Baby Shiloh has Chubby Cheeks

With these pics of Shiloh and all the talk of how she looks like her
gorgeous mom and dad, I suddenly realized WHY the X would not
want a child with Brad, and will NEVER have a child with ANYONE.
When that baby would be born, and her plastic surgery-altered
features are nowhere to be found on it, her secrets of hairline
adjustment, massive hair removal all over her hairy body, honker
of a nose, brown eyes, and of course the spatula of a jaw would all
be there to be seen as the baby was scrutinized as closely as
Shiloh is. Just like her character Rachel Green worrying that
Emma will have her original nose, X would NOT want to have her
baby around to prove how much work it took to get her to look like
she does now — ordinary, girl next door average.

Why are people even answering the aniston fan post? If they like Aniston more.. who cares. let them. Put them on Ignore.

Lets talk about this family and these new pics. OKay? none of the tabloids not even PEOPLE have these pics. Why did these pics go to that Foreign magazine?

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and which of them has gotten a razzie? for what performance in what film? please enlighten me so that i can place that among their many achievements.

Hello everyone. Jeez I have to catch up here and my email. I took my daughter shopping we found a real cute dress for the homecoming dance. Crap we are still looking for flat shoes :) OK let me catch up BRB….

Cliniqua: I think you have to turn in your Oscar if you haven’t won another one in two years. I also feel that Jessica Simpson is right for the part of Mother Theresa — she’ll have to tape down those yaboos of hers to get into the Nun habit, then there’s Jen’s role as Invisible Girl in the next X movie. Now that’s a part I’m sure she’ll get — INVISIBLE GIRL!!!
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It just amazes me that people would say the dumbest things and actually think them true. Let’s see, a guy gets a Purple Heart during the war, but since he’s not been shot or lamed after his first Purple Heart, he’s got to give the first Purple Heart back. What a bunch of ‘jello brains’ some of these people are!!!! They’ll probably believe the bits on Jessice and Jen. I tell ya, they’re going to turn their heads real quick and their brains are going to fly out!!!

I’m pretty sure when all of angie and brads movies come out, they’ll win anyways.

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I know Halle Barry actually went to the ceremony to except her razzies. It’s not that big of a deal. If they don’t take themselves too seriously they would probably think their razzie noms are funny. Who cares. LoL

Wasn´t Brad once voted best dressed too ?
I didn´t see you complaining there.

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RAZZIE AWARDS DON”t EXPIRE EITHER!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Maybe when Angie wins one some day she’ll feel better knowing that, dumb@ss. Maniston however, will most certainly get hers this fall for being in 4 hellacious godawful duds, so I’ll pass that along to her. ;-) She shouldn’t feel too bad though - she’s brought her bad acting to the BIG SCREEN and is off the boob tube FINALLY - I mean that’s an achievement….isn’t it…uh…maybe not. Nevermind.

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RAZZIE AWARDS DON”t EXPIRE EITHER!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Yeah, and razzies and Oscars are so, like…. equal.

Clini, girl I had a cool acceptance speech all typed out for my funniest post of the day award, and it got sucked into the blck hole of cyber space….but just as well, because this tops it.
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Er, is there some kind of expiration date on Oscars? Do they ‘go bad’ like milk? Do Meryl Streep or Robert DeNiro or Steven Spielberg have to give them back after so much time goes by? Is that a new policy, all talented Oscar winners turn into Jessica Simpson, or Jennifer Aniston (see untalented hacks) at the stroke of midnight 5 years hence, if they have not REGULARLY won Oscars on an annual basis?

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Clini, this chick is an imbecile. Why are we even talking to her pig face? How does a person this stupid manage to wipe their butt let alone type on a keyboard?

#320 Ali
Who the fuchk r u? Why ru using my name? It doesn’t matter whose baby Shiloh is, nobody deserves to be called like that! You are a hideous individual.

They probably are. but “momo” you should just leave. no one is here to trash anyones children. they’re both cute. but this is a post about angelina and family. so chill.