Karma Face that’s a good one.

The only thing she ever had going for her was her hair, and now that looks like a rat’s nest all the time. Maybe she’s clinically depressed or something because she has really let herself go.

Only at Lainey Gossip - not even Ted Casablanca has this scoop! Fresh, as in this morning, from a strategically placed spy in LA …here’s the not-so-exciting scoop: The Pitts, as widely reported, have been doomed for a while: since as early as 2003, when Brad made some telling comments in a magazine interview saying that love doesn’t have to be forever, that he and Jen knew that, and that if their ride had to end…it would end, and they would accept it. When the (inexplicable) buzz around her performance in The Good Girl took her to a new level, Jen put Brad off babies until the end of Friends. When the 9th season concluded with an extension, she once again promised one more year. In that time she was signed to nearly 5 upcoming projects…without consulting him first. Her big mistake was not telling him before the scripts would arrive. When he saw her accepting role after role - and had to read about it in the daily trades - he confronted her. And to hold him off, she relented again…temporarily. So the deal is: she finishes the show, he finishes Mr. & Mrs. Smith and Oceans 12 over the summer of 2004…and then they take a break. What happens? Derailed. As in the movie co-starring Clive Owen. She signs on with, yet again, no warning to Brad and it’s off to couples therapy we go. Wouldn’t you know it…every interview she gave last year leading up to the Friends finale was taped while the two were in counselling. And although she had absolutely NO intention of having a kid any time soon, she still persisted in saying on Diane Sawyer, and Oprah, and ET, and on and on and on…that a baby was on its way (which means she’s a better actress than we give her credit for). This further infuriated Brad. ‘Obviously your image is more important than actually making what you say real…why are you going on tv saying one thing and then refusing to get this done as soon as you get home?’ Next up: filming with Angelina. Jen nearly lost it when she heard about the on-screen chemistry. So she flies to Cannes to open Troy with her husband and they spend a few weeks in Europe where things were actually getting better. For the sake of the marriage, after getting advice from his parents, he was willing to wait, understanding that his wife clearly had many issues to resolve within herself and wasn’t ready at the time for a baby anyway. Besides, no one wanted to affect the box office sales of Oceans 12, so the two pledged yet again to give it a go. The problem is, they hardly spent any quality time together in the fall. Jennifer was filming back to back pictures, he was getting ready for the Oceans promo, and …as my source says, he wasn’t willing to be the only person injecting some sincerity and romance in to their marriage anymore. And then came the Oceans 12 cast interview with Diane Sawyer when Brad visibly choked up and said he would like nothing more than to have a little girl like Jen running around. When news of the interview reached Jen, she hit the roof, prompting a huge fight, and the famous ‘London’ incident when he ended up celebrating his birthday alone last December and she was photographed at the airport, upset and, some say, without her wedding ring. They briefly reconnected over Christmas, made the decision together without fanfare and then joined Courteney and David on vacay for one last hurrah to escape the media frenzy when the announcement dropped on January 7th. However…what started out as an amicable split is getting increasingly nastier as time goes on. Brad is pissed that she hasn’t come out to refute the infidelity rumours, that she is content to milk the public’s affection and let him look like a cheating scumbag only because she wants to turn it around for her career. And finally…regarding Angelina and the alleged hanky panky on the Smith set… my source says: ‘Lainey, he’s straight! Show me a guy who isn’t going to get a hard-on when Angelina’s lying on top of you all sweaty and skimpy dressed…can you? No! So what makes you think Brad Pitt’s going to be able to. But he didn’t screw her…for sure. Last summer, he was still really in to Jen. He’s a pretty loyal guy. When that (insert bad word here) Gwyneth cheated on him, he was nuts. He’d never put anyone else in that position, you know? But now? Game on man. A guy’s gotta do…know what I’m sayin’?’ And there you have it. Take it for what you will. Call it bullsh*t if you want. Hell…I want to! But remember this: would that kind of story sell as many magazines as an illicit high profile affair???

I really don’t know what brad saw in her, really!!!!!

#117: who cares about this article ? They were not going to last. They were over in 2002. Thank god another broken home has been avoided. Brad is fake narcissistic and boring. Seeing Tyler going around Africa like he cares is a bigger deception than the Iraq war WMD. America has become a land of liars.

Narcissistic Personality DisorderA pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following: 1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements) 2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love 3. believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions) 4. requires excessive admiration 5. has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations 6. is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends 7. lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others 8. is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her 9. shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudeshttp://www.mentalhealth.com/dis1/p21-pe07.html

#120……like Ange….who looks like Pete Burns. Anyone who French kisses her brother and is into blood vials and voodoo lesbianism is hardly a little girl…..maybe in her father’s eyes…..

Jen is not sexy and i know sexy, i’m a model!

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print print ANGELINA JOLIE BIOGRAPHYBorn: 4 June 1975Where: Los Angeles, California, USAAwards: Won 1 Oscar and 3 Golden GlobesHeight: 5′ 7"Filmography: The Complete ListWhile most Hollywood stars do everything they can to appear cool, professional and squeaky-clean, diligently concealing all their nasty little secrets, Angelina Jolie appears wholly unconcerned by controversy. Ever-keen to talk about her breakdowns, her disorders, her fantasies and her world-famous penchant for S&M, many would say she’s built a career on titillating public confession. But she’s also an increasingly fine and award-winning performer, her Oscar for Girl, Interrupted being only the first in a string of prestigious honours. Onscreen, as in bed, she is a risk-taker, and perhaps deserves to be seen as the spiritual sister of such greats as Streep, Pfeiffer and Lange. Beyond this, her international efforts on behalf of children and refugees have made her the most public-minded superstar since Audrey Hepburn.She was born Angelina Jolie Voight in Los Angeles, on June 4th, 1975 - her name meaning Pretty Little Angel. Her father, Jon, was already an established superstar, having topped the bill in such classics as Midnight Cowboy and Deliverance. When Angelina was 2, he’d scoop the Best Actor Oscar for Coming Home. By then though, he’d already split from her mother, the part-Iroquois actress and model Marcheline Bertrand (now Angelina’s manager), who’d moved with Angelina and her brother James to the East Coast - to the Palisades, New York, to be more precise. Living here, Jolie was a happy child. She collected snakes and lizards - her favourite lizard being named Vladimir, and her favourite snake Harry Dean Stanton - and, oddly, like many females of her age, she had a major crush on Mr Spock. She would wear glittery clothing, including sparkly underwear, and flounce around, already performing, keen to make people laugh, to make them like her. She was a member of the Kissy Girls, who hunted boys down and kiss them till they screamed - until the school was forced to call the parents and the gang broke up. Marcheline would take the kids to the movies often, and Jolie claims this is where she got the notion to be an actress - not from her uncle, Chip Taylor (an actor and composer), not from her godmother Jacqueline Bisset, and definitely NOT from her father, though at age 7 she did appear in Lookin’ To Get Out, a movie about inveterate gamblers, co-written by and starring Jon Voight.

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