite a racy little picture there, isn’t it, Miss Boobalicious? I, too, am a fan of provocative statements. But the appearance of your boob has me a little concerned.Please understand my experience with women’s breasts is quite limited. I’ve felt a few, but I was usually drunk during the experience. And I look at them all the time, as I live in a society where boobies are featured front-and-center of every image of women. So I have some basic working knowledge, but not much beyond that.Even with my limited experience with the breastices, I could not help but notice just how obvious your implants are. It’s not even in a sexually provocative way; in your photo, the bottom cleft of your right breast is exposed, and it actually curves in before it curves back out around the edge of the implant itself. It looks like you are hiding a wheel of mozzarella cheese in your titty.Unless you’re Jenna Jameson, you’re not supposed to be proudof your implants. They’re nothing to be ashamed of, obviously. Perhaps you got them to fit into clothes better, perhaps you got them to spice up your love life. Whatever. I’m going to get plastic surgery someday, it’s fine. But showing it off gets on my nerves. Your boob implant is not supposed to be sexually provocative; YOU are, as a whole person. And the implants may help a little, but it’s all in how you work them. Just sitting there showing them off is cheesy.Jenna Jemason should be proud of hers because they are the basis of her career. That’s fine, as she is a porn star who objectifies herself to make a living. You, supposedly, are not. You pretend to retain dignity by appearing in mainstream films and TV shows; yet when it comes down to it, you’re just another girl flashing her boob job on the front of a men’s magazine.Every woman on the planet would look just fine without a single breast augmentation. Some choose to do it, and they feel better about themselves; that’s great. Some do it to make themselves more attractive to men; and hell, men are visual beasts, a boob job might spice things up. We all do things to change our appearance. But just because the surgery is common, it doesn’t mean that it’s not a big deal. Going under the knife is always a big deal.The boob job is not the point here; it’s your body, do what you want. Please, I am a big fan of Cher, and she is one surgery away from looking like a Klingon. And I do plan on getting various plastic surgery procedures myself somedya. But you’re on the front of a magazine, where women will see it and imagine that is what they need to do to be attractive, because Jennifer Aniston did it. To flaunt the fact that you got them–"Look, I wasn’t as attractive when I didn’t have these, but now I do, so I’m hot!"–is a little depressing. And super-cheap.The pictures inside the magazine are weird, by the way.Please, honey, pull it together. I recognize how your divorce has left you needy for male attention. I understand you need confirmation that you are beautiful. But what are you trying to say with this picture of your breat implants, all over America’s newsstands? Speaking from an objective, non-sexual standpoint, I think they look freakish.And chill the **** out with all the magazine covers. You’re turning into Britney Spears. Even Britney Spears doesn’t really want to be Britney Spears anymore. So you may want to steer clear of that path.Best of luck with Vince Vaugh, if there is any truth to that tabloid rumor. I bet Vince is big fun.XOXODan

"A year from today Jennifer Aniston will be a sitcom"Why a year?322. A month from today isn’t better, or a week from today. Guys, what you want that this person makes for you. I am curious about this argument, because all hate her but nobody tell clearly what want or what wish for her. I want answer clear and without insults please. I hope that someone answer at my question. It’s for all, but foremost for the haters.

Long but funny artical:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=401323&in_page_id=1773Is this the end of Brangelina?22:12pm 18th August 2006Brad and Angelina were gunning for each other in the film Mr & Mrs Smith, but could life now be imitating art?Sweeping along the driveway and into the portals of the old money splendour of the Hotel Bel-Air, a blacked-out limousine is met by a bellboy standing to attention.As its back doors are flung open, it disgorges not another contingent of the hotel’s usual chic clientele, but a motley and ragtag collection of humanity. Tumbling out come a small boy sporting a rock ’n’ roll T-shirt and Mohican haircut, a tiny Afro-haired girl and their particularly grungy-looking nanny.Finally, accompanied by a hulking bodyguard and cradling a baby, appears a stooping and deathly pale woman whose mass of unkempt hair merely adds to the impression that her head is too big for her fragile body.For Angelina Jolie and her cosmopolitan brood, the unscheduled stay in this private oasis of tranquillity tucked away from sprawling Los Angeles will offer a respite from her increasingly troubled existence. The party does not, however, include Brad Pitt — her actor lover of more than a year and father of their three-month-old daughter Shiloh Nouvel.The 31-year-old actress has checked in at the last minute following another in what has become a series of all-too-frequent rows with her heart-throb boyfriend. Pitt, meanwhile, remains alone in the sprawling £5 million Malibu mansion that has so recently become their home.Hardly surprising, then, that his beloved grandmother has now come out publicly to say that the wedding Hollywood has been expecting is not likely to happen any time soon. Or, for that matter, that the chattering tables of Beverly Hills are abuzz with rumours that the relationship may not see out the year.The pillow-lipped Angelina is said to be buckling under the pressure of post-natal depression, the fact that her mother is battling a serious illness — and the relentless attention of being one half of Hollywood’s most celebrated golden couple.Strikingly skinny, she has become trapped in the Tinseltown goldfish bowl (the pair are bedevilled by the swarms of paparazzi and gawpers who have lain siege to their home overlooking the .).As a result, Angelina is said by friends to be desperate to quit Hollywood for good to set up a nomadic existence travelling Africa.All of which has put her distinctly at odds with Pitt, who wants to bring up their young family in California. As has her latest public pronouncement that she intends to add immediately to their family of adoptive children (they already have a five-year-old Cambodian-born son, Maddox, and three-year-old Ethiopian orphan daughter, Zahara).Pitt, of course, could be forgiven for thinking that this circus is not the ideal environment in which to bring yet another child, not to mention the Russian, South American and Asian children she has set her heart on taking on. But then as 42-year-old Brad is discovering, life on Planet Jolie is proving far more than he bargained for. For all her beauty and fame, she remains undeniably weird.Witness, for example, her mission to add to what is fast becoming the United Colours Of Brangelina (the combined moniker which the American media now use to describe the couple).Last month, the Tomb Raider actress went on CNN to announce her plans to adopt as many children as possible from around the world to join her multi-cultural menagerie. Her children, she declared, would be ‘citizens of the world’, all able to speak several languages.The problem, say friends, is that she neglected to discuss her plans with her husband-to-be before making her very public pronouncement. Pitt was said by those close to them to be ‘flipping out’ over her outburst.Not least because for all her attempts to turn her lover into an international statesman and humanitarian — he has trailed puppy-dog-like around the world after her in her role as an ambassador for the UN High Commission for Refugees — Brad remains at heart an unreconstructed ‘himbo’.By way of illustrating the point, friends told the Mail this week that at the same time as she was announcing her attempts to solve single-handedly the issue of the world’s orphan population, Brad was eagerly choosing colours for his two new Ducati motorbikes.Nor has she taken kindly to his attempts to get her to spend more time at home with their new family. This week friends revealed that Angelina is insisting it was she who put their wedding on hold because she is angry that he wants her to play the ‘little wife’.As if to assert her independence, she immediately announced she is taking the children on a private trip to Namibia, where Shiloh was born in May. Brad, it seems, is not invited. At the same time, she has signed up to appear in the ultra-violent Sin City II and later this month begins filming the role of the wife of murdered Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl in A Mighty Heart. It is a role Pitt, whose production company Plan B owns the rights to the story, had earmarked for first wife Jennifer Aniston, from whom he was divorced last October.Movie insiders say Miss Jolie insisted that she be given the part of Mariane Pearl — which is already being tipped as potential Oscar-winning material. It is a move that has served only to deepen the hostilities between the two actresses. Indeed, it is the spectre of the former Friends star that is one of the reasons for the tensions in the relationship between Brad and Angelina, say friends.Angelina was said to be furious last month when she discovered that her lover had been making phone calls to his ex-wife (although it should be stated in his defence that they were about the production company he and Jen used to run together).Nor has Miss Jolie been happy about the continued warm relationship between Aniston and Brad’s parents Bill and Jane. Indeed, Brad is said to have told his mother to ‘cool it’ after she let it slip in front of Angelina that she remains in close connect with her former daughter-in-law.It is not, then, the ideal time for the intervention of Brad’s 82-year-old grandmother, Betty Russell, who last week wrote off the chances of an imminent marriage. She told a magazine that her grandson had said to her in a recent phone call that he was so scarred by his divorce that he would not remarry until he was certain he and Jolie would be ‘together for ever’.‘The family loved Jennifer, but he’s got Angelina now,’ she said. Hardly a ringing endorsement for the beautiful Miss Jolie, and another reason to darken her mood as she struggles with post-natal depression, say Hollywood sources.At the same time the actress, who met Pitt on the set of Troy in 2004, is having to deal with the upset of the battle with cancer of her French-born actress mother, Marcheline Bertrand.None of which can be helping things with Pitt. Indeed, some reports in Hollywood have gone as far as claiming Angelina and Brad are now regularly sleeping in separate bedrooms in the modernist beachside home they bought earlier this year. Whatever the truth, it is, perhaps, less than surprising that their relationship has been tested of late.Their most recent row came two weeks ago when the couple are said to have fallen out over her insistence that she retains her independence. According to Hollywood sources, Angelina walked out of the Malibu house and checked into the exclusive Bel-Air for four days.As Brad began filming Ocean’s Thirteen with his friend George Clooney, she and the children were holed up in a £1,900-a-night suite which she left only to take flying lessons at Santa Monica airport.A friend said: ‘It was her way of telling him he had no right to tell her what to do while he’s off making a movie. She’s not going to be dictated to.’ Her tactics certainly paid off.While a worried Brad negotiated with his lover to come back home, he was spotted buying ‘his and hers’ Rolex watches in a Beverly Hills jeweller by way of appeasement.When she finally returned, Brad took her for an intimate reunion dinner in the art deco confines of the stylish and fearsomely hip Dakota restaurant at Hollywood’s Roosevelt Hotel. There she was overheard by fellow diners suggesting they be spontaneous and spend the night.Later the couple were shown to a £3,700-a-night duplex penthouse suite via a service elevator. All very romantic, but not enough, say friends, to quell the nagging doubts among those close to them that the couple won’t be able to resolve their problems.With three marriages between them (Angelina was married for four years to British actor Jonny Lee Miller and had a brief but stormy union with Hollywood star Billy Bob Thornton) the odds are not stacked in their favour.Nor, if history is anything to go by, is Angelina’s strange temperament going to help. Indeed, she was released from the mental unit of a Los Angeles hospital shortly before her wedding to Thornton in 2000.Two years later her estranged father, Oscar-winning actor Jon Voight, went on a U.S. network television talk show to beg his daughter to seek psychological treatment for what he described as ‘serious symptoms of real problems’.That relationship, too, has been a source of friction between the couple after Brad attempted to broker a reconciliation between his girlfriend and her warring father by sending Voight photos of his new granddaughter.When she discovered their contact, an angry Angelina is said to have warned Pitt to stop meddling. That dispute comes on top of a series of fallings-out between the lovers that have characterised their relationship in recent months.They are said to have squabbled constantly when she insisted they rent a depressing flat in a faceless Paris tower block in the run-up to Shiloh’s birth.Angelina is also known to disapprove of Brad’s refusal to give up smoking, though she has curbed his party lifestyle. Indeed, this week the actor has even been taking Maddox and Zahara to the Warner Bros studio creche in Los Angeles as he films the latest instalment of the heist movie series.However, friends say it is Jolie’s determination that she does not want her (ever-increasing) family to be brought up in the shallow world of Hollywood that is the major source of conflict.She has already bought a holiday home in — where else? — the Cambodian jungle, on land once occupied by the brutal Khmer Rouge army (so far, she has found 48 landmines in the garden).Not content with that, she has become a proficient pilot and is telling friends she wants to fly herself and her band of adoptive children around the Third World distributing aid like an airborne Mother Teresa. She has also persuaded Brad to start taking flying lessons.While she has, of course, met no resistance in convincing Pitt to get behind the controls of the ultimate in boy toys, she has encountered less success in her goal of turning him from female eye-candy into what she calls an ‘international spiritual figure’.That might also be easier said than done, given that his stock in Hollywood has certainly fallen since he dumped the hugely popular ‘America’s sweetheart’ Jennifer, amid allegations — denied by him — that he cheated on her with Angelina.He and Jolie tried to help their blemished reputations by giving the £4 million they earned from posing for pictures with their new baby to charity, but there remains more than a whiff that they cynically used their newborn daughter as a means of rehabilitating themselves in the eyes of the public.No wonder they are unhappy.A colleague who was befriended by Miss Jolie when they worked together on Tomb Raider at Pinewood Studios in Buckinghamshire told the Mail: ‘Having spoken to her, I just feel that Angelina is living like a caged animal.‘She and Brad are watched like circus freaks almost 24 hours a day, and I can’t see how anyone can carry on like that. She wants something more than that sort of life and who can blame her?‘My concern is that she thinks Brad is completely on the same page and wants the same things, and I don’t think he does. There’s no doubt he is in love with her, but she carries a lot of baggage.‘She is most definitely not normal and that’s one of the appealing things about her, but I think it takes someone pretty special as a partner to be able to deal with that. I think she just wants to run away.’Hardly surprising, then, that the beautiful Miss Jolie has been seeking sanctuary from fame — and her handsome boyfriend.

if you dont have something good to say about jenn then say nothing she is amazing person inside out and at least she have pure hart unlike some people who should have better things to do than offend people cause of there looks and if she want to smoke or bieng so tan than its her busniss at least she dosnt have azilion tatto like that ***** golie

#336 JenFanLMAO, the level of your idiocy is getting too much to take, is all. Now, you don’t got worrying your purty little head about facts, you hear, continue posting your tabloid trash.

# 338 | CCCCshe finally is posting under her real name.