Brad & Angelina: More Banksy Love

#318. You are so spot on! Look what happened to G. Paltrow. She tried to work with the Paps and they wanted more. I mean, come on, the only people out there who welcome all the Paps is Paris Hilton and Paris Hilton — now we’re talking a waste of time and space, but the Paps run after her like she’s done something in the world. Yuck!

Even funnier - look at Brad looking at the guy look at Angelina! Brad’s looking at the guy like, “Yeah, dude…she’s beautiful…and SHE’S MINE!”

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PT, I just love the look on Brad’s face, its like he is saying “look all you can sucka, she is all mine, every gorgeous part of her is mine”.

Lynn: After the horrible news we received this morning, and those nasty posts, we needed to have something to smile about. Life’s too short to be so cruel like some of the pepole who posted today.

#273 mamadog:
beautifull

#361: PT — Ooooooooooh, a good one!!! I always wondered what he saw in her, but then you know — love is blind thing — and boy was he blind!

356 | Maria | - LMAO, I think there is a lot of wierd little things in Crazy Tom’s head, making him do a whole lot of crazy ass thingis, the man is just to crazy for me, something is definitely not right in his head.

A couple weeks ago when we saw pictures of Brad/Angelina/Maddox going to dinner in NO, in one of the pictures it sure looked like the guy in the back of the van was checking out Angelina. I’m sure it happen s fairly often.

Not me. Not when Angelina is clutching the arm of her Brad as they’re exiting the gallery: wife, mother, activist, at once illuminating his masculinity and reinforcing her beguiling newfound vulnerability…irresistible on both sides. And then the candid shots from inside the event, a private conversation between lovers, her smile reserved only for his face, the way his tongue is sticking out, amused by her tease, and then his hand reaching inside her coat, the confident and possessive way a man reaches for his woman – it’s the hint of what they have, it’s the fantasy of the African heat, finally a glimpse of the kind of animal sex that kicked off a globe trotting affair to remember, the inspiration behind my 5 Part Erotica Last Year, and an invitation perhaps to begin softcore writing anew.

As for why the recent media courtship? Finally a fresh tip after months of dry weather. I hear the Pitts are testing the waters for a coming out party, potentially working up to their debut red carpet in a couple of months and, depending on how things go, hopefully making a presence all over award season.

Hollywood polling… do you love it, or do you LOVE it?
164 | From Lainey

Lainey is both funny and annoying at the same time.
As a previous poster said, I believe they are getting everybody used to seeing them together before the premieres and award season begins. But to to make it out to be this elaborate pr machina- tions is over the top. To my mind Lainey’s late to the party so she makes up for it with these elaborate theories. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t doubt that they manipulate the media for their causes, careers and family privacy but, they don’t do any more than any other star and considering the intense scrutiny they are always under they are remarkably subtle and restrained in handling the media.

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PT, I’ve been doing my usual lurking as always. I believe Elena and Indie are from Dallas so I had to give Elena my prayers.

Since coherence cleary is not her thing, let me point out to her: post nr. 371 is for post nr. 367 MEDUSA (formerly Melissa

Lainey is both funny and annoying at the same time.
As a previous poster said, I believe they are getting everybody used to seeing them together before the premieres and award season begins. But to to make it out to be this elaborate pr machina- tions is over the top. To my mind Lainey’s late to the party so she makes up for it with these elaborate theories. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t doubt that they manipulate the media for their causes, careers and family privacy but, they don’t do any more than any other star and considering the intense scrutiny they are always under they are remarkably subtle and restrained in handling the media.

368 | Me too | 09/18/06 5:37 PM | Report
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But they do it better, with more imagination and unpredictability. The Pitts don’t pander to the media…they manipulate the media ever so professional, interesting and nice. While Brad is charming and glib on the Hollywood scene Angie is shy with toughness…she doesn’t suffer kiss asses but she is also very professional, article and kind….if she can’t she’ll stay away.

I think they make a very good couple, they’re “qually yoke.”

|#365 CLINIQUA |

I think she’s going to have to cut it and perm it, for A MIGHTY HEART.

Finally caught up with all my e-mail. Except for the terrible news regarding Elena, How is everyone today?

Going to do some errands. MNF is tonight. Hopefully, I can add a new update, tomorrow.

Have a good afternoon/evening everyone. BBL.

160 | mahsnowy - thank you for letting us know your opinion. As you are not a fan, I trust you will not read this.
164 | From Lainey - IF, and it’s a big IF some of it is planned, so what? He just won the triangle wars without saying a thing! I don’t think the affection part was planned, but I can see them wanting to behave more “normally” and little outings like this an excellent way to “test the waters”. GO Brad!!! YOU are the MAN!!
205 | melanie - yeah, I saw that too. I just can’t see Brad wanting to do that. He doesn’t need the money or the aclaim, and I think he would never prostitute himself for a film the way Cruise did. I mean, leaving his other half practically bursting at the seams to promote a MOVIE??? ut uh, not our Brad. Besides, I would think they’d rather go with a younger guy. MI is sort of like Bond - need a youngish one to keep around a while. I don’t think Brad would like to be doing that in his 50s. But, I could be wrong.
220 | Sucks to be You! you have the nerve to call US rude? Reread your post my dear. At this particular point in time, I think [no, I KNOW] it sucks to be YOU
262 | dragonfly - Oh Dear Dragonfly. Just when I thought no one was going to make me laugh today, you did it. TOO funny! “…..in her next incarnation the remanants of her face will make a perfect plastic potty seat, and goodness knows B&A are going to be buying plenty more of those for years to come. Aim for Joanie’s eye, future little Jolie-Pitts!”
267 | ali - in a way, you are right. Remember, America was founded by Puritans. Not the most fun loving people on the boat! I’m always horrified to see their descendants still rattling on about the same old “morals” and “no pleasure without punishment” crap.
288 Phil Anthropist - I am so sorry to read of your loss. Thank you for reaching out to our friend Elena. I don’t know how she will survive, but it is clear that one can. You are living proof. Thank you again.
297 | CLINIQUA - I agree with your assessment 1000%. Lainey likes to take it a bit far, but, you are right, she DOES write it up well!
319 | Maria - oh MY! Second belly laugh of the day! You could have made the mailroom guy’s LIFE!
367 | Melissssa - Well now, wasn’t that sweet of you to wade through 366 posts to tell us what you think. When you get some education, please, come back.
373 | kidi - sad thing is, they’ll probably try.

JARED - pardon my bad manners, I was so shocked by the horrible news from Elena, I forgot to thank you for the gorgeous pictures. Somehow, the horrid and the gorgeous balanced each other enough for me to get out the door this morning. Thank you Jared and Audrey.

What happened to Elena?

FROM PEOPLE.COM:

Paper Apologizes for Fake Kidman Quotes
MONDAY SEPTEMBER 18, 2006 05:10PM EST

Scotland’s Daily Record has issued an apology to Nicole Kidman after publishing quotes it claimed she’d made about Angelina Jolie’s charity work.

“In an article published on Friday, Sept. 8, we attributed comments to Nicole Kidman in relation to Angelina Jolie. We accept that Ms. Kidman did not make those comments to us and we apologize for any upset,” the paper said in a statement and in print on Monday.

Kidman was quoted as criticizing Jolie, a United Nations goodwill ambassador, for getting undue attention for her charitable work.

“It’s not like Angelina is any better than a nurse working in a hospital, but she’s getting the publicity for her contribution,” the quotation read in part.

Kidman, who is an ambassador to UNIFEM, the United Nations Development Fund for Women, has a “tremendous admiration for Ms. Jolie and her tireless, worldwide charitable work,” a rep for the Australian actress said in a statement Monday

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I’ve said it so many times, til I was blue in the face, to everyone that was gunning for Nicole — that she and Angie were friends and that she’d never say anything negative (I thought the quote was misconstrued - had no idea it was a total lie, but I’m not surprised). Like I said when that first broke, Nicole admires AJ, they’re friends (AJ went to see Nicole’s sick little pal, young Aussie cancer patient Dylan Hartung at Nicole’s request) - PLUS, Nicole had joined a UN group herself due to her admiration of what AJ does, so I KNEW it was bullsh**.